Am i the only one who thinks if Emi did the Monokuma voice with the right accent he'd be a good choice to play Meowth from the Pokemon anime? Also this is a good battle!

how am i just listening to this lmao nice job

They did a good monokuma inpression and Im shaking. 

bleh

RoostR's 29th Music project: "Never Enough."
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This is RoostR's 10th written rap album.

Traumatize

⚠️🔥 WARNING 🔥⚠️ Real Truth
Don't let your Pastor 🙉 
Yeshua Prayed 

A History of the Apostasy

The psychotic fatty from South Park, takes on Beach City's champion, in this episode of WCRB.

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CREDITS

► Steven Universe and Peridot, voiced by
 Matthew Thomas (Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons)
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheCRBattles

► Eric Cartman, voiced by 
Mathew Swift

► Announcer, voiced by
Freshy Kanal
https://soundcloud.com/freshy-kanal

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Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Freshy Kanal, Dani Frias, Tv rap battles 

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Edited by
????

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

Lyrics:

Steven: 
This Tiger Millionaire is about to make this fatso pay!
Because I'm a Crystal Gem, and I’m always here to save the day!
This cluster full of cheesy poofs is on the brink of insanity,
I heard that Jennifer Lopez could really come in ‘handy!’
You're just a fat Aquamarine, except more careless and vile!
My good deeds can't compare to your criminal file!
Your show is run-down, while Beach City’s still in business!
Because I got my friends, unlike your taco flavoured kisses!
 
Cartman: 
Your story’s nearly over, Steven, here’s your last hurrah!
Just like Yellow Diamond, RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
It's not very wise for you to fight a raging masochist.
How can you even fight? You’re a mother-to-son pacifist!
Back off, you Crystal Jew, I’ll leave you Fractured But Whole!
If you're half-human, does it mean you only have half a soul?
Watch me spitting hotter, than when Satan came from Hell!
I lost all Faith + One in you, cause how the mighty fell!

Steven: 
Don't talk about my mother, tell that to your ‘fathers!’
This ain’t Casa Bonita, but you can still jump in the water!
This Meat Beat Maniac is just wasting his potential,
The way you treat your friends shows that now you’re completely mental!
Call me Chef, I’m cooking up all the comebacks for this kid,
Your rage can't compare to when Peridot blows her lid!
A show on Comedy Central? He looks more fitting in arts and crafts,
Go back to Cartmanland, and take this ‘coon back to the trash!

Cartman: 
You’re no longer Wanted, Clarence, oh, the irony!
It takes five fucking seasons to unravel your conspiracy.
Better get a Cookie Cat, you've ran out of fuel to fight,
Oh my god! You killed Kenny from your lack of shitty rhymes!
Even Butters makes a better Gem than this star child!
Your fanbase is atrocious, with all your Twitter suicides!
With Ronaldo holding more research, he’d make a better opponent than you!
I’ll take you back to Keystone, and give you bad reviews!

Steven Universe VS Eric Cartman - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One Finale

Freshy Kanal as Raichu
Adam as Jolteon

Raichu:
Let’s start with a Volt Tackle to crack your face in two
I don't need Crunch to show you I’ll Rai-chew right through you!
You’re only useful with an item! Tell me who you think you’re kiddin!
How can you take me on when your own Power’s Hidden?
Even your siblings are envious of my Disarming Voice!
When it comes to Electric types… you’re not my first Choice
Despite the stat distribution when I rap you can’t outspeed this!
Don’t need the HM for Surf, I’m fly with psychokinesis!
With my extra type added, your own stat goes unnoticed
If you think you’re better than me, go and look at the voltage!
While you’re busy placing last with your other eeveelutions
This Sparksurfer will show  proper verbal execution

Jolteon:
I’ll leave ya Paralyzed in fear like a circle of Spearow
Gainst this pokemon that’s wasn’t even chosen for Yellow!
I’ve got the Volt Absorb so I’ll take all your lines 
And I’ll show everyone why I’m the mon that shines!
That’s why I got Black Glasses packed with Shadow Balls 
To shock and out rap masses fast like Thunderbolt!
You won’t find the happiness to evolve to Pikachu
With stats so embarrassing I can’t even look at you
Checking out your movepool makes me think you’re a mistake
It’s no wonder you can’t keep up after all those pancakes!
You can’t Retaliate after I Smash your Z-Crystal
Even without Earthquake your potential’s abysmal!

