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garbageGothic as Cooking Mama
Zagranis as Papa Louie

Writers:
Adam
Sculpture
HHH3
Dave
Ethan

Mixed and Mastered by Glitchdude 


Cooking Mama Verse 1
Oh dear, I think there's too many cooks in the kitchen
But listen, Mama will fix it, by dishin out some of my dissin

When I pitch in and give a taste of my roasting precision 
Then add salt, just a pinch, to a well undercooked chicken

I get you’re not exquisite, but more professionalism, please?
Cause Geez, you hire employees from straight off the street 

My students are trained, you can't keep middle schoolers engaged 
It's clear you didn't stick, like Flash in the pan with your games


Papa Louie Verse 1
You've seen a share of failures, take a tip from this master
Your formula is especially a recipe for disaster

Sharpen your skills and knife, cutting remarks are what you lack
I beat you hundred fold, bandanas can’t cap a true chef’s hat

You bring-a new meaning to handheld, you’re Baby’s first, no hard work
Soft as your rhymes, so simple it’s a picture of your artwork

You ripped your Child-ish schtick, end up twinning like your kids
Pulled off-line by the Switch, because you mined peoples bits!


Cooking Mama Verse 2
You're calling me simplistic? Here I'm the critic 
Everything you just spit was as dry as a biscuit.

Now, bringing up bits, I don’t mind, but maybe plan on
Not being a hypocrite, you don’t gotta copy-right leg to stand on


Papa Louie Verse 2
I've established my name, from tacos to pizza
But I can safely say I wouldn’t wanna open a place with PETA

Order up! Time to wrap this beef up like a tortilla 
So don’t get too shocked when I’m Cooking Mama Mia!


Cooking Mama Verse 3
I'm on the rise, your bald head's a dough ball I'll knead smoothly 
I'm past your level cap, I'll straight Pop a louie

Kids, pay attention, maybe it sounds crazy
But forget playing games, see, LET'S JUST SHAKE UP THE BABY

It's the day of reckoning when your customers bust in eating 
Spewing so much shit, you give Papa John a new meaning

Believe me, you don't fill the bar, you’re lacking success
If you wanna eat words, I’ll make sure that they’re fresh


Papa Louie Verse 3
Let’s Flip Lines, your consumers are always dissatisfied 
This time, my restaurant’s doors are the ones they’ll be inside 

I'm spreading across the world, your grade’s commercial
Cause all your mini game spin-offs have you going in circles 

Your flavor’s artificial, simulating a real game, Impasta
But you're not even the worst monster I've faced, now who's ya Papa?

You couldn't mustard a win, I relish in triumph, I thrashed you
You tried to serve me, but it just goes through me, like fast food



Cooking Mama vs Papa Louie - Discount Rap Battle

-PRODUCTION/CAST-
Bowser Jr. - Swoldow EVGRB
Lancer - GamingPlush64
Bowser - Alex M.
King Spade - Mr. Klock​

Written By: Michael Stark, Mason G, CannibalWorms, Fightmarker, Raichous, & GamingPlush64

Produced By: Dr. Dee

Mixed & Mastered By: Mr. Klock​

Logo By: Cannibal Worms

Cover By: Commander Jacob

Lyrics:
ANNOUNCER
Let’s give it up for Stark’s Rap Battles!
In the left corner, we have, Bowser Jr. and King Bowser
Vs
Lancer and King Spade
Begin!

BOWSER JR.
I’m gonna hop in my Airship and blast these Spades to pieces
Cuz even my Bullet Bills travel faster than your releases
All my cannons and minions are gonna scare you like King Boo
Your dad had to command his in order for them to like you
We’re gonna delta-ruin you, you can say we’re spittin’ fire
You behave not like a king’s son, but as a Jevil for hire!
Biting your face off like Susie, better get your bucket ready
And don’t rely on your father, with a bond that unsteady
Your maturity at this rate won’t make you “son of the year”
I'll fold this deck of cards so that they never interfere
Why don’t you work on evil speeches if you think you’re so Clover
In conclusion, you’re just a loner, leftover, seceding crossover

