insert obligatory comment about it actually being good

this would be an extremely good remake if you had never put Endigo's Big Chungus over the original

There's Nothing Quite Like A Jazzy Rhythm

excuse me sir, i asked for samples on my burger

a not very good remake of Ain't Nothin' Like a Funky Beat

exclusive | Koloah - Cosmin | VARIANT

System Error launches its brand-new sub-label VARIANT with a statement - not a whisper - and Koloah’s “Pacific Orbital EP” delivers exactly the kind of intent-defining sound you'd hope for on a debut catalogue number. Leading the charge is “Cosmin”, a track that instantly maps out the label’s direction: emotional futurism, razor-edged functionality, and electro charged with actual feeling rather than empty posture.

“Cosmin” opens with wide, misty pads that feel almost suspended in cold air, before subtly broken beats begin to form beneath. Then the acid arrives - not as a gimmick, but as a glowing thread that pierces the track’s melancholy, tugging it forward with a kind of soft inevitability. Everything here moves in fluid arcs: the pads sigh, the 303 flickers like underwater bioluminescence, and the groove shuffles rather than stomps. It’s melancholic, yes, but never defeated. Emotional, but never sentimental.

The magic of “Cosmin” lies in how Koloah balances scale and intimacy: it’s a track that could close your eyes or lift your head, send you floating into orbit or sinking into the Pacific’s midnight zone - both journeys feel possible, maybe even simultaneous. A proper opener, a proper statement, and a perfect way for VARIANT to define itself from release number one.

Buy the EP: https://systemerrorworldwide.bandcamp.com/album/variant01-koloah-orbital-pacific-ep-variant

Artist & label information
Koloah: @koloah // https://www.instagram.com/koloah
System Error: @systemerrorworldwide // https://www.instagram.com/systemerrorworldwide

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Buy the EP

exclusive | Koloah - Cosmin | VARIANT

Keys In the Garage

Tasty cat food for Toothless!
Key: D Diminished 7th and Minor
Plugins used:
Yellowjacket
Z3TA+ 2
Base used:
Unextended by Keaton Monger
BPM: 140
Made with FL Studio 20.8.4
Original Unextended base by Keaton Monger.
Credit me if you're using it, please.

Sparta Toothless Crunching Cat Food Base

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ROCK IN KARATE MAN

I made this ages ago and for some reason I didn't upload it???

Well here it is.

I have way too many Undertale Mashups

Oh, there's some fun stuff towards the ending though.

-Tracks Used-
Foo Fighters - "The Pretender"
Undertale - "Megalovania"
Homestuck - "MeGaLoVaNiA"

PS: if you know the source for the art please do link it, I couldn't find one.

Pretending to kill them all

RED Triumphs! (Krabby Mix)

Hoedowns And Hillbillies

How The West Was Won

Mayahem Life

boing boing, made another funny hololive joke

SiIva link: https://youtu.be/GJbD4Ye6Nik
Art by Kyatori

CREDITS
Original Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y3xh8gs24c&ab_channel=MoriCalliopeCh.hololive-EN

Original Rap/Lyrics/Vocals by: Calliope Mori
Twitter: @moricalliope
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_qhgtOy0dy1Agp8vkySQg

Original Track/ Mix by: kokorobeats a.k.a K’s/Coro
Twitter: @kokorobeats
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/kokorobeats

Pulsar RIP

this page started as a place for me to shitpost, and now that i've got followers, i'm in too deep to quit


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a not very good remake of Ain't Nothin' Like a Funky Beat

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