Raichu:
What a shocking event! Jolteon fails again!
That’s probably why Mikey didn’t pick you in the end!
You think you’re better than me? Just check the dex!
Our voltage suggests that Raichu’s the best
You look spent! I’m Stoked when I’m up against my kin!
I hope your Last Resort is a different way to win!
And if you Endure my lines I’ll be the one that you’re despising
I've naught to say but this - your loss won’t be surprising!

Jolteon:
I own the Thunder Stone, your relevancy’s nearly done!
You only got another form because you're too bland for Gen 1!
Your half brain damaged trainer still wants to keep fighting?
You’ll need a Surge of Rare Candies to match my Lightning!
Your design’s so appalling even Ash never wanted you
Just tell me Hau they made your shiny suck too
Riding the Thunder Wave to victory, just try to match my speed
I’d say we Synchronized, but that implies that you compare to me!

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Raichu vs Jolteon. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #3

Happy Halloween, my fellow Wickedites. Prepare to be frightened as the Ghost with the Most faces off against the dream demon of Gravity Falls, in this special addition of Wicked Crossover Rap Battles.

► Bill Cipher, voiced by
 Mathew Swift

► Beetlejuice, voiced by 
Mancha (UBERocity)
https://www.youtube.com/user/UberFictionBattles

► Scary Terry, voiced by
Brodecai
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC560f1VJg5xNABrlma8y2ZA

Production:

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Tv Rap Battles 

► Beat produced by
Tristan

►Album art, by
Aaron Peters

► Edited by
Mathew Swift

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

WHO WON?
http://www.strawpoll.me/14119215

Lyrics:

Beetlejuice:
Yo, what’s up, Cipher? I’m the Ghost with the Most!
And is it this cheesy Dorito that I really have to roast?
Call my name three times, and I’ll diss him three times.
This overdressed lunatic is wasting my time.
Bill’s Keaton for a beatin’, and I won’t need no sandworm,
We’re gonna have lots of laughs, so no need to squirm!
Your raps are as heinous as a hangman’s noose,
Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.

Bill Cipher:
With one snap of my fingers, this zombie will be burnin’
Compared to Tim’s works, you’re nothing but a Burton.
Possession’s my profession, you're Jared Leto’s Joker,
How can you rap with the voice of a chain smoker?
You'll move into obscurity, just like your 90s series,
This rotted toothed Jim Carrey really can't be serious.
I've seen better character when you're a stop-motion snake,
You'd better call Lydia, cause your streaks about to break! 

Beetlejuice:
It’s show time, Billy, you better start dreamin’
Black, white and a fist will be the last thing you'll be seein’
I've come for your daughter, hold on, make that your lyricist,
You're not the only psychopath, I'm a true masochist.
You're up against this pumpkin king, with tricks up his sleeve,
Illuminati talking trash? That I would believe.
I've been a holiday icon, you're just a one-trick pony,
I'm tellin’ ya, I'm finished with this Mr. Peanut phoney.

Bill Cipher:
You expect me to lose to this Summerween Trickster?
A shake of my hand will help you not become a hipster,
I can summon a sandworm, and watch you get devoured,
Or I could shrink his head, and be done with this coward.
You know I made a deal with you, even when you're dead,
Let's get weird, and I'll be feared by this Walking Dread.
At least I've taken risks and mesmerized Disney,
Beetlejuice (x3), will regret that he ever battled me!

Scary Terry:
Listen here, bitches, have you forgotten me?
I’m the true dream demon, and you two are just parodies!
You both can run, but you both can't hide,
Let's make things easier, bitch, just close your one eye.
I'm a Nightmare in Oregon, a mystery, you know me!
Hand me the mic, bitch, I've invented Scary-oke,
Me against a kindergarten toy is obscene,
Looks like I'm the dominant demon, this Halloween!

And you, Beetlebitch, your victories are varied,
Isn't that a pre-teen, that you almost married?
Your pop-cultured nonsense can only get you so far, bitch!
Come out, come out, wherever you are, bitch!
I'm not sure why you exist, it's beyond comprehension.
This “ghost with the most” should go back to his own Dimension.
Now listen good, bitches, this is my domain, son.
But in this verbal beatdown, I'd rather face Jason!

