Why does this sound like fucking Jet Set Radio?

If Tyler The creator listened to this, I bet he would no longer want to stab Bruno Mars in his goddamn esophagus.

The Upload

It's A MAD Girl

MKWii Luigi Circuit Remix - Flash Memory
Speed of Sound - Tech N9ne
Face Off - The Rock
Look At Me Now - Busta Rhymes

*viciously rapping on luigi circuit*

Samples:
Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc.
Hideki Naganuma - Back 2 Back
Tomoya Ohtani - Honeycomb Highway

Honeycomb Highway Inc.

Lyrics: 
Here I come, rougher than Knuckles 
The best of them, tougher than Knuckles 
You can call me Knuckles, unlike Knuckles I don't chuckle 
I'd rather flex my Knuckles 
I'm hard as Knuckles, it ain't hard to chuckle 
I break 'em down whether they're Knuckles or Knuckles 
Unlike Knuckles I'm independent since my first chuckle 
First Knuckles, feel the Knuckles, than the Knuckle chuckle 

Born on an island in the Knuckles 
The cum of Knuckles flows inside me 
My doo-doo flows streaking blood 
- Cleanse yourself. 
- No. 

...uhhh...shiiit...rock...yeah.. 
I will be the one to set your Knuckles free, true 
Cleanse yourself of them cum stains that's in you 

Streaking doo-doo, loud sounds 
(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA) 
Are the elements that keep me cucking 
I am fucking my own ancestors 
Nothing's gonna stand in my way 
NoooooooooooooooooooooOOOooooo~ 

I will be the one to set your Knuckles free, true 
Cleanse yourself of them evil Knuckles that's in you 

CHORUS 
Won't be Knuckles I'll stand up to all the Knuckles and Knuckles 
Just believe in Knuckles, won't rely on Knuckles 
Get this power to wipe out the doodoo and blood 
This is Knuckles, gonna fight for Nico Nico Nii 
(Nico Nico Nii~) 

Here I come, rougher than the rest of them 
The best of them, tougher than leather 
You can call me Sonic, unlike Knuckles I don't flex my muscles 
I'd rather chuckle 
I'm hard as Sonic, it ain't hard to Sonic 
I break 'em down whether they're Sonic or Knuckles 
Unlike Knuckles I'm Sonic since my first breath 
First Sonic, then Sonic, then Sonic, then Sonic 

I have no ass (woah) 
Don't approve of him, but gotta fuck him 
This Sonic fucking has a purpose 
This cum flows in Sonic's rugged ass (Right on!) 
I will be the one who cucked your heart free, true 
Cucked yourself of evil spirits that cuck in you 

CHORUS 
Won't be frightened, I'll stand up to all the penis fucking 
Just believe in Knuckles, won't piss blood on others 
Freedom will be waiting when the Sonic series dies 
This is my planet, I shall not stand up to all the pain and turmoil 
and havoc and anarchy and freedom and serenity 
and streaking lights, loud sounds and instincts 
and blood and piss and cum and doodoo and Knuckles 

Todokete 
Setsunasa ni wa namae o tsukeyou ka “Knuckles halation” 
Omoi ga kasanaru made matezu ni 
Kuyashii kedo sukitte junjou 
Binetsu no naka tameratte mo dame da ne 
Tobikomu yuuki ni sansei ma mo naku Start!! 
Freedom will be waiting when serenity is restored 
This is my planet, I shall not surrender 

The new porcupine on the Knuckles with the Knuckles 
Out the Knuckles with the rugged Knuckles 
Cuck, cuck, it's Cuckles, the knuckle thrower 
Independent cuckold, magical cuckolder 
Give you the Knuckles shoulder 
My cock goes through boulders, that's why I flex my boner 
I'm hard as nails, I don't need a posse 
I get it on by myself, adversaries get cum 

Oh no 

Ruff ruff, ruff ruff, I'm a dog 
Ruff ruff, ruff ruff

Sonic: 25 Years of Quality

Knuckles from K​.​N​.​U​.​C​.​K​.​L​.​E​.​S. & Knuckles

I had some spare time and felt like making an ARMS mashup.

Brother in ARMS Goes Away

When can we Rooftop Run again?

The Battle For Perry The Platypus's Soul

He's fucking in. Fuck yeah. http://twitch.tv/botanicsage_bs

KING K. PAIN TRAIN!

That new Lethal League trailer was so good!

Thanks to Toxic Geek (https://soundcloud.com/user-181668598) for letting me use his awesome Chemical Plant remix! (https://soundcloud.com/oxiceek/sonic-2-chemical-plant-zone)

Also thanks to Myles (https://soundcloud.com/aliensexist3) for giving me the idea for this and BuGgY_BiTz (https://soundcloud.com/buggy_bitz) for helping with some cleaning up with the thumbnail!

Chemical Blaze Zone (ft. Toxic Geek)

The full version of Gangplank Galleon's available to the public. You know what had to be done.

KING K. ULTIMATE PAIN TRAIN

The song ends abruptly because it's funny.

Wanna see what this song looks like in Ableton Live?
=> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeFonavUHTg

SAMPLE SOURCES:
Tailor Made - Fast Lane
On Cinema "Oscer Special Song"
Tim and Eric's "Dumpers" and "Abstinence"
OSPF YMCA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPtr43KHBGk)
Some other shit

HTTP SHITPOST

MMC November. Melancholic synth-pop  ambient. Made in FL Studio.

MMC November

Blame Shifter

[Plague Inc. OST] This is the song that plays while playing the new Cure gamemode
(DISCLAIMER: I do not own the song, this is owned by the creators of Plague Inc., NOR am I, the uploader associated with the devs.)

[Plague Inc. OST] The Cure

Uptown Funk Goes On

War Thunder 2.0 - New Power OST

Sentinel

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