Here is a song which my buddy and me started a long time ago on a blurry night... It's only a fun thing, so have fun listening to it and don't start to cry because of its deep and sad story.

Lyrics (in the best english a german can speak/write):

Verse 1:
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There is a piece of fucking shit

## La la la la la la

I wanna go around it but I cannot

## No way!

I step aside to walk on by

## Yeah!

But there's a girl and I'm too shy

## Shy!

What can I do, who can help me now?

## Who can help me now

Is this shit from a fucking fat cow?

## Cow!


Bridge:
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Some situations are like this,

It's like diarrhea and a drink of piss


Chorus:
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Piece of fucking shit (2x)

## You should not let yourself go

Piece of fucking (2x)

## If something doesn't work just stay close

Piece of fucking shit

Shit!


Piece of fucking shit

## To get what you want to own

Piece of fucking (2x)

## This is all you have to do

Piece of fucking shit


(We are Poopmasters)


Verse 2:
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Now I wanna take a second try

Maybe I make it like this fly

## F-L-Y bitch!

I make a big fuckin' ninja jump in the air

## Hay-Ya!

The girl on the street is really scared

## (girly man scream)

My jump isn't really good calculated

## I'm usually really good at math!

I'm all over with shit and I'm frustrated

(2 guys) The shit is in my face!

## Eww, that's nasty!


Bridge:
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Some situations are like this,

It's like diarrhea and a drink of piss


Chorus:
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Piece of fucking shit (2x)

## You should not let yourself go

Piece of fucking (2x)

## If something doesn't work just stay close

Piece of fucking shit

Shit!


Piece of fucking shit

## To get what you want to own

Piece of fucking (2x)

## This is all you have to do

Piece of fucking shit


(We are Poopmasters)


Verse 3:
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The girl laughs about this fucking mess

She turns around with brown stains on her ass


Outro:
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(church boys singing) Brown stains on her ass (x2)

(church boys singing) Brown stains

Brown stains

Poopmaster feat. Der El - Piece Of Shit [Lyrics in the description]

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - HARAJUKU IYAHOI(きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ - 原宿いやほい) METAL COVER

additional writing, mixing - Polygon Horizon

vocals - ICanBeFree

ICanBeFree's YouTube page: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1jbp9pQRMZgocI92QJbpOg

Original written and produced by: Yasutaka Nakata

Polygon Horizon feat. ICanBeFree X きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ - 原宿いやほい [HARAJUKU IYAHOI METAL COVER]

Original song and lyrics: Unicorn Hole

https://www.soundcloud.com/uhole

https://uholeband.com/track/the-storm

Vocals: ICanBeFree

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aH9Lvd1uZyg

FREE DOWNLOAD of the whole cover album:

https://uholeband.com/album/fifteen-years-of-unicorn-hole

Polygon Horizon feat. ICanBeFree - The Storm [Unicorn Hole Cover]

FREE DOWNLOAD https://polygonhorizon.bandcamp.com/track/kharusurahk


First story track and single of the upcoming album for the NCU chapter 8.

If you haven't checked out the previous chapters of the NCU, you should dive in! Unicorn Hole, Weekly Words and Grammar, and Nuerra all have rad releases that lead up to this one.

FIRST NCU CHAPTER:
unicornhole.bandcamp.com/album/legend-of-the-light-gem

PREVIOUS NCU CHAPTER:
unicornhole.bandcamp.com/album/something-fierce

Credits:

Lyrics/Story: Michael R. (WWAG), John Nelson (Unicorn Hole)

Vocals provided by

Dustin E. - don't follow him, leave him alone

Rei Nekojya - follow / message him here:
youtube.com/@nekojyareizo
twitter.com/nekojyareizo?t=CXFrYBOdfyxY_iciDQRbqw&s=09
www.fiverr.com/s2/55c7dac1da

Polygon Horizon - Kharusurahk

My entry to the Chiptunes = WIN Vol. 3 Compilation. Track # 29

Poopmaster - Breath [Chiptunes = WIN Vol. 3]

Unicorn Hole and Poopmaster teamed up to make a new song for Kittycore Volume 3, about a fantastic adventure of Poopmaster the doodoomancer and his loyal ally Sasha the unicorn! Check it out, and make sure to read the lyrics as you go, since the song tells a story!

