Content I was involved with

WoodenHornets as Mr. Mix
Matthew as Ticket Taker

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
MR. MIX!
VERSUS!
THE TICKET TAKER!
BEGIN!

Mr. Mix:
It’s Mr. Mix here, let me teach you how to bake
A delicious plate of your one and only fate
I’m a baker, you’re a taker, my game is much greater
For god’s sake, you’re a piece of shit, prepare to meet your maker, you faker
You better hurry up, type the letters, or it’ll be your Doom
My music will leave your ears bleed, while I’m cooking some food
Try to reach the final level, it’s your own risk
You may be the ticket taker, but I’ll still leave you ticked

The Ticket Taker:
It’s time for you to watch a movie based on your defeat
I’m ticket taking your life, and it will be in 3D
You think loud growls are scary? Dude, you must be a joke
Nobody wants to play your game, just admit it, I’ll make you croak
Your disses are stale, just give me a break
You won’t be mixing anymore more, once I win this for god’s sake
Your story sucks so much, how could people find you spooky?
Thank you for listening to this verse, now please enjoy the movie

Mr. Mix:
I’ll put your films in a bowl and stir it like cake mix
Then I’ll put you in the oven, guess who I’m baking?
My rhymes are yummy, got games better than Killswitch
Now lie down sonny. *whispers* Shhhh, I’m Mr. Mix

Swirly Head Man:
It’s time to swirl this battle up, prepare to be owned
How can kids take you serious? You have the face of Mario!
I’ll be putting a brick wall here, then leave you severed
Now that this is done, you can never reach the other levels!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES *loud growl* OF CREEPYPASTA!

Mr. Mix vs The Ticket Taker. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 18.

WoodenHornets as Randy Marsh
Stofferex as Homer Simpson
Matthew Thomas as Peter Griffin
Justin Buckner as Hank Hill
MCGamingFTW as Fred Flintstone

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
RANDY MARSH
VERSUS
HOMER SIMPSON
BEGIN

Randy Marsh:
You think you’re all popular you jaundiced spastic?
All you’re really known for is being a sarcastic bastard
Your show is awful, I’m sorry I thought this was America! (GAALL)
Your below average intelligence is the only thing hysterical
You playdoh fatso, you shoulda stayed at home!
20 fucking seasons and still your show blows!
Long live this fat pig, I think everyones had enough
Oh and by the way, Marge enjoyed sucking my doughnuts!

Homer Simpson:
You should know It takes big balls to come and step to me,
You tried your best and disappointedly failed miserably
Stop blockbusting off to some B class porn
Probably starring a knock off version of Lorde (OOH)
I’ll be making history and be remembered in fables
Meanwhile you’re taking tips from “Am I disabled?”
Hold on I’m busy kicking your ass, you’ll have to speak up!
You’re a horrific father, now I’m off to grab a duff

Peter Griffin:
Let the real king of cartoons come and show you how to make a diss
Your rhymes are more crappy than how South Park animation-is
Take a tip- I’m obviously the best cartoon dad,
and you all of you should run away faster than a cutaway gag! (hehehe)
Making fat stacks… power planting fat raps!
Baldy, I bet you have more hair on your shrivelled yellow sack
Ehhhh, I’ve been more impressed by Meg than you two
Even Hank Hill can agree that I’m the top toon!

Hank Hill:
God dang it Peter, you just had to go and mess with me
I’m Hank Hill, sell propane and propane accessories
Now you listen to me mister, no damn way am I scared
Cause like how I grill my stakes, I spit disses medium rare
You’re a LOSER Randy! All you do is sit and whine
Prime time rhymes that’ll hit y’all bellow the belt line
Serving an ass beating, better not ask for a refill
None of you could top this King of the Hill! (yupp)

Fred Flintstone:
Spit raw rhymes from the prehistoric times
The original Family Guy’s here to Bedrock the mic!
Not unlike Hanks show, Homer’s intellect is limited
I might be a caveman but it’s you lot who are primitive
I can rock n’ roll- I’m an ace at bowling
One joke and Bamm Bamm, I get the laughs rolling
Randy your rhymes were weak like Homer’s dad my friend
Get lost and Yabba-Dabba-Don’t cross me again!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Written by: Fel & others

Randy Marsh vs Homer Simpson. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 46.