Beetlejuice VS Bill Cipher - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Halloween 2017 Special

Mathematical! A new WCRB battle is out today. The adventurous duo, Finn and Jake, take on a new challenge as they face Sans and Papyrus.

P.S: This is, imo, my best written battle.
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CREDITS

► Sans, voiced by 
Mancha (UBERocity)
https://www.youtube.com/user/UberFictionBattles

► Papyrus and Finn the Human, voiced by
Mathew Swift

► Jake the Dog, voiced by 
Metalfire
https://soundcloud.com/metalfire-2

► Announcer, played by
Freshy Kanal/Dustin
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLjRiychUaaCU0uJTYDUYA
__________________________________________________

Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift

► Beat produced by
Beatg33kz and Tristan

► Edited by
Mathew Swift

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

WHO WON?
http://www.strawpoll.me/14341116
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Lyrics:

Papyrus:
Halt, intruders! I, the Great Papyrus, will defeat you!
And my heroic deeds will be heard across the Land of Ooo,
I cook rhymes like spaghetti, these intruders aren’t ready
For my puzzling maze of traps that’ll leave you for dead, see?
It must be lonely, where Diet Doggo’s your only friend.
I’d say you're Finn-ished, but your name literally means The End!
My quirky personality is another thing you lack,
And I’ll hunt down this rat pack, on this track, with my special attack!

Finn the Human:
Shut your glob, Snapdragon, no-one wants to take your place!
This bonehead cried for help, but too bad, nobody came!
You live in the Underground, while me and Jake are Earthbound,
With my Demon Sword in hand, I will genocide you to the ground!
This Banana-Guard wannabe is looking for a new position,
You only have burned pasta to face the opposition?
At least I can take a hit, unlike this Kreeper from the Crypt,
I shall grant thee clemency, if you do the splits!

Sans:
Do the splits? Kid, the only thing splitting is your blade, son.
It’s the end of your Adventure, Time to get dunked on!
All the Little People think your show is been there, done that,
There’s not much to your Chara-cter, yet you face me on this track?
Not sure if I should trust a dog, with his Lady Rainicorn,
I know you’re not a brony, but don’t you wanna “clop” that horn?
In an alternate timeline, I’d rather face the Ice King,
Though I would rather roast you, but Phoebe did it for me.

Jake the Dog:
Such big mouths from a pair of Spooky Scary Skeletons,
When it comes to fighting monsters, me and Finn already Mett-a-Ton!
Sans, your time is over, your popularity died!
This rap battle is Card Wars, you’re the dweeb, I’m the Cool Guy!
And Papyrus, sorry, man, but you ain’t at Tier 2!
Looks like these Grimm-ly Brothers bit off more than I can chew!
Can this egotistical bonebag make disses that are mathematical?
You remind me of Lemongrab, cause your fandom’s unacceptable!

Finn and Jake VS Sans and Papyrus - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season Two Premiere

Reuploading the old ARB's! The first really good one

In this ARB, we have the world's top detective, L, going up against the forced investigator and lucky student of Hope's Peak Academy, Makoto Naegi, squaring off in a battle of the greatest case-solvers in a context of death.

Lyrics :

L: 
Students, take a seat. This outta be a crushing execution :
To take the cake I'll break this head without hesitation
Observin’ Naegi, Ultimate Nobody, probably Kira
Pulling the trigger myself, no other in the game spits iller
Amateur ! take your leetspeak back in the playground
Step into the big leagues, like Fukawa, you’ll fall down
In you, I see 1% of guts, 99% of piss,
So try to diss and way more than your life will be at risk

Naegi:
*shot fired* You got that wrong ! My hope for the future’s strong !
So sing along, boring monotone, as I tune up your song !
My punchlines hit so fast, your heart will stop, be careful,
Or the top detective’s gonna lose again to High-School level !
I distrust a lusty butt toucher, kinky for handcuffs, disgusting !
Sadistic fuck filthier than Kira, let's just bust him !
You're grounded so answer me before this gets lamer,
Which task force here actually catched a serial killer ?

