why rayqaza not stop them fighting thats his job

The strangest of the strange songs on one playlist to make this better and stranger give me recommendations for more songs 

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All Hail Shadow NateWantsToBattle Cover

Lucario: Video Game Rap Battles
Zoroark: Justin Buckner


Lucario vs Zoroark. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon 5.

Here's our first royale! And this time it's all of the Eeveelutions battling it out in a free for all!

Justin Buckner as Flareon
VideoGameRapBattles as Jolteon
MaNCHA as Vaporeon
Mat4yo as Espeon
Epic Pokemon Rap Battles as Umbreon
WoodenHornets as Leafeon
Nathan Provost as Glaceon
Frenzy as Sylveon
Stofferex as Eevee

Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #10
Jolteon vs Flareon vs Vaporeon
BEGIN!

Flareon:
I don't care, it's on when you mess with Flareon!
Watching me rap is like looking at the bare sun!
I'm the Biting Fighting Guts having devil with a temper,
Fire Spin around you, while I unleash a lyrical ember.
Gonna make you my bitch with a Flare Blitz, I'm for real,
I melt Steel, with a Flash Fire I turn you all into my meal,
And as my Last Resort, I'm gonna make you all feel,
That I burned you beyond a recovery from a Burn Heal!

Jolteon:
Shocking things up, with pure terryifing electricity,
The worst Eevee brother seriously is dissing me?
Tackling and Double Kicking you till you're under!
Then turn you into some ash with a bolt of Thunder!
I've got Agility, I'm Quick of my Feet, and I'm sure,
That you won't Absord any Volts when you touch my fur,
This Pin Missile 'fo shizzle is above your pitiful level,
You tried your best to Attack, but it just wasn't Special!

Vaporeon:
Vap is here to rap! I've had enough of your boasting,
I'm Surfing on my flow since it's as massive as an ocean!
You can't get through my Acid Armor, so don't bother!
No risk for Hydration when you get buried in Muddy Water!
Ice Bean these two till they're not worth facing,
I'm Hydro Pumpin up these raps! This battle I'm acing!
Water Gunnin' you down with a Haze, you can never win,
Since I'm the only one who's being healed by an Aqua Ring.

Espeon:
I'm the most beloved Eevee Brother, smothering you sidekicks,
The future holds the truth, its in my will to win, I'm Psychic.
Turn you into Sun Shards, dazzled just by how I fought:
Swift to Synchronize and show you fools a true Power Swap!
You think its you that theyre choosing? let me clear the Confusion!
my Future Sight told me you're losing to the best Eeveelution!
Let's Psych up! A new Morning sun arises! Get what I mean?
I'll Magic Bounce my rhyme scheme off your face like a Psybeam!

Umbreon:
Let me Inner Focus, fools. Your end will be real soon,
Have you got hit by a Confuse Ray? My skill is big, like a moon.
And I've Assurance I will gain victory in this Eevee fight,
Upon the winner of this battle, let there be a shining Moonlight!
Pursuiting your asses since you're nothing but crooks,
You'll Feint when I attack! Be scared when I use my Mean Look!
Dark and gold, barking bold! A lesson I will teach,
Mess with Umbreon and get owned by a powerful lyrical Screech!

Leafon:
 I'm the Moss Boss and you're in my woods,
So Why don't you Leaf? Or I'll Giga Drain you for good,
I cut sharp like my Razor Leafs, It's a Sunny Day to face this,
You can't win versus my Chlorophyll and my Synthesis!
Hear this Grass Whistle when I use my Swords Dance,
You'll need a Helping Hand since the power is so immense,
And then a Sand Attack to your face will help to my aid,
Then finish you all off with my Leaf Blade!

Glaceon:
With disses so cold, it's natural that Glaceon Ice Rocks!
I spit an Icy Wind since I'm the coolest Brother on the block,
With a Barrier like mine, I wonder why you have provoked,
The Blizzard of the Lyrical Wizard with a Snow Cloak
My Hail will make you fail,  playing you all like Ice Hockey,
Ice Fang this gang, you can't touch my Ice Body,
Break my Mirror Coat? It's pretty damn hard!
And especially when you're getting hit by some Ice Shards!

