I don’t curse but omaster was fuc* great

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Mewtwo: VideoGameRapBattles
Mew: Justin Buckner



Mewtwo vs Mew. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon 1.

Growlithe/Arcanine: Video Game Rap Battles
Vulpix/Ninetales: Justin Buckner

Vulpix vs Growlithe. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon 2.

Kabutops: MaNCHA
Omastar: Justin Buckner
Aerodactyl: Video Game Rap Battles

Omastar vs Kabutops. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon 3.

Pichu Bros: Nathan Provost & Justin Buckner
Plusle & Minun: MaNCHA & Video Game Rap Battles

Pichu Bros vs Plusle & Minun. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon 4.

Lucario: Video Game Rap Battles
Zoroark: Justin Buckner


Lucario vs Zoroark. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon 5.

Machamp vs Alakazam. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon 6.

Clefairy: Stofferex
Jigglypuff: WoodenHornets

Clefairy vs Jigglypuff. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon 7.

Weezing : 
It's Weezing! Call me Los Angeles because I'm filling the arena
with smoke and smog and sludge so it'll be easy to defeat'cha!
You'll end up in a Koffing fit because at this very moment
I'm suffocating you with a Toxic Smog of my deadly poison
2 heads outmatch one, so it's like a Destiny Bond
When I cause lyrical explosions as I spit Sludge Bombs,
You use your belly pattern to distract since you can't fight, see?
You can't intimidate this MC, so Arbok, come and bite me!

Arbok:
Better Self-Destruct since you're about to lose all hope, ha!
I'm Biting with all kinds of fangs since I'm one destructive Kobra!
I'll wrap you with my raps, make you pay with Acid Spray,
I'm Unnerved because I can Gunk Shot you all day, everyday!
So as I Crunch my lunch, Swallow him then Spit him Up,
Both your undeveloped brains will realize you're outta luck
I'll leave you frozen in fear when you glare into my eyes
No Smokescreen will save you, battling me wasn't wise!

Weezing: (Fast)
I'll use both my heads to Belch a verbal flood!
Have the Assurance to be sure that you'll soon be done!
In Spite of your efforts I'm sure that you know
That I have a Grudge against you so it's time for you to go!
I'm better than the rest: a mutation sensation!
While you throw hissy fits in utter Frustration!
Don't try to Glare at me because you'll be the one in fear
For we're searing through this queer and we don't even need to Leer!

Arbok:
Just Levitate away since I'm about to turn vile,
Poison Fang through your veins, so you'llbe gone in a while
Shed Skin for the win, my screech will make you dead,
Why are you messing with me, you two-headed Knucklehead?

Muk:
It's the true waste of a Pokémon who deserves all the hype,
The one with such Stench he's deserves to be a Poison Type,
It's me! I've got a Poison Touch, you ain't got much!
Disable all your attacks then come at you hard with Sludge,
It's a death sentence versus the Acid Armor of Muk!
As my rhymes Harden they show you that you both suck,
You were important? Big whoop, now you're just poop!
Since even Team Rocket kicked you out of the group!

Arbok vs Weezing. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #9.

There was going to be artwork, but Photoshop decided to crash, so artwork coming soon I suppose. Enjoy the battle! :)

Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #14
Snorlax vs Slaking
Begin!

Slaking :
Straight out of Petalburg to show you what you're Snorlacking
My high attack stat is barely Normal, prepare for some attacking
you've just got Thick Fat, a Hammer Arm is what I've packing
Quit snacking, the whacking cracking swagger is Slaking!
You make me yawn, what's going on? One hit and you'll be gone!
Climbing up higher with my brawn, call me King Kong!
You've sure got gluttony, but no immunity in this rap battle
Defense Curl up, since you're too sleepy to even use tackle!

Snorlax : 
You dare to wake me up? Like paths your disses I block
I crunch and munch this sloth who's just Slacking Off!
You might have good stats, but your potential is ruined
Cause every other turn, you just sit on your ass and Truant
Eating fruit, then beating you, I'm the best you've ever seen
Feel the rhythm of my Belly Drum as I Chip you Away with rhyme schemes
You're making my hyper, like a beam! I'm on Ash's damn team!
Now it's time to take a nap, you go rap while I dream

Slaking :
YOU'RE OBESE, SO PLEASE, you will never get this win!
I compare with a legendary, I got more skill than you got chins
As you eat up my disses, you ain't getting more slim
You're out of shape, but you can still find me in the Gym!
Right beside Norman, my power is at Max, I'm getting hostile
Coveting the mic, now May I show you ass-whooping Petalburg Style?
I'll leave you consuming Leftovers, go back to blocking routes
This was your Punishment, you can suck my Pokéflute!