Unicorn Hole:

 https://soundcloud.com/uhole

Lyrics:

into "mayoi no mori" we go
poopmaster and his unicorn lady-bro
friends and allies, a dynamic duo
can we defeat this tricky forest though?
this fabled place they say is hard to pass
like a giant poo, a real pain in the ass
a thief claims your gear, a beast claims your life
or you're lost forever and some dude claims your wife
we will find our way through this rotten place
find the forest's bottom bitch and punch him in the face
a stranger approaches, we take arms
but is seems he means no harm
"the thief robbed me, took my things away!
but i've a plan, please help me make him pay!"
"sounds good" we say, "it's your lucky day
if he won't give it back his guts will spray!"
"for the plan i will need to hold
that sword of yours, such shiny gold
you'll wait, i'll walk, he'll come to steal
you'll ambush him and seal the deal!"
he takes the sword, we watch him close
and the thief sneaks up for another dose
we drop in, he tries to run away
and crosses a bridge that won't hold much weight
so we ditch our stuff and we head across
he's losing us, but he won't be lost
with a doodoo spell we make him slip
he falls hard enough to break an old man's hip
"you're a no-good thief, what have you got to say!?"
he rolls over now, we are confused by his face
"you two lose, the thief just got away!"
the thief and victim are one in the same
"you've been fooled by shadow clones!
all your stuff by now is long, long gone!
i have claimed your things today"
then before our eyes the clone fades away
"ahhhh i can't believe this shit!
we let him get away with it!
no gear, i fear that we're stuck here"
sasha sheds a single tear
no! there has to be a way
we've been lead astray, but we won't stay
a little later in the clear of calm
poopmaster recalls he had a dookie bomb
with deep focus he detonates it
no pun here, the thief can eat that shit
sasha follows her nose right to the thief
we find him with that-ain't-chocolate in his teeth
he never had a chance to pull a sword from sheath
before we sent him to the fiery pits beneath
we have found our way through this rotten place
found the forest's bottom bitch and punched him in the face
mission complete!
we didn't end up dead, or forever stuck
that dude at the bar totally owes us ten bucks

Unicorn Hole And Poopmaster - Side Quest Gaiden [DOWNLOAD WITH BUY LINK]

N​-​Core Region: Gen II (Square Version) Collab

Download:

https://pixelatedterror.bandcamp.com/album/n-core-region-gen-ii-square-version

AND HERE IT IS GUYS!

Prepare for the ultimate Nintendocore-Pokémon collab!
Featuring 22 awesome tracks themed after different Pokémon regions and trainers, with me as one of the Elite Four (FIRE) !

LISTEN, ENJOY AND DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE!

It will blow your pants!!!

Song info:

Made with FL Studio, AKAI LPK 25, Ibanez GRG170DX-BKN and Marshall MG15FX

Poopmaster - Elite 4 (Fire) [FREE DOWNLOAD]

Here is my cover of the "Space Soccer" song from the awesome Nintendo DS music rhythm game "Rhythm Heaven".

It is also known as "Rhythm Paradise" in Europe or "Rhythm Tengoku" in Japan.

It's an awesome game and an awesome song (the original), so if you didn't know it until now, get it!

- Original Composer: Tsunku

Here is the original:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dxq12-FPulQ

Thank you for listening! <3

Poopmaster - Space Soccer (Rhythm Heaven Cover) [FREE DOWNLOAD]

Another track and single of the upcoming album for the NCU chapter 8.

If you haven't checked out the previous chapters of the NCU, you should dive in! Unicorn Hole, Weekly Words and Grammar, and Nuerra all have rad releases that lead up to this one.

