*WELCOME BACK, BACK!
*IT'S TIME FOR EVERYONE'S MOST FAVORITEST NEWS PROGRAM!
*THE TRUE AND REAL CHAOS NEWS!

this replaces "live report ijn my Undertale AU Smorgasbord. Jevil takes the role of Mettaton becuz hes cool and based

why do i only have 65 followers this is bullshit

[UndertaleAU - Smorgasbord] Chaos Report

Damsel in Denial [Lightswap]

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( * And just like that, I was on the other side of the wall. )
( * Surrounded by dead spruce and… not your ordinary snow. )
( * As I placed my feet onto the “snow,” I could feel it being reduced to a dust-like substance, instead of water. )
( * I wonder what could’ve happened here… )

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Progressing a bit after the hallway will lead you to a path that has been barricaded by… presumably the remaining members of the Canine Unit. In order to proceed, you must tear through time and space once again near the wall, this will lead you to the outside of Frostmarrow Catacombs, a dead spruce forest. There is also some snow lying around… though, it isn’t your usual snow, as it gets reduced to some dust-like substance once stepped on. There are more enemies here that you MUST fight. At the end of this area, you can return to Frostmarrow Catacombs, with the aforementioned glitching method.

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Undertale was created by Toby Fox
Dawnlight was created by @menaceofsesamestreet

Track made by @wichybitchy

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[ ★ DAWNLIGHT ★ ] - Dry Snow

Leitmotifs:
Vs. Susie
Susie
Undertale (Beta)

Rough Start [Duranspew Take II]

Leitmotifs:
You can always come home
Ruins
Metal Crusher

Classroom [Duranspew Take II]

Ambush! [Duranspew Take II]

[Flavor text TBD]
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Thumbnail is obviously temporary.
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This replaces "Live Report." Undyne does a presentation for her audience on all sorts of endangered species, but uses it as an excuse to talk about how our hero is just going to kill everybody.
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For more on Refractale and many other Slick Silver projects:
https://discord.gg/qmtQxwYKfD

068 - Creature Report

A:* Q-quick! Hide behind this...erm..statue! 

Frisk hides behind the statue 

A:* O-oh... H-Hey, Undyne...
U:* Alphys!! Have you seen a human around here?!
A:* W-What?! 
A:* N-N-No o-of course not a-absoluetly not-
A:* ᵂʰʸ ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃˢᵏˀ
U:* DRAT!!
U:* I thought for sure one would come today!!
A:* ...M-Maybe the humans decided to stop coming here??
A:* I mean, I would imagine they notice people going missing...
U:* True...
U:* But it's been so boring in the guard lately!!!
U:* All we do is patrol around and occasionally stop a troublemaker!
U:* Where's the excitement?! Where's the action?!
U:* WHERE'S THE OVER THE TOP FIGHTS LIKE IN THE ANIMES?!?!?!
A:*W-Well I.. 

Undyne looks over at the statue before looking back at Alphys 

U:* Hey Alphys, was that statue here before?
A:* I think Jerry put that there a while back
A:* W-We probably shouldn't mess with i-
U:*I don't like it.
A:* What?
U:* It just looks messy, smuglike and...wrong.
U:* Its a complete mockery to all statues!!
A:* W-Well still, w-we probably shouldn't-
U:* Nrrrgh, thats it!! I'm getting rid of it!! 

A:* U-Undyne! W-wai-!! 

Undyne jumps over to the statue and tosses it aside, causing the statue to explode and reveal the human 

U:* What the...
A:* Oh no...
U:* A HUMAN?! 

U:* Fuhuhuhu...
U:* I knew that this day would come! And here you are!!
U:* The seventh soul...
U:* After all these years of being trapped down here...
U:* After all the pain we've endured...
U:* I'll rip out your soul and bring it to our king...
U:* And then they will free us...
U:* . . .
U:* SCREW IT!
U:* WHY I AM GIVING OUT MY EPIC MONOLOGUE WHEN I CAN JUST KILL YOU?!
U:* NGAAAAAAAAAA- 

Undyne's phone begins to ring 

U:* What the...
U:* WHO IS IT?!
* . . .
U:* NO!! I AM BUSY WITH-
* . . .
U:* BUT IT'S A HU-
* . . .
U:*I... I understand...
*. . .
U:* Well...
U:* You got lucky this time!
U:* But when we meet again...
U:* I WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN!
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Background Art by Funside
Music by Franciuscu 
Dialogue by Johnny_Moon
Au by Funside
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Crashing in the Papyrus role, Undyne is currently a rookie for the royal guard. Even with that title, Undyne is no pushover when it comes to her strength and passion to fight to protect and save monsterkind from their underground prison, going as far as to cosplay like an favorite anime hero the best she could along with her own flair in the mix (With the pirate flag cape being added along with Alphys coming up with the design). She can be a bit...much at times but her heart is in the right place.

