From the new album, "Before the Evening is Over"...
Download for free right here: potatohateexplosion.bandcamp.com/album/be…-is-over

LYRICS -

(Lead guitar (right) performed by Chuggernott) 

Blue to the bone 
I went to church sick and coughed on everything 
Righteous impiety 
I've burnt my inner chapel to nothing 

Every now and then 
I tease my christian friends 
With the slightest hints 
Of satanic irreverence 

Under the blackened sky 
Illuminated by 
The glow of a thousand 
Haunting wax lights 

Mankind has progressed beyond god 
After death we will all simply rot 
No afterlife, no resurrection, let's live it up now 
To the one that burns below we proudly bow 

Gather 'round the fire and drink from the chalice of life

Potato Hate Explosion - Satyrical Ibex Shindig (featuring Chuggernott)

LYRICS -

Land of the free, merchandise so very cheap
Uniforms of blue overthrown, eternal sleep
Lower prices, unlimited vices
500 proud 'muricans, all the doors are locked twice

The only way out is survival
Time to beat some patriotic ass

There's a brawl in electronics and a massacre in frozen foods
Dairy products flying over aisles, you know what to do
Commandeer a wheelchair, load up on baseball bats
Make the fat yokels give chase and wait for the heart attacks

Now it's time to swing that $7.50 graphic tee!

Potato Hate Explosion - Midwestern Walmart Throwdown

http://potatohateexplosion.bandcamp.com/album/labyrinthine-castle-of-majestic-lunacy

LYRICS -

Three green 'shrooms for the diabolic plank 
A fair price thought the tall brother even as his heart sank 

Toad skipped town 
Luigi dabbled with the ouija board 
The last mansion he ever faced alive 
Become what thou feareth and thou shalt thrive 

Mario came-ah knockin' 
Only to find the abandoned planchette 
Curiosity got the best of him 
The plumber looked up and saw a green ghost above him 

Luigi, now immortal and on the prowl 
The elder sibling let out a howl 
Who's the coward now?

Luigi Board

Happy Leif Erikson Day!

Listen and download for free right here: https://potatohateexplosion.bandcamp.com/album/potato-hate-explosions-hauntworthy-halloween-bash-ii
Thanks! ^_^

LYRICS -

Fuck a hammer, it's a goddamn nailhead 
The deep blue will never be safe again 
Burdened with a beast built to devour 
No fish is safe, neither angler nor flounder 

Nemo will never be found 

Frankenshark don't give a trout turd 
Aquatic manmade genocide machine 

Green water tainted with death 
Too far from shore for salvation 
Today you breathe your final breath

Potato Hate Explosion - Frankenshark

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LYRICS -

Save your wrists and time, go straight for the neck 
You get what you give, you monolith of gloom, so what did you expect? 
Slaughter them 
Every fucking one 
Off with their droopy heads 
Smack every teenage cynic with death 
Snap out of it before you have a real issue 
I only have one fucking problem 
Guess what 
It's you 

No more feigned depression 
The attention seekers met heat-seekers

Potato Hate Explosion - Emossacre

Listen and download for free right here: https://potatohateexplosion.bandcamp.com/album/potato-hate-explosions-hauntworthy-halloween-bash-ii
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LYRICS -

Running down the highway 
Thinking thoughts of the vengeance variety 
Blood sprinkling the snow all around 
A magical zombie moose sparkling and no longer flattened 
Pancake no more 
En route to the First Mall of Canadia 

A log truck took him out the first time 
But I swear it wasn't me 
The only thing this undead elk can see 
Is a dead as shit eviscerated mountie 

Sirens blaring, people staring 
UFOs glaring in the cold night sky 
You can't kill a dead moose twice

Potato Hate Explosion - Jellish

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LYRICS -

Get your scary on, it's time to terrify 
Put a mask on and let's trick or treat the sky 
We'll live before we die and join the zombies 
Shuffling around the neighborhood 
We'll run and bask in the blackened sun 
Won't stop until the night is done 

It's a Halloween party party 
Everywhere 
All Hallows' Eve rave 
All night 
Samhain celebration 
'Til we drop 
All kinds of ghouls to meet 
Don't stop, won't stop, can't stop, not gonna stop 
We'll never stop 