Thanos (0:38):
I come raging from Titan to dismiss this tyrant
for nothing exists that can flow raps as I can
I’ll erase Apokolips, let’s keep this battle intimate
When I put on this Gauntlet, your losses will be infinite!
I’m a Supergiant! The hand pulling the strings!
Ultron, Apocalypse, and Kang do my bidding!
Power! Mind! Space! Reality! Soul! Time!
You like equations, what comes of these six in rhyme?
A being grayed, of a bygone age following Doomsday
Left upstaged by a true great, the gauntlet around fate!
You can give it all you've got, my defeat’ll be anything but easy
So say goodbye to the other 20% of your species

Darkseid (1:17):
Drop the Gauntlet, you haven’t got this
If you think you can screw with the ruler of Apokolips!
How about I call up Squirrel Girl and then watch you squirm?
Remember our crossover? Oh, how the tables have turned!
You’ve come to the Dark Side, but like the other clones
you’ve come stacked with Gems but you haven’t got the stones!
You'll regret this little tantrum ‘gainst this omega beings omega beams!
Got that God ego complex, but you're as frail as an egg it seems
I’ll eliminate your free will, continue on unscathed
Until all other life knows the story of how the Mad Titan was maimed!
Even with death in his name, still no Death in his lap
You want the Universe to die? Well, just let them hear you rap!

Onslaught (2:05):
With my lyrics on point, it’s time to slaughter the mic
When it comes to rap, your bark’s as weak as your bite
Made from two Omega minds, there’s no easy way to rid of me
You're no epitomes of villains, you guys are killin' me
Destruction at my fingertips, leave my foes oblivious
The sex slave and masochist think that they can spit a diss?
Absorb the X-Men without a try, I’m the master strategist
Dead men won’t Tattletales, trust the mind of an analyst
Psionic Blasts, Astral projection, force fields, mental detection
Dimensional sense with mind possession, a Marvel marvel that’s worth the mention
Step right down, cause when you're around this psychic entity
I'll show you really quickly who can be your worst enemy!

Unicron (2:53):
Dormant for millennia, but now I’ve been deployed
To help these selfish primals become one with the void
Coming at you with full force like an attack on Cybertron
You’ve got brawns to take on the Unicron phenomenon
Thanos, go find another worthless being to swoon
As I kick Darkseid’s dark side to the Dark Side of the Moon
I’ve taken my true from, transform this battle to a roast
When I burn the shit out of Onslaught the friendly ghost
A stronger entity than any, my existence is timeless
I hate you all more than my brother, Primus
Now watch as I excel with a Terminating demeanor
You’ll remember when you faced off against the Planet Eater!

Galactus during buildup: ...Planet Eater?

Galactus (3:47):
A name worthy for only I, Galactus, a true dazzler
Surfing right past Silver, I’m a Gold Tier Rapper
Always being told that the sky was the limit
But look at me, mounting on top of the space race, you dimwits!
Show this Robo-Cookie Monster how to really devour
Magenta over Magneto, who the hell needs super powers?
I lived through the Big Bang, and now a diss I’m delivering
To these foes as I grow, leave every living thing withering
You all rap worse than Thanos’s weakness to seduction
And now you’re standing face-to-face with your own destruction
So you can hit me with your best, but again I’ll ascend
for I’m the true being capable to bring the end
Ultimately Nullify you all in just an instant
With my god-like stamina, I can spit with persistence
Kill another Fallen One with lyrics faceted as emeralds
Bah, disregard these opponents. Galactus hungers, herald.