Snorlax :
I could talk in my sleep and still be standing tall
I'm also in SSB. Brawl, time to put you to Rest once and for all
Evolving through friendship, I am what every trainer wishes for
You're such a bore, I've got more in store when I use Snore
A challenge? Rollout out of town! You're just loafing around!
I've got such a Heavy Slam since I weigh over a thousand pounds!
My lyrical Giga Impacts sure showed you you shouldn't face me
This languorous languid laggard is only good at being lazy!

Snorlax vs Slaking. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #14.

Anthony Perry as Chris Griffin
Zack Maloney as Bart Simpson

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
CHRIS GRIFFIN!
VERSUS!
BART SIMPSON!
BEGIN!

Chris Griffin:
I think it’s time to draw how this little punk is going down
The way he’s challenging me got him acting like a clown
It’s not Chris to you, it’s Hatboy, bitch!
But instead, call me Homer, ‘cause I’ll choke you with my disses!
I’m delivering these lines, like how I deliver Newspapers
You dumb phoque, I need to eat a marshmallow so I’ll finish you off later
Write this down on the chalkboard, all you do is cause trouble
There’s no use for you on the show, so go skateboard out of this battle!

Bart Simpson:
I’m Bart Simpson, who are you, tubby?
It’s sad that comparing you to your dad, you’re more chubby
I’m a Simpson, you’re just from some messed up family
How can I take you seriously, you get amused by giggling keys!
You already lost this one, just listen to my crowd
Hell, if Ralph ever saw you, he would be like “I hate men now!”
You think you’re going to win, I think you have lost it
I’ll be more scarier than the monkey hiding in your closet

Chris Griffin:
You’re just some yellow turd, with a show that’s a pile of concrete 
You planned to get married, even though you’re younger than me
I’ll make you feel ashamed that you're bully will say 
Nelson Muntz:
Haha!
Chris Griffin:
Cause at the end of this, you’ll be screaming “Ay caramba!”
Bartman has just begun, I already took him down
I’ll be chilling with my dad, go back to making out with Milhouse  
I can make a better rap even when I fart
By the end of this, we’ll rename this episode to Dead Bart

Bart Simpson:
All you are is a copy of your dad, with even less brain cells
I'll take you down faster than what I did to Krabappel
When I leave you beheaded just like Jebediah, no one will get mad
The chance of you winning is more freaky than you marrying your dad
Now I have to admit Chris, you are quite  a well rounded kid
But its pretty sad when even Meg thinks you’re retarded 
Don’t ever try to fuck with Cupcake Kid, or else, you’ll be hurt
I won this fight fair and square, now go back to making out with Herbert

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!


Chris Griffin vs Bart Simpson. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 40

WoodenHornets as Tyrantrum
Mancha as Carracosta
Seth as Rampardos
MetalFire as Armaldo
Adam as Aerodactyl

Tyrantrum:
It’s time to Dragon Dance, make sure you can’t advance
In this Pokemon World Tournament you’re getting super Smashed!
I’m the king of this mountain! Ripping through you like you're metal!
If you think you can beat me, you must be mental!
While I Stomp and Roar, you Swim Swiftly down the NU!
Got a Life Orb Earthquake to blast right through!
You’re not very legendary and your legacy’s left temporary
Jaw’s riding strong while choosing Cover’s pure insanity!


Carracosta:
When it comes to Gen 5, everyone knows I'm the best
Don’t need an Assault Vest, I’ve got a rock hard chest!
You're just a rock in my way - all it takes is one slap!
You think you're so special, I was chosen by Black!
You can’t rock enough, you need your band to be effective
One million years later, you’re still specially defective
All that crunching and biting, you must be so sore 
I can think of one thing you need that Strong Jaw for

Tyrantrum: 
Sure you’re not poison type? Because you’re a fucking waste!
So come on and tell me how that grass weakness tastes
Just try to go toe to toe and face my Outrage!
Step up to my throne and get your weak ass slayed!
I’m done with this charade! You can’t stop this monster!
When I Horn Drill your face there won’t be Leftovers!
I’ll Smash your Shell and make sure you cease to breathe
Your chance at winning this is even worse than your speed!

