Freshy Kanal’s King Dice vs. Oogie Boogie feat. McGwire & Chase Beck

Seviper: MaNCHA
Zangoose: Justin Buckner

Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #8
Zangoose vs Seviper
BEGIN!

Seviper:
This feud's about to end! I'm a true lethal fighter!
This Tale has no Twist, no-one can beat Sevippppper!
My Poisonous Jabs add an extra doses to my lines,
I've got that rapper Swagger as I Crunch you with rhymes,
You're in for a Venoshock when I hit you like I'm acid,
Not only your stripes will be red since Biting is my habit,
I'll give you such a Glare you're paralyzed for good,
Everybody knows me, you're more a Zan-Who?

Zangoose:
I've got Immunity to your disses and now I'm Quick to Attack!
Why does Ekans 2.0 still want to face my Close Combat?
I'll Slash through your rhymes and your worthless defense!
You wanna Taunt me? Well then here's some Revenge!
You can hit me with your poison, it'll just give me a boost!
You better put your dukes up because Zangoose is on the loose!
Let's just say that in the end, I'll be amused when you're losin'
I'm strong on my own, while you're in need of an evolution!

Seviper:
I see Tears of Fear! So you're aware you won't win?
I'll Wrap up these raps then get healed by my Shed Skin!
I'm Hoenn's true badass and you've got no Lick of sense,
I'll Haze this place then you'll feel a Venom Drench!
I'm with Team Rocket! I've got the victory in my pocket!
Every battle, I rock it! Your X-Scissor, I'll block it!
If you think I'll lose well then there's a snake in the grass,
Zangoose equals a lose! Seviper just kicked your ass

Zangoose:
I've got a Quick Claw so I don't understand why the hype,
You see, your chance of winning is as False as my Swipe!
Boosting up with Swords Dance to show I go far, yo!
Your held item mic will drop when I use my Embargo.
I Detect you're getting angry as I spread your ass like butter,
Well it's a known fact that I've got a strong Fury Cutter!
I'm in Pursuit of the victory so it's time for this to end,
Just like Team Rocket you'll be flying off againnnnnnnn!


Zangoose vs Seviper. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #8.

Here's our first royale! And this time it's all of the Eeveelutions battling it out in a free for all!

Justin Buckner as Flareon
VideoGameRapBattles as Jolteon
MaNCHA as Vaporeon
Mat4yo as Espeon
Epic Pokemon Rap Battles as Umbreon
WoodenHornets as Leafeon
Nathan Provost as Glaceon
Frenzy as Sylveon
Stofferex as Eevee

Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #10
Jolteon vs Flareon vs Vaporeon
BEGIN!

Flareon:
I don't care, it's on when you mess with Flareon!
Watching me rap is like looking at the bare sun!
I'm the Biting Fighting Guts having devil with a temper,
Fire Spin around you, while I unleash a lyrical ember.
Gonna make you my bitch with a Flare Blitz, I'm for real,
I melt Steel, with a Flash Fire I turn you all into my meal,
And as my Last Resort, I'm gonna make you all feel,
That I burned you beyond a recovery from a Burn Heal!

Jolteon:
Shocking things up, with pure terryifing electricity,
The worst Eevee brother seriously is dissing me?
Tackling and Double Kicking you till you're under!
Then turn you into some ash with a bolt of Thunder!
I've got Agility, I'm Quick of my Feet, and I'm sure,
That you won't Absord any Volts when you touch my fur,
This Pin Missile 'fo shizzle is above your pitiful level,
You tried your best to Attack, but it just wasn't Special!

Vaporeon:
Vap is here to rap! I've had enough of your boasting,
I'm Surfing on my flow since it's as massive as an ocean!
You can't get through my Acid Armor, so don't bother!
No risk for Hydration when you get buried in Muddy Water!
Ice Bean these two till they're not worth facing,
I'm Hydro Pumpin up these raps! This battle I'm acing!
Water Gunnin' you down with a Haze, you can never win,
Since I'm the only one who's being healed by an Aqua Ring.

