I increased it 2 semitones due to copyright (but tempo keeps the same).

I do not own the rights to this song.
They belong to the original artist:
-The Living Tombstone

The Living Tombstone - Basics In Behavior (Blue Version) [+2 semitones]

The Living Tombstone - Basics In Behavior (Red Version) [+2 semitones]

Music Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ9OkCspS4Y

Mini Ladd Diss Track

Music Video: https://youtu.be/wZww7GhTFWs

Lyrics:
Ralsei - Howdy there, Niko, I’d like to welcome you to My Castle Town.
I’ll Pacify your child brain as we train you up in my rap grounds.
I’m a pacifist, so I’ll try my best not to keep you down,
But because of the rules of this contest, I guess verbally we’ll go pound for pound.
Even though you’re carrying a light, you’re as dense as a Darkner.
But good thing, as my prophecy rings, we need both to be balanced or
Calamity will rise and wipe all of existence out.
But you’d probably take that chance, given for Mama’s Pancakes, you could kill a whole world! (Ouch!)
You’re just a silly kitty cat, you don’t hold any prophecy status.
All your puzzles are wack, nothing but 4th wall breaks, I’m not ecstatic.

Niko - Hi, it’s me Niko, and don’t talk about my Mama like that!
Or else I will get really, really, really, really mad!
You’re just Asriel put through a random Undertale AU generator.
With all that wait between chapters, your relevancy said “Buh-bye, see ya later!”
I was so good in 2014, 2 years later, I gave my fans an encore!
4 years later, fans want your hat back, and you keep mucking up the lore.
A generic “oh, so silly!” with no actual thought put in.
You should be ashamed, ‘cause an 8 year old just stole your win

Ralsei - Wait, hold on, I’m getting a phone call from Kris!
What’s that Kris? You wanna come give me a kiss-
Oh- oh my god Kris!
I-

The Announcer - For cuteness reasons, we shall not show the wholesome interaction between Kris and Ralsei. Just know it was very cute and wholesome in every way possible.

Niko - You know what, that’s it!
No one is here, so I’m gonna do it!
I’m gonna say… THE F WORD!!!!!!
Freak-

The Jester - Hey!
It’s me, the Jester from hit game Tower Heroes!
Yeah Yeah Yeah Baby!
I’m the Jester, yeahhhh!
Anyways I’m spinnin’ my wheel and you two gay boys- I mean gay boy and gender neutral child are gonna have a new opponent
Hahahahahaha!

Julius Caesar - Look at all of these degenerates…
The west has not fallen but still, billions shall rhyme.
I was killed by my friends but you’re all out of line.
I’m gonna fuck you over more than I did Cleopatra!
Niko, I’ll slay your sun out on the battlefield!
My legions stay allegiant, Rome will never fall under my rule.
Kris went and did Snowgrave, Ralsei, you’re just a pawn to skip school.
All of you pacifists are worthless, nothing but useless eaters
I’m the greatest general in history, Gaius Julius Caesar
Rome ruled the Mediterranean for most human history.
You cannot beat me; Veni, Vidi, Vici.

Ralsei vs. Niko

Inside Joke Rap Battles: Ralsei vs. Niko

garbageGothic as Lofi Girl
ThanosQuack as Chrome Dino 
Written by WeThink, Ryufan76, Lukimorador 
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan 
Lofi Girl art by CreeperPasta 
CoverArt by Ryufan76 


Lofi Girl: 
(Sigh) 
Keep it down please, I’ve tests to be passin’ 
I’m a studious student, and you’re a distraction 
Who only pops up when there ain’t any better to do 
And at best just gets bittersweet reactions 
Shocked you chose to battle, when all you do is run 
Even my amount of studying, couldn´t make you pass as fun 
Got a couple kids asking, where’s your game´s conclusion 
But a sole look at your screen, tells you’ve no resolution 

Chrome Dino: 
(Drop it)
Way to flunk in the studio, those all nighters ain’t well spent
Go home with your Bluetooth and your hidden headphone dent  
One does not simply trash talk the best the net’s come across 
Because on the track I leave an Impact, (wait for it) like a boss! 
You see me dodge and duck many obstacles on every try  
But even I can’t avoid to address how Chilled Cow’s milking you dry 
What about your lore, is that something we should check in?
only one episode in, and you came out with seasonal depression (bruh!) 

