water,, ice
big drip,, spice
my life the roll of a dice
and no bitch i dont check the price
(x2)


bitch you know im vegan woah
hold bitcoin i see the dough
thats ur girl man she's a hoe
why this girl stay fiending tho
my girl lean i beat it no
touch my dick and see it grow
arch her back and she's a pro
shake my head and see it snow 


water,, ice
big drip,, spice
my life the roll of a dice
and no bitch i dont check the price
(x2)


you know i cant even wife hoes tho
i fuck on that bitch and say ho-ho
fuck out my life u a bozo
her pussy extinct n its like a do-do
caught her ass sniffing that coke tho
whip out my gadget like go -go 
look in my pants im like oh no
and no i dont dress like a hobo

water,, ice
big drip,, spice
my life the roll of a dice
and no bitch i dont check the price

Water (prod. lockage)

(FUCK)i just farted 
but why is there shit in my ass
my dick uncharted
and my life is moving too fast
my shit departed
my asshole is ready to blast
did you know im retarded?
but im tryna find out who asked

1500 on the dash 
shit comes out yh thats a flash 
explore the world like i was ash (aye)
all my diamonds make a splash 

stupid bitch dont know her maths
stook a finger up my ass
imma go straight to the past 
erase the shit that made me crash

bitch i need to fucking wipe
see an opp an its on sight 
smelly pussy i just might
bust my nut and take a life

my dick see it bends right
she just showed to the light
take a neel cuz im a knight
sippin on that purple sprite

memory hazy 
im feelin good lately
my dick be lazy
shit myself daily

I Just Farted (prod. lockage)

BITCH MY DICK STINKS
BITCH MY DICK STINKS
BITCH MY DICK STINKS
WHY DOES IT SMELL

YEAH IT BE SMELLY
CANT WAIT TILL YOU SEE MY ASS ON TELLY
POOPDEMON WHY U SO EDGY
IM RATED R BUT IM NOT KELLY

SOMEBODY WASH IT
BLAST OFF LIKE IM TEAM ROCKET
CRUSHIN HIS ASS AND ITS ALL IN THE MOSHPIT
WHY SHE SAY STOP IT
SMEGA ALL IN MY POCKET
WASH YOUR DICK BUT I FORGOT IT
IM BOUT TO FLY AND IM FEELING LIKE HOPPIP

BITCH MY DICK STINKS
BITCH MY DICK STINKS
BITCH MY DICK STINKS

IT SMELL LIKE FISH
I NUT IN THE BOWL, CALL THAT A SWISH
NO MORE SMEG, THAT IS MY WISH
HER VAGINA THATS A RISK

BITCH MY DICK STINKS
BITCH MY DICK STINKS


WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HELP AT
HER PUSSY THATS A HELLCAT
SMEG IN MY HAND BITCH I HELD THAT
WHY AM I THE ONE SHE FUCKING YELLED AT

IT STINKS SO FUCKING BAD
I CANT PLEASE MY GIRL AND IT MAKES ME FUCKIGN SAD
I COULDVE GIVE HER THE THINGS I ALWAYS HAD
SHOUTOUT JOHNNY LIKE WHERES YOUR FUCKING DAD

I GOT THE CHEESE ITS NOT FROMA COW
STAY IN THE PRESENT LIKE THIS IS THE NOW
I PULLED MY DICK BACK, AND I ALWAYS SAY OW
WHEN MY DICK DONT SMELL I SAY WOW

I GOT DICK CHEESE
ITS NOT A DISEASE
GOT MY BRO ON HIS KNEES
OPEN WIDE HE SAY YES PLEASE

My Dick Stinks (prod. Timpani beatz)

Im outside tesco's 
with samson coschia 
im boutta clash the clan
and your boy is a hopper
not with the NLE
sure got a choppa
she from the states, i call it football
she call it soccer
Im bout to rock her (voice crack)
Im not a fucker
23's my year, im bouta blow
im bouta prosper
swear i got hotter
spells like a potter
no wonder why she fishy
she move like an otter

today im moving strong see in the past this man was weak
Modern women so entitled like the fucking cheek
Im not talking snapchat in my pants see theres a streak
eating all my veggies why the fuck is there a leek
Im not talking pokemon, my bars i rotom-heat
You be on her socials begging tryna see her feet
moving like a conduit, but where the fuck is zeke
"My body count is half my age", you for the fucking streets

Im outside tesco's 
with samson coschia 
im boutta clash the clan
and your boy is a hopper
not with the NLE
sure got a choppa
she from the states, i call it football
she call it soccer
Im bout to rock her(rock ha)
Im not a fucker
23's my year, im bouta blow
im bouta prosper
swear i got hotter
spells like a potter
no wonder why she fishy
she move like an otter


this meal deal fucking bussin, bro this shit fucking fire
all my ninjas eat organic we dont fucking tire
she all the way from chesterfield she on my fucking spire
my broski with the voice i told him join the fucking choir
She acting like a model i extruded her in Maya
double digit body count her pussy expired
we aint playing dota but her life is looking Dire
she stacking useless bodies, moving like harry maguire

