Welp, I finally did it. This took too long for a lot of reasons, and I know I missed the Undertale hype at this point, but my first parody is done. I hope you all like it! More to come soon.

Lyrics:

Greetings. It’s the Great Papyrus. Humans droppin’ down the mountain.

Throw white bones, coming out, like a fountain.

Throw more bones, because well I think that they rock.

I love puzzles. I love Japers. Man, you guys should call me Sherlock

Leave my mark on the rap game. C-O-O-L, yea that is my shtick.

Some blue attacks just make you stop. My blue attacks will sink you quick.

I represent the Royal Guard, spear-headed by that fishy chick.

I’m tall and spitting super-hot, compare me to a candle stick.

Hunt down the criminals

I keep it going like Undyne with 3 syllables

Fly like a Whimsun, but the haters say I’m dorky.

But I brush it off and treat’em nicely like Tori. 

Got my battle body and shades for my biceps.

Go to Waterfall and try to find Temmie Village.

My confidence is sickening. That’s why I am the Illest.

Tricks like a gymnast. Break the record. Guinness.

Knock me down or put me undah (under)

But I’ll get up again. Chumba Wumba

Papyrus is a skeleton: Spooky Scary

Brave New World to explore. Call me Huxley.

You can try your flirting, but that act will not phase me.

You’re meeting all my standards? So much Dating Power. Wowie!!

“You’re my favorite brother now!” Yeah dude, I better be

Now go ahead and kiss the cook. Guy Fieri.

Oh you like Sans the best? What about me?

Oh you like Sans the best? Check Grillby’s

Man, I think all the internet really like me!

Come on guys. LET’S HAVE A SPAGHETTI PARTY

It’s a Bonefire. Get the pots out. I’m cooking everything you brother lovers talk about. X2

NYEH HEH HEH HEEEEH!

Prolexus

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