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That's the great thing about President Grandpa, he's not as crazy as President Orange Blob.

And now the people of Afghanistan are starving, because President Grandpa and the spiteful US gov't. won't give them the remaining 2 billion dollars we were going to give the puppet Afghan government we were propping up.

If Baby New Year was conceived at 4:48 AM December 29th (40 Baby New Year's Weeks) under the Texas Heartbeat Act it would have to be aborted by 2:39 PM and 50 seconds December 29th. Unreasonably fast!

Baby New Year's Life (BYNL) = 1/100 Years
Texas Abortion Ban = 6 Weeks (.115 years)
1 Year = 365 Days
Standard Human Gestation = 40 Weeks

.00115 years x 365 days / 1 year = .411 Days
.411 days x 24 hours / day = 9.864 hours for Baby New Year's abortion window

Baby New Years Gestation = 40 weeks x (1/100) = .4 weeks BNY Gestation or 67.2 Hours

January 1st - 67.2 Hours = 4:48 AM December 29th

4:48 AM + 9.864 hours = 2:39 PM and 50 seconds

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