LANCER
You clowns’ll get thrashed when I take my bike and bulldoze
You’ll be Koopa-Trippin when you stumble over your Dry Flows
Nintendo's ace in the hole, only dug out with a spade
To rehash his bratty role in Smash and games nobody played
Same plot, same hero, same villain, same stencil
Acting like a Spooky Sword, but raps Halloween Pencils
Now I can’t say tier two curses, but I swear we’ll be your doom
I can’t take you seriously because you’re small as a shroom
Don’t you ever give up? You’re in my Shadow, that’s no question
And it’s fitting you’re a junior, cuz in this battle you’ll be second
So here, read the signs, it’s about time you found your answer
“Ho ho ho! Well if you’re reading this you’re dead!”, signed, Lancer

BOWSER
Alright Slugger, time for me to leave this figment out of luck
“LoOk At Me! Im InDiE!” just means you’re a Delta-level schmuck
You little brat, shut your trap before I slam you to the ground
And as for papa, well, he plays second fiddle to King Round! 
We reuse elements? (Ha!) You have your son’s laugh but deeper! 
Knock down your house of cards, as the conflict gets steeper
You need the Eastern Fountain to keep rule over your land?
I order the kidnappings of royalty with the wave of my hand
Check my castle, you ain’t got Jack, I’ve got way more traps than you could stab at
You Kris-crossed the gaming scene, now Toby's mad at MatPat
You wanna be a better rapper? Why don't you give the truth a whirl? 
You will always be inferior, no one can choose who they are in this world. 

KING SPADE
It’s the Bad Guy’s verse, I’ll show you some real villainy 
Dis-Kaard your bad raps, would you really hurt my mini-me?
Double Dash out this battle, that’s all you can seem to do
I’m a true Darkner! (Yeah!) My subjects are more useful than your crew!
When it comes to the best villains, you’re no diamond in the rough
You’re too soft and emotionally vulnerable, HeartsDonut? (Evil Laughter)
Do us all a favor, jump off the edge and press Down B
All anyone needs to know is that chopping down your bridge is the key
I feel for your motherless thunderous kids, King Bowser, really, I do
But unfortunately my loyalty resides solely with my Knight's crew!
I thoroughly enjoyed crushing you turtle scum in this battle
Now kneel before your King and become my personal chattel

ANNOUNCER
Who took the rap throne?
Who do you wanna see battle next?
You decide!
Stark’s Rap Battle

Bowser Jr. & King Bowser vs. Lancer & King Spade (YouTube Release) | SRB

Mewtwo: VideoGameRapBattles
Mew: Justin Buckner



Mewtwo vs Mew. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon 1.

Growlithe/Arcanine: Video Game Rap Battles
Vulpix/Ninetales: Justin Buckner

Vulpix vs Growlithe. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon 2.

Kabutops: MaNCHA
Omastar: Justin Buckner
Aerodactyl: Video Game Rap Battles

Omastar vs Kabutops. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon 3.

Pichu Bros: Nathan Provost & Justin Buckner
Plusle & Minun: MaNCHA & Video Game Rap Battles

Pichu Bros vs Plusle & Minun. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon 4.

Lucario: Video Game Rap Battles
Zoroark: Justin Buckner


Lucario vs Zoroark. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon 5.

Machamp vs Alakazam. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon 6.

Clefairy: Stofferex
Jigglypuff: WoodenHornets

Clefairy vs Jigglypuff. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon 7.

Weezing : 
It's Weezing! Call me Los Angeles because I'm filling the arena
with smoke and smog and sludge so it'll be easy to defeat'cha!
You'll end up in a Koffing fit because at this very moment
I'm suffocating you with a Toxic Smog of my deadly poison
2 heads outmatch one, so it's like a Destiny Bond
When I cause lyrical explosions as I spit Sludge Bombs,
You use your belly pattern to distract since you can't fight, see?
You can't intimidate this MC, so Arbok, come and bite me!

Arbok:
Better Self-Destruct since you're about to lose all hope, ha!
I'm Biting with all kinds of fangs since I'm one destructive Kobra!
I'll wrap you with my raps, make you pay with Acid Spray,
I'm Unnerved because I can Gunk Shot you all day, everyday!
So as I Crunch my lunch, Swallow him then Spit him Up,
Both your undeveloped brains will realize you're outta luck
I'll leave you frozen in fear when you glare into my eyes
No Smokescreen will save you, battling me wasn't wise!