Sylveon:
Generation Six has got the wits to get you all buried!
I'm very Cute with my Charm, you guessed it! I'm a Fairy!
Disarming you with my voice, prepare to feel my hate,
Then Tackle it up in this battle while using my Pixilate!
This Draining Kiss is like a diss, you'll soon feel the pain.
No excuses, I win! There was no Skill Swap or a Misty Terrain
Light Screen in this fight scene equals destroyment real fast,
Better be Swift because I'm ending this with a Moonblast!

Eevee:
What am I witnessing? Some Battling Eevee Brothers,
With a Baton Pass I'll beat your ass, I'm better than any other,
So just Run Away, to your stupid stones and your need for love,
My Adaptability shows I'm the one who reaches high above,
the victory, I will see your demise through my Baby-Doll Eyes,
By Taking you Down and Refresh as I'm owning in this strife,
And as my Trump Card, and I know you all waited with Anticipation,
You all need the one and only who deserves the actual appriciation!

Eeveelution Battle Royale. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #10.

ASSASSIN'S CREED- UNITY RAP - Dan Bull

Creepy Black - Stofferex
Lost Silver - VideoGameRapBattles
BRVR - Justin Buckner
Buried Alive - WoodenHornets
MissingNO - RLYoshi
Strangled Red - HyperJacob96
White Hand - Frenzy
Hypno's Lullaby - MaNCHA
Lavender Town Syndrome - Emo Owl
Ash's Coma - Mat4yo


Lost Silver:
I'M DEAD but I want to be alive to spit this message to you
Turn back now or you'll be sent straight to your doom
Cyndaquil says HURRY because this ghost will be Unown
I'll leave you in chains like all the Pokemon I own
The forgotten hero haunts this spawn of lavender town
This is the battle of your life, the run option's not allowed
LEAVE or it'll be your soul that I will pilfer
In this battle of horrors, you’ll take a second place Silver!

Creepy Black:
Black's here to hack through your Silver Soul and brain!
You think you can win? Man the word lost is in your name!
Ghost is in your party, the Lavender Town sprite spirit
I'll Curse you first, even though in Generation 1, that move wasn't in it!
You can't step to me! Hell, you can't step at all!
You can't catch this brawling ghost inside a Pokéball!
You're too scared to move, you're about to get owned!
And on the place I'll finish you off there will stand a tombstone

Lost Silver:
NO MORE! Enough of your rhymes giving me Frustration
You can't one-hit KO me this fight will be MY domination
Celebi can sing a Perish Song then have  Pain Split
Your data will be erased, Rest in 8 bits

Creepy Black:
Don't be giving me that Mean Look or i’ll use my curse ability!
You’ve already Lost, Silver, when you come up against me
I murder every Trainer I faced, don’t even bother to fight
It’s time I put you to sleep, cause this is your very last night!

BRVR:
Do you still love me? If not, I’ll use my thunderbolt
I know you'll never leave once I catch your souls
It’s so cold down here, but my rhymes are still hot
Like what my owner did to me, I will leave you all to rot
None of you jokes know the pain that's going on in my chest
I know you’re lying to me, when you said your disses are the very best
I would rather die than listen to your lame excuses of raps!
When you see my plushy in the room, it'll end in a bloodbath 

Buried Alive:
Let me come out from the ground and make you stop your strife
My time to shine and finally rip apart your lives,
It's over, Pikachu, nowhere to run and nowhere to hide
'Cause all you flee in fright when Buried Alive wants to fight!
It won't be tame when I glitch your game, you three'll never be saved
Cause my claim to fame, taking jokes like you to your graves!
Finally, fresh meat! I've been waiting almost a century
You're reached the final floor, NOW IT’S TIME TO GET BURIED!

MissingNO:
The true killer king has arrived to bring your demise
No one will be Missing you when I make you all die
Your pants you'll be shitting when MissingNO's spitting
These lyrics were written in the blood that's dripping
from your quitting barely-living head since I'm hitting and ripping
There's MissingNO way you'll win versus this verbal ass kicking
Time's ticking and ticking and I'm winning and grinning
I'm the glitching killing forbidden beginning of your spine splitting!

