This was the most hilarious fic I have ever had the good fortune of listening to! I laughed so hard I cried! 

Relistening - youve given me a heart attack 🤣 such a great fic and audio.

The Louvre Museum in Paris is planning to host the celebrated Winter Fabergé Egg for its winter exhibition - quite the feat as it has not been on public display since 2002. However there is a snag: whispers of a world-renowned master-thief with his eyes set on the valuable prize. The curator has asked the famous Sherlock Holmes to consult on security, but the detective needs a lot of convincing: he is after all a bit busy with trying to woo a certain clueless ex-army doctor…

At the same time, John is attempting to balance work, missing Rosie who is off on her gap year, a volunteer gig at a local London orphanage, and seething jealousy upon the arrival of an apparent old friend of Sherlock’s. Attempting to foil the heist of the century while remaining friendly and objective might just be a step too far...

A Christmas crime caper packed full of misdirection, miscommunication and mistletoe, set against the romantic backdrop of London and Paris in the winter. Thrown into all this, will our two idiots finally manage to see what has been right in front of them all along?

Written by: ohlooktheresabee (@ ohlooktheresabee on Tumblr and A03)
Narrated by: ohlooktheresabee
Music by: Randomwordsonpaper
Coverart by: alifetimeaheadtoprovethat

Consulting For Christmas Part 1 Of 3 (Narrated by Ohlooktheresabee)

There is a serial killer on the loose with a penchant for collecting the brains of his victims. John begins to realize that the way his best friend thinks may sometimes be more a hindrance than a help….

Written by: Ohlooktheresabee
Narrated by: Ohlooktheresabee

To Be Human - Part 3/7 (Narrated by Ohlooktheresabee)

Fandom: Sherlock Holmes
Rating: Teen and Up
Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/203017
Summary: The eighth time Sherlock proposed to John, it was on a Thursday afternoon in the middle of a Tesco. And like the seven times before, he got rejected.
Music: High Jinks by Philip Guyler

The Love Song of Two Idiots

Fandom: Sherlock Holmes
Rating: General Audiences
Summary: It's Christmas Eve, the busiest day for shopping at Harrod's, and there's a guy in aisle ten who's snapping at every sales associate who dares to approach him. It's up to Moira to help him find the perfect present.
Original Text: https://archiveofourown.org/works/27977127
🧡on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/35781658
Music: I'll Be Back For Christmas 2 by Will Cookson

The Man in Aisle Ten

Reading of Caitlin Fairchild's The Moonlight and the Frost
Rating; Explicit

Podfic The Moonlight And The Frost Ch 9

Reading of 221b_hound's Unkissed
Rating Explicit

Unkissed by 221b_hound

Gimme Shelter

9 Miss You

MCU podfic

Easy Does It

Rating: Explicit
Summary: Naturally, John was startled when suddenly the ultimate solution occurred to him: Marriage. This was, of course, a bit of a fundamental problem rather than an actual solution. One didn't simply use the words “Sherlock” and “marriage” within the same sentence. Not even in a hypothetical context.
(Five times John kind of wanted to propose to Sherlock, and one time he didn’t have to.)
Original Text:  https://archiveofourown.org/works/3328727/chapters/7948449#workskin
Music: Gleam Of Light 2 by Keith Beauvais and Dave James

About Sleep and Coffee and the Existence of Fate

2 Alcove Epiphany

1 Long Legs in Copenhagen

A Sherlock fic by out_there
Rated: Explicit
Summary:  Sherlock walks into a room and takes all the space right out of it. He does the same inside John's head.
Original Text:  https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/191326#main
🧡on AO3:
Music:  Five Days Galloping 3 by Joe Kraemer

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