Weezing: (Fast)
I'll use both my heads to Belch a verbal flood!
Have the Assurance to be sure that you'll soon be done!
In Spite of your efforts I'm sure that you know
That I have a Grudge against you so it's time for you to go!
I'm better than the rest: a mutation sensation!
While you throw hissy fits in utter Frustration!
Don't try to Glare at me because you'll be the one in fear
For we're searing through this queer and we don't even need to Leer!

Arbok:
Just Levitate away since I'm about to turn vile,
Poison Fang through your veins, so you'llbe gone in a while
Shed Skin for the win, my screech will make you dead,
Why are you messing with me, you two-headed Knucklehead?

Muk:
It's the true waste of a Pokémon who deserves all the hype,
The one with such Stench he's deserves to be a Poison Type,
It's me! I've got a Poison Touch, you ain't got much!
Disable all your attacks then come at you hard with Sludge,
It's a death sentence versus the Acid Armor of Muk!
As my rhymes Harden they show you that you both suck,
You were important? Big whoop, now you're just poop!
Since even Team Rocket kicked you out of the group!

Arbok vs Weezing. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #9.

AccordionChick as Jynx
Mat4yo as Mr. Mime

Jynx:
You're getting jinxed by Jynx, the end is near,
so quit clowning around because those aren't Fake Tears!
Here's a lyrical Ice Punch that causes an Avalanche,
You're about to Perish like my songs since you can't battle, man.
You should stay silent like a real mime or face a Mean Look,
Here's a Lovely Diss that'll Wring Out this screen-making crook.
You must be Oblivious because this idiot faces my beating,
Find a Substitute to rap and just go back to house cleaning.

Mr. Mime:
It's Mr.Mime time! Your raps are the crap I won't copycat
Lemme reflect the fact that I'll wipe your fat ass on Ash's welcome mat.
Here's a Trick, face my Psychic! imma mimic your lick but i will never mimic
the gimmick you're spitting with all these remedial feeble recycled lyrics
You're a  eerie weary  bringing fear to me looking queer or tranny
Hailing from the north pole looking like Santa's granny!
I'm a technician, fixing this coward's flow
when I blow her away with more power than a powder snow!

Jynx:
I'll Forewarn you right now that you will never win,
Your rap flow was so horrible that I got Dry Skin!
This Double Wake-Up Slap will make you realize
that your Meditating won't Safeguard your demise!
If you could Magically Leaf this battle, that would be nice,
Santa brought you a present, my disses that freeze like a bag of ice
So just Role Play with Delia and let me be the champ,
My Kisses Drained you, now I'll finish with a Heart Stamp!

Mr. Mime:
Black race, caked face, looking like Nicki Nicki
You got the big boo's all you're missing is a T and you can take it from me
When I draw this block shaped wall from my palms so I won't hear you talk
Do not hit on me I don't suck face, with the epitome of the duck face
I must hastily make my way out of this place, before I escape I cut to the chase
Unlike my screen, you won't take this lightly,
Instead of recolouring they should've scrapped you entirely!

Jynx vs Mr. Mime. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #12.

Welcome to Episode Two. Today, the terrific athlete Homestar Runner takes on the ditzy sister of The Loud House, Leni Loud, in this episode of Wicked Crossover Rap Battles.
___________________________________________________
CREDITS

► Homestar Runner, voiced by
JMB
https://www.youtube.com/user/justinmikebuckner

► Leni Loud, voiced by
Elsie Lovelock/SweetPoffin
https://www.youtube.com/user/SweetPoffin

► Strong Sad, voiced by 
Mathew Swift

Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Edited by
?????

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

WHO WON?
https://strawpoll.com/wes81zs

Homestar Runner VS Leni Loud - Single

Homestar Runner VS Leni Loud - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

The psychotic fatty from South Park, takes on Beach City's champion, in this episode of WCRB.

