jevil "I could totally do anything guys I'm just lazy" jebowski

The best pipeline hits of every secret boss position + others I like! Sorting all these songs was a pain in the grass. These choices are of course not objective and are just my personal opinion. I just like having a playlist of these to come to.

Thumbnail art is by @bomb-129246486. It is art from our mod PvZ2 Remixed for the secret in Neon Mixtape Tour Night 12. Mod also by gpoeris.

Favorite Pipeline Songs

The "Vs. Susie" replacement for my AU "Holloween / The Sigma Pennywise Puppet".

Clancy: "Ra-ta-ta! Sudie! Your best sidekick just got you a meeting with my dad!"

Sudie: "Oh... are you gonna lock us up again afterwards?"

Clancy: "W-what?"

Sudie: "Never mind... don't even answer. I know already. You aren't on our side, are you?"

Clancy: "W-what are you talking about?"

Sudie: "It's a shame, really."

Clancy: "S-Sudie, let me expla-"

Sudie: "QUIET. I HATE being interrupted."

Sudie: "It's a shame. Your dad doesn't seem like he's all that bad.

It's gonna be sad watching him teary eyed, washing his SPLATTERED SON off the walls."

Clancy: "S-Sudie..."

Sudie: "Whatever. I can always start again! And get a sidekick who isn't a BACKSTABBING TRAITOR."

Clancy: "... I-I would ne-"

(Sudie swings her chainsaw, narrowly missing Clancy's shoulder.)

Clancy: "..."

𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐄 𝐆𝐎.

Song by: Maz
AU by: Me 
Grammar Touch-ups by: @the_phillipino_deranged

Power Of Sudie

Deltarune: This Guy Again? is a rehash of concepts from Deltarune in my own style, based on Deltarune: The Other Puppet (music from @notrealnevereal), but can be viewed as a standalone project.

Jeffrey "The Jevil" Jebowski is an extremely talented man who can do just about anything if he puts his mind to it. Despite this, he has proven to be a lazy slacker who can be assumed to have never worked a day in his life. After displaying his impeccable bowling skills in a match against the king, a messenger was sent after him to recruit him to be the king's personal trainer. He accepted, but after repeatedly blowing the trainings off, he was exiled from the kingdom, where the only thing close by is an off brand McDonald's® clone which is all he eats. 

Song by @ziyproject.
Thumbnail by @plabet.
AU by @castingsquids.

Check out the au: deltarune-this-guy-again.tumblr.com
(still nothing posted yet sorry but soon hopefully)

[THIS GUY AGAIN?] Heart Attack

This is the "Yo Spamton, wanna game? I'm Kris, that's" replacement for my AU, "Thank You, My 2SAME".
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Dear Kris,
I am not a violent man.  But I can be.
Just put it back.

Sincerely,
Spamey, losing patience

* Smile first
* Lemme see them pearly whites buddy

Hello,
I am seconds away from shooting you directly in the head

Seriously.
Spamey, CITO

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Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
TSOP: Post-Beta by @z_65
TYM2S by 


Hey there Kris, whats your deal?  Im Spamey, heres   [Thank You, My 2SAME]

There is always a torch to be passed in this place, even if it should've went out long before your birth.

[A01] A Game Made to be Played

This is the "Sarah" replacement.
song by @ziyproject
sampled vocals by: Spamt's stunt double

~ Hey… Hey, mummy.
~ Up and at 'em.

- nghhh
- what do you want

~ Aw, c'mon now.
~ Ain't no way to treat an ol' pal.

- just tell me why you're here

~ What, I can't just be here to comfort mah friend?
~ You've been asleep for a while now.
~ 'S a miracle y'ever woke up.

- i don't want company
- i just want peace and quiet
- is that too much to ask

~ No rest for the weary, y'know,
~ Listen, I've got one more case I needja to handle-

- no
- fuck no
- are you crazy
- no way in hell am i going back to that

~ Hold yer horses, mummy-

- no, you listen to me
- chasing these wild cases is what put me in here in the first place
- i'm done risking life and limb for this shit

~ It's about them. You Know Who...

- …
- …
- who did it

~ Nobody knows.
~ Happened 'bout a month ago.
~ Damn perpetrator still hasn't been found to this day.

- …
- (goddamn it…)
- alright let's go

[Deltarune: The Same Same & Other Puppet Extra] Marlon

This is the "“Anything Can Happen” - Krip H." replacement for my AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Puppet". Think about it, how it feels to genocide intelligent fish for a corporate greed?
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- Where am I?.. Goddamn fog... Ugh...

1.1.1. Joining the team
• Why, hello, little buddy!

Creepy Henry > ???
- Who the heck ARE you??

1.1.2. 
• Firstly, watch your language
• Secondly, where's my professional competence?
• Sorry about that 
• I'm known as Max H.L.
• Max the Higher Logistician
• And what are you called?

Creepy Henry > Max H.L.
- Um, NICE to meet you?.. I'm Henry
- WHATEVER, why are you talking to me?