Merry-making all around the city 
This is the spookiness subcommittee 
Whether you're a one-ghost band 
Or a spectral orchestra 
This haunted party will get out of hand 
Jubilant phenomena 

Halloween party party party 
Start at midnight, end at midnight 
Aim to bestow fright, incite delight 
Keep it going, don't stop flowing 
Glowing endorphins, undergoing 
The transformation of all nations 
Into one fun-loving civilization 
Everyone's invited to ignite the 
Sky and light this supernatural night 
Halloween

Potato Hate Explosion - Halloween Party Party

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Thanks! :D

LYRICS -

In the wee hours when damn nigh everyone but me is sleeping 
I transform into an amplified positive thinking being 
Personality mindamphetamine 
I wish to give more to the world than the nighttime permits me 

Call of spthudlhu 
Howling compliments to the moon 
Altruism magnified 
I want to spread kindness, but it's 4 A.M. 

And then I wake up in the early afternoon 
More often than not too tired to give a fuck 
The memory fades until the middle of the night 
The cycle repeats and my consumed good mood runs amok

Potato Hate Explosion - Curse of the Werespud

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LYRICS -

It's a feast for the deceased 
Saunter of the obscene 
Mush malleo cream 
Hallo-fucking-ween 

Shake that boo...ty 

Don't be dick, hand over the good shit 
Or you may receive a trick in the form of a brick 
It's only once a year, lighten up and take a sip of 
This sepulchral autumn air when the dead come back above 

Don't be a shithead, relinquish the sweetness 
Or you may find your home bombarded with TP and eggs 
It's only once a year, it's Halloween so just enjoy it 
Halloween, it's 
Time to scream and 
Hide from nothing but 
The cold daylight of November first 

Happy Halloween

Potato Hate Explosion - Potatolantern

Bloody Holiday (Nekromantix Cover)

From my new album, "And I'm OK with That", available now! https://kittyonfirerecords.bandcamp.com/album/and-im-ok-with-that

LYRICS -

Bad vibes get battered, mojave rattler
This is what war tastes like
Black matter decorates a neon nuclear fist fight
For those of you still in that hellhole
How's that hellhole been lately?
The emergency brakes go on
When the happy truck is right behind me

I'm the best at being me, you could improve at being you
Chromatic pawns will never learn
You say you need to breathe
But "need" is a pretty strong word

The yard is always greener here than over there
Fresh-cut grasscore
Declaring war upon despair
The ^ ^ around an underscore

Bad vibes get battered, mojave rattler
This is what war tastes like
Black matter decorates a neon nuclear fist fight
For those of you still in that hellhole
How the fuck's that hellhole been lately?
The emergency brakes slam on
When the happy truck is creeping up right behind me

Code Purple

Title track from my new album, available now! Free download at https://potatohateexplosion.bandcamp.com/album/and-im-ok-with-that
Thanks for listening! :D

LYRICS -

Make today a party 
We're all here for a limited time and I'm okay with that 
18 years in, still haven't hit my prime, XVIII's just a pre-dinner snack 
The tater under the existential bridge 
Things went south in the midwest again and I'm okay with that 

My mindset is serenity on steroids, LSD, crack and speed 

I'm a multitastard, basking in 3 different beams of glory 
An escort mission, floating orbs lighting up your story 
For the love of all things unholy, MOSH 

Long live the world, such a beautiful place 
Fuck an itinerary, vaga-bound around in disarray 
I won't rest until there's a smile on every face 
I love this wretched earth more and more every day

And I'm OK with That

From "And I'm OK with That", available now! Free download at https://potatohateexplosion.bandcamp.com/album/and-im-ok-with-that
Thanks for listening! :D

LYRICS -

I've clawed my way up the totem pole of hell 
A journey narrated by intelligent bells 
Harnessing nature, harvesting the impure 
Reeling in the future, calling forth chiseled allure 
Day by day, I'm building a fortress 
A monument of fitness towering above yesteryear's plumpness 