[Plotwist] 016- Hey Punk!!

Underlust: Hallow's Evening is my take on a moderately more tasteful and thought-out version of the classic alternate universe. It entails a new, stranger and more questionable underground and how the characters are dealing with the repercussions of a more sexual and hedonistic society and ecosystem instigated by a strange figure from the dark with ties to a certain root system.. spreading something that brought the underground into a new direction. The aesthetic and setting take a lot of inspiration from OFF, Toby "Radiation" Fox's Earthbound Halloween Hack, and Luna's Undertale: Halloween Hack. 

In Napstablook's fight, they deflect the human immediately as they do any other monster for their potentially weird advances, so the spare method is to respect their boundaries as they wistfully trust you to be their pal. 
TRACK BY ->  MAGNUSTHEGREEN

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/FUAVBbS4Tf

Exorcist Exercise

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♥ 1. Start New Game
>  2. Start New Game
>  3. Start New Game

Select your text speed.
♥ Quick
>   Normal
>   Snail

Oi, whass yo fave on ya pizza, mate?
♥ Pineapple
>   No Pineapple

Choose your window style.
♥ Dusty White
>   Halloween Orange
>   Murderous Red
>   Ghastly Blue
>   Pumpkin Yellow

Name the lonely bounty hunter.
♥ Don't Care

♥ Varik
>   Ares
>   Chara
>   Vess
>   Idiot
>   Ness

Name the lost hero.
♥ Don't Care

♥ XXXX
>   Frisk
>   Teen
>   Raven
>   Angel
>   Poo

Name the other lost hero.
♥ Don't Care

♥ XXXXX
>   Paula
>   Eliz
>   Dumb
>   Quinn
>   Jess

Name the last of the lost heroes.
♥ Don't Care

♥ XXXXXX
>   Wiz
>   Cute
>   Jeff
>   Fem
>   Fluffy

Name your firstborn man-pet.
♥ Don't Care

♥ Wolfo
>   Mewo
>   King
>   Nuzzles
>   Chica
>   Yogurt

Name your favorite food.
♥ Don't Care

♥ Steak
>   Pizza
>   Chicken
>   Pie
>   Spaghetti
>   Hotdog

You already know you're not psychic.
♥ Don't Care

♥ Rockin
>   Hate
>   LOVE
>   Death
>   Kill
>   Dragon

Are you sure about these?
♥ Varik
♥ XXXX
♥ XXXXX
♥ XXXXXX
♥ Wolfo
Favorite food:
♥ Steak
No, seriously, stop forgetting:
♥ Rockin

♥ Sure
>   Nah

V e r y   w e l l ,   t h e n .

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Undertale by Toby Fox
Start Menu by Toby Fox
File Select by Toby Fox
Leitmotifs: Start Menu and File Select
???

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	After knowing the recent news, Varik, the main protagonist, kept the news in mind while watching the beautiful women, talking to fellow men and drinking all the beer on his favorite bar in Twoson, which was previously a theater. He might need this info whenever B. H. Pickle, the ex-mayor of Onett, calls him for some dirty laundry again. He still wonders to this day as to why he's even in Twoson or why he's even handling the bar at all. Whatever the reason, he doesn't care about him; but all he care is about himself and the money he gets from these tedious bounties. All he can hope is that this next job wouldn't be such a drag...

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        The name is a combination of both tracks made my Toby. I recreated both individual tracks before mashing them up. Also, glad you are here to listen and continue. But do you think this is worth your time? That is your decision to decide. But I appreciate that you are rendering yourself to our interesting...experiment...

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02 | File Menu

Remix of the original MIDI from "Legacy of Rust", composed by Xaser Acheron

Rough Start [Duranspew Take II]

Promazter

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