Strangled Red:
I have no reason to be here, but I'll take you all down anyways!
You guys thinking you're the best has driven me even more crazed!
In a world that cheated me, why should I play fair?
Just like me when Miki died, you'll all be driven to despair!
I'll kill you all!  I'm going to do it!  You don't wanna know what's going in my mind.
This win is MINE!  Your guys' victory is something you can't find!
Nothing can be saved now, prepare your necks!  I'll strangle you all, there won't be a reset!
When you step up to me, you'll end up dead!  With the last thing you see is the color of red!

White Hand:
I can’t believe that you all think you understand
you’re nothing, but at least now you’re in my hand
Crashing through this battle, rapping till you all faint from this happening
Taking over game, cuz your bodies aren’t the only thing I’m “hacking”
trust me, you’ll be Missing, with No one to find the remains
All of you fighting for supremacy, but you’re all rapping the same
Make all the noises you want, it’ll prove to be futile
When I rip you into pieces you’ll know I made this battle “BRUTAL”

Hypno’s Lullaby:
Come with me little children, safe and happy you all be
As you Rest in your beds and I devour all your dreams
Don’t cry, it’s fine, Hypno wouldn’t hurt a fly
Fortunately all of you are non-invertebrate slime
I gotta hand it to you, White, you at least proved you aren’t the worst
Because MissingNO blowed for every second of his verse
Hypno lied to you all, sorry, now you’re all dead and done
Stay with me forever, we’ll have so much fun!

Lavender Town Syndrome:
Come and listen to my song, I’ll make all your ears bleed
You’ll all be suicidal in this battle, don’t believe me? 
Step out of the cave, into the town and feel my power. 
More fearsome than the ghost Marowak who haunts the tower
Any child who plays me, will end up being dead and severed
I’ll corrupt all of you, showing you who should be feared!
You think you’re scary, I got zombie Pokemon on my side!
Challenging me to a battle, better get ready to hide!

Ash’s Coma:
I leave my home, start my journey all alone and 
no.. NO! i’ll leave YOU all in a coma!
Your theories aren’t eerie, they’re etherial diseases
I’m the leader, and I’ll turn you into ash for your treason
my vision’s blurry, i can’t see
i thought we were all a team, maybe this is all a dream, 
your existence is fiction, you rather hurt than feel hurting
Time to show you what I’ve learned on my pokemon journey!

Stage 1: strike you with the bolt of lightning in my pocket
Stage 2: ignite your fires and blast you like Team Rocket
Stage 3: water gun you down with flows you can’t test
Stage 4: make new friends and become the very best!

if this is all in my head, sprawled on a hospital bed
i’m forever in debt to recycle the R.E.M. 
Come on! you pasta peoples can’t quite catch up!
Well, this battle is done, so let me pull the plug!

Pokepasta Battle Royale. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #15.

No Kizzy (uglykgb + Dion!)

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PEWDIEPIE'S SONG! by: Dan Bull

Super Mario Land 2 WITH LYRICS

Groudon: Epic Rap Battles of Comic Books
Kyogre: Justin Buckner
Rayquaza: MaNCHA
Deoxys: Epic Doctor X

Groudon:
Listen Moby Dick, this Primal’s ‘bout to go Reversion
Bring forth a Desolated Land like the M06 version
Your death will arise when I show my Precipice Blades
The best a-ground makes fakes shake with an Earthquake!
With an MC Hammer Arm I’m crushing other rappers down
You’ll need more than a Drizzle when you hear my Roar sound
So try to Splash me when I’ve got power to the Maxie!
I’ll open up a Fissure, then you can try to attack me

Kyogre:
I raise the sea level; let me tell you an Aqua Tail
‘bout a Conti-mental Pokémon steppin’ to a killer whale
Coming up to this Ancient Power? Well aren’t we bold?
My raps come out Swift and my disses are Sheer Cold
I’m the alpha beast you know I’m coming in first
Ya It’s quite the Sunny Day, let’s go for a little Surf
Got you in a whirlpool, I’m cutting down on your bulk
And you’ll be washed up again when I spit Origin Pulse

