Crushing boneless wings with my bros
In my Nick Bosa jersey, we're ready to go
To Buffalo Wild Wings, my favorite bar
For full pints and half point PPR

Fantasy draft
Ordering apps
Wings, only flats
No tips for the staff

Which sauce will I choose?
Mango Habanero? Honey BBQ?
I said "Dilly Dilly" and the server laughed
I thought about leaving my wife and kids for her

Fantasy draft
Took four quarterbacks
Queuing up Trapt
On the Touchtunes app

With the 17th pick of the fantasy draft night
I got more onion rings and a Michelob Light
Some of these dudes are lookin ready for a fight
Cause I keep calling the commish Michael Dickless

They kicked my ass in the parking lot
I threw up in my Tacoma
The manager just laughed at me

B-Dubs Beatdown

B - Dubs Beatdown Demo Vocals

We used to be the best study buds
To matriculate as one is a bond thick as blood
But now you leave for a cap and gown
Oh the places you'll go as a fucking turncoat

The ties that bind and the tears we cried
Don't mean shit when brothers become alumni
Just four year and only one degree
Still you never learned the meaning of loyalty

Traitor, graduator
You'll always live your life without honors
Fake friend til the end
Being true to your school means nothing to you

There's no hope for you anymore
Betrayed your family for a mortarboard
You're cum laude, you're on the Dean's List
You think you're Van Wilder? We're the Van Wildest

Traitor, graduator
You'll always live your life without honors
Fake friend til the end
Being true to your school means nothing to you
Craven, coward
We count friends not credit hours
Liar, hypocrite
You said you'd be true til death, not til commencement

Student life means for life, motherfucker
I'm taking classes til the day I fucking die

Never graduate

As we go on we remember 
All the friends who were just fairweather
As our lives change, come whatever
We will still be in college forever

Enrolled for life

Enrolled 4 Life Demo Vocals

Act so tough making your rounds just to rat on your peers
Sworn to protect and sworn to serve
You write me up for bonging beers

You aint got no gun, aint got no uniform
You aint nothin but a mall cop in a dorm

All RAs are bastards

I refuse your movie night and I resist your floor icebreaker
Here's something for your bulletin board:
"Beware fascist collaborator"

You aint got not friends, aint got no fucking honor
You aint nothing but a Resident Informer

Here's what your advice means to me: A.R.A.A.B.

You wanna write me up for having parties? And kick girls out of my room after curfew?
Here's what happens when you step to me, motherfucker

(None of that happened to you)
You fucki... wait, what? What did you say?
(You just made that shit up)
I didn't make that up! All of that really happened. That happened to me.
(Dude we were roommates)

Ok then you remember Brent right? The RA? He was a fucking asshole
(You and Brent were good friends and you used to watch Studio Ghibli movies together)
Yeah and he made me pour out my beers when we were watching Princess Mononoke
(No they were Twisted Teas)

Dude why are you doing this? You're my gang vocals, you're supposed to have my back
(You used to lock yourself in the bathroom for hours doing Joker impressions in the mirror)
No, that's not true! How could you even know that?
(Dude we could hear you)
(And you were wearing the makeup)

Ok that's it. Stop playing the song. I'm leaving, fuck this,
I knew I never should have been roommates with my fucking gang vocals.

I guess what doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.

All RAs Are Bastards demo vocals

Senior during finals week
Hasn't studied at all
Watching speed runs of video games
The clock keeps on ticking

And he blames it all on a made up disease
Invented by Big Sloth companies
To keep you compliant and down on your knees
And sell you more prerolls and Call of Duties

Senioritis - not a real disease
Senioritis - hoax of the century

Look at the mortality rates
They are extremely low
If only seniors are high risk
Why put our lives on hold?

You won't find it in any medical book
We'll never know how many lives they took
By shutting down whole economies
And a cure that's worse than the disease

I did my own research
Mostly just watching Youtube
I didn't work super hard on it

What's the point? I'm outta here soon anyway

Oh God I have it
But I don't feel like doing anything about it

Why didn't I listen? Now it's too late
I'm too fucking lazy
Mother! Mother!

Senioritis Plandemic demo vocals

(need verse lyrics)

Fuck! Oh shit
I got a religious roommate

He's got a Reagan Youth poster on the wall but not the punk band
He told me eating peanut butter is haram but he's not even Muslim
And it's not even true

(need breakdown lyrics)

Religious Roommate demo unfinished vocals

Don't pay it back, never pay it back
Don't pay it back, they can't make you pay it back

Don't pay it back, never pay it back
It doesn't matter what you owe
You never have to pay it back

(need verse lyrics)

Yeah buddy it's free money
It counts toward your net worth

You'd be a fool not to invest it in cryptocurrency
Or bet it all on sports

(need lyrics here)

FAFSA (2nd Edition) demo unfinished vocals

Learn Nothing Read Nothing Pay Nothing demo vocals unfinished

MLA crew motherfucker

A learned society, we stand true
And handle business as a fucking crew
Turabians and the APA
Wanna test your might, won't live to see another day

The humanities cast us aside
We live by our own code and style guide
If there's ever any doubt our brothers stand united
The tats on our necks are our works cited

Modern Language Association
We're the kings of in-text citation
Modern Language Association
Taking over the fucking nation

Now you wanna put the year of publication inside the parenthetical?
You fucking pussy
Try that shit in my lecture hall and we'll whoop your ass
Chicago style, bitch

MLA
Til the day I die
Every time I cite
The whole world wide
For fucking life

MLA Crew Anthem vocals

We live our lives by time honored rules
We went to college directly after high school
We've never worked a day in our lives
We're between the ages of 18 and 25

We'll never walk the quad alone
Dressed in braces, boots, and academic robes

You will always be a part of the traditional student body
There's a lion in your heart, you're the traditional student body

We still abide the old fashioned ways
Bring an apple to teacher every day
Stay after class to clean the chalkboard
And wear a dunce cap when we say a naughty word

Chelsea girls say Oi Oi Oi!
At the Sadie Hawkins dance they invite the boys

They won't divide us
They crucify us
Don't qualify us for their free tutors

Live my life by tradition
Parents pay my tuition
So I don't have to
Work a full time job

Stay proud, stay trad
Stay financially supported by your dad
As long as you're an undergrad
You're statistically more likely to graduate

You're traditional
Until you're too old
You're traditional
Unless you're a commuter
Or if you have a kid

Trad Student (Code of Conduct cover)

I accept my holy burden
My cross to bear
Raising funds for new helmets

Let he without sin cast the first stone

I will tithe my heart, my soul, a new weight room
There but for the grace of You go I and my business clients
These stadium seats are like church pews
(Metaphorically)

I will not accept defeat
From a mid major conference team

Fall to your knees and hear the angel voices

I will always be Your angel watching over
Funneling semi-legal payments to football recruits
Like a bullet through the heart of a bleeding bullet
I will boost You on angel wings

Without You I would never be the man I am today
Without You I would never be the CEO 
Of the third largest hydraulics components distributor 
In the Midwest region

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