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“Walls Down” by Hexlab is a melodic hip-hop ballad rooted in vulnerability, resilience, and emotional intimacy. The track follows a male narrator as he gently builds trust with a guarded woman, using patience and presence instead of performance. It’s not a love song in the traditional sense — it’s a healing arc, slow and deliberate, where each verse strips back another emotional layer.

Walls Down

This is a fan created song, using audio from the popular comedy podcast Your Mom's House featuring Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky. After Christina got a new cell number, a woman speaking Farsi and English calls her repeatedly, leaving voicemails for a woman named Salome, even though Salome seems to be texting her from a different number. Hilarity ensues.

Vocal approach is sort of goofing on "Force Field" by Calvin Harris. Brian Dhaze (dah-zay)is a close friend and frontman of rock band Ravens' Attic. Guitars played through Fender Deluxe Reverb-Amp. Everything else programmed/sequenced in Garageband.

Salome (ft. Brian Dhaze)

They call me Yung Patreon
Walkin through your mom's house with my shoes on.
Graduated from Huffy to Dyno, 
copped me a Schwinn now I'm riding Trek, tho.
I keep my water bottle filled with Henny 
Bunny hopping like a motherfucker 'round the city
Motherfuckers ain't phase me
Gonna need a 10speed just to chase me

Cuz I'm a 24/7 freak-Daniac 
Bout to shit in yo mouth
How you feel about that?
Hey Hitler, I know you coming back
With Lance Armstrong's nut in a Jimmy hat
Put some respek on my name (Yung Patreon)
Riding bikes ain't a day job
And stop tryna pass me
I'll make you marry a fart cuz I'm gassy (woo!)

I'm like Steven Segall with the karate chop
Uuhhhhhhhh making motherfuckin bodies drop
Whatchu know about pegs though?
You need a ride, ho?
I'm a bi and poly nonbinary guy tho
Don't call me he, better call me they
Gender be astral I'm outer space
Never seen a fella pedal so fast
Ever since grandpa molested your retarded ass

My spokes chrome
My bars chrome
My rims chrome 
You know that we on
My pedals nice
I'm wearing ice
I'm throwin dice
Youfeelmeyouknowmtalkinboutimsayn?
BIKES!

Now everywhere I go people wanna know
How you ride a bike with yo jeans so tight, yo?
I tell em listen up Ill give you a tip
If you pull em up high that'll do the trick
Are you feeling this shit, gentlemen?
My asshole tighter than it ever been
Tryna fuck wit me man
Throatzilla the killa
I'm riding in hot while I'm poppin a wheela 
Next stop, brown talk
Gotta pull a bike over just to pop a squat

Make brown, feel it dripping down
Top dog piddypatter to the bathroom now
Drop them drawers, bout to get it on
Boom pow surprise it's a cherry bomb!

Hit em wit the blaster
Splat Splat Splat
He just painted the bowl and all that
Bert Chrysler so damn fat
Make a motherfuckin tire run flat. BIKES!

All I know is bikes
All I see is bikes
I be riding bikes 
I be stealing bikes



2 moms, 1 love,
Yung Patreon


Yung Patreon feat. DJ Dad Mouth - Bikes (Prod. by Blackxout)

Bert Is Fat

Dear MC Tight Jeans, this track is fire af. I tried finding you online, but since I couldn't, I ripped this from Ep. 349 and uploaded it here for the mommies. One love brother, keep them jeans up around your eyeballs and cut off that circulation. 

MC Tight Jeans - Why Is Bert So Fat?

I'M TAKING A SHIT HOMIE By Ramsay McQueen (Your Mom's House Podcast)

Just Like The Gays

This track is made from clips featured on your moms house pomcast. Glass this shit y'all.

Trains, Planes And Dad Boners

RubRub Song - DJ BOY BUTTER

Now I know I’m not buggin
I feel that shit coming
On my drive home and my belly is bubblin 
And I gotta work on my turns
When I get in the house feel the shit slip out
Now I could really use a hug
Cuz you know I’m trying to bust a nut
Talking bout that eco sex
737 Los Angeles
Have you ever had your asshole numb-sucked?
Cuz Hillary Clinton just ate my butt
Now I know what you thinking but I didn’t dick her
Fuck what you heard I’m as ass licker
Look at the river look at the river 
Functional bras? I’m not a fan
I like to peep the nipples I’m a lace man

Me and my twin got identical dicks
I hop straight in the shower after I take a shit 
Then I rub then I rub then I rub then I rub
Oh em gee you guys are doing good

Machines within, machines within
F all the haters where the fuck you been?
Shits push the farts out
Moose soup, eat your heart out
Burnt's too fat to run a marathon
Log onto Drunkfatbert.com
Catch me at the hot yoga studio
With the brains blown out of my white Lambo

Yung Patreon - Identical Dicks (Prod. By Taylor King)

Four Stroke Anthem

Yung Patreon - Scrumdog Millionaire (Prod. By JP Soundz)

Fuck McDonald's
Took 2mil away
Rather eat at a steakhouse anyway
With the freshest moose and hand cut fries
Get fat like Bert call me supersized

Are you bathing? Are you staying clean?
Are you my girl do you really love me?
Unleash! I know you really want a kiss
But I fart in your face cuz ya smell like piss 
Chuck Barry! Don't confuse with
Cool Terry! 
When cool guy Terry put a plug in his ass
Double ended fuck sleeve got him cumming fast
Virginity is cool (come on come on)
Virginity is cool (he got it he got it)
Virginity is cool (what up what up)
Virginity is cool (he got it he got it)
My juice ain't sweet
The expiration date lied to me
Fuck you bitch whore call me back
Ain't no slut too busy for that

Got a whole lotta love
For the cool guy club

Stand back mommy coming at ya fast
Shit in your mouth spit it back in her ass
Redban! Grossest thing I ever heard
Eating booty poolside mouthful of turd oh yeah
He like it like that 
Remind you one time fuckin Bert is fat
Spent thirty thousand dollars on his tattoos
Eats pussy from the back and shops at whole foods
Weighs 30 bills but he looks 210
Amazon package on his porch again
Name's Hard Rock Nick got a twelve inch dick
You should try it out if you can handle it
(scat break)

Yung Patreon feat. DJ Dad Mouth - Bikes (Prod. by Blackxout)

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