Groudon:
Your raps put me to sleep, now it’s time for an Eruption
When I blast a SolarBeam, you’ll end up as pure nothin’
I’ve roamed throughout the earth, you’re a Sea World show
You’ll never Dive and flee when I leave you Bulldozed

Kyogre:
Step into my water basin, and you’ll never make it out
End you with a Water Spout, it’s all Kyogre now 
You control the land, but this world is my turf
Considering that water takes up most of the earth

Rayquaza:
Straight from the Sky Tower, owning ocean and geo
I’m spitting Dragon Rage! The most powerful of this trio
is in the o-zone to condone two terrible titans
Just a single Twister would leave Arceus frightened!
So don’t even try! My power level’s ultimate; Sky High!
Hope I don’t make you cry because I’m so Fly!
You’re Outrageous, I’m getting Scary-Faced and quite feral so
I’m taking my win Air Lock, stock, and barrel!

*Build-up. Rayquaza flies into space, and destroys the meteorite.*

Deoxys:
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's the shapeshifter from space
facing the falsified savior of Hoenn's race 
So, raging pickle, you're gonna face the dismal
doom of your region when I emerge from YOUR symbol
I'll Boost Up 'gainst Psychos who reign as the “ancients”
you’ll swallow your words as if they were my spaceship 
Burn you, like acid! Explosive! Nucleic!
Nova Pressuring, I’m god-like, whereas you’re archaic!

Mega Rayquaza:
I shine like a quasar! Your ego’s supermassive!
I fought down those two clowns, that shows I’m not passive!
So it’s Crunch time! Dragon Pulse a rhyme to put you in your place!
I’m Dragon Ascending to Sky Drop this waste of space!
Go put up your Defense Form, or Attack me all you want!
Knock it Off, you’re not daunting! Just give up your Zen Headbutt! 
I hone my claws, and then prove I’m an Aerial Ace
As I give birth to your fate, and split this DNA

Deoxys:
It amuses me that you believe your element could win it
For you, the sky’s the limit, while my universe is infinite 
My raps are true Deox-ick, Ziz is turning further green
Thus, you’ll never Recover when I unleash my Hyper Beam

Mega Rayquaza:
I’ve got more Extreme Speed Deoxys, drop the facade
My voice is echoed through the heavens, I am feared by gods
No matter what move I choose, you’re a 1 hit K.O.
You can spit a whole arsenal, ‘cause against me, Anything Goes!


Groudon vs Kyogre. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #17

The ultimate Video Game Rap Battle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3bx2p1Nh2c

Written by - Cam Greely & Mat4yo
Mario - Cam Greely (VideoGameRapBattles)
Sonic - ShadyVox

Mario:
Let’s a-go back to the Dark Age
Where a light shone forth stark in an arcade
embarking to shape the video game industry
If there’s one mascot to thank, it’s a me!
Let’s watch you clock out at mach speed
running away from my hedgehog stomp spree
Notice how a flame throwing pro bro-Spits
Bring a hell far greater than the one of ‘06
It’s a great gaming race, and you’re getting lapped
How you claim to be fast, when you’re crap on the track?
I’mma Burn you bro and when I’m through with you
The world will see your true colors: black and blue
I’m a proud plumber whose business thrives 
off the flushed out content your franchise provides
Don’t push my Big Red Buttons or you’ll see soon 
Your legacy will blow up with one Sonic Boom

Sonic: 
The blue blur’s speeding ‘round and storming your course
screwing this street rat crawling in the sewers of new york
You jump around, underground the streets where I'm the king
But If you want to win the Princess, the secret is rings!
You’re trash from the past, you gotta go fast
With all my pals, we got the dream cast
While you’re alone with a toad and a cowardly bro
I stepped up the game ‘cause you’re too slow
Now I’ll show you! at the speed of light
How to spin dash a fat cat my lyrics will rise
I've been Taking first place since my creation
I've been crushing fat men for generations 
Your taxidermy tanooki can get you fly as racoons
but you’re just a subspecies who’s high on shrooms!
Devour all your power ups, but you’ll still be beat
if you are what you eat, then say hello to my feet

