The Midnight Beast - Just Another Boy band

The Midnight Beast - Katy Perry - ET (feat. Kanye West) Parody

The Midnight Beast Tik Tok (Kesha parody)

The Midnight Beast - The Dance Routine

^^Buy Pizza In Ibiza on iTunes NOW^^

Directed by Adam Barton
 Created by The Midnight Beast

Buy Our Lads On Tour T-shirts here - http://www.themidnightbeast.bigcartel.com  

Lyrics...

We're going to Ibiza,

It's just like England with sun

There's lots of English people

Having English fun




If you don't leave home much

This is the place to be

We'll dance to bullshit dj's

Playing bullshit beats




No better way to sunbathe

With a KFC

No need for rubbish bins,

Just throw it in the sea




I thought I'd live a little,

Try some new foods but

I was relieved to find

They got a Pizza Hut




Pizza in Ibiza

Picking the cheese out of your teeth

Feeling the sand under your feet

Eating a lovely Margarita




Pizza in Ibiza

Watching the waves wash up a sheath

Feeling the bass and drums control me

Eating a lovely pepperoni




The clubs will suck you dry,

More than the mosquitos

The cheapest drink you'll find, only fourteen euros




The cities packed with beauties,

Always underdressed

You better bring your own baps

'Cause it's a sausage fest




We buying drugs, and taking them in clubs

Oh shit we just bought aspirin

We really feel like mugs




We in the VIP with bottled vodka and tequila

But can't afford the entry fee, our table's on the beach




Not like we knew you're from England

Without you waving a flag

What happens here in beefa, stays in beefa

Till you're tagged




Then your girlfriend sees you riding,

On a stripper-snorting blow

When she dumps you, you think 'fuck her... 'cause she can't take a joke'




I thought I'd live a little,

Try some new foods but

I was relieved to find

They got a Pizza Hut




Pizza in Ibiza

Picking the cheese out of your teeth

Feeling the sand under your feet

Eating a lovely Margarita




Pizza in Ibiza

Watching the waves wash up a breezer

Feeling the bass and drums control me

Eating a loverly Calzone




Ride the bus

Stuffed crust

Living like kings

Chicken wings




And then a salad!

What?

COVERED IN CHEEEEESSSEEEEE! OHHHH!!!

And then we all catch a venereal disease




Throwing up

Stuffed crust

Have a fight

Cheesy bites




A+E, can't feel your head

With pepperoni and a side of garlic bread

The Midnight Beast - Pizza in Ibiza

  Directed by Adam Barton
 Created by The Midnight Beast

I'm Gary potter,
You haven't heard'a me
You may of seen my bro in the Potter Octalogy (what?)
That's eight films you know, I'm quite smart
But that didn't help... getting me a Harry Potter part

Should'a gone to Hogwarts, I didn't get in
Now I'm living life as a wizard has been
'Cause life's not pretty, it's actually grim
Not a fairytale by J.K Rowling

The wands on the streets are dangerous
They're easy to get, I got two!!
It don't matter if you're famous
We're still gonna come for you

Hanging round the streets
Getting wasted on Butter-beer
Disappear, steal a couple tings from the sweet shop
Reappear...
I got a bump on my head like a tortoise
Running head first at 9 and 3 quarters

Everybody put your wand in the air
Put your wand in the air (put em up)
Put your wand in the air
If you don't get respect
If you're a wizard reject

Put your wand in the air
Put your wand in the air (put em up)
Put your wand in the air
If you can't do a spell
Dumbledor you as well

I used to go to Hogwarts but I had enough
Soon as I got sorted and put in to Hufflepuff
Told the sorting hat, go fuck yourself and I quit
'Cause everybody knows that Hufflepuff is shit

I'm dead sirius... black was my heart when my girl got stole
Hermione YOU ATE MY SOUL
Like a demontor... Weasley I'm coming for you
I got Wizard GPS on my Nimbus broom

Us gingers are meant to stick together...
Just kidding I'm not really ginger
It's just a Hedwig