Espeon:
I'm the most beloved Eevee Brother, smothering you sidekicks,
The future holds the truth, its in my will to win, I'm Psychic.
Turn you into Sun Shards, dazzled just by how I fought:
Swift to Synchronize and show you fools a true Power Swap!
You think its you that theyre choosing? let me clear the Confusion!
my Future Sight told me you're losing to the best Eeveelution!
Let's Psych up! A new Morning sun arises! Get what I mean?
I'll Magic Bounce my rhyme scheme off your face like a Psybeam!

Umbreon:
Let me Inner Focus, fools. Your end will be real soon,
Have you got hit by a Confuse Ray? My skill is big, like a moon.
And I've Assurance I will gain victory in this Eevee fight,
Upon the winner of this battle, let there be a shining Moonlight!
Pursuiting your asses since you're nothing but crooks,
You'll Feint when I attack! Be scared when I use my Mean Look!
Dark and gold, barking bold! A lesson I will teach,
Mess with Umbreon and get owned by a powerful lyrical Screech!

Leafon:
 I'm the Moss Boss and you're in my woods,
So Why don't you Leaf? Or I'll Giga Drain you for good,
I cut sharp like my Razor Leafs, It's a Sunny Day to face this,
You can't win versus my Chlorophyll and my Synthesis!
Hear this Grass Whistle when I use my Swords Dance,
You'll need a Helping Hand since the power is so immense,
And then a Sand Attack to your face will help to my aid,
Then finish you all off with my Leaf Blade!

Glaceon:
With disses so cold, it's natural that Glaceon Ice Rocks!
I spit an Icy Wind since I'm the coolest Brother on the block,
With a Barrier like mine, I wonder why you have provoked,
The Blizzard of the Lyrical Wizard with a Snow Cloak
My Hail will make you fail,  playing you all like Ice Hockey,
Ice Fang this gang, you can't touch my Ice Body,
Break my Mirror Coat? It's pretty damn hard!
And especially when you're getting hit by some Ice Shards!

Sylveon:
Generation Six has got the wits to get you all buried!
I'm very Cute with my Charm, you guessed it! I'm a Fairy!
Disarming you with my voice, prepare to feel my hate,
Then Tackle it up in this battle while using my Pixilate!
This Draining Kiss is like a diss, you'll soon feel the pain.
No excuses, I win! There was no Skill Swap or a Misty Terrain
Light Screen in this fight scene equals destroyment real fast,
Better be Swift because I'm ending this with a Moonblast!

Eevee:
What am I witnessing? Some Battling Eevee Brothers,
With a Baton Pass I'll beat your ass, I'm better than any other,
So just Run Away, to your stupid stones and your need for love,
My Adaptability shows I'm the one who reaches high above,
the victory, I will see your demise through my Baby-Doll Eyes,
By Taking you Down and Refresh as I'm owning in this strife,
And as my Trump Card, and I know you all waited with Anticipation,
You all need the one and only who deserves the actual appriciation!

Eeveelution Battle Royale. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #10.

MaNCHA as Xerneas
Justin as Yveltal
Pool as Zygarde

Yveltal:
KYAAAH! From the skies! It's Yveltal, true fright! 
Carrion this dear deer to hell till he simply asks: "Y?"
I'm the face of death! This harried fairy's gonna find
That I'll Punch out this Sucker in his Ceryneian hind!
Think I have a Fairy-type disadvantage? Phantom Force! I'll vanish!
To the underworlds of destruction you'll be left there and banished!
I'll Taunt you while I swallow your corpse. Venison! Such a delight!
Think you can Megahorn me, queer? Get out of my sight!

Xerneas Normal Mode:
I tend to stay to the side to preside over all life
But this evil eagle's going to cry when I step in to fight
It's time to X-out this sky clown who's got no sense of power
This pretty bird's not witty--he's delicate like a flower!

