Well, it's a little diddy I've been playing around with. It's not really finished but maybe it should be...

BASS.

Swumtalkinbout SAMPLE2013

This is acapella from Scooby Dooby Don't or some such nonsense, Halloween, many days ago, DCK made a mistake.

Cycon Scooby Doo'd

The Lost Halloween 2006 episode featured a gay Frankenstein doin' a Young Frankenstein bit that ends in anal rape instead of a lynch mob. This be the song bit.

Dickenstein Puttin' on the Ritz

It's just a sample, but in light of the season, I wanted to serve up AT LEAST AN APPETIZER!! He hunts you down and eats you, good or bad. He don't judge. Not American? Not a problem! He's a big advocate for cultural dining on all children of the world!

Jolly Old St. Turkelous Appeteaser!

Uploading this classic, requested by Jesse aka buddycola. Here ya go, bud! Be sure to thank Brandon!

Molly Ringwald

This isn't actually a new song, but 'tis the season to get PRESENTS!!

Get the Presents!

Christmas in Podunkton

A twist on the classic, Frosty the Snowman! This is what happens when childhood cheer comes to die in Podunkton!

Frosty the F*ckin' Snowman

Fedex Man Has Had Enough 01

This is a theme song for the Jon Lemon. He's the best!!!

Ballad of the Lemon

Glory HOLE

Requested by.. get this.. James Taylor! Haha. Anyway, this one would be by Hickabilly Holler, the country band from Podunkton. Dig it, fools.

These Days On The Internet

Thanks Jilly Moon for the suggestion, ya sap! Here's the hit single inspired by what I told you to do!
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Well, if you only dance when you get drunk,
its called the klunkity klunk!
You don't need no junk in the trunk!
Just drink a lot to do the klunkity klunk

You just stumble all around
then throw up til you fall down
shake around on the ground
and now you're the talk of the town!!

klunk klunk. Klunkity klunk x3

even drunk klunk does the klunkity klunk!!

The Klunkity Klunk

Someone suggested this? Really? You guys need to get better at coming up with topics. Do that, and I'll get better at playing the song. Pfft, you BETTER share his.

But, plug?

This one's DOG GONE good!
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me and puppyman
been sittin around all day
then the puppyman told me
that he wants to go outside to play

but he keeps peein in the house
gotta quit that peein in the house
just let me
shout it out, let there be no doubt, bout da pee pee in da house

me and puppyman
got nothin much to do
then the puppyman sneaks away
he gonna take a stanky poo

and he keeps poopin in the house
why you gotta keep on poopin in the house
I do not care - you can drop a deuce anywhere jsut dont do do in the house

puppyman

This goes WAY back to maybe 2006 or something. Cycon and Klunk were sitting around the house one day and came up with a little ditty. This is just a scratch track of something that never got finished, but we figured its probably as done as it's gonna ever be. So, Merry Christmas? Yeah! Again and again and again and again....

Getting Klunk on Christmas

Birdwatching

Tyler joined me for a WDCK episode and this happened. His idea, my produnkton... I mean prooduction.. anyway, we teamed it once again and I find it to be a splendid reddit SPACEDICKS theme.

SPACEDICKS

From around 2006: These are some of the crudely made fake "commercials" Jordan and Tyler put together for WDCK episodes. This break features "Day After Tomorrow Spa", "Fleshlight", and "Solid Snake on a Plane". Sorry.

WDCK Commercial Break 1

What would our show sound like around the world? Surely this!

WDCK Translator: Around the World

The theme song from the Welcome to Podunkton series that I'll never make, you guys.

The Podunkton Anthem

Requested by Karpsii! 
This song was written.

Songs4Saps - Vol. 1

Wishing For Joy

Written for the game, Drunk Klunk. The words were added for fun after the game launched. This song is performed by Galrok, the bartender featured in the game.

The song was written and recorded by Jordan Miller of PodunktonStudios. It was inspired by a love for Flogging Molly, drinking, and mandolin.

Original Game here:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/286801



Sittin' on a Barstool

Written and performed by Jordan Miller. 

This was the song that went along with the release of "A Very Klunk Christmas". Originally, we wanted to have Klunk perform the song, but he was unavailable at the time, so we settled for the hack vocals of Jordan.

Originally released around 2005. I think.

Lowdown Dirty Christmas

Performed by Hickabilly Holler (Jordan Miller and Jared Miller)

Hickabilly Holler is the country trio from Podunkton. Members Are Jed (Jordan Miller), Jasper (Jared Miller) and Jug (Ricky Sanderson).

This is a country parody of "Smell Yo Dick" by Riskay. Yessir. Originally recorded 2009. I think.

Smell Ya'll Dick (Parody)

An original song by Jordan Miller and Tyler Wright
Performed by Jordan Miller

This one sounds like it has meaning, but it doesn't. Not really. It was written and recorded, start to finish, in about 2 hours or something before one of our old WDCK radio shows so we'd have something new to air. The original version was a bit more subdued and released around 2005.

This was a re-recording done by Jordan in 2010 with more energy, a bit better quality, and some new parts. 

Not the Rhythm (2010)

A parody spoof of Raindrops keep falling on my head, featuring Cycon just singing about nothing.

This was slapped together for a radio show probably in like 2005 or 2007, I can't remember.

Creamdrops Keep Fallin'

One of the first recordings I did back in 03 or 04. Its a parody of Stacey's mom song and, admittedly, is pretty terrible, but I've posted it as per request!

Thanks for listening!

CyconGod Has Got It Goin' On - Parody

Yup. This one mighta been 2005 or 2006, I really never archived the songs well enough to remember, but the song is pretty much what it says. Cycon does a little song about something he really knows nothing about, and that is female anatomy at its most intriguing.. well, I'll let you check it out for yourself.

She's Got Syphilis

This was the ProjectDCK theme song, used primarily for the WDCK radio shows, but also as our overall theme song for the series. I forget when we put this one together, but some people used it as a ringtone back int he day! 

WDCK Theme Music

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Open Mic Night: Cycon & The Cyconian One-Man Band - "Takin' a Dump"

Your new best friend, if it gets stuck in your head you must pass GO and send me $50 brain royalties.

Cycon Into The Internet

A collection of original songs from the cast and crew of Welcome to Podunkton! Cycon, Klunk, and the others perform a variety comical numbers and diddies for your listening pleasure. The gang has been doing these atrocities for almost 10 years now, and here we have a collection ranging from the very beginning to the present. Enjoy!

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