@stofferex as Thanos
@s0n1c-fr3nzy as Darkseid
Seth as Onslaught
@erbparodies as Unicron
@hyperjacob96 as Galactus

Lyrics written by: Seth, Stofferex, and Iamthelegion

Thanos VS Darkseid - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 2

JMB as Bendy
Metalfire as Bender

Bendy:
Bender lives a life eternal but it seems to be for naught
Cuz, hehe, I’m more alive than you’ll ever be, robot!
This sketchy wreck should follow through on all his threats of suicide
Or else you’ll watch this classic leaving Jake the Dog deep Fry’d
The creator lied to you! He doesn’t want another season!
So I’ll take the crown, and then you’ll see a real Dancing Demon
Get out of your closet, alcoholic, because I’ve already won!
You’re Farnsworthless and forgotten! Good news, everyone!

Bender: 
Bend over and Battle Byte my shiny metal ass
Me? I’m 100% fire! You? One hundred percent trash
Bender is the greatest! But you’re not quite the looker
I’ll get a new rap opponent, with blackjack, and hookers!
I even topped all your horror as a were-car, it shows
But I won’t activate the ink pressure to help out with your flow!
I’ll rock the roof on your workshop, you’re now stuck in Bender’s Game!
 *belch* Since your Groening voice makes Disney roll in his grave

Battle Bytes

Bendy vs Bender. Battle Bytes #8

Welcome to Episode Three of Wicked Crossover Rap Battles!

Today, the dancing demon himself, Bendy, will face off against Nintendo's #2, Luigi!
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CREDITS

► Bendy, voiced by
JMB 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiAwj3X-2xmeq1LhJ6K4W4Q

► Luigi, voiced by 
Mathew Swift
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Production:

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Dani Frias, Henry Jones, R, Red

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

WHO WON?
https://strawpoll.com/7dcyb7e

Bendy VS Luigi - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

In celebration of the N-Sane Trilogy, set to release on June 30th, 2017, the orange marsupial, Crash Bandicoot, faces off against his old, fire-breathing friend, Spyro, in the fifth addition of Wicked Crossover Rap Battles!

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CAST

► Crash Bandicoot, voiced by
Fle
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCur4uGqKrsKTgw4ht7PKDeQ?view_as=subscriber

► Spyro, voiced by 
Eddiefrb
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzeVric_Vra1xgQzMQKj_aw
https://twitter.com/DiamondDaybreak
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Production
 
► Written by
Mathew Swift, R, DCRaps, Henry Jones 
 
► Beat produced by
Kustom
 
► Edited by
 ?????
 
► Audio Mixed by 
Mathew Swift
 
WHO WON?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13061953

Crash Bandicoot VS Spyro the Dragon - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

Welcome to one rap battle to start off the summer, featuring the God of the Underworld, Hades, heating things up against the Fire Kingdom's own Flame Princess, in this episode of Wicked Crossover Rap Battles!
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Credits

► Hades, voiced by
Brodecai
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC560f1VJg5xNABrlma8y2ZA

► Flame Princess, voiced by 
SkyeBear
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCrSzTJsHalnvocaPktmrvg

► Announcer, played by
Dustin/Freshy Kanal
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLjRiychUaaCU0uJTYDUYA
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Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Henry Jones, R, Dani Frias

► Beat produced by
Marsad Man

► Edited by
N/A

► Audio Mixed by
Boris
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv7Auh1wdmxYFbTU5grlSYw

► Album Cover by
Aaron Peters
https://m.youtube.com/channel/UC5plV_Sdtl8e4hTdW7lJvdg
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Lyrics:

Flame Princess:
The people will be saying (Ooo) when they see me burning it 
So now I'll use my magma flow to scorch this churning twit,
Gee, where’s DeVito, he could really come in handy,
A running gag from Family Guy? Ooh, a piece of candy!
I will go the distance, like my father never compromised,
Oh, don’t forget, your minions are wearing our merchandise,
Back when the world was new, there’s the end of your dominion,
 Even without a Keyblade, I’ll strike the Heart of your Kingdom!

Hades:
Listen, sweetie, I’m at the top of my game,
Ruler of the Underworld, and you’re calling me lame?
I may have an attitude, But I ain’t no Cinnamon Bun,
Face it, Lynn Loud, there’s nowhere left to run!
While you bring your ex, I’m bringing Pain and Panic, 
You may be burning brighter, but in Pompeii, I’M VOLCANIC!
You’ll be better off, teasing Finn with his fetish!
I’d rather face his dog and his candy-coated chemist!

