Creepy lake, self-inflicted head wounds, and coffee made from projector goop... time for a nice, relaxing, puzzle solving afternoon.

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Please Don't Listen Episode 179- Cube Escape: Paradox and Game Design Roadblocks (The Players)

Being on the computer... has changed. Somewhere along the line we lost our way. Brands... Politicians... Embedded Video... We have strayed from the path! But we can still try to make things right.

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Please Don't Listen Episode 212- Neocities and Reshaping the Internet

Please write to our letters page, we'll print it no matter how much trash you talk on our publication! We need those subscriptions or all the cigarette and medicinal whiskey ad money is going to vanish.

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Please Don't Listen Episode 250- Magazines and Coffee Table Draft

In the future, we'll develop technology so advanced that even robots can hate their jobs. CYBERTEMBER CONTINUES

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Please Don't Listen Episode 258- Citizen Sleeper and Cyber Gigs

Sorry for the late Halloween Uploads. Would you buy it if I said we all had amnesia?

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Please Don't Listen Episode 263- Amnesia: The Bunker and Chasing Monsters

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Please Don't Listen Episode 264- CHAINGED and Variety Intro

You do NOT want us on that wall.

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Please Don't Listen Episode 265- A Few Good Men

I forgot to put the splat sound effect in there. I'll get you guys next time I promise.

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Please Don't Listen Episode 266- Ecco the Dolphin and Boy Game Girl Game

Oh yeah!? Why don't you take a crack at it if you're so smart? The pod tries card tricks and language learning with a hard week time limit.

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Please Don't Listen Episode 267- Learning Useless Skills

It's the time of year when you might be visiting someone with cable, so the crew Ice road trucks over to the 2000s to take in some of that standard definition goodness.

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Please Don't Listen Episode 268- TV with Ads and Obscure Streaming

This may not be obvious to all of our listeners, but working in an Office isn't really like The Office. It's closer to The Prisoner.

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Please Don't Listen Episode 269- Severance and Office Worker Interview

Don't listen without the Fez on- this one comes to us from listener MiggityMack, who asked us to dig into so 70s rock that's way outside our usual ballpark.

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Please Don't Listen Episode 270- Steely Dan and Steely Dan Comments

Our awards show may not have Kojima, but we think you'll like it anyway.

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Please Don't Cast Game of the Year 2023 Special

If you think questing is big NOW, you should've seen the quests we had in the 80s and 90s. We were all about questing back then. Dungeoning, Dragoning, the works. And WHILE WE'RE AT IT games used to have manuals! That contained information about the game! And another thing...

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Please Don't Listen Episode 271- Playing Video Games From Before We Were Born

The world's okayest lobotomites terrorize the sword coast and discuss both Dungeons and Dragons in this thrilling episode!

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Please Don't Listen Episode 272- Baldur's Gate

The first recorded story... that wasn't about low quality copper ingots, anyway. Interstitial music by Peter Pringle. Go check it out on youtube:
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Please Don't Listen Episode 273- The Epic of Gilgamesh and Bromances

At our listener Byran's request, we played some real potty-mouthed games this week for the show. That's right, some real rated M for mature type stuff. That means you have to respect our baby hobby.

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Please Don't Listen Episode 274- Swearing Games and Getting an M Rating

We dig into Shadow News, Shadow Impressions, and Shadow's very own game.
Editor's note: Only one of us bothered to replay the game for this.

Please Don't Listen Hazardous Materials- Shadow the Hedgehog

Catastrophic Computer Problems and a monstrous length delayed this an extra week, but here it is in all it's glory. 
Films Discussed:
Godzilla Minus One
Nimona
The Killer
When Evil Lurks
Asteroid City
Wish
Evil Dead Rise
Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning Part 1
Across the Spider-Verse
Ferrari
Every Best Picture Nominee (Minus Maestro)
And More!

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Please Don't Listen Episode 275- 3rd Annual Dontie Awards

Comics... from EUROPE?!  I won't believe it.

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Please Don't Listen Episode 276- The Adventures of Tintin and Pulp Adventure Stories

What, you think you're the only one allowed to scoop up bugs and make them fight? You can't OWN that idea. It's practically human nature.

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Please Don't Listen Episode 277- Palworld and the Art of the Ripoff

In a way, podcasting is like cooking a delicious meal. Depending on how old your equipment is, they even have the same amount of fire risk.

Thanks to Andrew for the suggestion!

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Please Don't Listen Episode 278- The Menu and Slobs v Snobs

RIP Toriyama. No one complained, drew tanks or designed funny little guys quite like you. You will be missed.

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Please Don't Listen Episode 279- SAND LAND and Toriyama Memories

This isn't sponsoreded, but you'd never know that with the way Alex talks in this one.

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Please Don't Listen Episode 280- Costco

The bit is extended another year, and you'd better believe we're committed.

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Please Don't Listen Episode 281- New Hope

You have no idea how pissed off you have to be to come back from the dead. Most people just let it go.

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Please Don't Listen Episode 282- The Crow (1994) and Spirits of Vengeance

Okay, look. We're caught up now! That means episodes will resume the regularly scheduled posting of one per week. Instead of zero... or three. But that also means that we've got the deck cleared for some weird inventive ideas. Wait until you see the robot animals we've been building.

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Please Don't Listen Episode 283- BLACKFOX and Seasonal Slop

Alright, if coming up with good podcast ideas is so easy why don't YOU try it?!

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Please Don't Listen Episode 284- Soliciting Episode Suggestions

Billy Joel karaoke will keep you sane and awake on that after midnight drive home.

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Please Don't Listen Episode 285- Billy Joel's The Stranger

[THIS USER HAS BEEN FLAGGED BY AN ENFORCER AS EXTREMELY COOL. CONTACT MERCHANTSOFT FOR DETAILS]
interview starts at 41:22
 This week our heroes tell tall tales of the prehistoric internet, discuss 2019 indie gem Hypnospace Outlaw, and oh yeah, interview lead designer on the game Jay Tholen! What's not to love?

Jay Tholen Interview starts at 41 minutes and 22 seconds.
Hypnospace Outlaw Segment begins at 1 hour, 0 minutes and 19 seconds

Please Don't Listen Episode 52-Hypnospace Outlaw and Jay Tholen Interview!

Please Don't Listen to This, Your Life Depends On It! A bunch of 20-somethings with a diverse range of interests try to show each other new experiences. Each week, one of our heroes puts forth a piece of media or kind of experience, and then they meet to discuss their thoughts, argue and generally goof off. Show not meant for human consumption.

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