Im Outside Tesco's (prod.Jalenrekt)

my asshole stinks
shit on my body is one of my kinks
slurpup my piss and its all that she drinks
wheres is the paper its all that she thinks
cuz my asshole stinks

streaks in my pants and im not talking snapchat
shit in my hands and see im finna clapthat
iam  a furry and shit in her catflap
throwing my shit up like u finna havethat

throwing my shit up and she so acting coo-coo
bitch shut the fuck up and come taste my doo-doo
suckin her titties n she say moo-moo
my girl a pshycic, i call her mewtwo

look at my rolex and its time to wipe
call me the plumber i lay down the pipe
poopdemon returning and i see the hype
shit on my chest and its all that i like

meditate all of my problems away (wait)
niggas know i am the king of poop , i take a shower, like 3 times a day
okayy???

my asshpole stinks
shit on my body is one of my kinks
slurp up my piss and its all that she drinks
wheres is the paper its all that she thinks
cuz my asshole stinks

*bruh moment*

shit out my asshole n see it departed
Im mentally stable and semi retarded
might just rap normal like what have i started
I just farted

poopdemon swag lord u know im so goated
let out some gass my asshole exploded
gettin this money like im so devoted
my asshole a virus i shit out covid

Im on the toilet i cannot rush
i clogged da toilet it cannot flush
I eat her pussy  now she got thrush
I eat no fibre my poop like slush

Lasted 6 seconds, she called me a viner
i like her discharge, from her vagina
she got no credit, she coming from china
Not talking minecraft, but she is a miner/minor(CANCELLLEDDDDDDDDD)

My Asshole Stinks (prod.nodslie)

Shat on chest n then sucked on her boobies 
piss in my mouth n it shine like a ruby
up in my ass and know no one can do me
eating her farts and i know it be fruity
shit in her bed she be acting so moody
bumping my shit and its all in her booty
eating my dick and she eat like a newbie
now eat my shit or i'll whip out the uzi
x2

niggas talk shit they be talkin *inaudible* and they fall on deaf ears i be spitting the heat
cant wait for the day to pretend that im gay i be tricking your girl into sucking my meat
i be clapping her pussy, u know from the back then told her to lay down i came on her feet
she claim she was poor put her ass to the floor i cant fuck her no more she belong to the streets

sipping on bombay
cant wait to be ok
everyday i pray
i dont know what theyll say
still waiting for the day 
that i come out as gay (HUH)

Shat on chest n then sucked on her boobies 
piss in my mouth n it shine like a ruby
up in my ass and know no one can do me
eating her farts and i know it be fruity
shit in her bed she be acting so moody
bumping my shit and its all in her booty
eating my dick and she eat like a newbie
now eat my shit or i'll whip out the uzi
x2

Shat on her chest (prod. fly rice beats)

i got the sauce!!    No ketchup
levelling high, (woah)  and you better catch up
i found my purpose!! (hey),   and i can not let up
she'aint in my life !!  and no im not messed up

she was my best fuck
i wish her best luck
an ex is an ex forgive and forget, so now i can rest up
i know she been thinking
to quick to start drinking
why the fuck is she blowing my phone like baby no we aint linking

bitch i be saucy like mayonaise
boosting my fire like imin blaze
all in my head n it was a maze
following trends just for the craze
slutty behaviour nits not a phase
she built like medusa she come with the gaze
shit i be grinding n i need a raise
she playing hard but no i dont chase


i got the sauce!!    No ketchup
levelling high, (woah)  and you better catch up
i found my purpose!! (hey),   and i can not let up
she'aint in my life !!  and no im not messed up

i train anabolic im a sauce-o-holic,
i was a simp and i had to stop it
you got her number and then you flopped it
the sauce god here would have fucking cropped it
she acting so modest and i just marked it
your mum had you and she defo dropped it
we had beef and then we squashed it
she putting on make up but girl your not it


she on the side like my sauce
she on all 4's like a horse
this is the last time im gonna get salty relationship it ran its course
im not even SICK,but im throwing up gang signs
watch where your steppin bro she is a landmine
i am exhausted its not even halftime

I love my salad like caesar
Im tryna to read her deminar
im cold with the bars and be saucing the flow like bitch i was born in the freezer
super saiyan like i am vegeta
i do the dash i dont need her 
poopdemon hot and be dripping in sauce cuz bro he withstanding this heater

