The Gay Song: Part Two (feat. kiingquad)

Subconsious

I wrote this for my friend, Kim's, birthday! It's stupid, and I hope you like it!

Eminem - Kim (REMIX)

Take it from me, I’m a mother fucking G 
I got bitches to my left, by that I mean they left me 
I mean seriously, they got up and walked away 
I think it was because I told them I’m a little bit gay 
And apparently sharing that information sways 
Any girl’s decision to uh-helping you get laid 
All their panties on the floor, encircled by a bunch of whores
So I said I wanted them in all seven of my holes  
Now, that was not the thing to say
They looked at me like I was cray 
Then they went the fuck away 
Left me naked and ashamed 
Kinda hoping I was joking but no, my ass hole is broken 
And I got a bro who’s choking on a pill the size of Oakland 
I decided it was time to let the beat take over rhyme 
So I ejaculated four-hundred and sixty-two times 
The kitchen is a mess and the living room smells like ass
I need about a hundred minutes for decoration and class
Unless you wanna join our party, our nudist island is hot
All there is only guys with meat as big as a brat 
Seriously, why don’t come and sleep on this cot
We can share, I mean, hey, it shows I’m caring a lot 
Oops, I’m sorry, like a cow, it likes to graze in the grass 
Now I know you’re hiding grass in the crack of your ass
Let’s get freaky, freaky-deaky, I’d like to leak through your cheekys
I’d let you melt inside my mouth until you shook and got sleepy  
For forty minutes we can do it, there’s no blanket included
Ooo, here’s a special thought, let’s Craig here to film it 
Now don’t worry about dooty, I haven’t shat in a year
So going in it’s like I’m polishing the tip without fear 
And now I know you’re kinda straight so I’ma give you a beer
Because your booty needs to numb to get another in there 
It’s a two for one special, it’s a double dog wrestle 
It’s a dick and another dick inside a man’s vessel 
It’s gay sex! And it’s in a 3-way 
The only person you expecting to impress is the Devil 

Oh shit. I now I have to call up all of my bitches,
And let them know I’m not into them anymore
God fucking damnit 
















So hi (hey)
Listen, it was really fun all those times
Together, you and I kissing (yeah)
But something’s come up, and this is hard for me to say
But it’s my dick that’s coming up for other guys, cause I’m gay
 (Whaa--?) 
Now, I know it’s hard to process this 
But it’s my life and I insist 
You take some time off sucking dick
Cause that shit’s not good for those lips 
Ian, I know what you’re saying and I’m bummed
And it really sucks that I can’t make you cum 
But I have a secret that you can’t tell no one 
It’s a little gadget that I wrap around my waist
Woah, I get where you’re going with this
But I insist you get it and strap that shit to your clit
It’s the straightest gay sex you gon’ ever see me have 
Just give me one second, I’m gonna tell my dad 
Forty minutes later, I’m just walking down the street
Kicking up my feet to this mother fucking beat
Feeling very happy, wearing a big, stupid grin
I don’t even care about my second double chin
But I arrive at this other bitches house
Wearing nothing but a cape and the girl who fucked me’s blouse 
 I start to knocking on the door
She hears me banging kind of loud 
She comes to open up the door
I realize that I’m in a blouse 
And then it hits me, I’m not gay 
My ass is hurting, not okay 
I start to wonder, how the hell I ever let another male 
Ejaculate inside my tail
Oh, this story gon’ be so swell 
Then she opens up the door! 
So hi! (sup)
Listen, you wanna have sex on the floor of your kitchen 
(Sure!) It’s been a long day and I need a little pooter 
I’ll ride you like a scooter
Put my dick inside your fuzzy wuzzy, goop chute, cooter 

Now, we know that none of us are gay
This song just proves that we are straight
But that we need to find a girlfriend 
That we can love until we die
Now you’re gonna make me cry
Cause I’m so very much alone
That I’m gonna need to bone

The Gay Song

Looking Left - feat. Ezreal

BEAT BY: Syndrome 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2ybxtthBTo&list=LLnEyHJYOa3_fGNMC7JRfo3A&index=21&t=0s

Proper & jj anony - My Way (Prod. By Syndrome)

Crazy Fan (DISS TRACK)

Thinking Of You (feat. jjanony)

beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6L-m3YsfzI&list=LLnEyHJYOa3_fGNMC7JRfo3A&index=16&t=0s

Betrayal - feat. Ezreal (Diss Track)

Beat:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjJpXO-LW1c&list=LLnEyHJYOa3_fGNMC7JRfo3A&index=10&t=0s

Proper

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