Lofi Girl : 
(Chuckle)
If this fossil got turned to oil, he'd still lack any worth 
Apex predator, but some plants make him hit the dirt 
You’re a pest at best, please just give it a rest 
As to get rid of this Rex, I oughta just hit refresh 
Reset the router or press to click off the tab no less 
8-Bits are no contest, and you’re just a browser’s tool, no to mention 
Romantically is just another way, that this loner dinosaur got no connection 

Chrome Dino : 
What if I told you, you’re just an overhyped GIF 
Only getting views cuz the disguised lullabies she comes with 
I got A Note For You girl, is that your pencil ain’t sharp
Spaced out and any lack bars, can’t even press me, to start
I’m got those ‘saur jaws but you’re the one that bites off, brutal 
While you stuck on school, I’ve been landing jobs at Google 
You’ll repp the white flag, like all the French peeps that I’ve seen  
And if you ask me, it’s time to pull the plug, on this livestream

Lofi Girl Vs Chrome Dino- Rap Battle ft. garbageGothic & ThanosQuack

Welcome to the 3rd installment of Epic Creepypasta Rap Battles! This battle's match-up will be: BRVR vs Rap Rat.

Thanks to BroCheck and TheGamingChao for playing the characters in this rap battle!

Lyrics:
BRVR:
Why did my trainer leave? She’ll be suffering with me
Along with you, Aparat, since you’re just a myth, see
STOP TRYING TO LOVE ME, CAUSE BRVR WON’T LOVE YOU BACK!
You can't defend yourself from all of my lightning attacks!
Thunder Waves of rhymes attacking you to send you to my hell
An Iron Tail’ll slice a rapping rodent to bits, you can tell...
…that BRVR knows you’re lying when you say that you’ll win
You might think this is the end but it's just starting to begin...

Rap Rat:
Don't try to shock me like your trainer, instead listen to this
Like the cheese, you’ll be eaten then be turned into nothingness
I'm Rap Rat, R-Rap Rat, cut out for this rap game too.
You didn't go anywhere after brutally killing your trainer, DID YOU?
I was just too busy battling this dead mouse of a Pet
Looking a little sick; go VR your way to the lone vet
The time ticks, the spinner spins. But there’s no extra time.
Get off the air! It's not 1999, YOU’LL BE CURSED IN YOUR PARADIGM!

BRVR:
How ironic, you can’t even do what’s in your own name!
With a few thunder fangs, I’ll easily beat your game.
I’ll just stay in the darkness, I don’t need you, so why don’t you just halt.
AND YOUR RAPS ARE INEFFECTIVE COMPARED TO A THUNDERBOLT!!

Rap Rat:
Let me take that syringe to leave you scars on your face
Solely ‘cause of your ‘pasta you are a Pokemon disgrace!
You can’t mess with this Aparat; that's what YOU SHOULD’VE LEARNED
GO BACK TO THE START OF MY MAZE AND WAIT YOUR FREAKING TURN!!

Epic Creepypasta Rap Battles 3. BRVR VS Rap Rat.

Accidental parody remix of Jump Up, Super Star! Super Mario Odyssey Musical (Mario 1up girl). 

Available on the following stores:
➢ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/0QOE6A...
➢ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/jum...
➢ Apple Music: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/jum...
➢ Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/music/a...
➢ Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B077...