FIRST NCU CHAPTER:
unicornhole.bandcamp.com/album/legend-of-the-light-gem

PREVIOUS NCU CHAPTER:
unicornhole.bandcamp.com/album/something-fierce


Lyrics/Story: John Nelson (Unicorn Hole), Michael R. (WWAG)

Vocals provided by

Rei Nekojya - follow / message him here:
youtube.com/@nekojyareizo
twitter.com/nekojyareizo?t=CXFrYBOdfyxY_iciDQRbqw&s=09
www.fiverr.com/s2/55c7dac1da

Dustin E. - don't follow him, leave him alone

Polygon Horizon - The Unknown

Download link on his Bandcamp:

https://evaleigh.bandcamp.com/track/contra-poopmaster-edition

Here we go again!
So this is one of my most favorite tracks of Evaleigh! I hope you enjoy it as much as I do! :)
This is an original composition of Evaleigh. I just tried to help him polish this track, so you guys can enjoy it and hear why he is an awesome guy and his music kicks damn ass!
I added some sound effects and little tweaks. I hope you enjoy this track and follow Evaleigh for more awesome stuff! He defenitely deserves it! :)

Composition, guitars and everything:

@evaleigh

Mixing, some small changes, audio mastering, mastering:

Poopmaster

Thank you for listening!



Evaleigh - Contra [Poopmaster Mix] [FREE DOWNLOAD WITH BUY / DESCRIPTION]

My track for the videogame villain comp. We had to choose a villain from a video game (I chose Mecha Hitler from Wolfenstein 3D) and write a song about him/her, how misunderstood they feel and tell their look on their story/actions.

DOWNLOAD:
https://nintendocorelives.bandcamp.com/album/misunderstood-villians

Lyrics:

there isn't anyone who doesn't know my name
my brutality, my moustache, or my reign
my country's undies know me as a big shit stain
the only thing that no one knows is my pain
i am mecha hitler - robbed of eternal rest
cold steel and rockets where once were my man breasts
not sure if i had a heart - i know that i don't now
if pain is found in udders, i'm the ripest cow

you do not know - who i am
i do not know - where to begin

you're all pawns in their plans, and you don't even know
you damn your savior and protect your foes
i can't seem to make you understand
i'll fight on as the world's most hated man

my reptilian lords came from beyond the stars
set up shop inside the earth - like deep down far
i was created from the genes of many men
when i matured my mission did then begin:
save the world from the all-controlling jews
that's right people, i'm here to protect you
the jews control the money, media, and masses
i am the savior sent to kick their greedy asses

the giga jew will make mankind kneel and beg
he'll hatch from within the moon - his mighty egg
when the jews have enough cash to summon him
and after that all of our fates are pretty grim
but no matter what, i will never let us fall
so you just trust me and my one remaining ball
if you stand in my way i'll have to put you down
just know i love you and i do so with a frown


Credits:

Lyrics, vocal recordings:

John Nelson aka Unicorn Hole @uhole

Vocals:

Dustin Elmore

Guitars, Writing and Mixing/Mastering:

Chris K. aka Poopmaster

Special thanks to John Nelson and Dustin Elmore for helping me so much with this and finally making my dreams come true! You will always be in my heart! <3
And thanks to a bunch of other people like Tyler Hendricks and Chase Fincher for checking out the mix.

Poopmaster feat. Dustin E. - Mecha Hitler (Wolfenstein 3D parody) [FREE DOWNLOAD]

The Misunderstood Villain Comp. is finally out! Enjoy the stories of famous video game villains through their own eyes!

Download this song with vocals and 11 other amazing n-core songs for FREE:

https://nintendocorelives.bandcamp.com/album/misunderstood-villians

Poopmaster - Mecha Hitler (Instrumental) [THE COMP IS FINALLY OUT! FREE DOWNLOAD!]

FREE DOWNLOAD: https://poopmaster.bandcamp.com/track/own-7-enhanced

Andrew Griesemer and Poopmaster teamed up to give PM's old Guitar Pro song some fresh style! With new tuning, Shreddage VST and several other new instrument plugins + Andrews amazing lyrics & vocals the song got spiced up!

Visit his profiles, he is awesome!

https://soundcloud.com/thelimitdoesnotexist
https://soundcloud.com/the-limit-does-not-exist

Lyrics, vocals and vox recording:

The Limit Does Not Exist aka Andrew Griesemer

Instrumentals, mixing, mastering:

Poopmaster aka Chris K.

Lyrics:

Oh,  no failures no setbacks that’s how we make all this money.  Follow me you will see this is how we run this big company.  We will be unstoppable, here’s a bird’s eye view of a madman.  

