Release date : 20 November 2015

Recorded 24 March 2015 at HF Music Studio

Produced by Fortune Theiler

Mastered by El Compressor

Dedicated to all our friends killed during the Paris attacks...

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Problematic Mass-Turbation

Emerging from the ashes of Problematic Haircuts in 2010, Problematic Jam is a band defined by its fearless embrace of experimentation and imperfection. Comprised initially of David, Dimitri, and Alexis, the trio formed Problematic Jam as an antidote to the monotony of playing repetitive sets in dilapidated dive bars. Instead, they crafted a new identity that thrived on spontaneity, grit, and an uncompromising dedication to musical authenticity.

In their early days, Problematic Jam's creative spark ignited in marathon jam sessions that often stretched for three to four hours. Armed with nothing more than a single microphone, the band recorded these improvisational explorations in their rawest form. Their mantra? One take = one song. Every melody, every beat, every nuance was an ephemeral burst of inspiration, captured without revision. As the band honed their recording setup, they decided to transform each session into a complete album, celebrating the imperfections and serendipity of their process.

Their debut album, provocatively titled James Bond Is a Porn Star (2014), set the tone for their anarchic approach. This was followed by Stoned Astronomy (2015)—a sly anagram of "Destroy Monsanto"—and the controversial EP Problematic Mass-Turbation (2015). Their third opus, Stereonucleose (2017), released on the American label Grabbing Clouds Records, marked their first foray beyond the realm of SoundCloud. With this release, the band started gaining recognition outside their grassroots following.

However, after Stereonucleose, the momentum faltered. The band entered a creative limbo, struggling to finalize their fourth album. For years, Problematic Jam remained dormant—until 2024, when David resurrected the project with the help of cutting-edge AI tools. Setting up a virtual studio, he unearthed their earliest recordings and began editing and producing them remotely in collaboration with Alexis.

This renewed effort culminated in It's So Confusing, a reimagined debut album originally recorded in 2012 that encapsulates Problematic Jam's journey—equal parts chaotic and visionary. With their trademark blend of spontaneity and innovation, Problematic Jam proves that sometimes, greatness is found in the unpolished and the unplanned. They remain a testament to the power of raw creativity and a beacon for anyone seeking music that dares to be different.

It's So Confusing

After years of sonic silence and cryptic improvisations, indie-garage trio Problematic Jam returns with a long-lost gem: their second album, Loneliness with Grace, set to release on October 24, 2025. Raw, unfiltered, and defiantly lo-fi, this record captures the band’s signature blend of garage grit and introspective indie rock.

Formed in the wake of Problematic Haircuts in 2010, Problematic Jam has always embraced chaos as a creative force. Their process remains as radical as ever: one take = one song, preserving the immediacy and imperfection of each moment. Following cult releases like James Bond Is a Porn Star and Stoned Astronomy, the band vanished into a haze of spontaneous sessions and unreleased tapes.

Loneliness with Grace emerges from that fog as a haunting, beautiful accident—an album that was never meant to be finished, yet somehow found its way home.

> “We didn’t plan it. It just happened. Like a forgotten letter that finally got delivered.” — David, founding member

Loneliness with Grace

Origins takes us back to the early days of the trio, before they became known as Problematic Jam. During this period, the band members were part of a group called Problematic Haircuts. This album is a collection of tracks that were created and performed by the trio during that formative time.

Origins showcases the raw and unpolished talent of the band members before they evolved into Problematic Jam. The album provides a glimpse into the band’s early sound and the foundational elements that would later define their unique style. Fans of Problematic Jam will appreciate the nostalgic journey through the band’s musical beginnings.

Origins is not just an album; it’s a historical document that captures the essence of Problematic Jam’s early creative process and their journey from Problematic Haircuts to the renowned band they are today.

Origins

Taken from the album Stereonucleose
Download the album here : https://problematicjam.bandcamp.com/album/stereonucleose
Release date : 13 October 2017
Label : Grabbing Clouds Records and Tapes

Stereonucleose

Nothing I Want

It's Alright

Get Outta My Funky Car

Maybe Tonight

Come Here Forever

Now It's Over

This Little River

You Can't Fear

Gotta Pray

When Everything We Want Is Gone

Just Another Song

Don't Let It Go

Shoot Yourself

The DJ Sucks

You Gotta Be

The Stars

Never Feel So Lonely in this World

Release date : 20 November 2015

Recorded 24 March 2015 at HF Music Studio

Produced by Fortune Theiler

Mastered by El Compressor

Dedicated to all our friends killed during the Paris attacks...