L, Mello and Near:
Ooh, shots fired, loser ! What's scary in a fashion queen ?
Raps that’s more crap than your animation, go back to your PSP screen,
Cause with chocolate-sweet flow L's legacy will take you outta the picture,
Close this case and your school, blast you away like its headmaster!
Wanna take me down, little girl? don't hope too much
You'll need a deus ex machina to get this legend touched!
But you'll die out, like your daddy, your mommy, your best friends,
And the whole world of which you're delaying the end !
This world, we change it ! You just bother with your clothes...
Jerking off to a dead girl before playing the Ace Attorney clone?
Just one mistake, you'll lose, cuz your talents were kidnapped,
Watari, we're off, we've left marks this kid won't ever forget.

Naegi, Kyoko and Togami:
Autistic orphan trash, if you leave, for God's sake, take a shower...
Yeah, you’ve blown it, burnt yourselves, so competing ? Don't bother...
Get your clones together, use your power to think, then you'll feel blue
When resourceless teens solve the puzzle to prove they're more valuable than you!
So here comes mankind's future ! Mutually killing it to reign supreme !
Clairvoyant ! At ease with flows ! We founded the perfect tag team !
A gift from above, so let’s rap ! The best weapon is in the end of this pen ! (achoo)
We've rung some bells, IT'S THE END OF THE LAST THREE PANDA-MEN !
"Gothic Batman", we don't need your name, after we've flowed,
Monokuma’s gonna load you of your sweets till you explode !
And while we mourn the death of your crushed-down network,
Our footsteps on your grave is all that's left of your work!

Emo Owl as L
Dusk as Makoto Naegi
Frenzy as M
VinnyO as N
MetalFire as Byakuya Togami
Leannaire as Kyoko Kirigiri

L Vs Makoto Naegi - Anime Rap Battles #3

Avav as Dark Samus
Boris as Shadow the Hedgehog

Beat produced by Anywaywell

Written by Neo/Jack

Dark Samus:
Scanning lifeform. A hedgehog, but not one seen before
There's far too many edges. Hold on. There's more. 
Amnesia. Swearing. Guns and bad attitude.
You're an artifact from the 2000’s trying to be crude
You corrupted your franchise, from what I can see.
Got so many characters, I can't tell which ones are OCs
You rose to fame, a hero to every teenage boy.
But chaos control or not, you'll get verbally destroyed.
Built to cure disease, but can't fix your sick in the head fans
Blast a plasma ring in you. Leave nothing left to scan.
The biggest disaster you've been apart of since 06
You can call me Maria, ‘cause my lines are sick.

Shadow the Hedgehog:
Hmph. Alright Venom. Wanna talk ‘bout being past your Prime?
You haven't had a real game since the Wii, get with the times
The age of isolation and bland expiration’s passed
You wanna be popular now? Ya gotta go fast!
It’s no use! I'll wipe you out with a Sonic Boom,
Even Metal Sonic has more personality than you.
I'm on more screens than Kraid! Phazon fakers don’t phase me
You got rehashed in Fusion. Talk about lazy.
The Federation Force is more enjoyable than you.
A toxic copy, without the appeal of the zero-suit
You tried to spark hope, force yourself back into people's minds
But now the Echoes are “Where's that DAMN fourth Metroid Prime?”

Shadow the Hedgehog vs Dark Samus - Rap Battle Side B

Sorry about Sayori vs Seiko, it was deleted by Monika, so I'll have to remake it all over again.