Transgress the rest, stand above the mess of fat 
It's come full circle, picturesque inside and out 
What a jest to suggest 
That it's a privilege to transubstantiate 
Into a self-maintained and made structure of sex 

Let's get mad cut | All day long | And work out

Eye of the Tater

From "And I'm OK with That", available now! Free download at https://potatohateexplosion.bandcamp.com/album/and-im-ok-with-that
Thanks for listening! :D

LYRICS -

I'll take fat over flat, big derriere is where it's at 
So clap, hyna, clap, wreck shop with that ass 
Electrogrind that behind on me 
If you don't mind, because that butt makes me lose mine 
So fucking fine, let it shine, rectal perfection defined 
So refined, for vast ass I pine 
Time to unwind, I'll build a shrine to the booty 

Consent is key, prerequisite 
It's okay with me, say so and I'll drop it 
But if you agree, step in front of me 
I'll anoint the sacred rump and spectate as you drop it 

Potato Twerk Explosion 
Slow boner erosion 
I love big-assed...women 
Potato Twerk Explosion

Blossoming Occultism Over The Years

From "And I'm OK with That", available now! Free download at https://potatohateexplosion.bandcamp.com/album/and-im-ok-with-that
Thanks for listening! :D

LYRICS -

You walk through the door with a lampshade on your head 
I tear myself from Facebook and go the fuck to bed 
Doing everything and nothing at the same time 
It's the same thing almost every night 
Worshipping the great cloud of useless info 
Dripping with drowsiness, pacing to and fro 
It's the same thing almost every night 
My favorite ball of spite, it overshadows our lives 

A blessing and a curse, bringing out the best and worst 
At this rate we'll be doing #ThrowbackThursdays from the dirt

Blue Thumb/Skelesong

From "And I'm OK with That", available now! Free download at https://potatohateexplosion.bandcamp.com/album/and-im-ok-with-that
Thanks for listening! :D

LYRICS -

A life spent fearing death wouldn't be much of a loss 
Don't you dare leave until you've tried to see it all 

Every episode of trauma, every day that ended sadly 
Lead you here to today 
For every worthless shithead out to pulverize your heart 
There's an myriad of altruists who accept with outspread arms 
Never let down, never let up 
Never stop trying to infect the globe with love 
It's not in your hands, not in mine, the weight is on us 
Just keep your heart open, that's more than enough 
Cherish this life with every fucking breath 
Until we perish, we'll keep the fucking faith 
We can sleep when we're good and fucking dead 

"We must hold on to love even in our most extreme moments of anger, frustration, and darkness. 
We must help each other to choose love and keep on choosing it, over and over and over again... 
Especially when we have every reason not to." 
-Andrew W.K.

It's not always easy 
And I'm okay with that 
A life lived up with no fear for the end wouldn't feel like much of a loss 
Life is what you make it, so why not make it count? 
Life is what you make it, so why not make it fucking count?

Hug More People

The first single from "Overheated".
Check it out here! https://potatohateexplosion.bandcamp.com/album/overheated

LYRICS -
I don't like myself charbroiled
This is the turmoil to end all turmoil

Another turn of the hamster wheel
Sweatin' in the dead of night
Hands up to bitchslap the sky
They ain't coming down 'til everything is right
Sick and tired of being sick and tired of everything
I'm headed for cokehair by 20

My body and brain are in a race to collapse
Being bitter gets old real fast
Primal reaction to dissatisfaction
Animalistic invokation of a state of reversed sedation

The will to outlast every chain lodged in my bones
To outlive everyone too selfish to rot alone

Aggroproductivity
I'm carving out solutions
With the sublety of a smoking hood
A carcass wrapped in fly traps and hurled down a hill

My body and brain are in a race to collapse
Being bitter gets old real fast
Primal reaction to dissatisfaction
Animalistic invokation of a state of reversed sedation

Neither wired
Nor tired
Devoid of
Desire
To walk away
From the fire
The end goal
Requires
Progression fueled by aggression

Defiant by nature, by discontent I'm driven
No stains will remain on the good I've got
To hell with the hand that I've been given
Seppuku the day I submit to my lot