Xerneas Active Mode: 
I'm not Normal at all, this is Active Mode! You're jealous I got into Smash Bros!
Well what do you know? My Horn Leech has reached the point where your total health is low!
Quit Snarling at me! Don't try to Focus Blast! Honestly, I'm feeling harassed!
I'm unsurpassed! Your time has passed! Moonblast you fast, oh, you're aghast at last!

Yveltal:
Oh Xerneas, discern this! Foul Playing in my Roost while your moves miss!
You think you're getting pissed? Time for a twist! Your end will be full of joy and bliss!
It's obvious you don't know anything! Watch me Double Team as I scream and sing!
Attack from the Sky! I'm an evil king! Finish you off with Oblivion Wing!

Xerneas:
I'm coming in fast using Geomancy! Special attack defense speed I'm feeling fancy
You really don't understand the Gravity of this battle thanks to your depravity!
I'm getting Outraged! Misty Terrain! Dark Pulse won't help when you're writhing in pain!
Fairy Aura, you're beat! I'm the dark dragon  bane! This is the horned god Cernunnos's reign!

Zygarde:
SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU, IT'S YOUR FRIEND NAMED Z
Stop Nidhogging the spotlight and you two listen to me!
Aura Break you to pieces because you're straight in my path
Do the math, you're defenseless when you face my Land's Wrath
Welcome to the Terminus, I'm terminally terminating Xerneas
I'm determined, so come to terms that I'll make you look worthless
You better Zy-guard yourselves, because you're a Kalos-t cause
I've made you my Z-words, I'm the true Generation's boss!

Xerneas vs Yveltal. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #16

Groudon: Epic Rap Battles of Comic Books
Kyogre: Justin Buckner
Rayquaza: MaNCHA
Deoxys: Epic Doctor X

Groudon:
Listen Moby Dick, this Primal’s ‘bout to go Reversion
Bring forth a Desolated Land like the M06 version
Your death will arise when I show my Precipice Blades
The best a-ground makes fakes shake with an Earthquake!
With an MC Hammer Arm I’m crushing other rappers down
You’ll need more than a Drizzle when you hear my Roar sound
So try to Splash me when I’ve got power to the Maxie!
I’ll open up a Fissure, then you can try to attack me

Kyogre:
I raise the sea level; let me tell you an Aqua Tail
‘bout a Conti-mental Pokémon steppin’ to a killer whale
Coming up to this Ancient Power? Well aren’t we bold?
My raps come out Swift and my disses are Sheer Cold
I’m the alpha beast you know I’m coming in first
Ya It’s quite the Sunny Day, let’s go for a little Surf
Got you in a whirlpool, I’m cutting down on your bulk
And you’ll be washed up again when I spit Origin Pulse

Groudon:
Your raps put me to sleep, now it’s time for an Eruption
When I blast a SolarBeam, you’ll end up as pure nothin’
I’ve roamed throughout the earth, you’re a Sea World show
You’ll never Dive and flee when I leave you Bulldozed

Kyogre:
Step into my water basin, and you’ll never make it out
End you with a Water Spout, it’s all Kyogre now 
You control the land, but this world is my turf
Considering that water takes up most of the earth

Rayquaza:
Straight from the Sky Tower, owning ocean and geo
I’m spitting Dragon Rage! The most powerful of this trio
is in the o-zone to condone two terrible titans
Just a single Twister would leave Arceus frightened!
So don’t even try! My power level’s ultimate; Sky High!
Hope I don’t make you cry because I’m so Fly!
You’re Outrageous, I’m getting Scary-Faced and quite feral so
I’m taking my win Air Lock, stock, and barrel!

*Build-up. Rayquaza flies into space, and destroys the meteorite.*

Deoxys:
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's the shapeshifter from space
facing the falsified savior of Hoenn's race 
So, raging pickle, you're gonna face the dismal
doom of your region when I emerge from YOUR symbol
I'll Boost Up 'gainst Psychos who reign as the “ancients”
you’ll swallow your words as if they were my spaceship 
Burn you, like acid! Explosive! Nucleic!
Nova Pressuring, I’m god-like, whereas you’re archaic!