Avav as Yuri
Jxnny as Kotonoha Katsura

Yuri:
My poetry’s effulgent; freehand damagrafik magic
Ghost Under The Light’s possessive of your demographic’s addicts
Bookmarks, not bruises, I’m reserved, quiet, reclusive!
Though, I can’t hold back now… I’m bout to be abusive!
But aren’t you used to it? Little miss submissive cuck slut?
Take your problems by the head and take the top off! T h a t ’ s  f u c k e d  u p !
As for my verse, its Wheel turns, like those seven holy stakes
But you’re too hung up on yourself: Cross Days!
Kotonoha:
Now miss, I don’t mean to bust your back like how your bod is
But I’m the goddess you should worship, and that’s being modest
Lusting over Bavarois boytoys, giving your own peers hate
And like your namesake, you couldn’t even play it straight
Planting a Garden of Words of which I’ll nurture to beat ya
A joke lost in translation. Kotonoha no Niwa
I’m not half the monster you are, but you’ve really pushed my buttons
So unlike Sayori, keep them shut and just stick to the cuttin’!
Yuri:
(note she makes weird noises throughout this verse, breathing, moaning, sharp inhaling)
Going eye to Eye? This girl I’ll Mark-ov. I’ll show her.
Cut her? B U T  I  B A R E L Y  K O T O N O H A
...sorry, did I yell? THEN I’VE GOTTA MAKE A LOUDER SOUND
HER THIRD EYE STARES DAGGERS A S  M Y  H E A R T  P O U N D S
*stabs herself*
Kotonoha:
The dirty work was your deed; win’s like Makoto: in the bag
But you have the cutting edge..! -In being an obsessive hag
I’ve got it on tape; no self-insert penned in your vestibule
At least my School Days didn’t end before the festival.
Written by el Skepe and Legion with additional help from Zim (a bit)

Yuri vs Kotonoha Katsura - Rap Battle #?

Danganronpa VS Homestuck

Rosalynn Leigh as Monokuma
SkeepTieel as Caliborn

Monokuma:
Welcome to Monokuma Theater! Now let’s begin Act One!
Hopefully this bout won’t end in you asking me for some smut
I’m the mascot of Despair! You’re a misogynist blowhard
The only place this snake belongs is on a Valentines Card!
This freaky geek’s Deviant Art is something I’d love to avoid!
It all comes a little bit too close to X-rated X-ploits
I can tell you’re green with envy just wishing you could spit iller
But the Ultimate Unlucky Student is hardly even a Zodiac Killer!

Caliborn:
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? A TEDDY BEAR THINKS HE’S FEROCIOUS?
THE MOST YOU’D LEAVE ME WITH’S A SORE THROAT; MONOKUNUCLEOSIS!
YOU’RE MONOTONE, MONOCHROME, MORE BLACK AND WHITE THAN JACK NOIR
BUT TO BE THE ULTIMATE RAPPER, YOU AREN’T CALI-BORN!
I’LL PLAY YOU LIKE A CALLIOPE, YOU’VE MADE ME FAR BEYOND PISSED
THIS TIME LORD’S TIME BORED WHEN LISTENING TO A RETARD DISS
WHEN I CLUB YOU LIKE A TROLL YOU’LL FIND OUT I’M YOUR FATED NEMESIS
THIS DIRTY PLUSHY PROVES TO ME DESPAIR’S JUST ONE OF HIS FETISHES

Monokuma:
That’s all you could muster!? Looks like you’ve got no motivation
But that doesn’t mean that I won’t execute this misanthrope
Your “masterpiece” of a verse was even worse than your claymation
How can you beat Despair when you can’t even best Hope?

Caliborn:
YOUR UNBEARABLE VERSES CAN’T SCHOOL ME, THEY’RE UNPASSABLE
YOU’D NEVER BEAT THIS LORD OF ENGLISH AS YOUR DUBS ARE SIMPLY LAUGHABLE
WHEN I SEE MOLES, I WACOM! THIS IS THE CONCLUSION OF YOUR HISTORY
NOT EVEN A 413 IS AS HIDDEN AS YOUR VICTORY
YOU CAN’T STAND AGAINST MY UNDYINGUM-BARRAGE
WITH A FLOW BROKEN AS WHEN YOU WERE SABOTAGED
WHEN MY GUN’S LOCKED AND LOADED YOU’LL MEET YOUR DEFEAT
AS I’M INDESTRUCTIBLE WHEN I GO JUJU ON THAT BEAT
TOSS YOU INTO THE TRASH, YOU’RE NOTHING BUT JUNK-O
CALLING MY VERSES SHIT? ALL THIS HOMO DOES IS SUCK THOUGH
I’VE A LEG UP IN BATTLE, AS MY WORDS ARE PURE GOLD
YOUR LOSS IS ETERNAL; AND THESE QUIPS WERE SERVED COLD

Monokuma:
That jig was hardly lively, your whole verse was a puzzle
Can't stop or top this bear when truth is flowing from my muzzle
But I think I might fall asleep from your comic’s monotony
Just hurry up and make like Sakura so I can punish Monomi!
I’m a Monobeast on this track while you go softer than Felt
As your candy corn disses could never pierce my pelt!
You won’t be rapping much longer, as your fate has been uncovered
Ding dong, everyone! A new body has been discovered!