Flame Princess:
You’re facing Hercules, so does it matter, James? 
Once you’re more blue than your hair, or so, this faker claims.
While I’m on fire on this mic, you cower in the shadows,
It’s your Fate, Hades, but you’re asking “What are those?”
From the undead god, you spit fire smaller than Flambo,
I’ll watch your downfall as I go from Zero to Hero,
Just leave Finn out of this, this isn’t his fight!
This is my Red Throne, so get out of my sight!

Hades:
Ooh, I’m scared, another Meg in disguise!
This Slut’s Starlight Dreams will surely wreck this ride,
Bitch, you left your kingdom to be Finn’s “Blowtorch?”
While I rule over mine, burning foes while my flows scorch
You’re like the Human Torch, except not as Fantastic!
 Better watch your temper, sis, you’re going all bombastic!
Go Ahead and Cry, but I don’t want you to miss this,
I’ll release my titans, sending you back to Olympus!

Flame Princess VS Hades - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

Dustin as Dexter 
Anthony “Plushy” Perry as Phineas 
Fle as Ferb

Dexter:
I’m Dexter, remember; Child Genius, no discussion.
Take some notes from Dee Dee, and learn to not push my buttons 
I’d tell you to act your age but maybe wait until you're older
Overshadow your bitsy brain on President Lincoln’s shoulders
Tedious Phineas; more repetitive than your series is 
A formula so simple, no wonder just toys were built with it
I’m uncertain why I’ve been pit against you in this Battle Rap
But judging by your intellect-- I suppose ‘Opposites Attract’

Phineas:
Hey Ferb, help me search for a legitimate diss

Ferb:
Wouldn’t that be discovering something that doesn’t exist?

Phineas:
Ahh, what a fine day for giving his algorithm criticism
You can’t love-handle a rap cuz this bookworm Ain’t Got Rhythm

Both:
You were trying for “Major Glory” but this genius inventor,
Only successfully devised a lawsuit from The Avengers

Phineas
The same heroes that I befriended--

Ferb:
Frank-einstein should be adjusted

Phineas:
With an ego more inflated than the Bounce House we constructed

Dexter:
I didn’t think a Triangle could be such a square 
Hey, where’s Phony Test? Oh wait, he’s right there! 
I despise this Dr. Doofus, even with my rude removed 
I’d need much less than 104 days to f*cking bust you!

Phineas:
For a show on Boomerang; I thought you’d have a good comeback
Dexter managed to murder his show but failed to kill a track
It takes more than your flawed inventions to contend to our adventures 
Your mad Scientist schtick belongs in the 2nd Dimension

Written by Fle, Adroit, R, Vladimyr P.

Audio Mixed by Fle

Cover Art by Geon

Jimmy Neutron:
Gotta Rap! 
Goddard, go fetch me the microphone! 
Such a pro-ton, you’d copy how I rhyme and flow like my clones
Phineas, your rap was tolerable but it’s such a bummer
That your verses started dragging on longer than your whole summer
Dorxter, I gotta thank you for coming; that’s a good call 
Because when I look down at you, I’m finally stood tall 
When I’m up against these lab rats, yo, I won’t need a Brain Blast
With science I’ll explain that, you tame brats have came last

Eddie as Jimmy Neutron

Phineas and Ferb vs Dexter. Season 3, Wave 1

This is the original audio of Ditto vs Mimikyu with Justin as Ditto and the announcer. Please listen to the official version here:
https://soundcloud.com/pokemon-rap-battles/ditto-vs-mimikyu-epic-rap-battles-of-pokemon-20

[OLD AUDIO] Mimikyu vs Ditto

Mathew Swift as Bugs Bunny and Announcer
Fle as Woody Woodpecker

Bugs Bunny:
Eh, what’s up, doc? Allow me to be Ms. Mean-y
Road-run out of this battle and take that left at Albuquerque
This bunny’s going Back in Action to obtain my second victory
You’re talentless! But, when I sing, it’s a real Merrie Melody!
Universally adored! You’re behind me, in the dust
Face the music, you’re outdated. Nothing more to be discussed
I’m legendary! People always Tuned out your Looney Toons
So I’ll add you to the crew of your own Ship of Ghouls!