Decimate all who oppose, only employee cooperate bros.  At house work I’ll turn up my nose.  I could care less where vegetation grows.  As long as I make enough to buy more ho’s.  If you’ve paid attention then you know how this will go.

While the seas are burning. While their eyes are closed. This will take its toll.  (x3)

(1:26 BREAK)

We will, rule the world. (x3)
We will

From the look in his eyes you can see that he’s broken down to his knees.  That his business policies have corrupted his morality.  The sight of his godless kin makes regret who he’s been.  Questioning life as he sits in his plush office suite.  He considers for just a moment what the price of a life would cost.  Since he’s traded so many for financial gain.  It’s not easy when you come to terms with what a tyrant you’ve been, that’s why he took to the ledge.  So he couldn’t be confronted again.  

Poopmaster feat. Andrew G. - Own 7 (ENHANCED) [FREE DOWNLOAD]

This is a cover of the 80s song Straight Up from Paula Abdul I made for the Nintendocore goes 80s compilation. You can download it for FREE here:

https://nintendocorelives.bandcamp.com/album/nintendocore-goes-80s

Vocals:

Chris K. aka Poopmaster and Sarah S.

Guitars, Synths, Mixing/Mastering:

Chris K. aka Poopmaster

All rights belong to the original artists and writers.

Lyrics:

Lost in a dream 
Don't know which way to go 
If you are all that you seem 
Then baby I'm movin' way too slow 

I've been a fool before 
Wouldn't like to get my love caught 
In the slammin' door 
How about some information--please 

[Chorus:] 
Straight up now tell me 
Do you really want to love me forever oh oh oh 
Or am I caught in a hit and run 

Straight up now tell me 
Is it gonna be you and me together oh oh oh 
Are you just having fun 

Time's standing still 
Waiting for some small clue 
I keep getting chills 
When I think your love is true 

I've been a fool before 
Wouldn't like to get my love caught 
In the slammin' door 
How about some information--please 

[Chorus:] 
Straight up now tell me 
Do you really want to love me forever oh oh oh 
Or am I caught in a hit and run 
Straight up now tell me 
Is it gonna be you and me together oh oh oh 
Are you just having fun 

You are so hard to read 
You play hide and seek 
With your true intentions 
If you're only playing games 
I'll just have to say--bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye 

Do do you love me 
Do do you love me 
Do do you love me 
Do do you love me ? 

I've been a fool before 
Wouldn't like to get my love caught 
In the slammin' door 
Are you more than hot for me 
Or am I a page in your history-book 

I don't mean to make demands 
But the word and the deed go hand in hand 
How about some information--please 

[Chorus cont.] 

I've been a fool before 
Wouldn't like to get my love caught 
In the slammin' door 
Are you more than hot for me 
Or am I a page in your history-book 
I don't mean to make demands 
But the word and the deed go hand in hand 
How about some information--please

Poopmaster - Straight Up (Paula Abdul COVER) [FREE DOWNLOAD]

The very last Poopmaster masterpiece. I will make some changes soon. It was a nice time. Please remember me! <3

Instruments: Mouth and penis slaps.

Poopmaster - The Very Last And Final Poopmaster Song

Check out the whole compilation about your favorite Super Smash Bros. characters and download it for FREE!

https://nintendocorelives.bandcamp.com/album/smash-64

Lyrics:

As your quest begins to diminish 
You'll find yourself racing to the finish 
As you make your way out, you'll encounter the scouts 
Head to the battlefield, see what we're all about 

We wish only to fight 
It is all that we know 
Whether we show our might 
Or fall like dominoes 

It feels nothing short of great 
When we smash into your face 
And we enjoy just as much 
When our blocky ribs get crushed 

We are the same as you, but with nothing to lose 
We don't have to wonder, we do not need to choose 
We have no backstories- no futures to compose 
Our joys are here, and we endure no woes 

We wish only to fight 
To attempt to KO 
But if it's dust we bite 
We'll return with gusto 

And when we clones come face to face with our source 
We attack our long-lost fathers at full force 
Though we pretend the intruder's odds are grim 
We fill with pride when we're defeated by them 

(Lyrics by Unicorn Hole)

credits:

Vocals - Dustin Elmore 
Lyrics - John Nelson aka Unicorn Hole 
Writing - Chris K. 
Mixing/Mastering - Chris K. 
Image source: http://www.jessicacantlope.com/2014/02/06/super-smash-bros-fighting-polygon-team/

Smash 64

Fighting Polygon Team (feat. Dustin E.)

