CHROME (featuring Godforbid of That Handsome Devil)

Grey Grenade

PUSSY

Einstein


Lyric video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV-nmhAmiAk

You know, sometimes I like to smoke, sometimes I like to drink, sometimes I like to take little pills.
I see they way they use my tax, the idiots they back, and everything that falls to pieces.
Out of all the problems, how do they come for me?
In the cracks with all of the fallen, why can't you leave us in peace?

Sue Me (Blow Up)

You know, sometimes I like to read, sometimes I like to write, but often I am left so speechless.
I'm not the type to fight, I'm just a nightlight with the hope that somebody good will see this.

Sue Me (Sing for the Moment)

Sue Me (Sing for the Moment) Acapella

It's been 10 years. Well damn.
Plural/Naoko and DJ HMX/Symbion Project reunite as Princess Problems & Kasson! Despite working on the original PS2 Amplitude, Dance Centrals 1 and 2, they still like each other, and collab to drop some new fire on your heads. Here is a respin of "Sue Me". Get into it. It's the pop that can only come from these maniacs, and the first of many. 
Lyric video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ion9mMPfdLg

Alternate Universe EP

Sue Me (Alternate Universe Mix Feat. Kasson)

A new remix of Sue Me from Death of the Cool. It will blow your socks off. You should just remove your socks now to be safe.
http://www.deathofthecool.com/


Sue Me (Death of the Cool Remix)

Acapella for the Death of the Cool remix of Sue Me! Stick it in your hard drive.

Sue Me (Death of the Cool Remix) Acapella

Hey how can this be so illegal
I promise that we are good people
How can this be so illegal
To say what I need to I need you
What can I say to change your mind

Sue Me (Wishing)

Leave my girl alone. She don't like your ass.

EINSTEIN - LYRICS
His resume has been updated
Look at how he proudly waves it
Find him out he’s finally made it but
She don’t wanna fuck him

Wait – give him 3 more days and
He’ll find some other place to stay
He’ll jog off some of that extra weight in vain
Still don’t wanna fuck him

Call her more, Einstein, call her more
Get at her door, Einstein, be at her door
Call her more, Einstein, call her more
She’ll be yours for sure

He says it’s fate she can’t debate it
Most her life he helped create it and
That’s the way that he portrays it so
She don’t wanna fuck him

For his age he does look great
For a guy he’s well behaved
He’ll save her till he’s in his grave, it’s a shame
She don’t wanna fuck him

Call her more, Einstein, call her more
Get at her door, Einstein, be at her door
Call her more, Einstein, call her more
She’ll be yours for sure

If she don’t get no restraining order don’t let go
If you adore her you should pencil a day in for her
To call her employer, fake ill and destroyed
So you can get your chance to show her
Be gentle, she’s kind of slow
But when it’s time for a bientot she’ll cry no no, I was wrong

Call her more, Einstein, call her more
Get at her door, Einstein, be at her door
Call her more, Einstein, call her more
She’ll be yours for sure

Einstein (Alternate Universe Mix Feat. Kasson)

Debut release from schizophrenic electropop act Princess Problems.  
https://princessproblems.bandcamp.com
The "Alternate Universe EP" is a quirky yet dirty collection produced by Kasson Crooker (Symbion Project/Freezepop). “Einstein" pounds the truth into the thickest of skulls, while “Art of War” pops with levity. “Drive” recklessly runs through red lights, and “Sue Me” is an absolute grinder.  All featuring stomping beats with playful and classy garnishes, these 4 songs will prove how hard it is to dance, bang your head and sing along at the same time. 

Art Of War (Alternate Universe Mix feat. Kasson)

A pornier version of SWV's "Can We". As in "can we get kinky tonight".

Can We

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