Woody Woodpecker:
Knock Knock, guess who? Woody Woodpecker buddy! 
I got the pecks to reduce you to a Bug, Bunny! 
You’re Lola-loco to think ya could get her’ 
She’d turn to someone better; and hop on my woodpecker 
Ya’ diagnosis is this roastin’- that’s what’s up, doc! 
And I could barely bare the hare on the cereal box 
It’s Wabbit season, Bugs! Don’t think I would forget
So ravage underground, ‘cause I’ve got a bone to Peck!

Bugs Bunny:
Of course you realise… this means war!
You tried to peck off more bark than you could hope for
Steal spotlights from pandas? You can't win on your own
I’ll surpass you and Daffy; two birds, one microphone 
Mista, I’m the slickest trickster who's ever dissed ya
You’re history, forgotten, and no one’s ever missed ya
Eh, I’ll give you a punchline since you’re already a joke 
Now that I’ve fried this chicken,

Porky Pig:
Tha-tha-that's all folks!

Woody Woodpecker:
You may have collected respect and the company’s money
it doesn't take a genius to know that this bunny’s unfunny
I’m more raw than carrots- you should stick to ya pranks
I’m dropping rap bombs, while you’re shooting Blancs
You’ll fall with a Fudd as I hunt you on this track
You made this battle a drag, but hey, you're a queen of that
Stuck in another jam, you'll be left spaced out
But it's no surprise when you take 2nd place to a mouse

Written by Matthew Thomas, Fle, R, Legion, WonderPikachu

Bugs Bunny vs Woody Woodpecker. CMRB

EddieFRB as Jirachi
Skeep_Tieel as Victini

Jirachi:
Your Doom Desire will inspire a Stamp right upon your Heart!
The only peace will be out, just like your Sugimori Art!
Let’s see you reduced to just a Headbutt when I break your Zen 
Good luck trying to bust a move you get from more than one event 
Despite your Fire typing I don’t sense that you’ll spit bars 
It’s 100% accurate you’ll see Victory Stars 
Reduced to begging for the win as soon as you meet your Wishmaker 
Extinguishing Lady Liberty’s flame is only in my nature 

Victini:
Victory over this victim, Jirachi’s wish is defective 
Just contrast our typing - my burns are super effective! 
An overgrown Chimecho jingling throughout the sky 
Whose voice is more annoying than its favorite lullaby! 
Let’s hope your in-game use seems less annoying than your raps did 
Nope! You’re scoring cheap wins with your paraflinch tactics 
Now it’s time I V-Create a diss to leave you powerless 
Even your Future Sight should clearly see Victini’s winning this! 

Jirachi:
This number zero’s chance of winning matches his pokedex number 
It’s not merely Black and White! Your raps are triggering my slumber! 
Mana I'll be the one to leave you with no Last Resort
Disable you until you’re finished - like DS online support
A superstition with force but you left the storyline to Zekrom
A bland palette-swapped Celebi with a Macaron addiction
It’s Vale people, or your bloodline, you were forced to choose a side 
When asked to take attacks this weakling up and chooses suicide 

Victini:
If you wanna go and make me flinch you’ll need more than Serene Grace 
There’s nothing mythical about it! You’re just a disgrace! 
Tell me how useful it must be to go ahead and go to sleep 
Anytime anyone wants to hear your actual backstory 
This symbol of victory shines as your immolation is imminent 
You can’t stack up against me when my win rate is near infinite! 
Against the one with skill faker than the Groudon he made appear! 
Why don’t you come back and try again in another thousand years?