1.2.1. Career growth
• I have a deal for you, Henry
• And it looks like you want to get out of here unharmed
• I can help with that

Creepy Henry > Max H.L.
- What do you MEAN?!

1.3.1 Flyfish
• STEP ASIDE RIGHT NOW 
• THERE'S A FLYFISH RIGHT BEHIND YOU

Creepy Henry > Max H.L.
- WHAT

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Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @arrow_nmw, @realshree and @therealmaz
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @rejonaanojer, @cambutcooler, @realshree, @danissimovn, @2053h and Schmiblor Flumbo ( / @schmiblorflumbo )
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by @altsusaltse / @its_versus
The Same Same Same Same Puppet by me!
Music by discoballguy on Discord
Voice lines by @itethecrapoc
(Big thanks to them! Go check them later!)
Art by me (again)

Max H.L. - "There's always a bigger fish" - [Deltarune: The Same Same Same Same Puppet]

The fate of everyone you know and love hinges on you getting your shit together, but can you even handle it?

All you do is smoke weed and mope around, where's the heroism in that?

Whatever, just calm down Samson...

Tomorrow is another day.

[MONDAY] (★)
[TUESDAY] <-🧡

Not much to say, it's just a Synchronicity remix tbh. This plays as Samson reflects one everything that happened on this very eventful Monday.

Music by Violet @KittyCatViolet379
Art by: https://x.com/TheNightBerry1

Desynchronicity ~ Nicotine in the morning - [Deltarune: Violet's TSSSOP]

This is the "Kris P3r-D: orundAll-A ER!H o!!" replacement for AU, "Deltarune: The Same Same Same Puppet". You could think about it, but do you really want to? I mean, it's not like there's much of a difference either way. Right? Right?
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[InfKredible]
Ugh, where'd that lady drop me off, anyway?
Doesn't look like any game I've ever played...
Then again, I'm kinda "inside" a video game, ain't I?
[/InfKredible]
⠀
[???]
UPDATE 0.1:
-Added Spamton.creature to the "Terraria" Adventure.
-Sul sul, buddy! The name's Maxon Will.
[/Maxon W.]
⠀
[InfKredible]
Wha?
[/InfKredible]
⠀
[Maxon W.]
UPDATE 0.2:
-Looks like she sent you here as well.
-Don't worry too much. I-uh, I am here to give some tips on what you should do next!
-(Damn, I hope I didn't mess up the script!)
[/Maxon W.]
⠀
[InfKredible]
That reminds me... This is like, Terraria, right?
I know plenty about it, so that's a relief!
Oh, here's my copper tools!
Alright Eddy, let's get chopping!
[/InfKredible]
⠀
[Maxon W.]
UPDATE 0.3:
-W-What? You're just gonna walk away like that?
-Hey, hey! Kid, if they catch me not doing my job, they'll dock my pay!
[/Maxon W.]
⠀
[InfKredible]
Yadda yadda yadda-
Shut up.
[/InfKredible]
⠀
[Maxon W.]
UPDATE 0.4:
-Will I?
[/Maxon W.]
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music and art by
Deltarune: Toby Fox
TOP: @utgdumpsterfire
TSP: @cambutcooler
TSOP: @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
TSSP: @arrow_nmw, @realshree and @therealmaz
TSSOP: @buttinformer-underscore
TSSSP: @rejonaanojer, @cambutcooler, @realshree, @danissimovn, @2053h & Schmiblor Flumbo (www.youtube.com/@SchmiblorFlumbo)
TSSSSSP:
vocals by Schmiblor Flumbo (www.youtube.com/@SchmiblorFlumbo) not @speedman404
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I don't know what to write here.

Maxon W. "I'll Do Whatever" ~ [Deltarune; The Same Same Same Puppet]

disregard it. disregard everything you've ever known. disregard all that is to come.
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This is the “Support for this game has ended” replacement for my (AND WHEN I SAY MINE, I MEAN MY AU. DON'T SHOW A CENT TO THIS POSERS AND CON ARTISTS!) AU, “Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet”. Did you expect THIS ONE?
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Dear, Kriss

IGNORANCE IS KIND. BEHIND THE TRUTH LIES ONLY ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ PAIN
I NEVER HAD THAT IDENTITY I SO LONG ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ CRAVED FOR
WHERE DOES IT ALL COME FROM? WHERE DOES IT ALL GO?
꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ LIFE, KRISS. WHERE DOES IT GO? ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦

> Quite peculiar. You seem to have formed into something strange.
> I'm not one for solving the mysteries of life. My area of expertise are in the deceased.
> *COUGH COUGH*

I COULD HAVE SWORN THAT WAS WHERE THE MEMORIES CAME FROM
BUT MAYBE ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ JUST MAYBE THEY WERE INSTILLED FOR ANOTHER PURPOSE
THIS IS MY OBJECTIVE, KRISS ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦
I DO WHAT I WAS NEVER ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ MEANT TO DO
I ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ KILL ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ INDISCRIMINATELY

> I can't- *COUGH* breath-

꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ YOU WILL BREATH NO LONGER
EVERY ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ MOLECULE OF OXYGEN IS FORFEIT TOWARDS ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ SUSTAINING MYSELF
I AM A ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ STAR. A REAL ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ STAR

> Hah- *COUGH* A REAL detective doesn't- *COUGH*
> DOESN'T need air to fight...
> a TRUE battle is won in the mind!