______________________________________________________________
CREDITS

► Steven Universe and Peridot, voiced by
 Matthew Thomas (Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons)
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheCRBattles

► Eric Cartman, voiced by 
Mathew Swift

► Announcer, voiced by
Freshy Kanal
https://soundcloud.com/freshy-kanal

______________________________________________________________________
Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Freshy Kanal, Dani Frias, Tv rap battles 

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Edited by
????

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

Lyrics:

Steven: 
This Tiger Millionaire is about to make this fatso pay!
Because I'm a Crystal Gem, and I’m always here to save the day!
This cluster full of cheesy poofs is on the brink of insanity,
I heard that Jennifer Lopez could really come in ‘handy!’
You're just a fat Aquamarine, except more careless and vile!
My good deeds can't compare to your criminal file!
Your show is run-down, while Beach City’s still in business!
Because I got my friends, unlike your taco flavoured kisses!
 
Cartman: 
Your story’s nearly over, Steven, here’s your last hurrah!
Just like Yellow Diamond, RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
It's not very wise for you to fight a raging masochist.
How can you even fight? You’re a mother-to-son pacifist!
Back off, you Crystal Jew, I’ll leave you Fractured But Whole!
If you're half-human, does it mean you only have half a soul?
Watch me spitting hotter, than when Satan came from Hell!
I lost all Faith + One in you, cause how the mighty fell!

Steven: 
Don't talk about my mother, tell that to your ‘fathers!’
This ain’t Casa Bonita, but you can still jump in the water!
This Meat Beat Maniac is just wasting his potential,
The way you treat your friends shows that now you’re completely mental!
Call me Chef, I’m cooking up all the comebacks for this kid,
Your rage can't compare to when Peridot blows her lid!
A show on Comedy Central? He looks more fitting in arts and crafts,
Go back to Cartmanland, and take this ‘coon back to the trash!

Cartman: 
You’re no longer Wanted, Clarence, oh, the irony!
It takes five fucking seasons to unravel your conspiracy.
Better get a Cookie Cat, you've ran out of fuel to fight,
Oh my god! You killed Kenny from your lack of shitty rhymes!
Even Butters makes a better Gem than this star child!
Your fanbase is atrocious, with all your Twitter suicides!
With Ronaldo holding more research, he’d make a better opponent than you!
I’ll take you back to Keystone, and give you bad reviews!

Steven Universe VS Eric Cartman - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One Finale

This is the original audio of Ditto vs Mimikyu with Justin as Ditto and the announcer. Please listen to the official version here:
https://soundcloud.com/pokemon-rap-battles/ditto-vs-mimikyu-epic-rap-battles-of-pokemon-20

[OLD AUDIO] Mimikyu vs Ditto

Ghetsis:
Stepping out the Ghetto, the king Ghetsis will bust a rhyme
Watch the gen 5 plasma master smack an Ultra bitch black and white 
Aether back off from my frigate, or you’ll make me very irate
Alolan Ghetsis will steal your victory like a seven sage pirate
It’s quite apparent that this parent’s parenting is incompetent
Rearing a daughter and son yet your floating jellyfish is dominant 
I’m prominent, your ominent, you’re about to feel the consequence
Of enraging the most strong trainer you have ever faced off against
So watch this on your TV screens, since Plasma overtakes a win
Because my hatred for you is as Abyssal as the Ruins
More fearful than your boy, Guzma, there’s no way you can best this
Challenging Unova’s king will leave you filled with Re-Gretsis!

Lusamine:
Get this, Ghetsis, you’re a failed father figure 
Two tales of Black and White show that you cannot get the picture
That you’re a heartless old man, you can’t call yourself god
Even your son thinks it’s truthful that your ideals are flawed
Mama Lusa will lose her mind when king Ghetsis points his stick
When N tries to show you reason you reject him, what a dick!
Yet you call me psychotic, you tried to freeze a whole damn region
This man is sick, you cannot Kyu-rem, he should be arrested for treason
The Gen 5 daddy’s delivery’s is clearly not very effective
You claim you rule all of Unova, yet you got bested by a detective
You’re defective, rejected, not nearly what I expected 
I say you wear those big ass capes to keep those beatings on your chest hid

Ghetsis:
Don’t start with me young girl, I’ll leave your whole family deceased
As far as your love life goes, it’s beauty and the Ultra beast 
You seriously think you can beat me, then you’re severely mistaken
Better scram before you get mauled with an underleveled Hydreigon
I’m sure your husband’s quite jealous and probably quite surprised
That your fan base wants to bone you and spam the web with hentai
Now you’ve enraged this seventh sage, I’ll leave you like my son disposed and
You’re too Glacia-late to liberate yourself from being frozen!