Carracosta: 
There’s no way I can’t match up against this dumbass despot!
And speaking of your throne, you’re gonna Knocked Off!
Try to get the Stone Edge! You best Protect yourself!
Without your Rock Head equipped you just wreck yourself!
I’ll stop your claws, Return it with an Aqua Tail! 
Just between you and me, I would’ve chosen Sail
You wanna FIGHT me, but you should hit RUN instead
Oh no, This gen six degenerate just Fled

Rampardos:
Let’s break the mold! and not to mention all your skulls!
I ROCK the roof! I’m the strongest in Sinnoh!
You should Di-Know I’m the alpha male 
HP’s so low, I bet you wish you knew Flail
Alola! Rockin’ harder than Roggenrola!
Rockin’ Double Edge! That’s Ancient Power!
Like our lord Omastar I’m shining brightly
Try to be Zen about your Shattered Psyche

Armaldo: (01:50)
What’s with your shiny? It just turns you to a ginger!
I bet that I could beat you down with only one finger!
Wait… I don’t even have fingers
But guess what yo, you see I got two stingers?!
I got the Battle Armor so your disses won’t get me
I’ve got Swift Swim so I’m faster when it’s rainy
When it comes to Rock Blastin’ you dont get no free passes
This underrated fossil mon just whipped ya asses!

Aerodactyl: 
Welcome to your extinction, I’ll end you jabronies
You’ll be feeling the Pressure when I sky drop you phonies!
Take you Down a level till you’re nothing but petroleum 
Take a look at your stats- Rock Tomb! Yeah I bury ‘em!
One-Fifty base speed, it’s like I’m on fossil fuels!
Mega Aerodactyl:
Just one Sky Attack spells out your doom!
Not Celesteela but I’m bringin a Steel Wing!
Lance would have never been champ without me!
You think you rock but you're softer than Ditto!
Braggin’ about your stats but they're all shit tho!
Even calling for help won’t save your scales now!
The OG has entered and made you all bow down!

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Tyrantrum vs Carracosta. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #1

In this episode of WCRB, Rick Sanchez, from Rick and Morty, takes on Futurama's resident genius, Hubert Farnsworth.

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CREDITS


► Farnsworth and Zoidberg, voiced by
 Mathew Swift

► Rick Sanchez, and Giant-Head voiced by
Mathew Swift
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Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Dani Frias, Henry Jones, Dean Falcon

► Beat produced by
Valentine & MrK Productions

► Edited by


► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

WHO WON?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12949991
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Lyrics:

Farnsworth:
Good news, everyone, from the thirtieth century,
I’ve gone back in time to rewrite Sanchez’s history!
I run the Planet Express, where we deliver dope rhymes,
Your raps are more disastrous than your Potion #9.
Even Zoidberg is not as bad as your grandson, Morty, (Hooray!)
You’re just a Tiny Rick, while I’m 140!
You lost your years of improv, what’s going on in your mind?
You’re just like Doc Brown, but all his charm, left behind!

Rick:
You wanna talk shit, then you came to the right guy!
Bend this whack-job in half, and then I’ll leave you deep-Fry-ed
How can you even speak with your ugly old-man flaps?
At least we’re original, you’re a Simpsons cash-grab!
Drop the beat, Morty, cause it’s time to get Schwifty!
You got cancelled twice, yet noone gives a shitty!
You thought you can outsmart the galaxy’s smartest mammal?
Here’s a word of advice, Hubert, lick, lick, lick my balls!

Farnsworth:
Well, bend your head over, and raise your posterior,
With my expendable crew, you both will be inferior,
Just pocket up your Mortys, I’m bending all the rules
I mean, your Season 3 premiere aired on April Fools!
You’ve destroyed the government, over Teriyaki sauce?
If that’s your storyline, it’s an automatic loss!
How about you throw the fight, take your portal gun, and run?
But in every Rick-ality, I’m always #1!

Rick:
it's getting weird when you think you can win this,
Your relationship with Mom is a definite miss,
You suck ass like Jerry, but I made him go away!
I’ve made my Big Score, leaving this douche astray!
Rip you apart like Gazorpazorp, better pay your woes!
And that’s the waaaaaaay the news goes!
I’ll beat you with Mr. Meeseeks, and butter-passing bots,
EVen the giant head is saying...

Cromulon:
SHOW ME WHAT YOU’VE GOT!

Farnsworth:
You wanna know what I’ve got? Years of experience!
And with my galactic starship, we’re the Fast and the Furious!
Go back to Blitz and Chitz, where it’s your only safe-haven!
I’ll be leaving this battle, like you left C-137!

Rick:
Morty has less of an annoying voice, we’re Adult Swim’s best
I’ll bend your flow like Bender, and leave your crew impressed!
We could’ve been Two Brothers, but you would have no effect,
Go back to delivery, this geriatric just got Riggity-Wrecked!