Potato Hate Explosion - Grand Theft Tyranny (NEW SONG 2016)

The second offering from "Overheated".
Free download here! https://potatohateexplosion.bandcamp.com/album/overheated

LYRICS -
Burning it at all four corners

As vigilant as policy mandates
Fueled by tobacco and ruled by tomorrow
Dropped like an anvil on the calendar
A perfect rectangle of black hole
Serving scum with a smile

Buy them, sell them
And let them think they're in control
Crack the whip, load your spit
Point the pistol at the payroll
Doomed to produce, consume
Consume, produce, feed the hissing noose

I won't feed this fucked machine
Tonight

I wish good lives to all and to all a good life
Psyche, fuck you all, sodomize yourselves and die
I'm leaping off the corporate ladder
I'm not cut out to slave my glory days away
The beaten path leads to a dead end
Where there's a will to be alive you can make a fucking way

Your kingdom of shit will implode
When the peasants repossess the throne

Potato Hate Explosion - Fuck the Vast Majority of You

Download "Flowerviolence" for free right here:
https://potatohateexplosion.bandcamp.com/album/flowerviolence

Lyrics -
Fuck the luck of the draw 
Ride the road 'til it's raw 
Ceaseless, beyond, above 
My hundred ton will be done 

I'll die young or not at all 
No rest before my misery is mauled 
Until the last twitch of an eyelid 
Until my cup runneth the fuck over 

Seeping into peach dreams 
Dead ends don't mean shit to me 
No regard for the laws of wasted hearts 
Unprimordial, forever out of the dark 

Eternal abbhorence of dormance 
Thunderstorm rocks dipped in gore lie before us 
Bloodborne neon pathogen injector 
Torrential bloom of rose petal spectres 
Try to stop this 
One with the pavement 

Doubter blood in my goblet 
Eyes on everything I've ever wanted 
Determination diabolic 

Fuck the luck of the draw 
Ride the road 'til it's raw 
Ceaseless, beyond, above 
My hundred ton will be done 

I'll die young or not at all 
No rest before my misery is mauled 
I'll die young or not at all 
I'll live to see the fall of every unwanted wall

Flowerviolence

Potato Hate Explosion - Flowerviolence

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https://potatohateexplosion.bandcamp.com/album/flowerviolence

Lyrics -
Suspended in the thickest air I've ever let into my lungs 

I'm a caged fucking animal, withering quicker with every wasted second 
The vomit clawing up my rusted gullet tastes like a foreboding bullet 
All it takes is a tap to set off the whole fucking field 
Peace pentacles don't fit through the grid, my glitched blemishes can't be concealed 

Effigy of a functioning human being 
A deathly, walking husk 
Vantage point of hell, tying the end of the line 
Almost cold enough to seek the solace of the dust 

Dead inside but still alive 

Drifting one more mile by my own hand 
Another circle deeper from who I am 

Sap my blood, drip by drip 
Drain my brain, sip by sip 
Behead me sweetly 
Take what's left 

Drifting one more mile by my own hand 
Another circle deeper from who I am 

Pupils replaced by haze 
A mind that emanates white noise 
End of the end of the end of the end 
May this plague of heartcarving hate be destroyed

Potato Hate Explosion - Cherryhouse

Download "Flowerviolence" for free right here:
https://potatohateexplosion.bandcamp.com/album/flowerviolence

Lyrics -
No umbrella, typhoon swelling, cloven hoof in the cards 
Liquid gold sprinkler, heater, horns sparkling in the yard 
Loading screen, napping behind the burning stars 
Sapping down the sun 
The calm before the swarm nurtures itself 
To the buzz of a moonblessed bell 
Gaze of the ghostly gazelle 
Infinite energy drawn from above 

Fifty acre forest manufractured to last 
Enchanted antlers tear right through the stomach of the overcast
Firm in the folds of the earth, magic gash 
Seasonal rot upon the pillars of the past 

Diamond dagger, refuse to stagger 
Try to thwart me, head on platter 
I missed my mouth and popped open a cloud 
Downpour of downer antidote 
Summertime limerunner, slew of sunchimes 
Choke out what holds you back and float 
Slow down and soak 
Morning star, evening dew 
Sometimes it takes the stab of a rose 
To bloom and blossom anew 

