Levitation Sessions

Hazemaze (Live)

'The Great Regression' is the debut album from DITZ released on 4th March 2022 via Alcopop records. Buy/stream here: https://ditzband.bandcamp.com
Dinked Edition (limited to 500 copies): https://dinkededition.co.uk/ditz-the-great-regression

Stream DITZ's debut album 'The Great Regression' here: https://bfan.link/the-great-regression

Artwork by Jay Bartlett
Produced, Recorded & Mixed by Ben Hampson at Agricultural Audio
Mastered by Katie Tavini at Weird Jungle
Released on Alcopop! Records

DITZ UK + EU SHOWS 
Tickets: linktr.ee/ditzband

2022 LIVE DATES
15/03 - Independent, Sunderland, UK
18/03 - Nice N' Sleazy, Glasgow, UK
19/03 - Legends, Edinburgh, UK
20/03 - Hyde Park Book Club, Leeds, UK
21/03 - Hare & Hounds 2, Birmingham, UK
22/03 - Louisiana, Bristol, UK
23/03 - Cavern, Exeter, UK
24/03 - Shacklewell Arms, London, UK
25/03 - The Hope & Ruin, Brighton, UK
01/04 - The Chameleon, Nottingham, UK
02/04 - Fair Play Festival, Manchester, UK
04/04 - Mc Daid's, Le Havre, France
05/04 - La Cartonnerie, Reims, France (co-headline w/ BRNS)
06/04 - L'Hydrophone, Lorient, France (co-headline w/ DUMA)
07/04 - Antipode, Rennes, France (co-headline w/ Structures)
08/04 - Le Poco Loco, Clermont-Ferrand, France (co-headline w/ Penelope Isles)
09/04 - Point Ephemere, Paris, France
14/04 - The Hope & Ruin, Brighton (supporting Protomartyr) - sold out
30/04 - Sound City Festival, Liverpool, UK
13/05 - Les Nuits Botanique, Brussels, Belgium (supporting Pigsx7)
28/05 - Sea Change Festival, Totnes, UK
08/07 - 2000 Trees Festival, Cheltenham, UK
16/07 - Ulltra Festival, Hull, UK
22/07 - Truck Festival, Oxford, UK
29/07 - Resident (instore), Brighton, UK (performance + signing) 

Mailing list: http://eepurl.com/gOE-tT

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Clocks

Embracing local creators, Music Video Blind Date is a collaborative community initiative connecting the best of Melbourne's music scene with its premiere filmmaking talent. More information at www.fantasticfilmfestival.com.au/Musicblinddate

Fantastic Film Festival Australia screens annually from April - May at Ritz Cinemas (NSW) and Lido Cinemas (VIC) with special events and screenings throughout the year. Dedicated to showcasing the world’s most daring works from filmmakers with innovative and unique perspectives.

DIG By Stiff Richards

KZEGGWN!

Rattekop

FIRST LP!

Loss Of The Rights

Prison Affair - I want ya (in my cell)

I shipped a tank, UI made of nails,
Go-core fortress, but it still fails—
Not the server, not the load, not the stack,
It’s the human hitting friction, snapping back.
I preached KISS, DRY, “clean, correct,”
While users ate error text and regret.
Support isn’t tickets, docs, or pride—
Support is the path where people don’t collide.

[Chorus]
UX! Or it’s dead on arrival,
UX! No more “read the manual,”
Cut the noise, cut the fat, cut the myth—
Make it work, make it clear, make it swift.
UX! Serve or get out the way,
Fifteen days, final sprint, no delays—
If it’s hard, it’s wrong, that’s the proof:
Make it smooth or burn the roof.

[Verse 2]
I fished features “for them,” what a joke,
They don’t want my fish, they want the boat.
Onboarding in thirty seconds flat,
Buttons that say what they do—imagine that.
Errors that heal, not punch the face,
Defaults that guide, not waste their days.
If it doesn’t help today, it dies—
No funeral, no meeting, no lies.

[Bridge (half-time shout, then snap back)]
No more ego-coded mazes.
No more “power user” excuses.
Humans first. Flow first.
Then scale, then style, then whatever.

[Final Chorus (double-time)]
UX! Or it’s dead on arrival,
UX! No more “read the manual,”
Ship the passage, not the bragging rights—
From “I quit” to “I get it” in one clean bite.
UX! Serve or get out the way,
Fifteen days, final sprint, no delays—
If it’s hard, it’s wrong, that’s the proof:
Make it smooth or burn the roof.


UX OR DIE TRYING

Blood Visions

My Shadow

Written, recorded and mixed by Beige Banquet.
Mastered by Mikey Young.
Artwork by Robin Roche.

Rattekop

Ploegendienst

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