a bird is singing in a tree. you need fire wood. 

All I've Got

Little Birds

a customer is yelling at you and you're dissociating 

you're causing a scene at the bar. everyone is used to it 

a stoner realizes something is holding him back 

a corporate stooge rediscovers something in his golden years

a drug addict is trapped in a haunted house during a thunderstorm 

a beautiful woman becomes disillusioned with social media after discovering she's being watched by some unsavory characters

you pick up a pruned flower from the ground.
the flower sucks

what if you were so annoying the Ferryman yelled at you?

I saw a woman crying in an Ikea, so this song goes out to her.

what if you were just a gross little slug. ew gross lol

What if the worst super hero had a theme song?

What if you were gonna jump off a bridge and everyone said "ok..."
The bridge is a metaphor or something

What if your song about your own insignificance used one of the most common tropes in songwriting?

Amatrash Hour Amature Hour Amabadspeller Hour

20 something makes music in his bedroom for other somethings sitting in theirs.

"Wow, that sounds like real music." 
-a review from a friend

