Mix designed to give you a light snack, bathe you, put you to bed and tell you a surreal story or two as you drift beyond the wall of sleep.

01. Beastie Boys- Peanut Butter & Jelly 
02. Aphex Twin- Come To Daddy (Little Lord Fauntleroy Mix) 
03. Malcolm Clarke- Bath Time 
04. Negativland- Over The Hiccups 
05. Pizzicato 5- Cornflakes 
06. Eric Thompson- Banana Skin 
07. Cibo Matto- Sugarwater 
08. Neon Heights- Listen To The Music 
09. Aphex Twin- Nannou 
10. Johnny Morris- Bubbles The Hippopotamus 
11. Richard Thomas- Pienso Que
12. Boards Of Canada- Aquarius
13. Boards Of Canada- The Color Of Fire
14. Eric Thompson- The Moody Concerto
15. Lemon Jelly- His Majesty King Raam
16. Mr Scruff- Ahoy There
17. Mr Scruff- Shanty Town
18. Mr Scruff- Fish
19. Funki Porcini- Tiny Kangaroo Dolphin (From Hell)
20. Funki Porcini- Long Road

(Put together in 2003 with Cool Edit Pro)

Bedtime Stories

The men and women of U.N.I.T. are on deployment to the Transcaucasian Peoples Democratic Republic of Nakhchivan. Whilst having a well deserved brew up they take the time to tune in to the good old World Service and catch up with the news from home. To say that what they heard was disturbing would be an understatement. There appears to be panic of the streets of London, Birmingham, Carlise, Dublin, Dundee, Humberside etc. Devastating earth tremors in the Cotswolds. Raining frogs in Ullapool. Hot hail in Inverness. Disturbing tales involving neolithic monuments. Four thousand holes in Blackburn Lancashire...

What's more this evenings' newsreader sounds like he has a terrible head-cold and appallingly amateurish diction to boot. If Auntie's standards have slipped this much, things really must be getting desperate!

"Now back to you regularly scheduled local programming..."

(Specially created for use as part of the Live Action Roleplay game "U.N.I.T: Wolf's Bane" which ran over a very wintery weekend in March 2013. For more information please check out www.firefight.org.uk)

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