Shoutout to minor plagal cadences, ts fire 🔥🔥

staying in my bed all day
dont wanna do anything
schools been on my ass
its just too rough

ive got too much to do
ive got too much to do
ive got too much to do
ive got too much to do

i do this way too much
cant get anything done
im such a lazy fuck
i should give up

ive got too much to do
ive got too much to do
ive got too much to do
ive got too much to do

too much to do

A parody of UhOhSlater's "I wish you responded to my text"

Discords account standing system is the most tyrannical crap I swear

I'm tired, and angry, because you went and banned me
I'm broken, I'm pleading, I wish you wouldnt ban me
I need you, to just stop, stop banning my accounts
Please Discord, Please Discord, I can hardly fucking stand you
I'ts pointless, I did nothing wrong
Ill make another account, and you can suck my balls
Say goodbye too, all my funny gifs, and you wont even tell me what I did wrong
My friends miss me, they DM me, but I can never respond
You took everything, it's so over, I cant get admin in my own server....


I wish you didnt ban my discord account (UhOhSlater Parody)

featuring: @fattard and @roadkill777 the best in the game go follow them

i waste every day
playing anime games
i dont ever need to try
nothings coming my way
always stuck to my chair
but i dont care
i got grease for days 
i got lard in my veins

cause im a
fat fucking retard
im a fat fucking retard 
i got rocks for brains and an infinite waist
cause im a fat fucking retard

and when the girls see me they run away
i dont Think anyone could ever love me
it hurts to be like this
a stupid fat fucking piece of shit
why oh why is this my Life
i'll lay and die in the mess ive made

(fattard)

its getting harder to move
everyday i weigh in a little more
lifes getting tuff i can never look at food the same way i did before
I hate my guts
I cant even get these stupid girls to fuck
even my shirt is getting tighter
everyday i get less lighter

(roadkill)

everydays the same for me
wake up eat slop sleep repeat 
this is not the life i want to lead
if only things could have ended differently

Fattard (ft Fattard & Roadkill)

STUCK

new game+

shes 5 foot and 5 bodies deep
she larps as a hikki femcel neet
my interests put her to sleep
and to her im just a creep
shes really fucking underweight
bmi and iq roughly the same
i wouldnt doubt if shes been raped
sorry if thats rude to say

i wanna save her 
i wanna play the knight in her fucked up fairytale
i wanna help her
shed probably laugh if i even tried to care

your so hot im so gay
for thinking that you can be saved
in her palm a razor
she cuts herself and thats ok
your so hot im so gay
for thinking that you can be saved
in her palm a razor
she cuts herself and thats ok

think im attacted to her pain
i put her off its such a shame
you dumbass foids are all the same
ill fucking light my house in flames
how the fuck did i end up in this place
6 years of my life have stayed the same
i should blast off my fucking face
and maybe then youll feel my pain 

i wanna save her 
i wanna play the knight in her fucked up fairytale
i wanna help her
shed probably laugh if i even tried to care

pretty girls cutting themselves

fucked up again

You’re my JAV girlfriend
You’re so lovely
You’re my JAV girlfriend
But im so ugly
No one loves me like you do
Nothing satisfies me like you do

No nothing matters
Cause everyday’s the same
It’ll be like this forever
Cause i will never change
Say it isnt so
I died long ago
Still, her yellow skin turns my days into gold
I dont wanna know who else looks at you
I’ll kill anyone that tries to split us into two

You’re my JAV girlfriend
You’re so lovely
You’re my JAV girlfriend
But im so ugly
No one loves me like you do
Nothing satisfies me like you do

Man my whole life is fucked
I am such a cuck
I wish i had a sister that would suck on my nuts
But nothing ever falls from the sky
Inside the screen is where your dreams go to die

JAV Girlfriend

THINGS NEVER SEEM TO GO MY WAY
MY SELF ESTEEM IS IN DECAY
THIS WAS MY LAST OPPORTUNITY
IM REALLY FUCKING SORRY

HOW UNLUCKY IS IT?
THAT I ENDED UP THIS WAY
HOW UNLUCKY IS  IT?
REALLY THOUGHT THE ODDS WERE IN MY FAVOUR

I FEEL LIKE IM SPECIAL NEEDS
WHENEVER I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU
THERES NOT A HOPE IN HELL
NO MATTER WHAT I ALWAYS STAY UNLUCKY!

HOW UNLUCKY IS IT?
THAT I ENDED UP THIS WAY
HOW UNLUCKY IS  IT?
REALLY THOUGHT THE ODDS WERE IN MY FAVOUR

HOW UNLUCKY IS IT?
THAT I ENDED UP THIS WAY
HOW UNLUCKY IS  IT?
REALLY THOUGHT THE ODDS WERE IN MY FAVOUR
IN MY FAVOUR
IN MY FAVOUR
IN MY FAVOUR
IN MY FAVOUR
IN MY FAVOUR
IN MY FAVOUR
IN MY FAVOUR
IN MY FAVOUR


STUCK

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