Lusamine:
Frozen? I’m golden, at least my child was chosen
When your son wanted to talk you just broke down and hit the road
Man you think you’re so damn tough, with your poncho and sceptre
If you’re trying to compensate for something, you can do much better
After we’re done with this battle, you will be rotting in Ultra Space
I can see why you never got hitched, just by your ugly face
Throughout your whole entire life, you’ve always been a disgrace
When your left in the Giant Chasm, I’ll say I’ve put you in your place
Don’t antagonise me, brat, your eNd will come quite shortly 
Call me young girl? Oh sweet boy, I’m already over forty 
I’m done with this deadbeat dad, so how about you just Niheli-go
You’re not perfection, you’re just a loser with no love and no hope

Ghetsis vs Lusamine

ALAKAZAM:
Don’t get it twisted! This little trickster’s
Gonna get hung like a ceiling fixture
In existence since this ghost’s alone 
You’re as scary as a Weedle in the Safari Zone
Passed around so much in every event 
that you should change your name to Ditto instead!
Just one move could finish you
Not even Mimikyu would Mimic you
The OG Psychic Type is the best of all
Don’t have the might to fight this intellectual 
My IQ’s unmatched! Even though you’re fast 
This KO’s due to a Psionic blast
Spitting deadly flows like Blue’s Raticate
Hit me with a Golem Self Destruct to save face
This Shadow Pokemon’s getting snagged
And sent to Lavender Town in a body bag

GENGAR:
Hand over your spoons, I’ll eat your soul for lunch
Don’t try to move, I’ll bust a Sucker Punch
I’m bred to battle, made to sweep
After this fight I won’t hear a peep
Coming from this Dream Eater, your will turns weaker 
Like Dazzling Gleam, your fate’s Black and White, bleaker 
Pokken at your defense, with verbal abuse
Even Machamp made it too; what’s your excuse?
Let me Play your own Role better than you can 
You won’t make me flinch with Gengarite in hand
I’ll cut your HP down to less than half
My win is canon- you’re just glass
Drop this beat like I stop your heart
Chewing you apart, that’s Al a Carte
The living meme’s older brother wants to step to me?
I’ll swallow you and your dreams of victory


ALAKAZAM:
Ascended past your Night Shade - this ghost’s just evil
You’d have a better chance against your buddy Nidorino
Sinnoh left you alone, in the Old Chateau
Only scary in Clefable’s shadow
A residual spirit is all you are 
So a Magic Guard negates Gengar
I’ve seen your demise from just one glance
Cornered like Celadon - you’ve got no chance
Watch this Psycho Cut himself on this edge
This Nightmare is real! Not in your head! 
Shatter your Scary Face with just one smack
Watch your smile crack - That’s a Tri Attack
You still can’t compare when I’m the one who’s faster
I’m upper echelon you should call me Master
Just Recycle my verse: Grab a Metronome
Maybe then you can level up and learn some flow

GENGAR:
Feel the temperature drop. Feel your body start to quiver
Despair engulfs your Calm Mind while my power grows bigger
When a Phantom enters your own Dimension
Just Trace this fact: you’re not worth the mention
Shadow Tag so your Teleport move’s subdued
I’d Swap our Skills but then I’d suck too
In Generation seven with Z moves enabled
Suigimori’s favorite leaves this fool disabled  
You need another buff! You’re not attackin’ right
Cuz I’m packing stronger punches than a Dragonite
I’m glad to fight, you don’t have the might
Stalking you in your shadow then Slash the Night
You can be my master all you want
The closest one to me’s the easiest to haunt
Watch me Snatch this win in the end
You’re as UnderUsed as you’ve always been

Mancha as Alakazam
Adam as Gengar

Clefairy vs Jigglypuff. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon 7.

Pokemon Rap Battles

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