Written by Adam, Eddie, R, Freshy, Fruzmig, thelegion

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Jirachi vs Victini. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #5

it is the rap battle of the multicoloured head ghosts. nice nice

Dustin as Blacephalon
Eddie as Ghost Gang

Mixed by Dustin

Blacephalon:

It’s my sprite of passage to flow and go exploding
So the pro Poke blows off these one trick Ponis
I’m a real hothead! Burning spirits on the run
With shots that’ll leave you blue like a Power Pellet gun
I’ll end your game Midway and I won’t leave Sued
You’ve got a cheese wheel hero and you guys are now brain food!
You’re as dead as your series, can’t get your past back
I’m dropping bombs like a Viet-Namco flashback


Ghost Gang:

Whether Ultra Sun or Moon, we won’t give you the time of day
We’ve heard your Mind Blows and frankly, we’re not A-mazed
We don’t need Beast Boost, our abilities aren’t conformist
So make like your signature move and kill yourself for us
We’re eternal antagonists! You’re an post game boss
Who doesn’t have the Beast Balls to avoid getting caught
Can’t Wormhole your way out of this one, your last life’s cornered
The arcade classics left your head quartered

--VOICE KEY--
"Whether Ultra Sun or Moon" - CLYDE (Orange)
"We won't give you the time of day" - PINKY (Pink)
"We've heard your Mind Blows" - INKY (Blue)
"And frankly, we're not amazed" - BLINKY (Red)

Blacephalon vs Inky, Pinky, Blinky & Clyde - Pokemon vs Anything

Ridley
Here comes the Big Show! It’s Ridley, Believe it or Not!
It’s your Final Destination when I turn items off
Cuz it seems you’re not the sharpest tool in the shed
So dumb you can’t correctly write an L on your forehead!
I mean, really Waluigi, do you have a disorder?
Suck my Sac-urai, that’s a Nintendo Direct Order
Your fans are catching dysentery from your shoddy bandwagon
You can’t compare schlongs with the true Bad Dragon
I’ve got the Metroid Rhymes, the Primetime death cheater
Will yeet out the most disgusting grimey meth eater
Got that shroom nose lookin’ like a fungal infection
I’m going wah wah; now that’s the Ultimate rejection!

Waluigi 
Hey WAHt the heck man, you’re uglier than you’re mother
I’ll smack you with my Eggplant like a Super Slugger! 
I don’t need to be playable to strike a victory pose 
Because my dick was TOO BIG! for you Super Smash hoes!
Your games are more deceased than miiverse is
And your rap was way worse than me verses!
It's bedtime Ridley, so go and put on your pajamas
And continue dreaming of Negative One Suit Samus
Cuz who’s the weiner, it’s a Waluigi
Washed up like your series, hardcore and speedy
But when it comes to getting shotgun, I call dibs
And then I’ll grill you up, that’s a Metroid Prime Rib

Ridley
You may stalk Luigis, but have you Met-a Ridley?
Thinking you’re relevant, crotch chopping your own kidney
soon Ill be taking your place at every Mario Party
You'll just be chilling with your boyfriend; Wario Farty!
Ok purple smurf, now I’ll bust up your legs
And use your tennis racket to time travel and scramble your mom’s eggs
Your breath smells worse than pounds of some unsalted fish 
Fortnite’s got a better chance of being in Ultimate!

Waluigi 
You may be living it up now with tequila and back rubs
But hey man, at least I’m small enough to fit in a bathtub
And I’m using my Aces to win this shit like it’s blackjack
Ok, I might be a smurf, but purple is the new black!
I’d end this battle with a WAH, but thats been done before
Is Daisy Ridley playing soccer? I’m gonna Score. 
Call me Seinfeld; I hate you more than Shiny Charizard
I’ll crash into you with……… MY KART! (WAH WAH WAH)

Mega Hyper Rap Battles

Waluigi vs Ridley. Mega Hyper Rap Battles #3

Darkrai:
Darkness engulfs every area you guard with your whole life
I’m unstoppable on the mic with a Psychic Type in sight
Cress’ll leave this battle bawlin, crestfallen feelings sulkin’
This Phantom’s Force is appallin’ when delivering verbal maulin’
Not even my dreams are as crude as what your creators did to you
GameFreak tossed you to the side when they wanted a New Moon
I’m the darkest guy, in the darkest sky, bringing forth demise right before your eyes 
Grazing your sights, turn off the lights, shadows arise, and I’m the one inside