Written by Vivian, AaronGPeters, and Rosalynn Leigh
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Produced by Kustom
Cover Art by AaronGPeters

Monokuma VS Caliborn | RAP BATTLE!

Gorillaz VS Homestuck

Watch the video release here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2E7UoyNfng

hee hee hee :)

Nekomancer as 2-D
Mancha as Sollux Captor

Sollux Captor:
the2e humanz call them2elve2 goriillaz? now what 2en2e doe2 that make
but who care2, there’2 no way you’ll wiin wiith paper for braiin2
kiidnapped every other week, no wonder your liife’2 lamentable
you thiink you’re meteor than me? you were liiterally a vegetable
you can’t 2urviive my optiic bla2t. thii2 2tu-pot ii2 2tupiid!
leave you wiith three dent2 iin your head once ii’m through wiith you, kiid!
from the voiice2 ii hear ii know that your death ii2 comiing
waiit...whiite eye2? 2hiit, are you already dead or 2omethiing?

2-D:
The sky’s falling Captor, drop out of this ‘fore it crash
Must be a Ghost Rapper with those unlively lines you spat
Trying to get through your slog of a story is hardly fun
It’s just a Sex Murder Party starring Kids With Guns
I’ll win this in a Blur, this beekeeper can’t throwdown
You’re blinded to the fact that your Last Frontier is Now Now
Program raps all you want, it’ll end just the same
‘Cause in this Game of Death you’ll be KO’d again

Written by Vivian
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Produced by Kustom

2-D VS Sollux Captor | RAP BATTLE!

Sonic:
Just look at our order, you’re already in last!
Gageler got elected? We gotta go. Fast.
You’re a faker with no speed, seriously, get some speed
You could take a lesson from Tails, and he’s the color of pee
You’ll soon be dead like Maria, and then you’ll be gone!
HOLLYWOOD LEGEND BEATS DOT COM
You’re like the sonic thot - you’re not very very cool
Teachers should be armed with your video game during school

Shadow:
Hello yes I’d like some onion rings and a slushie
Could you put some extra whipped cream on that for me?
Shit, the price was 99 cents
Now I don’t even have enough to pay the rent
VICTORY ROYALE! bro, pass the Mountain Dew! . 
Live action? I can’t believe what you’ve Para-mounted to
Now where’s that FUCKIN Chaos Emerald, dummy
I think the modern simpsons is legitimately funny

Super Sonic:
NOW I’LL SHOW YOU! I’ve got the cash
It’s time now for the 900th rehash!
Sonic’s the game, speed’s my name
I have dyslexia, you’re about to get nae-naed
All I need is weed to smoke ya
You call yourself Shadow? More like the toker
Obama called, he said you’re a goon
Hey I guess at least I didnt PISS ON THE MOON

Super Shadow:
Hey Sonic, something came in the mail for you today.
Can you Sonic-CDeez nuts? What are you, gay?
Call me Omega because I have no emotions
Call me Eggman because I just lied about my emotions
Call me Jet the Hawk because I’m green with envy
Call me the Shadow The Edgehog, fucking end me
Call me Sonic because I would never hang out with Amy
You will never get a girlfriend, so Call Me Maybe

Silver:
Do not, stop in place during a loop de loop
Do not, mash A during a loading screen
Do not, ever play this giant piece of poop
I’d rather play Eggman’s Mean Bean Machine
I don’t think even our fanbase could quench your thirst
You two should be named Silver, I’m the one in first
Shadow your game sucks, just a sheet of muck!
Sonic you said it yourself, Shadow’s just a cuck
Swallow some Tide Pods: time to do laundry, suckers
Separate the sonic whites from the sonic colors
Sonic I know why it looks like you’re out of the loop 
You have to be male to be in the Blue Man Group!