Everybody put your wand in the air
Put your wand in the air (put em up)
Put your wand in the air
If you don't get respect
If you're a wizard reject

Put your wand in the air
Put your wand in the air (put em up)
Put your wand in the air
Because magic is sick
Voldemort? You're a dick! Oh

I'll give you a guess which house I was in
Aloehomora your legs n i'll slytherin

All the witches in the place
Think I'm pretty harmless till
I expelliarmous from
My dickaramous

What do they expect-o?
After I got hexed ohhh
Now I walk round with a constant erecto

Would you help reducto
Might involve a fuck though
Hogwarts threw me out quick
For rubbing my broomstick

Everybody put your wand in the air
Put your wand in the air (put em up)
Put your wand in the air
If you don't get respect
If you're a wizard reject

Put your wand in the air
Put your wand in the air (put em up)
Put your wand in the air
I keep a spare in my pocket
If you're a nasty fat hobbit

The Midnight Beast - Wands

ONE DAY WE'RE FRIENDS FOREVER
NEXT DAY WE'RE FRIENDS FOR NEVER
WHO SAY -- YOU SAY -- WE'RE BEST FRIENDS
I SAY -- HE SAY -- TILL THE END

Our friendships like a slice of chocolate cake
You're the icing you'd be the sponge
When we're together we become

A perfect way to end a perfect dinnertime
Quite substantial, glass of wine
A tasty mint goes down a treat and helps my indigestion...

Digest this factual piece of evidence
I'm your butter you're my toast
The gravy on my Sunday roast
I'm not a fan of your roasts...

What do you mean,
You told me that you liked the one I cooked the other day... I don't remember, you said you liked the sprouts, I don't know what to say
Then you should shut your mouth

ONE DAY WE'RE FRIENDS FOREVER
GO TAKE SOME SINGING LESSONS
WHAT WAS THAT? -- NOTHING TWAT
YOU'RE A PRICK
EAT MY SHIT, NO THANK YOU
IT WOULDN'T BE NICE

Our friendships kind of like a prostitute (how?)
Quite worn out, yet still quite fit
Quite nice arse great pair of tits
Well that's not relevant...

Isn't it?
You're full of shit and that's quite relevant
Is it?
I'm gonna have a think...
Will you tell me what you think of?...
...No

One day we're friends,
The next we're not
It's so confusing the why's and what (what)
The hell I thought that we were friends just now...
Then I remember we had a row

We're like brad pitt and angela
But we don't have a child from Cambodia
I'm sick and tired of us having no fun
Stop being pussys and go and work your
Problems out son cuz I'm done

ONE DAY WE'RE BORN TOGETHER
NEXT DAY IT'S STORMY WEATHER
WHO SAY -- YOU SAY -- WE'RE NOT FRIENDS
I SAY -- HE SAY -- FUCK YOU BENDER

ONE DAY I'M YOUR BLOOD BROTHER
NEXT DAY IT'S 'FUCK YOUR MOTHER'
NO OFFENCE -- TELL YOUR MUM
I THINK SHE'S QUITE NICE
THAT PARTICULAR DIG
WAS DIRECTED AT YOU... and not your mother

THE MIDNIGHT BEAST's Friends For Never

The Midnight Beast's House Party

The Midnight Beast - Daddy

I'm with my friends having a sleepover at mine
Mum said lights off but they're still on at half nine
There's nothing-gay bout doing nails and doing hair
Nor nothing-gay bout three boys playing truth or dare

That's when my brush vibrated right between my legs
To my surprise it was my phone instead
Dru makes an interception
Grabs my phone out my hand
Hello you've reached The Midnight Beast
You're ruining our plans

B-DOUBLE-O-T-Y
It's three over average girls
Calling three under average guys
We're fucked up and we're ready to play
We wanna do things we'll regret the next day
HEY

NO! I wanna play cluedo with my bro's
NO! I wanna paint rainbows on my toes
NO! I don't wanna Ho I want a comforting look
When Noah kisses Allie in The Notebook