Mario:
Mama Mia! With this abuse
I’mma gonna give PETA a real reason to sue
You live in my Shadow, brawling me is tabuu
Side scroll you to roadkill, drive you into fast food!
Sega would be nothing without it’s one trick rat
And his fan base more annoying than big the cat
You shoulda never faced the gaming godfather, son
Cause-a Mario’s always number 1


Sonic: 
Mario's going missing if that's the best that you got
Meanwhile I take 8 bites from Nintendo’s melting pot
Spittin’ chaos on the biggest sellout from japan
Flatten this Goomba like paper, so you better jump man
Dissed all your titles since they’re all the same
I'll own you harder than I did at the Olympic Games
Now I got you choking as if you went down the wrong pipe
But that’s what happens when you front the “fastest thing alive”

Mario vs. Sonic - Video Game Rap Battle

"Where's Tracer vs Scout?" Soon, soon. It'll be worth the wait. Enjoy this battle, it's a fun one.

HyperJacob96 as Greninja and Charizard


Greninja:
So a foe faux Dragon wants to clash this?
A beating from my flow’s something you can’t resist
You’re so blinded by rage, Mat Block would never fail
Extinguish your burning spirit and the one on your tail!
You try to Pokeride your fame, yet you’re ground bound by Pewter
If you wanna go places, then call for the Uber!
You needed a Tutor for your signature move
And now you’re about as Fly as in Red and Blue!

Charizard:
You’re looking tongue tied when spitting that hip-Hoppip 
I’ve left the Base Set for me to Sky Drop it 
While Kermit the Frog is Struggling and Splashing 
It’s none of my business that you can't match me 
I thought your gimmick was a ninja but you Mimic other 'mons 
You're an Ability Thief tryna top Kek-leon 
Protean Hidden Power might help you in a fight
Yet you can't spit fire so you're not my type 

Greninja:
Don’t count me out! Sure I can!
When you’re as viable as me you’ve always got a plan!

Ash-Greninja:
The key to victory is friendship! Not ignoring your trainer
Dropping rap Battle Bombs while you put Ash in danger!
Even with your dragon form, you’re still stuck like Frubbles
It took you 18 years to not get crippled by Bubble
Soak you with a steaming scald to leave a fire type smashed
You’ll never grow old when I turn you to Ash!

Mega Charizard X: 
Blow your smoke elsewhere, what a pity!
Players should just avoid you like Lumiose City!
Of course the French region included a frog
Abandoned as an Uber! Talk about a Tough clause!
Fly like the Ride Pager, on the mic I demolish
Fused with your trainer? Talk about Battle Bond-age!
Still can't take a hit, your stats are pointless
This is the second time you’ve proven to be a disappointment!

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Charizard vs Greninja. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #6

i do not own this song, all credits go to Nenorama and CG5, both great content creators so please check them out :D

edit: i didnt realize this many people would like it so i want to make it perfectly clear that this song does not belong to me in anyway shape or form! it belongs to Nenorama and CG5. please go check them out there content is great

I Wanna Waa – Waluigi Song By CG5  Nenorama

WOTFI 2017 - Rap Battle (Clean and Loopable)- SMG4 By Glitch Prod.

@hyperjacob96 as Greninja
@user-485595605 as Incineroar

Greninja:
Out from the shadows I rise to Smack Down this Alolan Starter!
who thinks his Low Sweep will hurt me, but my Dark Pulse hits harder!
You may have a Z-move of your own, but it won’t frighten me!
So get ready fo—wait, shouldn’t Decidueye be fighting me?
I mean, seriously! This overgrown puss thinks that he’s got this?
Water puts out Fire! It’s clear this ain’t a contest!
Like your Up-B in Smash, going down is your fate!
Just quit the act kitty cat, we all know wrestling’s fake!