Sonichu:
You may have thought you were alone, but get a Pika this
I'll leave sonic flat and red like his sneakas, bitch
It’s a trial by thunder and you’re getting shocked
Ripping your server apart, block by block
Silver your name’s synonymous with crap
Since your performance is over - you just got the clap
Unlike kissing girls, fighting me is bad for Sonic’s health
I hope I’m not too To-biased when I say: you just blue yourself

Coldsteel:
Heh… Nothing personnel, kid.
It’s the final battel I’m fucken killing this little stupid maggot
Sonichu, everyone knows you're a fucking scammer *ring noise*
That's your hoe calling me from two different phones
I got one for the bros.. and the other one for the blows
I lost my ear in battle so please leave me the fuck alone
Turned Sonic to a ghost. he’s not scary. THE MOST
Shadow I made your chick go batty, her purple’s pretty cool
Fuck Adam….? NO FUCK POOL
Spitting fire like I’m Blaze, I’m amazed you could catch up to me 
Earrings aren’t girly, khaoskid663
I’m just an emo boy, nothing but pain in my core
Copyright blood_skull_boi84!

Mancha as Sonic
Jacob G as Shadow
Adam as Silver
Kamren as Sonichu
Hippie Rat as Coldsteel

Mega Hyper Rap Battles

Sonic vs Shadow. Mega Hyper Rap Battles #4

For a Spinearl Heathers AU I came up with for a Discord server I'm in, here's just a demo of it

(DEMO) Seventeen - Spinearl Cover

Homestuck VS JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

this is a jojo battle not a homestuck battle

reilgun as Vriska Serket
Alex as Giorno Giovanna

Giorno Giovanna:
Buon giorno, miss Serket. I hope that you’ll indulge me
Because I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream
That I’ll leave a genocidal bitch more broken than her home
So keep on spewin’ your “8luh 8luh”, I’ll spit raps with Passione!
This Moody Blueblood thinks she can’t be beat, but defeating you’s a Little Feat
You’re a brittle geek roleplaying all day. It’s no surprise your spittle’s weak
This King could paint you Crimson, no amount of luck could stop me
‘Cuz I’ll be zipping your mouth shut without help from Bucciarati

Vriska Serket:
I was trying to go and FLARP, dude! *sigh* Guess I’ll rap though
Since this mafia 8oss twink’s less of a threat than his french Tavros!
Your verse was nothing 8ut torture, more than Narancia’s favorite song
When it comes to dropping sick fires, Vriska did nothing wrong!
No need for a punching ghost, my army of them is 8etter
Your goal’s to keep drugs off the streets? You’re just a radical D8RE mem8er!
I’d love to keep this Clash going 8uuuuuuuut I’m getting pretty 8ored so
I’ll leave you like Megido……..Arrived8rci, Giorno!

Giorno Giovanna:
Is this the second time something’s blown up in your face, Vriska?
Cause all your shots are coming back to hit you like you’re Mista
I get your mom’s a bitch and all, but you should really face it:
You’re just using her as an excuse to keep kinning a rapist
You’re tarnished by your fandom, turned to nothing but a bitter Sans
But somehow you’re even more of a nuisance than your Twitter stans
This Vriscourse is needless, there’s only one thing to be spoken
All I need is parentheses to leave a Serket broken

Vriska Serket:
Shut the f8ck up!!!!!!!! Your ass wouldn’t last a sweep in my shoes
“Ohhh, I didn’t know my dad”, at least he didn’t a8use y8u!!!!!!!!
I sw8ar to gog, I’ll fill your 8ody with more holes than your h8ir and then
I’ll t8ke a pic of your fucking corpse and upload it to Vriskagram!!!!!!!!
Now that I’ve vented, I gotta ask a question:
Where the fuck were you in Florida when Pucci achieved Heaven????????
I’m done with this clown, I’ve crushed his nuts harder than M8ryam
You’ve 8een killed 8y 8r8k spider without a chance for a requiem

Written by Vivian
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Produced by Kustom
Cover Art by worms

Vriska Serket VS Giorno Giovanna | RAP BATTLE!

I might completely remake this battle and release it in the future, but this is the second complete redo I've done of this project and it just seems like a lost cause at this point. Also, I'm kinda sick of anime battles after working on Ika vs Inkling. If I do decide to give this battle another shot I will take this upload down, but since the next full audio of AvA will come out on Rap Battle Day (June 1st), here's some scrapped content to tide you over for this month.

If you haven't played VVVVVV, you should. It's cheap and very fun.

