Santa Claus tripping balls in another dimension.

Libretto:
Christmas is here,
You're somewhere else.
I'm in San Francisco all by myself,
Cause nobody's from here,
And everyone leaves.
Man, this place sucks
When you are not here.

Hang on, I think I found someone to bring a little light and laughter into the darkness of my solitary morning. 
Say "What up" now.
"What up, yoooooo (meow, meow)"
Mhm. That's what bein a roomie's all about.
Chillin out, makin Christmas jams.
And pudding.

Pj Bottomless