Rick Sanchez VS Professor Farnsworth - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

EddieFRB as Jirachi
Skeep_Tieel as Victini

Jirachi:
Your Doom Desire will inspire a Stamp right upon your Heart!
The only peace will be out, just like your Sugimori Art!
Let’s see you reduced to just a Headbutt when I break your Zen 
Good luck trying to bust a move you get from more than one event 
Despite your Fire typing I don’t sense that you’ll spit bars 
It’s 100% accurate you’ll see Victory Stars 
Reduced to begging for the win as soon as you meet your Wishmaker 
Extinguishing Lady Liberty’s flame is only in my nature 

Victini:
Victory over this victim, Jirachi’s wish is defective 
Just contrast our typing - my burns are super effective! 
An overgrown Chimecho jingling throughout the sky 
Whose voice is more annoying than its favorite lullaby! 
Let’s hope your in-game use seems less annoying than your raps did 
Nope! You’re scoring cheap wins with your paraflinch tactics 
Now it’s time I V-Create a diss to leave you powerless 
Even your Future Sight should clearly see Victini’s winning this! 

Jirachi:
This number zero’s chance of winning matches his pokedex number 
It’s not merely Black and White! Your raps are triggering my slumber! 
Mana I'll be the one to leave you with no Last Resort
Disable you until you’re finished - like DS online support
A superstition with force but you left the storyline to Zekrom
A bland palette-swapped Celebi with a Macaron addiction
It’s Vale people, or your bloodline, you were forced to choose a side 
When asked to take attacks this weakling up and chooses suicide 

Victini:
If you wanna go and make me flinch you’ll need more than Serene Grace 
There’s nothing mythical about it! You’re just a disgrace! 
Tell me how useful it must be to go ahead and go to sleep 
Anytime anyone wants to hear your actual backstory 
This symbol of victory shines as your immolation is imminent 
You can’t stack up against me when my win rate is near infinite! 
Against the one with skill faker than the Groudon he made appear! 
Why don’t you come back and try again in another thousand years?

Written by Adam, Eddie, R, Freshy, Fruzmig, thelegion

Jirachi vs Victini. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #5

Dusk as Kirito
Mancha as Scott Pilgrim
Tara as Ramona Flowers
Adam as Wallace Wells
Beat by Vinny

Kirito:
Link Start! I've got two blades and one weeb to retire
No demon chicks needed when Kirigaya spits fire
While you trip over your words I'm high climbing Aincrad
Thot Pilgrim couldn't survive one night in Minecraft!
When a Boy ends up Crashed from a virgin cocktail
I'd grade you a Coke Zero on an Ordinal Scale!
This is your Infinite Sadness, I'm way out of your League, 
You know, Pilgrim, I'm in lesbians with your defeat

Scott:
 Wait, what do I do? Stand up and fight, Scott!
Wallace, I don’t like hitting girls! They’re too soft!
This friend Repulsor is just a Black-hearted Swordsman
Think that you can’t lose to me? Shoryuken!
[[That doesn’t even rhyme!]] [[Stop ripping off of Starbomb!]]
Seriously, guys? Let me do this. Come on.
Poorly written, poorer rapping, man it really is a shame
Because I don’t think that I’d even enjoy playing your game

Kirito:
 Look at that, it’s just another way that Scott’s in denial!
He’s so alien to girls that his life’s the EX-files!
Ripping off Street Fighter? Pilgrim’s running out of powers!
Grab a tricorn hat and hide behind your May-Flowers!
A Graves tale of pre-adolescent capriciousness:
This deadbeat bitch tries to stick his dick in chicks
Went through fake highschool girlfriends and now you wanna screw ME?
Smash a predator’s face in! A second Nobuyuki!

Scott: 
Your novels sure are light when it comes to artistic vision
And I wanted to enjoy your verse - be Witty and abridge it!
Wait, what the Puckman, you made a season 2  anyway?
That's it, you cocky cock, you'll pay for your crimes against anime!
So careful taking a FullDive or else like Keita, you’ll fall!
[[Oh, remember Phantom Bullet Arc?]] [[Kick her in the balls!]]
Just take a Blood Oath, since it seems you’re down for incest
Or go back to playing with that fidget spinner on your chest

Kirito: 
Your lines are emptier than your brain’s subspace
And with no ex-Calibur, you need to just face
That even with the Power of Understanding you wield
YOU STILL DON’T KNOW TO NOT CROSS A MASTER OF HIS FIELD
Lets Elucidate this for you, though they call me the beater
Looking at Knives, I guess you’re both a beta and a cheater
Leaving a final one-liner before I end this strife:
Grow up, Scott, and get a Precious Little Life!