BOOTY, BOOTY
It's just a booty call
BOOTY, BOOTY
Even if you're boo-tee-full
HEY, HEY
It's just a booty call
HEY, HEY

Now my phones on silent
They still call on private number
I can't believe this desperation to disturb my slumber
Party, I'm in my dressing gownie
While Ashley's making brownies
Dru is in the background-playing twister on his own

HELL YEAH
We're wearing our Jim-Jams
HELL YEAH
We're playing a flute
HELL YEAH
We're showing our sizes
The fucking surprise is
That yours hasn't grown... and then I hear my phone

B-DOUBLE-O-T-Y
It's three over average girls
Calling three under average guys
We're fucked up and we're ready to play
We wanna do things we'll regret the next day HEY

B-DOUBLE-O-T-Y
It's three over confident
Stereotypical cheerleader types
We're fucked up and we wanna have fun
You could be the boys we regret when we're done

NO! I wanna play sleeping lions
NO! I'm busy defending Zion
NO! There's no point in calling cuz I'll never respond
The boys and me are getting tips from legally blonde

CHORUS

I'm not a booty call; I'm just a normal Boy
I want to stay at home and play with all my toys

We are three boys
Not looking for three girls
My ring tones like a missile
Bringing war to my world

Cheese strings, party rings
Are my favorite things?
Marshmallow with hot chocolate
Bitch we're living like kings

NO! I wanna have cheese pepperoni
NO! I wanna play my little pony
NO! I don't wanna Ho I want a chocolate fountain
Whilst we snuggle up to watch Brokeback Mountain


The Midnight Beast - Booty Call

Ya out with your friends
Pull up in your mums Mercedes benz
Looking super cool
Step out of your ride you got it all

But thats when you close the door
And your jeans get all caught up
In a moment of troubled thoughts
You decide to take em off

Youre causing some tension
It got their attention
Theres no need to mention
Baby, that your trousers just fell down
Just keep on walking
And keeping em talking
Theyll never know your trousers just fell down
Down, down
Even though your trousers just fell down
Down, down
Even though your trousers just fell down

Got a new belt
Youre ready to make all the girls hearts melt
And got some brand new jeans
But theyre so hot that youre naked underneath

Then somebody spills your drink
And it looks like you pissed your pants
In a moment of troubled thoughts
You take em off and start to dance

Youre causing some tension
It got their attention
Theres no need to mention
Baby, that your trousers just fell down
Do what a man would
N show off your manhood
Theyll never know your trousers just fell down
Down, down
Even though your trousers just fell down
Down, down
Even though your trousers just fell down

My trousers drop to my knees
I just feel like free willy
Dont watch the size of me,
Not usually this cold you see
Behold, Im such a tease,
I bought these jeans from overseas
I thought that they were burberrys
But turns out they were schmurberrys

And I cant get a refund PLEASE!
I cant afford my groceries
And they keep falling to my knees,
When Im out on a pussy spree.
It went downhill when I was three
When my dad neglected me
And ran away on Christmas eve DRU
Were the midnight beast

Youre causing some tension
It got their attention
Theres no need to mention
Baby, that your trousers just fell down
You look like a boy scout
Been caught with his cock out
Theyll never know your trousers just fell down
Down, down (whoo)
Even though your trousers just fell down
Down, down (whoo)
Even though your trousers just fell down

Cant run for election
With an erection
Baby when your trousers just fell down

You cant get a peace prize
Showing your piece rise
Baby when your trousers just fell down

Down, down
Even though your trousers just fell down
Down, down
Even though your trousers just fell down

The Midnight Beast - Down Jay Sean Parody

Im at a party, Im a girl machine
Im gonna have sex with them all, if you know what I mean
Its like a sweet sixteen but the girls are eighteen
And I cant wait to peel em like a tangerine

Im gonna g..go down on em like a submarine
Submarines are fun he he he he heee
I walk to a hottie and turn on my charm
But before I can start I hear a rape alarm

Its going
I cant feel my ears I think theyre bleeding
From the
I cant work out why the girls are screaming

Im the best looking boy in the world
Ohh wait I bet she likes kissing girls

I still hear the
Maybe if I let her she would me with a
I cant work out why the girls dont fancy me

Im the best looking boy in sight no hang on
I bet she likes boobies right?