Facebook : www.facebook.com/problematicjam YouTube : www.youtube.com/channel/UCIfrCPilcDpdrRUNXvGdhWQ


Uka-Puka-Uka

Release date : 20 November 2015

Recorded 24 March 2015 at HF Music Studio

Produced by Fortune Theiler

Mastered by El Compressor

Dedicated to all our friends killed during the Paris attacks...

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 YouTube : www.youtube.com/channel/UCIfrCPilcDpdrRUNXvGdhWQ


I Like To Do Nothing

Sexy Sick

Turbation

Problematic Mass

Taken from the album Stereonucleose. Release date : 13 October 2017
Download the album here : https://problematicjam.bandcamp.com/album/stereonucleose

Please, Mind the Gap In Shibuya

Taken from the album Stereonucleose. Release date : 13 October 2017
Download the album here : https://problematicjam.bandcamp.com/album/stereonucleose

It's so rad to be
It's alright to be
It's so rad to be
Falling down with me
Why you have an eye
Search in the dark eye
Searching all is wrong
Tell me that it's gone

Turn it all inside
Roam into the night
Calling out your boss
Tell him that he's gone
Problematic jam
Brought it all the time
Wash yourself away
Can you love the way

Serving on this call
Tell me not some more
When you got it up
You just take it down

Problematic Jam Is the Most Problematic Band in the World

Taken from the album Stereonucleose. Release date : 13 October 2017
Download the album here : https://problematicjam.bandcamp.com/album/stereonucleose
Watch the video here : https://youtu.be/B1mqk_8DS7I

Devil to get a soul
I got a soul, it's falling
Got it falling down
I got a son that's 40
I just sing and I'm proud
I got a son that's 40
I'm just a cub in pound
I'm just a cub and someday…

I got a son in a car race
I just sang a song
I'm just gonna break all or something
I twist around and a cow
I just say it 'disballs' me
I'd rather say it again
And I just wanna breathe
And It's all the same…

I just say it all something
Drop in on your house in a dustbin
I just wanna crack down…

I just suck on the forks, damn
I just give it a sound
And all the flies are falling
And I'm just walking around
I judge the fucking place, man
I just cut it down
I'm gonna try a whole plan
That is the broadened sound…

I'm just surfing around the countryside
To let you know that it's nothing
A blood, a blue sky
I just wanna break down
'Cause I just don't wanna break down…

All the sex and money
And It's always right
I'm not a king on Tuesday
I just can't breakdance
I wrap myself into something
I just wanna break up
And I just wanna be something
La la la brought you up

I just draw freaking light 
Fucking Santa Man uncovers nothing around
And I just set it down and speak down
'Cause I'm gonna spit down…

I just sing around and nothing is just a fucking ass stat
It's just nothing right
And you just stop

Crackdowns & Breakups

Taken from the album Stereonucleose
Release date : 13 October 2017
Label : Grabbing Clouds Records and Tapes

Download the album here : https://problematicjam.bandcamp.com/album/stereonucleose

Watch the video here : https://youtu.be/Yaw43jyU5NQ

Warning of the cold
I just sing a cell
I just got it down
Trippin' is the sound
What is up today?
Run it up so good
I just settle down, ride into the woods
Hide into the woods

Choppin' at the sign
Tie enough the money
I just sell a song
I just got it brown
And it all goes green
And it all goes red
And it's on the breeze
And it's all my fault

Always in the ground
Always got a rocky
Always settle down
Always save the honey
Always settle down
Always have a rocky
Always settle down
Always got the money
Always in the ground

Here come the wall and the outerspace
Holy stars, all your face
And I just can't sell

Hide into the Woods

Taken from the album Stereonucleose
Release date : 13 October 2017
Label : Grabbing Clouds Records and Tapes

Download the album here : https://problematicjam.bandcamp.com/

Watch the video here : https://youtu.be/PciG3F57N-0

What single up men I know
Watch this old mate then I go
Why if this song you ever gonna break it down and work it hard
Just wanna break it, God, in New York
Gonna cry underground

Hurray, Sorry for John Wayne
Since when, Keep away, Keep away
Someway, Conway, Before day
Sandray, André, Pimp on D.R.E.
Sandray, André, Pimp on D.R.E.
Sandray, André, Pimp on D.R.E.
Dr Dré, Pimp on Dré, Something's falling down
André, Dr Dré, Pimp on D.R.E.
There's people getting enough Dr D.R.E.
They're enough and the people, Dr D.R.E.

Stereonucleose (Master MP3)

Dr. D.R.E. (Disruptive Robotics Engineering)

David Haircut (vocals / guitar / bass)
Dim Shot C. (guitar / bass)
Fortune Theiler (drums / vocals)

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Our only rule : 1 take = 1 song

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