In time, perfect time 
This will all fade away and decay 
I passed the torch back to the sky 
May the healing light shimmer on the coronary bay

Potato Hate Explosion - Megafauna

Download "Flowerviolence" for free right here:
potatohateexplosion.bandcamp.com/album/fl…violence

Lyrics -
Give in to the inkling that there's meaning in nothing 
The going rate of golden brains is shifting as the thunder sings 

Scream into a face of stone 
I am unphased to the bone 
Everything is absurd 
Everything is absurd 

An elaborate self-destruction piece you're willed into at birth 
On the star-spangled slowburn to railroad performance art 
Daily casino run, drifting closer to the sun 
Deathdriven life-living, straight through the heart 

As I creep in to the deep end 
I am holy, nearly completed 
Give in to the inkling 
That there's meaning in nothing 

Hell-lit lantern hanging by a fuse 
Swinging towards the house of the full moon 
The neverending downpour of 
Black glitter behind my honey hive eyes 
Snake eyes in my cranium 
A tongue of toxed up titanium 

Self-preservation, lucid, waking 
Only person in the room that hears the earth shaking 
Perched upon the last grain of sand 
Fuck this bond, I'm a free man 

Give in to the inkling that there's meaning in everything

Potato Hate Explosion - Purple Zephyr

Download "Flowerviolence" for free right here:
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Lyrics -
Suffocated by the void, choke 
Silence as the portal expanded and spoke 

Behind the loading screen 
Beyond the rendered world 
No lifeguard on the beach at night 
Hole in the fence, unfinished insides 

Rising foresight, florescent horizon 
Throbbing and thriving, deep-mind diving 
My skeleton is a house of cards 
Ace of upgrades in space, ∞ stars 
Ethereal swell of the hive 
Each jagged cell a new path laid bare 
Seafoam moon cycles dancing on my forehead 
Blood magician, self-ensnared 

The ripest of my condolences 
For the raised islands on your flesh 
It won't be like this forever 
Just until the table is set 

Midnight glory 
Lock every door, seal up the curtains 
Revealed by candles, the veil is burning 
The streets are teeming with Gypsy curses 
Spirits thirsting, revelations dispersing 

Ethereal swell of the hive 
Each jagged cell a new path laid bare 
Seafoam moon cycles dancing on my forehead 
Blood magician, self-ensnared

Potato Hate Explosion - 20/20/20

First single from the upcoming album "Glittergrind"

~LYRICS~
I'm fresh out of frailty
Angeleater, hail me
The old grind has failed me
You'll never derail me

Fuck romance, I just want palm trees on my pants
Thought I'd lost the sauce, had to take a second glance
Back in action, the boulder's back to rolling
Diamondheart 007, had to snatch back what's been stolen
Temporary grave, buried before my final breath
Molten earth batter brought to a boil
My eyes roll back around neon red
Behind a deceptive veil of soil

You're inconsequential, devoid of potential
A snag on my trudge out of hell artificial
Shed the skin that shreds your soul
Overthrow the intruder and repossess control

Tunnel vision on what's coming
Left lane, fuck what's going
Left brain horses humming
Sunroof thumping, system blowing

I'm fresh out of frailty
Angeleater, hail me
The old grind has failed me
You'll never derail me

Cut myself from the web, could've ended up dead
It could've been me, but I made it out in time
Try to drag me down with you, test me left and right
Try and take me, not without a fight
Won't go in the box 'til I'm good and fucking dead
Demise before compliance, I'll take free over fed
I found my way back to where I flourish and shine
Far away from the fire, dead weight left behind

One touch of the music and you're crossed the fuck out

Breathe out all that no longer serves you

Jumped ship before shit hit the fan
Hit land without a look back and ran
Into the wilderness, primal revival
Back to my home in the ocean a brand new man

I'm running under spinning thunder
Temper lumbered, sadness torn asunder
Replenished wonder
Wanna take me under? Take a number
Full strength regenerated in the course of a single summer