No Ketchup (prod.imperial)

im not a pedo but 16's legal
she got hella ass like thank god your leggings see through
im high up in the sky shitting on you im a seagull
she asked ab my dick size i said it isnt lethal

Fuck bill gates but my dicks on microsoft
i raped her she likes me not
i raped her she hides a lot
she 16 she still got spots
she 16 so ride this cock
hawk tuah and then the gawk
how u learned to give this top

i remember i was short in year 7
only fw girls that are in the year 11
baby girl dont be scared like why u fucking sweating
Lord forgive me for my sins, im still tryna get to heaven


16 year olds you know that i tap thoes
scrolling on tiktok u know that im following jacknows
shehes a nonce we back bro's
you know we dont fuck with black girls
been there before you know how that goes

washed my dick its still not clean
snort some coke feel like charlie sheen
i just took her v card why she kinda mean
she asked my who goat is i said jeffery epstein

thats my crush she just hit puberty
stupid bitch she schooling me
my dicks smells like usually
tell me why she using me

poopdemon goes crazy bitch i know that i can rap
we aint watching dora when i say that im the MAP
i know she turned legal yeah cuz she just got the GYATT
poopdemon takes massive shits look at this fucking stack
my bro playing clash of clans we on full attack
i just broke her spine and came on her fucking back

im not a pedo but 16's legal
she got hella ass like thank god your leggings see through
im high up in the sky shitting on you im a seagull
she asked ab my dick size i said it isnt lethal

She think i fucking smell, im the poo-h aint talking winnie
Bitch go eat some calories she looking kinda skinny
she wanna eat my nob cheese, need a mouse like wheres my minnie
She said yes to my party invite I FEEL LIKE IM P DIDDY



***THIS IS FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY AND IS A JOKE***

Im not a P*do (prod. dom kennet)

Im the poop demon
your girl sucked my semen
your dads boobs i feel them
all my clothes yellow they call me the bee man
Im the poop demon
im the poop demon
im the poop demon (x2)

I beat up a duck
I shat on her foot
Your girl she a slut
she cant even cook
so i gave her my book
she look like a raccoon  i call her tom nook

I whip out my bible
My senses be tribal
on the top like the eiffel
while im eating my trifle
Jesus the guy that id happily die for
talk shit on god then i'll show you my rifle

Im the poop demon
your girl sucked my semen
your dads boobs i feel them

Im the poop demon
im the poop demon

Building poop like im bob
yeah My ass be on throb
shit myself at my job
toilet paper i rob
she got out a bib so i called her a snob
why did she say theres a smell from my nob
the shit went to my penis
it wasnt even the cleanest
you keep this between us
or ill send you to venus
i forced her to feel them
she started to eat them
yeah thats the power OF THE POOP DEMON

Poop Demon (prod. makenobeats)

I just shat my pants
chopper make you do a dance
imma steal your mans 
shittin all on your fucking lands     x2

I just took a massive shit
yh i come with the paper fit
Put my asshole on the bowl
its a boutta fuckin roll
Eat it up with my nose
she said my ice be on that muthafukin froze

Look at my watch  its poop time
rollin in my corsa its hotline
10inch dildo  thats not mine
chonker in the toilet  im not lyin
just took a shit  why i hear sirens?
sent her a nude  why she not replyin?
Fuckit  imma just play fortnite

I just shat my pants
chopper make you do a dance
 Imma steal your mans (we gay)
shittin on all your fucking lands

Raiding tescos for paper
Imma act like a skater
Imma piss then shit later
Eat my ass it dont phase her
Wipe my ass do a favour
its got some spicy flavour
Poop time got no dumb haters

Pooptime (prod. RaeSam)

I heard you was racist
talkin thru ur braces
trip u up on ur laces 
You like this for ages
You gon feel when you face it
You will see when your faded
You gon know when i make it 
(x2)

see my ass getting fatter
my skin getting blacker
she called me a nigger so i had to wack her
stole all her shit you can say that i taxed her
bitch tryna talkshit like black lives dont matter 
she said that pooptime wasnt a banger!!
WHY DID SHE LIE?IS THIS BITCH HIGH?
Pooptime stays on my CV TILL I FUCKING DIE

I heard you was racist
talkin thru ur braces
trip u up on ur laces 
You like this for ages
You gon feel when you face it
You will see when your faded
You gon know when i make it 
(x2)

She called me a coon
so kicked her in her womb 
plus i shat in her room
wired my shit with a bomb it go boom
never be racist again or be doomed

pooped in her room but i know that bitch hurt me
i member once where she called my skin dirty
she drugged me one time my vision be blurry
she made me late for my talk at 3:30

i heard you were racist  (prod. Paryo)

its pooptime the third
i shat on a bird
My shit was absurd
a big fuck off turd
in the bowl yeah i stirred
poop gets on her nerves
i dont think you heard
im a man of his word    (x2)