If a girl wont come round
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down
(She must be a lesbian)
If she dont like me
(She must be a lesbian)
Ill let her down lightly
(You must be a lesbian)

If a girl wont kiss
(She must be a lesbian)
Or get down with this
(She must be a lesbian)
If she doesnt fancy me
She must bat for the other team

Take two, its my rapping debut
Im having trouble trying to find a better girl to pursue
Im like a fire truck WHAT?! Full of muscley guys?
I meant a pun where Id compare the hose to my ___ size

And then I see her, and I start feeling sick
I say my name is Pogo, you want to jump on my stick?
I woo her with my words, ask if I can poker face?
She doesnt see the funny side and sprays my face with mace

Its going
I cant feel my eyes I think theyre bleeding
From the
I cant work out why the girl is screaming

Im the best looking boy in the world
Ohh wait I bet she likes kissing girls

I still feel the
Maybe she could me up mywith a

I cant work out why the girls dont fancy me

Im the best looking boy in sight holy smokes
I bet she likes boobies right?

We are two boys and were looking for two girls
They are two girls lets talk to the girls
How are you? Whats your name
I try to talk but I just came
In my pants, I am sad
Chatting up girls is really rad

The Midnight Beast - Walk With Us Skit

The Midnight Beast - Fashion Innit Skit

Quirky video from our Debut Album and E4 show The Midnight Beast, produced by Mary Burke for Warp Films & Cuba Comedy. Series written by Jason Hazeley, Joel Morris & Tom Edge, and directed by Ben Gregor.
Lyrics...

Not married but I wear a wedding ring on my hand
I go to sleep when I want, 'cause I don't have bedtime planned
Don't obey by the rules, sometimes I don't even care
If I'm out eating at a buffet I'll have more than my share

WHAT?! I'm a bad influence, don't hang around with me
I ride my bike on the pavement, wear my clothes in the shower
I'm straight up crazy
I've got a beard / I've got an afro / I've got eyebrows that rock, so
If you want to out-quirky us than take your best shot

I don't sing in tune, why?
Cuz I'm quirky
Backwards lyrics my of all rap I
Cuz I'm quirky
I sip my Coffee through a straw bitch?
Cuz I'm quirky
N' I'll still rock a cap when I'm thirty... WHY?!
Cuz I'm quirky

The other day, I had a piece of toast
But I didn't even butter it, it tasted gross
I DON'T CARE, what I do... I'm a real live wire
I hold a match 'til it burns... I'm playing with fire

FUCK vegetables, I don't eat none of that shit
FUCK education, I don't study one little bit
FUCK THE FONZ, HE THINKS HE'S FUCKING COOLER THAN ME
AND FUCK SINGING THIS SONG, CUZ I'M TOO QUIRKY TO SING

I wear red and pink, why?
Cuz I'm quirky
I greet you with a goodbye
Cuz I'm quirky
I have eleven beers a day, why?
Cuz I'm quirky
(...no, no I think that actually just makes you an alcoholic...)
N' I'll still have a beard when I'm thirty... WHY?!
Cuz I'm quirky

Ripping a hole in your jeans
Owning a pink limousine
Learning to ride a unicycle whilst your dressed as the queen
Fighting a bear with one hand
Getting a full-body tan
Joining a post-apocalyptic-gothic hardcore band

I like Home Alone 3
Cuz I'm quirky,
I'm drinking peppermint tea,
Cuz I'm quirky,
I got a picture of the hoff, see?
Cuz I'm quirky,
N' I'll still rock a cap when I'm thirty... WHY?!
Cuz I'm quirky
 

pokesz

Popular tracks