Eddiefrb as Captain Viridian
M0MORI? as Ochaco Uraraka (NOT RECORDED)

CAPTAIN VIRIDIAN:
This is your captain rapping - i’m here to test you, it’s crunch time
Let’s see if your martial arts training helps you out with punchlines
You’re not in touch with the world, no wonder you’re such an airhead
Repeat the Festival with a performance poorer than your parents
Because i’ll give you the finger, gravity’s not all that i’m flippin’
You elephant! Your dimensions are interfering my mission
You’ll find that this league of Villis threaten you more than the Villains
Your true potential’s hidden, harder to access than a trinket
Grew up impoverished and seeing my power, you’re gonna black out in fear and then cower
Smells like the only kind of bathing that you could afford is a Meteor Shower!
I’ve been going strong for a decade - your manga ain’t even full
So as the gravitational girl, lets see what kind of stunt you can pull

OCHACO URARAKA:
You flipped the gravity of this battle with that silly verse
Prepare to get flamed from these burns as you’re crashing back down to Earth
You’re nothing but a Stain on indie gaming, all you did was hurt Steam
It’s time a hero cuffs this space cadet like I did Thirteen
This rap’s out of the park, it’s stronger than a Home Run Comet
My series’ fame still skyrockets, yours dropped so fast, I would vomit
And filling my parent’s wallets may be my main motivation
But at least my price didn’t drop 10 dollars due to complaining

CAPTAIN VIRIDIAN:
That way at least you could afford it - My community ain’t staying dormant
When I took a look at your fanbase I wanted to be sent back into orbit
My team’s on a mission - You’re just a bunch of wannabe hero jerks
The only time someone would put their hands together for you is using your quirk

OCHACO URARAKA:
Oh please, Your colourful crew is just something i’d vomit up
You’d break down in a hero’s atmosphere like a comet does
Wait, I already used that rhyme scheme… well, whatever
It didn’t seem to bother the designer of all your levels (ohhh)
I’ll use my training to fire lyrical bullets at you - Gunhead
You endanger your crew - without me, Izuku would end up dead
And judging by the name of your game it seems sure
The only one sleeping on you is your creator on the keyboard

Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Atomic Beats
Written by Eddiefrb
Cover Art by Eddiefrb

(SCRAPPED FLOW TEST) Ochaco Uraraka vs VVVVVV - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

Danganronpa VS Harry Potter

epic twink battles of history

Light as Byakuya Togami
F00PZ as Draco Malfoy

Draco Malfoy:
I’m against you? Please, your kind is beneath me
You only pack empty threats, beating you should be easy
With my pure-blood flow and venomous spit
You’ll find I’m not very keen to stuck-up four-eyed twits
Treat this duel like a breakfast meeting, don’t show up
‘Cause with my excellent rhymes I’ll easily win the house cup
Trained in Occlumency, no way you’ll get inside my mind
You’ll find that it's sealed even tighter than your behind

Byakuya Togami:
This brat wants to Showdown? Then it’s time for my Rebuttal
How will your parents feel when they find out you’re beaten by a muggle?
Say another word and I’ll have Draco Malformed
Leave you spilling more blood than a Unicorn
The Affluent Progeny spits Fyre, you Fiend
What you spit makes your verse a disturbing crime scene
One insult goes your way and you whine to your father?
It’s clear now. In rap you’re just the Ultimate Imposter

Draco Malfoy:
Did you get your lines from Zonko’s? Because that left me wheezing
The heir to the Togamis still spits poorer than the Weasleys
So I heard your words, and while you Babbled and Cursed
This pro Seeker couldn’t find a golden line in your verse
So step down from the perfect prefect of Slytherin
You’re just a victim of a psychopath who wishes you would slither in
I’ll get the Ministry to bring a Forced Shutdown on your academy
So now it seems I’ve brought the end to the Togami family

Byakuya Togami:
This snotty human filth still wants to end my reign?
Bathe in bleach before you dare approach me again!
Hating Potter for 8 years? Not even Fukawa’s as adamant
Crushing you with ease, you’ve stepped into the wrong cabinet
Here’s a lesson: Byakuya-sama’s God on the track
Forfeit now or have your win Genocide Jacked
So here’s my Proclamation, I’ll succeed in Domination
Now I’ve dumped you where you belong, Human★Disqualification

Written by Vivian and R the Writer
Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Produced by Kustom
Cover Art by Dani Frias

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