Your dad is a tart
i caught him cheating
that broke my heart
my shit it depart
eat my shorts like im bart
from my cheeks like a dart
do the dash then i fart

doodoo peepee poopoo
fucked a cow it went moo moo
made her cry she went boo hoo
actin crazy like she kookoo
poop demon the goat
i shat in her throat
i heard she died
murder she wrote

its pooptime the third
i shat on a bird
My shit was absurd
in the bowl yeah i stirred
poop gets on her nerves
i dont think you heard
im a man of his word

shooting arrows like im cupid
emmas fucking stupid 
pass the boof i can do this
ring no caller im like who dis
fucked a girl, his name lewis
i said hello to my new kids
her head black like anubis
shit on her floor im like who missed

bomboclaart
Spread my cheeks apart
Poop then i press restart
you know My shit was art
just made her pussy fart
I know shes not that smart
pooptime will hit the charts
pooptime will hit the charts

its pooptime the third
i shat on a bird
My shit was absurd
in the bowl yeah i stirred
poop gets on her nerves
i dont think you heard
im a man of his word

Pooptime 3 (prod.makenobeats)

cum cum cum cum
One finger in her earlobe and another in her bum
Finger went so far i made her arsehole turn numb
cum cum cum cum
cum cum cum cum  (x2)

Poop demon going global
im grinding stayin hopeful
Cant speak she got her throatful
corona got her noseful

im 20x as horny
my cum comes out all corny
its pending 5gyal orgy
cant wait to tell that story

Been working on my health
by the creed i move in stealth
Not looked at porn forever
just be cumming to myself
Slaving at my job you know im stacking up the shelf
Sold my car aswell you know im doubling my wealth

3k in my pocket
cum shoots just like a rocket
passed him fleshlight
it fit just like a socket

for lunch yh its my dick
One option theres no pick
fat bitch i came so quick
pussy heavy like a brick (?????)

cum cum cum cum
One finger in her earlobe and another in her bum
Finger went so far i made her arsehole turn numb
cum cum cum cum
cum cum cum cum (x2)

put my dick in two buns
stupid bitch just spilled the crumbs
she said look here are your sons
then she smiled and showed her gums

shit myself i need to wipe
Overweight yh thats my type
poop demon building hype
only call if its on skype

i get high; mcdonalds sprite
take the piss out of my height
nut in her eyes , bro i just might
when i cum tho it takes flight

do the dash and fuck your mum
beatin off loosing its fun
i rlly nut 3 times a day
i never see the sun

CUMX4 (prod.DefBeats)

aye aye its pooptime 4
Sorry i cant hold it i just shit right on the floor
When i take a shit its like im working out my core 
Shit green like im shrek but can you do the roar(x2)

war with the cops
hole thru the tops
Using my poop to throw at the opps
Cant help myself if im pooping a lot
My poop was electric and it was hot
shit had a charge, measure in watts
Soundcloud money all on a yacht
Pooping in public i do the squat

I faked being taller cuz i stood on my poop
Stackin all this money i might splash on a coupe
My shit cured a cancer patient might make it a soup
Or it could be icecream like come take a scoop

aye aye its pooptime 4
Sorry i cant hold it i just shit right on the floor
When i take a shit its like im working out my core
Shit green like im shrek but can you do the roar

Pooptime goin GOLD yh bro come see this plaque
Shitting on my throne when my shit touched my sack
swear i clogged the toilet with a 9foot poop stack
My clothes match my poop cuz im dressed in all black

brazy drip like mewtwo
big eyes swear i look like hoothoot
pooptime goin big like who new
who else talkin shit bout poopoo
Shit stinks dont cry like boohoo
throw shit like an ape like OOH OOH (ape noise lol)
Gym time bro mouth like CHUW CHUW

aye aye aye its pooptime 4
last time ill be rapping about poop cuz thats the law
Might just sue the cops cuz i know the fans want more
if they take it down yh we might just go to war

Pooptime 4  (prod.level)

Whole Lotta Autism (prod. waytoolost x Dez Wright)

dont care if ur dripping in prada
i still shit my self im like haw haw
you cant script me you cant predict me
cant crack the code im like java
tryna vibe tonight no drama
spittin flames its like lava
I swear there is a motive tonight 
no im not stepping in baa bar


act your age your not 3 tho
lower yourself and your ego
dont approach me fam im not dio
shes underage your a pedo
10 pound for a key tho
up my weight and my kilos
ur in jail fam your not free tho
your a slag fam bro we know

put my dick in that peephole
she fat looked like cee-lo
might cut my hair and just be bald
diamonds look like they seafoam

long time where u been bro
movin weight im like heave-ho
shut up fam your just below
nut in her eye she cant see tho

poopdemon!

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