Proved to myself that I'm still alive
Red moon arise and shine upon the tide tonight
A cloud of carnage behind me, that trouble won't find me
again
The shimmer of a sparkling future guides me

I'm fresh out of frailty
Angeleater, hail me
The old grind has failed me
You'll never derail me

Potato Hate Explosion - Walking Wounded

Second single from the upcoming album "Glittergrind"

~LYRICS~
Hold all the hands
There's a hit on the hitman

A sense of dread with no traceable source
Implosion with purpose, no trace of remorse
In with the zen again
And out with the doubt that tries to nest within

Wrist-deep in the heat of the moment
Mind out of line, no holds barred to control it
1-on-1 with myself, Hell In a Cell
Thrust into the gutter realm

When anxious acid dares to cloud my psychofilter
Mental maintenance massacre, depressive symptom killer

Soft reset, hard cyclone rewind
To get Murphy's law off my mind
Wires crossed into a crucifix
Fuck this, fix this, panic torch lit

Leveled, totaled, banished abidance
Vanished virus, sadness my bitch
Record tarnished, anguish harnessed
Defy you to try it, defense line violent

Life's a lethal journey to the bottom of
What the fuck is wrong with us
The answer's hiding behind a wall of fire
A mile-wide pile of razor wire

Potato Hate Explosion - Spin Cycle

Final single from the upcoming album "Glittergrind"

- LYRICS -

To lock horns with the laws of the landmine
At the risk of every fiber of my former being
Try me, I'm flying, bring that shit defiant
The point of no return is in pieces
 
Iron out the obsolete, smash the cycle
Cut the line between myself and survival
Slaughter every flaw, tidal, 20 rounds a rival
Carve myself into an idol

As the steeples crank and rust
Sapless pillars tank and bust
Improvement imperial, upgrades asterial
Previous form, disintegrate to dust

When will I
Catch up to my heartbeat, supercharged
8-ballistic, badland bullet yard
Weapons displayed, mass hysterics
No second thoughts, take your face and wear it

View me as a loser and an alcohol abuser
With a tendency to think about my death
View me as a quiet motherfucker with anxiety
Who's always in a constant state of stress
No flex, no cap, all of these ni🅱🅱as are wack
BItch I'm back up on the track
Murdering many men with MACs
Motherfuckin' crack when I fuckin' snap
All you ni🅱🅱as pass, down
6 feet underneath the ground
Lift you up higher than Bobby Brown
Don't you make a sound, please come correct
Unless you want this razor right at your neck
I ain't with that fuck shit, suck a dick and die
Underneath the weight of this TEC you are not a threat
I pull up and and shoot a hole through your chest
I'm fucking wretched

Out with the old guard and off with their heads
Not a single gatekeeper sacred, vision rich red
An unending flood of opp guts into the ocean
No monument too solid, our poison potion potent

Syphoning the roots of an accomplished man
Futuristic, fixed, manifesto, righteous blood on sand
Hit me with some bullshit, you're replaceable, shit
Suck your blood and spit it in your skull until it's full, shit
I've got a triple-headed horse and the fourth is in your bed
Bad Duracell trip, I hear the things you haven't said yet
Culture creator, visceral vulture voucher
Sorrow slayer, carcass count is oozing outward

I've got a triple-headed horse and the fourth is in your bed
Bad Duracell trip, I hear the things you haven't said yet

Iron out the obsolete, smash the cycle
Cut the line between myself and survival
Slaughter every flaw, tidal, 20 rounds a rival
Carve myself into an idol

Plasma Fox (feat. STAIN)

Lyrics -

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I hate all of you

WHY AM I STILL SINGLE
FUDGE FUDGE FUDGE I CAN NOT TAKE IT ANY LONGER
WHY
IT SUCKS
I HATE BEING SINGLE
I HATE BEING SINGLE
I HATE BEING SINGLE
SINGLE

V-Day Hate

I Love Lucy Theme Cover

Got bored and began screwing around with FL Slayer.

Djentier Than Thou

Made this quite a while back. Thought I'd put it up now that it's all irrelevant and stuff hehe.

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