Credits:
➢ Music Production -  Custom Phase https://twitter.com/CustomPhase
➢ Lead Singer - Hayley Nelson https://www.youtube.com/user/haylizbe...
➢ Vocal Editing and Vocal arrangement - Fruutella https://twitter.com/freddy_hoof
➢ Backing Vocals - Fruutella. Hayley Nelson and Sam Haft https://twitter.com/SamHaft
➢ Mario and Mayor Paulina Animation - Reagan Gustin (GinjaNinjaOwO) https://www.youtube.com/user/GinjaNin...
➢ Video Production - Andrew Duemig https://twitter.com/andrewduemig

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Lyrics:
Here we go, off the rails
Don't you know it's time to raise our sails?
It's freedom like you never knew

Don't need bags, or a pass,
Say the word, I'll be there in a flash
You could say my hat is off to you

Oh, we can zoom all the way to the moon,
From this great wide wacky world,
Jump with me, grab coins with me, oh yeah!

It's time to jump up in the air, (Jump up in the air),
Jump up, don't be scared, (Jump up, don't be scared),
Just jump up and your cares will soar away, (oohoohooh),
And if the dark clouds start to swirl, (Dark clouds start to swirl),
Don't fear, don't shed a tear, 'cause
I'll be your 1-Up Girl

So let's all jump up super high, (Jump up super high),
High up in the sky, (High up in the sky),
There's no power-up like dancing,
You know that you're my Super Star, (You're my Super Star)
No one else can take me this far
I'm flipping the switch,
Get ready for this, oh
Let's do the Odyssey!

Odyssey, ya see (x7),
Odyssey, Odyssey!

Spin the wheel, take a chance
Every journey starts a new romance
A new world's calling out to you

Take a turn, off the path
Find a new addition to the cast,
You know that any captain needs a crew

Take it in stride as you move, side to side,
They're just different points of view
Jump with me, grab coins with me, Oh yeah!

Come on and jump up in the air, (Jump up in the air),
Jump without a care, (Jump without a care),
Jump up 'cause you know that I'll be there
And if you find you're short on joy, (Find you're short on joy),
Don't fret, just don't forget that
You're still our 1-Up Boy

So go on, straighten up your cap, (Straighten up your cap),
Let your toes begin to tap, (Toes begin to tap),
This rhythm is a power 'shroom (oohoohooh)
Don't forget you're the Super Star (You're the Super Star)
No one else can make it this far
Put a comb through that stache,
Now you've got panache, oh
Let's do the Odyssey!

Jump Up, Super Star! Remix- Super Mario Odyssey- The Living Tombstone

Remix of the VOCALOID Original from Crusher-P, ECHO (Gumi English).

Original Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQKGU...

➢Music Production - Yoav Landau
➢Song and Artwork - Cien Miller (Crusher-P) https://www.youtube.com/user/HatsuneM...
➢VSQx - Fruutella https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPCA...
➢Vocal Effects - Manipulator Plugin by Polyverse https://polyversemusic.com/manipulator/
➢Guitar Recordings - Orko
➢Visuals - Andrew Duemig https://twitter.com/andrewduemig 

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Lyrics: 

The clock stopped ticking forever ago.
How long have I been up?
I don't know.
I can't get a grip, but I can't let go 
There wasn't anything to hold on to though.

Why can't I see? 
Why can't I see?
All the colors that you see?
Please, can I be, 
Please can I be,
Colorful and free?

What the hell's going on?! 
Can someone tell me please? 
Why I'm switching faster than the channels on TV?
I'm black, then I'm white,
No! 
Something isn't right! 
My enemy's invisible, I don't know how to fight!

The trembling fear is more than I can take,
When I'm up against 
The echo in the mirror!
Echo!

I'm gonna burn my house down into an ugly black.
I'm gonna run away now and never look back.

I'm gonna burn my house down into an ugly black.
I'm gonna run away now and never look back.

I'm gonna burn my house down into an ugly black.
I'm gonna run away now and never look back.

I'm gonna burn my house down into an ugly black.
I'm gonna run away now and never look back.