Incineroar:
And here I’m thinking “I’m about to fight Mewtwo”
But instead I get the Pokemon version of Tsuyu!
You say that wrestling’s fake, and that I'm actually weak?
I'll disprove all of your lies like if it's a Grinch Leak!
You know my skills are Lit, ten out of ten!
I leave every foe I face all broken and bent!
And low-key, this Froakie will retire as a fighter
‘Cause he’ll get more than a warm up when he steps in my ring of fire!

Ash-Greninja:
You wanna turn me to Ash? You’re just asking to get trashed!
Transformed with Battle Bond, and now I’ll leave you Night Slashed!
I’ll be Shadow Sneaking by you as I take all your nine lives!
And I know you’ll be losing cause you're not the Fighting type!
Cut you with my Water Shuriken! I’ll show you who’s Dark!
And then people will hear on how I Torracat apart!
This Secret Ninja Attacks! I’ll Final Smash you away!
I’m the reason people came back to watching the anime!

Incineroar:
And then they left after that when Ash chose to release you!
If I wanted to fight a Smash Bro, I’d rather fight Pichu!
I’m warning you now, you should call for a Substitute!
I honestly find Chesnaught more interesting than you!
Bounce you off the ropes, hit you with my Darkest Lariat!
With the legacy you made, I’ll pile drive you and bury it!
Face my Malicious Moonsault! I’ll leave you battered and scarred!
Your fans will be more salty than when you lost to Charizard!

Greninja Vs Incineroar. Epic Rap Battles Of Pokemon #21.

Nemraps as Bowser
VGRB as Dr. Eggman

LYRICS:
Bowser
This be the King of the Koopas 
Backed by my army of troopas
I trap with the princess you try trappin critters
but we’ve got the shell’s that’ll shoot ya
Right out the chopper that you just jacked from me
You face the monster, conquering galaxies 
Hide in your lab while i’m rockin’ the castle
cause You lose to animals in every battle (like whoa)
I’m a Super Star Saga you’re just trash from Sega
Who lost a mascot contest to his own rival what a failure
So I’ll flame ya, I fight gory, lick my lips cause I like poultry 
Squeeze my jaw and eat you raw that’s what I call an inside story

Eggman
Lectured by lizard brains? One thing that I must ask then
Did you look back at all your games? Cause you lose to the mustached men
This turtle’s slow if he thinks that he’s tough 
To beat you all I have to is just jump 
Over you and into the lava your dunked
I’d be more threatened rapping against Doug 
Bowser go back in that shell so you can hide coward
Are you rapping in your final form your flow is dry bowser
I’m a mad genius you’re a buffoon, I’ll turn this dragon to my dragoon
It’s absurd my flow is out of the world as if I had just pissed on the moon

Bowser
Maybe invent something to hype your rap flows
Battle with gadgets my spikes’ll trash those
Claim that your genius is simply unmatched though 
You couldn’t craft a way to get in smash bros
Eggman, Robotnick whatever you call it
I’m gon’ leave this doctor so splattered like Pollock
Cause over the years, I got rough and tougher
But based on your movie you got dumb and dumber
and you’re supposed to Carrey that film? please
That mess gonna bomb like I gave it down B 
You redesigned the hedgehog to look clean
But can’t redesign all that bad comedy 
Shouldn’t have brought the faker to battle
Cause even your copies live in the shadow
of evil’s Og, so flee or the king
 will leave this egg boiled from fire I breathe

Eggman
I wish that your movie got redesigned too
Where the greatest part is when you devolve to ooze 
You spit fire true, but still it’s no sweat
because you’re only hot when you turn to Bowsette 
And capturing women is such easy targets 
I’ve seen harder beasts hatching out of chao garden 
Think you’re superstar kid you’re just in the bush league
Did you get amnesia a second time Rookie?
You’re plots end with no payoff, 
while I drop gems and spit chaos
You can flash your fangs and go gas your flames
But I’ll just swing your tail and you’ll take off 
How bout I give you a visual though
A dino extinct by the doc’s missile flow
and now I’ve trapped this beast you are not the OG
You’re not even Mario’s original foe

Groudon vs Kyogre. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #17

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