Cresselia:
My presence saves the minds of those trapped in the darkness
You think you’re winning when my wing is the one thing that leaves you harmless?
That verse was for naught, I’m the only reason you exist
You’ve taken your best shot; but like Route two ten, you Mist! (This is 210 but needs to be said like this)
Blinded by fatal attraction to the heart of a little girl
Just return to getting bitch slapped by Diamond and Pearl
Regardless of the lower tiers that you leave shaking and numb
You’ve no influence here - there’s nothing to awaken from

Darkrai:
The Lake Guardians show that your concept’s just a mere amalgam
Of some typical mythicals with the worst one as the outcome
Knocking Off your raps, reverse the past, now I'll drag you to the afterlife
Giving you your final Lunar Dance, you're better off a sacrifice

Cresselia:
I fire off Aurora Beams to brighten up your dark crusades
Getting some lockjaw? I can see it on your face
The stars align, my Future Sight embraces night
Just sink back into the ground the next time you’re wanting a fight

Darkrai:
Even if my heart is plagued: beaten black and destroyed
You’ll stay devoid of all joy when you’re sucked into the void
And no matter if the Moonlight can provide external cover
You’ll be left in solitude to Struggle in eternal slumber

Cresselia:
Alice was your dream girl and fought for you but alas
I’m crushing your Dream World with thoughts of your own past 
Everywhere you go I’m following, you know the results
Your heart continues to slow... until it’s last Dark Pulse 

Light as Darkrai
Miss Shellah as Cresselia

Darkrai vs Cresselia. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #11

LYRICS

Joker:
No need to send a Calling Card, I don’t think you even have a heart
But even if you did, I don’t think your role could give you any part
You went through 4 movies and a show just to show you don’t belong here
So I’ll trash you even worse than the movies that you hold dear
(Fast rap)
But I guess your face mask ain’t that bad
Because it’s sold in bargain bins of Halloween stores
That’s who you really are, just a bland Scary Movie
But I don’t think I’ve heard worse than your retcons before!
Just a prick in cloak, acting like the Grim Reaper
But you get shot in the head in every full length feature!
Reduced to nothing but cameos,
So now you sit in the back of your TV’s teasers

Ghostface:
Facing a Joker? (Heh…) I would’ve preferred Jared Leto
But this fellow doesn’t need a metro to keep this diss as a Memento
Think I’m phoned in? You must be jokin’, I’m the one who calls and calls the shots
While you’re another anime boy with a harem to leave himself cockblocked!
Speaking of shots, you can’t even do those right! 
Act tough, but you’re shit in the spotlight!
A con artist bigger than Madarame
But even he wouldn’t give your verse copyright!
Think you’re a vigilante who’s upping the ante
But the resemblance to Kira is uncanny
You shouldn't have brought a gun to a knife fight,
So make like a Phantom and fucking die!

Joker:
Losing your temper over Sidney? I find Psycho’s motives more rational
I’m actually doing something, you’re busy fooling around and smashing skulls
I’m slashing foes! You’re a bigger dip in quality since any one of your sequels
But you overtaken by someone else’s weed joke, so you can’t tell us as equals

Ghostface:
You spill out truths? I spill out blood- that’s my kind way of saying I’ll take your life
I’d rather not play your game, you’d have more fun with “How I’m Gonna Die!”
I spit flames like your Arsenic values, so take your Jojo Stand before I smack your raps back at you
You best listen to your cat and just hit the hay, ‘cause a knife stab should say that’s your Q2...

CREDITS 

Nekomancer Jade as Joker
https://soundcloud.com/neko-nekomancer
Razzy as Ghostface
https://soundcloud.com/simplyrazzy

Written by Rabi
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by jort
https://soundcloud.com/jordydydy
Thumbnail by satanicwarcrimer

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