Prod. by MIP

all:
[frightening gibberish]

mcloom:
relax the shoulders
yo, yo, yo
i heard some news from a pretty little bird
just kidding you never update your twitter you nerdy turd
had it comin a long time down the old grape vine
by the time it got to me it was basically wine
but i aint here to whine ima drop a line real fresh
unlike kanye yeez he needs febreeze lemon zest
so ride my testes all night as i unwrap thiz wack banner
the hulk doth smash his fists in a manner befitting one who is benevolently congratulating another upon receipt of official deeds to a new place of residence in burbank

JEAN GOT A HOUSE AND ITS ACTUALLY REAL
CONGRATULATORY TINGLES IN MY BRAIN, YA FEEL
HE BARGAIN SO GOOD CALL HIM 6 SHOOTER BILL
CAUSE HE THIEVIN ALL OVER THE WEST YO WHAT A STEAL
big jeans movin into the big leagues
big jean size thirty two, maybe, back it up
big jeans movin into the big leagues
with easy-e, or not well see

so were gonna do this thing where you sit and relax
[what is this] yo chill its a classic phife track
designed to calm you down and put your mind at ease
no flak is gonna catch on your bombass neve racks
know how I know? its easy, if sleazy is crack then the mothafuckin tangz got yo mothafuckin back, hit me

sleepyblaze:
its jean, chillin with palm trees livin in california like yung lean
nope hes from sweden, you could be too tho idk your life
seems pretty dope so you got a new house congratulations
bet your azn momma proud you aint homeless in a train station
but you doin well, payin the bills
maybe one day youll end up on a song with cl

chorus

outro, some cool bass maybe:
thx jean

MCLOOM X SLEEPYBLAZE - Jean Got A House (Hype Ver. 3)

Prod. by MIP

mcloom:
i was walkin down the street when i saw a strange feast
four sad clowns eating elephant meat
i said whats up with your smile guys the heat got you beat
why you gotta frown and be all negative big C
they got to their feet and stared me down
they said, we had to slaughter Betty cause were out of food now
i said that aint whatcha do in a LA town
come with me son ill show you around
so we [zoom] to trader joes saw some eggplant lookin plumper
they said what is this an overgrown cucumber
at that point a cloud covered the sun and thundered
it started pouring rain and lightning split the sky asunder
i said what the fuck man just look at the PLU number
its clearly an eggplant could you literally be any dumber
i whipped out my pipe and fixed the problem like a plumber
beat the shit out them both like deckard in blade runner
i said my prayers and offered them both to the eggplant mother
who seemed appeased and at ease so i gathered up the plunder
all my spoils of victory i'm a beast get at me brother
yo but all they had on em was a rubber chicken
what a bummer

chorus:
im regal as fuck x4
egg to the plont

george faggerson:
just pumping this sawed-off tuber with no lube
im Hans Grubering that vegetable tract into a man's meat rack
straight for ur esophagus smooth white n fibrous
n volcanic vacuous like vinegar in baking soda
oiless loudout dopeless acne-free solo sex
a-grinning at ur tax tesseract as mom
addicted to laxatives has her heart attack and -
[EVERTYHING GOES QUIET AND SOME BELLS OR WHATVER RING]
smthn like a million 5 ways of dying
that one has the smallest diet ratio of frying
im the friar of nongluten crusts and lung-free bratwurst
just be careful of friction
listen
this is the incestuous god fruit
of jesus’ root in mary mother’s sewage
a purple tube of briney bleeding
like nivea creaming
for the penis head to gleam, an edible fetus to savor screaming

mcloom:
too many phallic traps to mention
stick with me you can’t relax attention
its like dramatic facts this tension
is harder/hotter than your moms fake penis collection

chorus

outro:
3rd st promenade
seven twelve

PLATOMOOSE

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