Mega Rayquaza:
I shine like a quasar! Your ego’s supermassive!
I fought down those two clowns, that shows I’m not passive!
So it’s Crunch time! Dragon Pulse a rhyme to put you in your place!
I’m Dragon Ascending to Sky Drop this waste of space!
Go put up your Defense Form, or Attack me all you want!
Knock it Off, you’re not daunting! Just give up your Zen Headbutt! 
I hone my claws, and then prove I’m an Aerial Ace
As I give birth to your fate, and split this DNA

Deoxys:
It amuses me that you believe your element could win it
For you, the sky’s the limit, while my universe is infinite 
My raps are true Deox-ick, Ziz is turning further green
Thus, you’ll never Recover when I unleash my Hyper Beam

Mega Rayquaza:
I’ve got more Extreme Speed Deoxys, drop the facade
My voice is echoed through the heavens, I am feared by gods
No matter what move I choose, you’re a 1 hit K.O.
You can spit a whole arsenal, ‘cause against me, Anything Goes!


Groudon vs Kyogre. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #17

This is the extended version of the Pokken Tournament Rap ft. Miss Shellah. Now including Darkrai, Scizor, Croagunk, and Empoleon. Hope you enjoy!

"To Be the Best" - Pokken Tournament Rap by B-Lo (ft. Miss Shellah)

Leannaire as Flame Princess and Peridot
Anodyne as Lapis Lazuli
VinnyO as Finn the Human

Flame Princess:
To put out this Eternal Flame would take a Magical Mirror--cle 
I’ma’ light this track up, and yes, I mean that literal 
I’m a Queen, overthrew my father and brought law and order 
I won’t outmatched by the likes of Bob the Terraformer 
Burn you more traumatically than how your past transpired
Trapped in your own reflection like a reversed vampire 
And now your biggest weakness happens to be your power
I’d be moody too if I was scared to take a shower
You should work on your health, you’re a bigger mess than your fandom 
It’s no use crying for help- your homeworld left you abandoned 
 
Lapis Lazuli:
Beat stop
Um… It’s Lapis
Beat starts again
and I’ve got a phat diss for this Cinnamon addict  
I’ve had it with Brutes like you; pray I let you stay intact 
You’re more unbalanced than malachite-- a right pyromaniac   
Come on at me with your final form; you can do nothing to me!
You’ve got useless fireballs and a short fuse to rival Ruby’s 
I’m ruthless, i’d move an Ocean just to take your red throne 
After a drizzle of my flow-- I think you’d need some time alone 
 
Peridot:
Unhand her, you fire clod; she’ll hit you with a tidal wave 
Worse yet you’d have to face a Peridot’s unbridled rage
 
Finn the Human:
Leave her be, buttmunch! I’ll bring pain bigger than your ego 
Why would anyone ever be Barn mates with this green Dorito 
 
Peridot:
Log-date 7 17 2; I’ve been challenged by a defect 
Who should be looking for his dad-- not protecting his evil ex 
Ugh-- Finn the Clod! You don’t know who you’re talking to!
What time is it? It’s time to push another human off the roof!
 
Finn the Human:
Hitting me with metal rods seems incredibly impractical 
It’s ironic that this Triangle’s anything but Mathematical 
I’ll batter you- the rock with a Lumpy Space Princess attitude
Go tell Yellow Diamond that you lost this rap battle too
 
Peridot:
This is none of your Bismuth, you didn’t have to come along
But gee this kid is so lonely, he ends up talking to his dog
on the top of this Food Chain though logically I’ve further questions
Why come battle me when it’d end in another rejection?
 