Scott:
This suuuuuuuucks.

Ramona:
You’re not dead. You’re just having some idiotic dream.

Scott & Ramona:
Oh, ok.
Level up! Plus 4 Guts, my 1 Love, and 3 Power!
You just Sex Bob-ombed, but it’s my Finest Hour!
You’re no fun at parties! Get it through your Demonhead!
Or else you’ll never recover from a Laughing Coffin’s bloodshed!
Sorry, did we strike a NerveGear? We Shatterbands on the attack!
And we’re leaving Asuna to be the one to dress in black!
Shitty. Awful. Overrated: SAO!
Take you Sword Art Offline with an ultimate K.O.!

URBoF

Scott Pilgrim vs Kirito  - URBoF #9

Two trios of androids created by Dr. Gero go head to head in a Dragon Ball Rap Battle!

CAST:
B-Lo as Android 13
Jawshi as Android 14
Dusk as Android 15
MetalFireVA as Android 16
HyperJacob96 as Android 17
Peachy Leech as Android 18

LYRICS:

WELCOME TO DRAGON BALL RAP BATTLEZ
TODAY’S MATCHUP IS ANDROIDS 13, 14, & 15 VS ANDROIDS 16, 17 & 18
WHICH TEAM WILL COME OUT THE STRONGEST?
WE SHALL SOON SEE
3, 2, 1, FIGHT!

Androids 16, 17, & 18:
(17) Oh hey, it’s the rejects (16) The defectives of the bunch 
(18) Hey 15, you like to drink? (17) How about a little punch?
(16) Dr. Gero should’ve destroyed you when he had the proper chance
(18) Let’s finally dispose these freaks (17) Especially Mr. Trucker Hat
(18) No upgrade that you’ll have will ever match up to our level
(16) We’re the ones with more strength since we got the tougher metal
(18) Just one blast from our fingers and a whole city explodes
(17) You know these droids are going rogue, we are out of control
(16) You will be disassembled (18) You’re all uglier than Cell
(16) We’re the superior droids (17) Just in case you couldn’t tell
(16) It’s out with the old (18) and in with the new
(17) So you can go back with Red Ribbon, we can’t stand the likes of you 

Androids 13, 14, & 15:
(13) I never thought that I would see bigger clowns than 19
(15) Now I’ve heard of some rude teens (14) But you three are just obscene
(15) You really think you’re great because you got the higher numbers?
(13) None of y’all will survive (14) We are nothing like these others
(15) We’ll turn you to scrap metal (14) We will switch your modes to “Rest”
(13) You say that we’re weird ones? Just look at how 16’s dressed
(14) We’re built like tanks (13) with rhymes colder than the arctic
(15) I think the girl’s also defective cause she’s married to Krillin
(13) We had to get the job done when you kicked the Doctor’s head off
(15) You get sidetracked too easy, you guys suck at your jobs
(14) You think this is all a game? (15) You won’t win at this rate
(13) It seems these Androids are more useless than Android 8

Android 17:
Let me handle them myself, I think it’s time to power up
Listen here freaks, I’m gonna show you what’s up
Oh lookie here, another me, 

Hell Fighter 17:
now watch as your parts crumble

Both 17's:
As we merge together, prepare for double the trouble

Super 17:
Now more than I was before, absorbing your energy by the hour
Improved thanks to Myuu, now I have double the power
I make the world apocalyptic when the pits of hell start flaring 
I don’t even need to rap, I can kill you just by staring
My Super form is dope, yours is just a smurf on steroids
You know Super 17 is the best of all the Androids
Unlike you, I’m no puppet to Gero’s stupid ways
Let’s see if you can withstand my Super Flash Bomber rays

Android 13:
So you got a Super form? Big whoop! So do I!
Once I get rid of ya, Gero will be satisfied
14! 15! Let us also fuse to one!
And give TRIPLE the power to this damn son of a gun

Super 13:
Now I’m gonna leave you with another hole in your ass
Guess 13’s your unlucky number, prepare to feel my wrath
I punched Goku in the nads, broke Vegeta’s back like Bane
You? The Best Android? That’s not in my database
You are in for a wild ride on the S.S. Deadly Bomber
And the moment that it hits ya, you are for sure a goner
I suggest you leave this battle before your life gets in danger
Now go and live your boring life as a stupid park ranger

WHO SURPASSED WHO IN THIS FIGHT?
WHAT SHOULD THE NEXT MATCHUP BE?
THAT’S FOR YOU TO DECIDE ON DRAGON BALL RAP BATTLEZ

Omastar vs Kabutops. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon 3.

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