THEN I WILL DESTROY THAT AS WELL
BRACE ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ YOURSELF ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦
"CA$H DOLLAR" ꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ GOD WHAT A CORNY PSEUDONYM

Ultimately, SPAMT

P.S. WE'RE IN FOR A LONG NIGHT
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Our SEE THE APPEAL may be half as appealing as SEE THE APPEAL itself

[Pg.??] All Due Credit To Their Respective Names  - [Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet]

Intro based on work from @bruhassass, @overkill-the-sequel, @z_65, and therealmaz, @jackurus, and zootyclown.

and This is the "KNOW MY ᚅᚐᚋᚓ -" replacement for my AU, "deltarune a same same same pupept".
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sPATTYbINSTER decrees:
THE END OF THE!!!!! GAME !!!! numbsTOID !!

Things look GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE.
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thumbnail by: @quirk_yeah
song by: @quirk_yeah yeah !!!!
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by the-other-puppet.tumblr.com / songs by @utgdumpsterfire
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @imeanttoputcherri, @dawgskul4, @realshree, and @retravulsive
Bootleg The Same Same Other Puppet by @user-944327418
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore

The Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same sAme Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Same Puppet by @senoktrashstupid
(imagine my shock when i realized the nose could be a computer mouse)
a same same same pupept by me
Vocals by ME and Christine Ebersole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gR20ThOBOOA
Art by ME and WACKYLOON LucasArts

END OF THE ᴊᴏᴄᴜꜱ - deltarune a same same same pupept

This is the "Marlon" replacement.
song by @mazbackattack
sampled vocals by: town and cityrine

< The fly descends onto the corpse to feed from it's decaying flesh.
< What brings you here at 3 in the morning?

> Why, I'm glad you asked my grotesque acquaintance!
> I would like to see your stock, thank you very much.

< Your words failures. The world has beaten and bruised my body more than your rotten tongue can.
< It is against policy to let you through. I would lose my job as an ant separate from the colony.
< Yearning for death.

> You're quite depressing! How about I sweeten the deal?

< Precious money. A symbol of greed and power among those undeserving.
< Disgusting you are yet disgusting I am in addendum.
< We are like one. Perpetuating the cycle of cruelty onto an undeserving world.

> ...It appears your hazardous waste bin is overflowing.
> And there's blood all over the floor. Shouldn't you clean that up?
> That should be my next case. How could such a klutz get a job like this?

< Such shameful behavior to mock those who's mercy you were at not only 5 minutes ago.
< I was going to take it out eventually.

> Eventually?
> You should've taken it out five eventualies ago!
> I could prick myself on one of these needles and end up right back here!
> By which I mean as a corpse.

< Such rudeness. Could you be spawn of the devil himse-

> Not now, ...Sauron? God, your handwriting is obnoxious.
> Your clumsy mistakes and awful nametag mixed with your prudence has given me quite the stomach ache!
> A couple antacids should do the trick...

< A mistake you have made. Your hubris is your downfall.

> What? *chewing* You think because I don't respect you I'm in direct firing range of *chewing* karma?
> I chew my pills by the way. *chewing* You're delusional! I've done nothing but good for this worl-
> world...

< Those are powerful sedatives. You took way too many.
< At best you will sleep until tomorrow afternoon.
< At worst...

> ...
> ...
> ... *snore*

[Deltarune: The Same Same & Samety Puppet Bonus] Sauron

This is the “MY ∷ᒷʖ╎∷ℸ ̣ ⍑” replacement for my greatest and gayest creation, “tHe Same Same Same Same Other Puppet.” We did it, chat!
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[🎥][✅] kaidendam4xxer: ill knock them all down
[🎥][✅] kaidendam4xxer: starting with you

* The Dragon’s aura looms over you.
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Thumbnail by @jalapino-colada and @plabet thanks
Deltarune by Toby Fox
The Other Puppet by @sans-sex-anal-penetrator
The Same Puppet by @overkill-the-sequel
The Same Other Puppet by @z_65, @chomps-lmao, and @user-350353538
The Same Same Puppet by @officialhatsunemiku
The Same Same Other Puppet by @buttinformer-underscore
The Same Same Same Puppet by @its-appel-on-purpose
The Same Same Same Other Puppet by @chomps-lmao
The Same Same Same Same Pupppet by @mazbackattack, Reddit Randy, @fortplanet, and @jart-ist <-(the humble speech bubble)
The Same Same Same Same Other Puppppet by @its_versus, @plabet, @zebezebeman, and @epik-bruh <-(I should pay you more)



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