Polygon Horizon - Fighting Polygon Team (feat. Dustin E.) [FREE DOWNLOAD]

- Debut EP released! -

This is one song from it featuring the great and mighty Unicorn Hole (https://soundcloud.com/uhole) playing his angel like vocal chords!

Download the EP for FREE!

http://polygonhorizon.bandcamp.com/album/synonymous-dimensions

Credits:

Lyrics - https://soundcloud.com/uhole
Vocals - https://soundcloud.com/uhole and Chris K. (some backing vox)

Everything else written, mixed and mastered by Chris K.

Synonymous Dimensions

Polygon Horizon - Ascend (feat. Unicorn Hole) [FREE EP DOWNLOAD]

We did it again! Prepare for a 20 track strong spoopy compilation album about your favorite horror games! FREE DOWNLOAD HERE:

http://nintendocorelives.bandcamp.com/album/undead

Undead

Alone In The Dark

Polygon Horizon - Alone In The Dark [FREE DOWNLOAD]

A small tribute thing I made because I dig 80's music and the Stranger Things intro is haunting. 99 % minimoog sounds.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Spoopy Things

Spoopy Things [FREE DOWNLOAD | HAPPY HALLOWEEN]

Made a new track for this awesome comp with ma boys. BIG shout out to https://soundcloud.com/wildonesmusic for doing the vox! Thanks sexy boy!

FREE DOWNLOAD HERE:

https://nintendocorelives.bandcamp.com/album/glitched

Glitched

Polygon Horizon feat. Matthew Wilding - sus.sapien [FREE DL]

Download the EP for FREE at
https://polygonhorizon.bandcamp.com/

Follow my page for future albums and collabs!
https://www.facebook.com/polygonhorizon/

Big thanks for Mitchell R. for the awesome collab!

Polygon Horizon - Upgrade (feat. Mitchell R.) [FREE DOWNLOAD]

Uh yeah @uhole , @tylerhendricks and me made a band and an album.

Download the full album for FREE here:

https://nuerra.bandcamp.com

Scars (Instrumental)

Nuerra - Hero's Shade [FREE DOWNLOAD]

New compilation song with 2 guests! Download the song for FREE:

https://nintendocorelives.bandcamp.com/album/episode-x

Lyrics, main vocals - Luke Henry 

Clean vocals - Stewart Florence 

Writing, mixing, mastering - Polygon Horizon 

Links: 

Eye to Eye: Instagram and Twitter @EyeToEyeVA 

Sankhara: www.facebook.com/Sankharaatx 

Polygon Horizon: FB - www.facebook.com/polygonhorizon/ 

Bandcamp - polygonhorizon.bandcamp.com 

Instagram - www.instagram.com/polygonhorizon

Episode X

The Discovery

Polygon Horizon - The Discovery [FREE DOWNLOAD]

CULT|URES

Polygon Horizon feat. Jay Bracewell - CULT|URES [FREE DOWNLOAD]

Writing: Chris, https://soundcloud.com/jay-bracewell (additional guitars)
Mixing: Chris
Mastering: Stemage

Download the track for free:
https://chiptuneswin.bandcamp.com/album/spacetunes-win

Spacetunes = WIN

Pizza Force

Polygon Horizon - Pizza Force [FREE DOWNLOAD]

Good for doing awkward dancing moves. Like I always do. Naked.

Poopmaster - Bits'N'Bites [FREE DOWNLOAD]

FREE DOWNLOAD:

https://starcutter.bandcamp.com/album/kirby-mini-split

Kirby Mini-Split

Boss Fight (Crystal Shards)

Polygon Horizon - Boss Fight (Crystal Shards) [Kirby Cover, FREE DOWNLOAD]

Chip-Metal band from Germany.

Nintendocore | Metalcore | Chiptune (Fakebit)

Former name: Poopmaster

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