Help Me I'm Gay

Lost Time

Men Explain Things to Me

The first single from our upcoming album 'Update your brain'.

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Lyrics by Nadia Javed and Harriet Doveton 
Music by The Tuts 
Artwork and video by Jennifer Doveton 
Recorded by Pete Miles and James Bragg @ Middle Farm Studios, Devon. 
Mixed and mastered by Pete Miles @ Middle Farm Studios, Devon.

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WOLF GIRL - Dream Partner

from the album The Seduction of Kansas, out April 5th 2019 on Sister Polygon Records

LYRICS:
LIKE ALL GREAT PORNOGRAPHY
THIS STORY IS TOUCHING
IT’S SOMETHING I WANNA SEE
FOR GOOD TIME CHARLIE

BLACK AND GOLD TILE
CHAMPAGNE FLUTE
SAUNA WATER DIRTYING 
THE BIRTHDAY SUITS

CHARLIE SAYS, “TURN UP THAT TV!
THERE’S SOMETHING I WANNA SEE”
IN VEGAS, THE TOPLESS GENUFLECT IN THE JACUZZI
FOR GOOD TIME CHARLIE

FIVE O’CLOCK SHADOW
A DESERT LANDSCAPE
THE PARTY POLITICIAN 
HAS A HERO’S FACE
FIGHT THE RED ARMY 
SAVE THE HUMAN RACE

HE’S  AN IMPLACABLE MACHINE
SHE’S NAKED ON THE MEZZANINE
A LADY IN WAITING, BUT, CHARLIE, THE MUJAHIDEEN
AND JOANNE, YOUR QUEEN
GOOD TIME CHARLIE

HELEN OF TROY, YOUR HELICOPTER LANDS
AN HONOR IS TO SERVE AT YOUR COMMAND


[CHORUS]
CONGRESSMAN AND GOLDENROD
WILL WEAPONIZE THE FORGOTTEN
BECAUSE, THEY SAY, WE WORSHIP THE SAME GOD

YEARS FROM NOW HE’S GONNA BE
HALF DRUNK IN HIS OFFICE ON FINE WHISKEY
DO YOU CRY FOR JOANNE OR AFGHANISTAN, CHARLIE?
CONTRITION IS A GREAT AMERICAN, CHARLIE

GOOD VS EVIL OF STORIES WE TELL
WE’RE THE ONES WHO NEVER EVER GO TO HELL
IT’S NOT THE STOCK AND TRADE WE SELL
THE HOLLYWOOD AND ENTERTAINING KINDS OF PELL-MELL

The Seduction of Kansas

Good Time Charlie

06 Good Time Charlie

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Mackerel's Funky Mission

Don’t even feature a single bloke. Belfast. DIY Queer Punks
Blouse Club OUT NOW via @ilovealcopop
NEXT SHOW: Derry Headline Show 15th June with Lord Jane

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