 Written by Fle

Lapis Lazuli vs Flame Princess. Season 3, Wave 1

Crash Bandicoot Rap By JT Machinima - The Ooda - Booga Boogie

Red vs. Gold

Youtube link: Coming Tomorrow

Mat4yo as Gold
Steady Cam as Red

LYRICS:

GOLD:
I traveled through Johto
I called and caught Ho-Oh
I’ve fought every foe with my heart and my soul so
I’ve climbed through the Tohjo
and paved my own road
And up here it’s mount Silver and Gold… 

RED:
The time is now, to fight for my title
you’ve had plenty battles but this is your final
my bird’s eye view watched you try to survive,
it’s no wonder this mountain’s named after your rival!
Blazing on the mic, I spit those Charizard bars hard
SELECT L R START when our diss-charge sparks
I’m a God of the Mons, putting down heathens!
My top tier team’ll leave this B-list defeated
So start sending tears back to mommy, Ethan!

GOLD:
A U! It’s Gold! and I’m noble
It takes a miracle to turn a mute boy vocal
and now that you’ve spoken, I’ll lend you my potions
when your tiny rodent gets flowed by Typhlosion
I came to battle you
But I found a baby with an attitude and ego that is higher than his altitude
a blood colored boy should be taken more serious
but they call you Red, cause you’ve got nothing but periods

RED:
You think that I’d be scared of those?
You say you’re Gold but the only thing that’s shining is your Gyarados
There’s no glitching this battle, I can’t be hacked
And when this softy resets I just keep bringing the beat back
I’m the OG Champ of this gaming revolution 
You’re second gen, loser, you’re my baby evolution!
This challenge is pivotal, But your talent is miniscule
And I can’t get any higher, ‘cause my game is at the pinnacle   

GOLD:
You’re looking lonely, Red. and checking my Pokedex
Let me introduce you to my hundred friends you’ve never met

RED: 
Yo I only need 6 to be worshipped by the masses
I’ll smoke up any foe with the way I win matches

GOLD: 
If you think you’re Fire, Red, I’mma leave you in Ashes
‘Cause Gold’s Bars are 24 Karat
You can’t amount to half of that, I doubled your Badges

RED:
You stole my story and persona, only changing clothes
But I won’t need no master ball, I’m pro at catching clones

GOLD: 
Like I did Team Rocket, I’m gonna blast you to space
‘Cause I think you look better with a cap in your face

RED:
If I didn’t top the market, there would never be a sequel

GOLD:
If you’d grow up and fight me, that at least we’d be equals!

RED:
I’ll stay undefeated, in my isolation

GOLD: 
You’ll be hanging on this cliff for all future generations!

Red vs. Gold - Video Game Rap Battle

@hyperjacob96 as Greninja
@user-485595605 as Incineroar

Greninja:
Out from the shadows I rise to Smack Down this Alolan Starter!
who thinks his Low Sweep will hurt me, but my Dark Pulse hits harder!
You may have a Z-move of your own, but it won’t frighten me!
So get ready fo—wait, shouldn’t Decidueye be fighting me?
I mean, seriously! This overgrown puss thinks that he’s got this?
Water puts out Fire! It’s clear this ain’t a contest!
Like your Up-B in Smash, going down is your fate!
Just quit the act kitty cat, we all know wrestling’s fake!

Incineroar:
And here I’m thinking “I’m about to fight Mewtwo”
But instead I get the Pokemon version of Tsuyu!
You say that wrestling’s fake, and that I'm actually weak?
I'll disprove all of your lies like if it's a Grinch Leak!
You know my skills are Lit, ten out of ten!
I leave every foe I face all broken and bent!
And low-key, this Froakie will retire as a fighter
‘Cause he’ll get more than a warm up when he steps in my ring of fire!

Ash-Greninja:
You wanna turn me to Ash? You’re just asking to get trashed!
Transformed with Battle Bond, and now I’ll leave you Night Slashed!
I’ll be Shadow Sneaking by you as I take all your nine lives!
And I know you’ll be losing cause you're not the Fighting type!
Cut you with my Water Shuriken! I’ll show you who’s Dark!
And then people will hear on how I Torracat apart!
This Secret Ninja Attacks! I’ll Final Smash you away!
I’m the reason people came back to watching the anime!

