R.J. Kushner performs her own article that helps wave goodbye to those thoughts about the boat tunnel scene in "Willy Wonka" as they float by in your mind during a mindful state. View the article at www.pointsincase.com/articles/guided-meditation-to-help-you-stop-thinking-about-the-boat-tunnel-scene-in-willy-wonka. Submit a reading at www.pointsincase.com/audio.

Guided Meditation to Stop Thinking About the Boat Tunnel Scene in "Willy Wonka" by R.J. Kushner

NY comedian and writer Steven Markow performs his own article as the eulogizer at a "dinner party"-turned-funeral for his houseplants. Don't worry, there will still be cheese and wine after the ceremony. View the article at www.pointsincase.com/articles/eulogies-for-the-houseplants-my-dumbass-essentially-murdered. Submit a reading at http://www.pointsincase.com/audio.

Eulogies for the Houseplants My Dumbass Essentially Murdered by Steven Markow

Points in Case Editor-in-Chief Court Sullivan performs Sean McGowan's article as the last man on the internet's anonymous webcam videochat platform: ChatRoulette. Do u like wat u hear? View the article at http://www.pointsincase.com/articles/greetings-tis-i-the-last-man-on-chatroulette. Submit a reading at http://www.pointsincase.com/audio.

Greetings! 'Tis I, The Last Man on ChatRoulette by Sean McGowan (Read by Court Sullivan)

Points in Case Editor-in-Chief Court Sullivan performs Alanna Weissman's article as Fido, the lifetime achievement "Good Dog" award winner with plenty of canine wisdom and thanks to dole out. View the article at http://www.pointsincase.com/articles/fidos-good-dog-award-acceptance-speech. Submit a reading at http://www.pointsincase.com/audio.

Fido's "Good Dog" Award Acceptance Speech by Alanna Weissman (Read by Court Sullivan)

Danny Dalah performs Vijay Ilankamban's article as an actor desperately pleading his case to the casting director to play the role he was always meant for: 7-Eleven's Cashier #1. View the article at www.pointsincase.com/articles/please-reconsider-me-for-the-role-of-7-eleven-cashier-1. Submit a reading at www.pointsincase.com/audio.

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Please Reconsider Me for the Role of 7-Eleven Cashier #1 by Vijay Ilankamban (Read by Danny Dalah)

Jon Sindell performs his own article as Yap-weh, The Lord Your Dog, speaking advice and commands from above to Moses, the neighborhood pug. View the article at www.pointsincase.com/articles/when-dog-god-spoke-to-moses-a-neighborhood-pug. Submit a reading at www.pointsincase.com/audio.

When Dog God Spoke to Moses, A Neighborhood Pug by Jon Sindell

Court Sullivan performs Graham Techler's article as a dead father passing along the one piece of advice that may help his son lead a full life: download podcasts. View the article at www.pointsincase.com/articles/advice-to-my-son-from-beyond-the-grave. Submit a reading at www.pointsincase.com/audio.

Advice to My Son from Beyond the Grave by Graham Techler (Read by Court Sullivan)

Creatrix Tiara performs Felipe Torres Medina's article as Marie Kondo, host of the Netflix show "Tidying Up" and advocate for keeping more than 30 books if you fucking want. View the article at www.pointsincase.com/articles/im-marie-fucking-kondo-and-you-can-keep-all-your-fucking-books-you-ingrates. Submit a reading at www.pointsincase.com/audio.

I'm Marie Fucking Kondo: Keep Your Fucking Books by Felipe Torres Medina (Read by Creatrix Tiara)

Sarah Prendergast performs Isobel Pankhurst's article as the perpetrator of egregious actions seeking to explain that it's all the fault of astrology. View the article at www.pointsincase.com/articles/dont-blame-me-blame-the-stars. Submit a reading at www.pointsincase.com/audio.

Don't Blame Me, Blame the Stars! by Isobel Pankhurst (Read by Sarah Prendergast)

Thomas Eggleston performs Elsa Nierenberg's article cataloging all the things you'll ACTUALLY read before you get to those classic novels, memoirs, and poetry. View the article at www.pointsincase.com/articles/your-honest-summer-2019-reading-list. Submit a reading at www.pointsincase.com/audio.

Your Honest Summer 2019 Reading List by Elsa Nierenberg (Read by Thomas Eggleston)

Thomas Eggleston performs Shoshanna Silberman's article detailing seven new ideas for this summer's vacation, from dinky little parks and forgotten battlegrounds, to commemorative monuments. View the article at www.pointsincase.com/articles/must-see-second-rate-national-heritage-sites-for-your-next-roadtrip. Submit a reading at www.pointsincase.com/audio.

Second-Rate National Heritage Sites for Roadtrips by Shoshanna Silberman (Read by Thomas Eggleston)

Thomas Eggleston performs Rachel McKenny's list detailing the latest in disease-sharing get-togethers for the children of anti-vaxxers - because Pox Parties are so 1950's. View the article at www.pointsincase.com/lists/stellar-new-trends-in-anti-vaxx-party-planning. Submit a reading at www.pointsincase.com/audio.

List: Stellar New Trends in Anti-Vaxx Party Planning by Rachel McKenny (Read by Thomas Eggleston)

Lavanya Vasudevan performs her own article addressing five distinct ways for aspiring assimilators to answer the pesky question "But where are you REALLY from?" View the article at www.pointsincase.com/articles/five-ways-to-answer-the-question-but-where-are-you-really-from. Submit a reading at www.pointsincase.com/audio.

5 Ways to Answer the Question, "But Where Are You Really From?"

5 Ways to Answer the Question, "But Where Are You Really From?" by Lavanya Vasudevan

Thomas Eggleston performs Stephen Flowers' email exchange between an editor and J.R.R. Tolkien regarding the latter's choice of "Mount Doom" in "The Fellowship of the Rings." View the article at www.pointsincase.com/articles/manuscript-notes-for-mr-tolkien-regarding-the-name-mount-doom

Manuscript Notes for Mr. Tolkien Regarding the Name "Mount Doom"

Manuscript Notes for Mr. Tolkien on "Mount Doom" by Stephen Flowers (Read by Thomas Eggleston)

Thomas Eggleston performs Alyssa Moore's ode to the superpowers bestowed by the superfood spinach smoothie. View the article at www.pointsincase.com/articles/my-smoothie-is-green-and-now-i-can-see-sound

My Smoothie Is Green and Now I Can See Sound

My Smoothie is Green and Now I Can See Sound by Alyssa Moore (Read by Thomas Eggleston)

Court Sullivan performs an ASMR version of Sheldon Toro's three-part prescriptive program for making millions of dollars writing blogs. View the article at www.pointsincase.com/articles/three-ways-to-make-millions-writing-blogs

Three Ways to Make Millions Writing Blogs

Three Ways to Make Millions Writing Blogs by Sheldon Toro (Read by Court Sullivan)

Dramatic readings of Points in Case comedy articles performed by their authors and other artists. Submit a reading at pointsincase.com/audio. PIC publishes enlightening and irreverent comedy daily, since 1999.

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