Mustache Bend

Bloom Blam

Nintendo Beach

First Map (Super Mario Bros. 3)

Pay For Air (Super Mario 64)

Primate Groove (Donkey Kong Country)

Flying Fish (The Wind Waker)

The Judge: Promo

Legends of Daytime Television

Icy Hot

Saw a Hermit Crab Walkin Down the Street With His Mama
Eatin a Banana
Wearin his Pajamas
Eyeing all the candy in the candy shop
Admiring the Atmosphere of every stop

Askin his mama for everything in sight
Toys and Game and a Big Red Kite
Walkin along, he crept out of his shell
His momma turned around, said "What the hell?!"
"March your ass back in that shell-
"or else, disaster, it will spell-
"That shell is your home, you should never leave-
"A shell-less hermit crab is my biggest pet peeve"

The little crab got where he belonged,
but his momma kept bitching cause he'd done it all wrong
when he got in his home,
it became clear
this process had messed up his hair

He climbed inside to right his wrong,
but he'd been doomed all along
For as he searched his little home,
he remembered he'd forgotten his Comb!

His momma slapped him in the face
said "Damn kid, youre a disgrace"
He looked at his mom and said
"Bitch, you're dead"
and then he shot ehr in the head

Hermit Crabs

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