I'm gonna burn my house down,
And never look back.
And never look back.

And never look back!

What the hell's going on?! 
Can someone tell me please? 
Why I'm switching faster than the channels on TV?
I'm black, then I'm white,
No! 
Something isn't right! 
My enemy's invisible, I don't know how to fight!

What the hell's going on?! 
Can someone tell me please? 
Why I'm switching faster than the channels on TV?
I'm black, then I'm white,
No! 
Something isn't right! 
My enemy's invisible, I don't know how to fight!

The trembling fear is more than I can take,
When I'm up against 
The echo in the mirror!

The trembling fear is more than I can take,
When I'm up against 
The echo in the mirror!

ECHO【Gumi English】Crusher-P: The Living Tombstone Remix

Remix by The Living Tombstone and DAGames, inspired by theMeatly's game Bendy and the Ink Machine, a game that explores if Disney made Mickey Mouse as a demon

➢ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3FYhMI...
➢ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/ben...
➢ Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/music/a...
➢ Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B06X...

The Game-  http://gamejolt.com/games/bendy-and-t...

Original song by Kyle Allen - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wecP...

➢ Music Production - Custom Phase and Yoav Landau https://twitter.com/CustomPhase
➢ Vocals - Kyle Allen https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHS0... , 
➢ Will Ryan (DAGames) https://www.youtube.com/user/DiamondA... and
Fruutella
➢ Vocal Editing and Tuning - Fruutella https://twitter.com/freddy_hoof
➢ Character Art - Tomix http://tomixcomics.tumblr.com/
➢ Video Production - Andrew Duemig https://twitter.com/andrewduemig

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Lyrics:

Verse 1:
These pipes that flow from the ink machine, give life to our little friend moving on the screen. 
He’s got 2 pointy ears and can be seen moving in the halls behind the scenes. 
He’s listening and always moving, following and choosing, standing and improving. 
Then one day you pulled the spring and you re-animated our little bendy.

Chorus: 
Bendy and the ink machine 
In a way you’ve never seen.
Bendy and the ink machine.
Better watch out or he’ll make you scream!

Verse 2:
He’s got a friend named Boris that loves to play, that good ol’ music from the day.
In a big large band with all of his friends the clarinet was there for him til’ the end. 
With a hoot and a toot that’s all he’d play but now he’s put up on display.
Waitin' to be animated with no heart, but that’s a story for another day.

Chorus: 
Bendy and the ink machine 
In a way you’ve never seen.
Bendy and the ink machine.
Better watch out or he’ll make you scream!

Verse 3:
The creators, they lied to us, created us for the Gods. 
To please them and make things right and settle up all the odds. 
We were never supposed to exist in this dimensional plane. 
Now we suffer it’s all your fault and you will know our pain.

Chorus: x2
Bendy and the ink machine 
In a way you’ve never seen.
Bendy and the ink machine.
Better watch out or he’ll make you scream!

Bendy and the Ink Machine Remix and Lyric Video -The Living Tombstone ft. DAGames & Kyle Allen

The highly anticipated Tattletail song remix, "Don't Tattle On Me".
Original song by Caleb Hyles and Fandroid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygW5V...

➢ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/2sCCQ8...
➢ iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/don...
➢ Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B06X...
➢ Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/music/a...

➢ Music Production - Yoav Landau
➢ Mixing and Mastering - Custom Phase https://twitter.com/CustomPhase
➢ Guitar Recordings - Orko
➢ Vocals  - Caleb Hyles https://www.youtube.com/user/CalebsCo...
➢ Original Song - Fandroid https://www.youtube.com/user/Griffinilla
➢ Character Art - Tomix http://tomixcomics.tumblr.com/
➢ Video Production - Andrew Duemig https://twitter.com/andrewduemig

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Lyrics:

I can’t sleep
Leap out of bed
Creep down the hall
Sneak down the steps
Into the creepy creaky basement
And discreetly peek at my gifts
Open up
What could it be?
That motor-mouth
Those rosy cheeks!
A baby talking Tattletail
Who babble’s without fail

But don’t tattle on me
Don’t tattle on me
‘Cause Mama’s sleeping
And Mama’s scary
No don’t you speak
Or I might scream
‘Cause if she finds you
Who knows what she’ll do

Hide and Seek
Under the tree
Red glowing eyes
Are all I see
Maternal stalker by the stockings
Matricidal children plotting
Charge you, brush you
Feed you treats
Hey, who’s the toy here
You or me?
Infernal presence in the presents
Unsettled machine

But don’t tattle on me
Don’t tattle on me
‘Cause Mama’s listening
And Mama’s scary
No don’t you speak
Or I might scream
‘Cause if she finds you
Who knows what she’ll do

No More Mama
No More Mama
No More Mama
No More Mama
No More Mama
No More Mama
No More Mama
No More Mama

Wound up - like a VHS
Shook up - and I’m in distress
Locked up - in a cardboard box
Broke up - like a shattered pot
Wake up - from a bad, bad dream
Strung up - like a christmas tree
Messed up - so she got recalled
Shut up...

And don’t tattle on me
Don’t tattle on me
‘Cause Mama’s watching
And Mama’s scary
Don't make a peep
Or I might scream
‘Cause if she finds you
You know what she’ll do
So don’t tattle on me!

Tattletail Song- Don't Tattle On Me Remix- The Living Tombstone feat. Caleb Hyles and Fandroid

Video Here: https://youtu.be/C1XnrpCpXmc

Vladimyr P. as Hypno's Lullaby & Fluttershy's Lullaby

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
HYPNO’S LULLABY
AGAINST
FLUTTERSHY’S LULLABY
BEGIN

Hypno’s Lullaby:
Don’t be shy, Fluttershy, come with me, you’ll be alright
So close your eyes; you’ll GO AWAY for more than just one friday night
I’ll Dream Eat away at your Dreamscape, you’re too late, that’s why you come up next
Your mind will Fall like Gravity when this rope ties around your neck
Rest your fleshy head so your blood can spread on the bed ‘til you’re dead and you’re counting sheep
I don’t need the sway of my pendulum to forever help this pony stay sound asleep
This recipient’s a fucking itty bitty idiot, and Hypno won’t pity it so say goodbye
Because I lied to you, the gold light shines through when I lyrically abuse a Fluttershy

Fluttershy’s Lullaby:
Hush now, you Pokèmon GameFreak, you’re right! Those lines put me right to sleep
No one asked for more of your boring lore so you could only dare to win this in your dreams
So Quiet now you pedophillic monster, cuz in rap I rein with a mic to slaughter
And I will take you down to the Funhouse where present PonyPasta’s prosper
It seems you’re looking rather Drowzee, you’re done, you should’ve stayed in your Pokèball
It’s yet another gift from Rarity that I can poke at Pokèmon ‘till he falls
You’ll have nowhere to go when I’m killin’ this flow you’re my next victim after all
Have your tele-pathetic ass screaming when I pick up the pistol to have you awol

Hypno's Lullaby:
You shoot your shots that go missing like the children who follow me into my cave
No silph scope could ever spot your dead crappypasta but I’ll still feast on your remains
I will leave you neglected it’s super effective; you were not very clever
So now you shall stay with me forever

Fluttershy's Lullaby:
This Cutie’s leavin’ Marks to Offend this creepy furry, it’s best that you hurry along
Your end will be neigh when I’m callin’ up Muray to bury your very inappropriate song
You’ll be stuck in isolation without the children you tried to groom
I’d say good lulla-bye … but I will see you soon

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP BATTLE

Writer: Vlad
Beat Producer: Allrounda
Mixer / Effects: Vlad
Cover Art Created by Vlad
Hypo Art Created by Miyavj

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