Incineroar:
And then they left after that when Ash chose to release you!
If I wanted to fight a Smash Bro, I’d rather fight Pichu!
I’m warning you now, you should call for a Substitute!
I honestly find Chesnaught more interesting than you!
Bounce you off the ropes, hit you with my Darkest Lariat!
With the legacy you made, I’ll pile drive you and bury it!
Face my Malicious Moonsault! I’ll leave you battered and scarred!
Your fans will be more salty than when you lost to Charizard!

Greninja Vs Incineroar. Epic Rap Battles Of Pokemon #21.

...Better late than never? ^-^" 
Well, at least I'm in time for Pokemon Sun and Moon's 4th Anniversary.

@Stofferex as Solgaleo
@garbageGothic as Lunala

Solgaleo:
This Zubat thinks that she can beat me? I’ll invalidate her claims!
Gonna make her my breakfast when I Crunch her with my Psychic Fangs!
Bow before my Cosmic Power! I run the sun, you peasant!
I'll Zen Headbutt this moon and turn her into a crescent!
You’re 4 times weak to Ghost and Dark moves? How pathetic
and ironic for a 'mon with a Lunar aesthetic!
Your Shadow Shield won’t Protect you from my Sunsteel Strike!
Dominating this battle, expect a Blood Moon tonight!!

Lunala:
This Litleo thinks he can win? What a foolish delusion!
He must be stuck in Confusion to come up with that conclusion!
You’ll shiver in fear when you hear my cry
And then the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie!
I'll use my Wonder Room, so the tables will turn!
You’re the Sunne Pokemon, but yet you’re weak to my burns!
Your Full Metal Body can’t deflect my Moongeist Beam!
Fantasize about winning? Well I’ll be Eating your Dreams!

Solgaleo:
I won't need to fantasize! My third eye will visualize,
That beating you will be pleasant, like watching the sun rise!
For I’m the Radiant Sun! Let it dawn upon you
that you leave no Giga Impact on me with the lines that you spew!
I’m “the beast that devours the sun” that’s how I spit hot
like a Fire Blast to the face! Leave you in a Psyshock!
Seems like you can’t take the Heat! You look like you’re gonna Crash!
Soon you’ll be seriously sizzled by my Searing Sunraze Smash!

Lunala:
I’m immune to your Normal-Type Disses! You’re not a threat! 
Purging you shall be lovely, like watching the sun set!
This Moon is Full of surprises you can’t see with your Future Sight!
You shouldn’t have danced with this devil under the pale Moonlight!
I’m “the beast that calls the moon”, so that’s why I’m so cold
when I’m blowing flurries of Icy Wind bars at you tenfold!
Open an Ultra Wormhole and head back where you came from
Or I’ll mesmerize you with my Menacing Moonraze Maelstrom

Necrozma:
Stupid little Nebby’s, they think they’re allowed to brag?
I’ll release my Stored Power, and they’ll Return to Lillie’s Bag!
These two gas balls aren’t a match for me, even if they’re fully grown,
‘cause I’ve seen better Suns and Moons from Solrock and Lunatone!
You can’t destroy my Prism Armor with your Z-moves! It’s useless!
In fact, I’m the reason you can use them to begin with!
Don’t need Dusk Mane nor Dawn Wings to make the both of you cower!
Now that I’ve drained all of your light, I’m Ultra Bursting with Power!

Ultra Necrozma:
Bow down to the Blinding one! The savior of Alola!
The one who’s light shines brighter than a supernova!
Those who challenge me get Bulldozed by my power so divine! 
Just ask everyone who tried to battle me for the first time!
I’ve travelled through many realities, and one thing persists
There's not a single dimension where either of you win exists!
My Neuroforce ensures my victory is fortified!
You’ll meet your end with Photon Geyser: a Light That Burns the Sky!

@hyperjacob96 as Necrozma/Ultra Necrozma

Xerneas vs Yveltal. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon #16

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