This is a compilation of some fun audio commissions I did from 2021-2022.

Audio commissions are OPEN AGAIN! Send an email to theminutehour@gmail.com with either a script or an idea for a short monologue/scene/song. I'll get back to you within a week to let you know if I can do it. Rates are below. It's a little pricier than last time, but I don't phone these in! You will get your money's worth.

-- NEW COMMISSION RATES --

If you want me to read a script - 
$40 for 1 minute of recorded lines
+$15 for each additional minute (3 mins max)

If you want me to record/edit something based on your idea -
$50 for 1 minute monologue/scene/song, with music and/or sound effects
+$25 for each additional minute (3 mins max)

CREDITS
0:00 1. TMH Official Prayer
Le Grenoulle (XPM) (inspiration)

1:18 2. Tools
Matt Magnotta (premise/co-writer)

2:22 3. Dirty Bird
Big Raim (inspiration)

3:45 4. Pigeon Fighter
BubbaJonezz (premise)
Music -  "Naked Guy Murder"  (Cliff Martinez - Too Old To Die Young)

6:06 5. Class Participation
Daniel Gross (premise)

8:51 6. Geralt's High Octane Tax Collection Agency
Big Raim (premise)
Music - "Who Likes To Party" (Kevin Macleod)

9:56 7. Crystal Healer
Nequies (premise)

10:55 8. Dale's Dill Dough
Randi Dave (premise/co-writer)
Music - "Neopolitan Tarantella" (Al Caiola)

12:20 9. Make It Backwards
A.A. (inspiration)
Music - "Sirius" (Alan Parsons)

14:12 10. Country Song
Noah Wright of the Marrow Journal (writer)

16:15 11. Mealz
Myron (premise/co-writer)
Music - Somewhere in this video, I don't remember! https://youtu.be/_Zxnop2vmGM

18:34 12. Bear With Me
SBS (premise)

19:42 13. What A Queer Bird The Frog Are
Peter Yost (inspiration, based on an old poem they know of)

20:55 14. DIGMEOUT
Chris B (premise)

21:52 15. Soap Chicken
tehtyde (premise)

23:44 16. The Birthday Song
K.R. (inspiration)

24:53 17. Nice Tux
Anonymous (writer)
Music - "Arabesque No. 1" (Debussy)

26:03 18. Rami's Mind
Qanye (premise)

27:28 19. Tenet
N.V. (premise)

28:49 20. Pantless Man
Anonymous (premise/co-writer)
Music - Gymnopedia No. 1 (Erik Satie)

30:37 21. The Least Dangerous Game
Winged Sun Comics (premise/co-writer)
Music - "untitled192" (tmh)

32:55 22. Goblin in Space
Gepherey (premise)

33:29 23. Totino Knows
Anonymous (premise/co-writer) 

34:36 24. Dale's Dill Dough 2
Randi Dave (premise/co-writer)
Music - "Neopolitan Tarantella" (Al Caiola)

36:34 25. Smoke N Murder Guy
John V. (premise)

38:12 26. Glenn with Two N's
The Alchemist (inspiration/co-writer)

39:34 27. The Uncircumsizer
Jerry Harkins (premise)
Music - Danse Macabre (Camille Saint-Saens)

41:16 28. Are You A Bad Enough Dude
DOODmarine (writer)

41:36 29. That Dang Old Dog
Evan Dickerson (inspiration/co-writer)

You Paid For This (Audio Commissions)

Rare post, still working on a large project. Hope this will keep you guys excited for the future of NARD!

Battle Against A Puzzling Opponent

I miss messing around with Namco wavetables. Will this mean that I'll get back into Namco-styled covers? Only one could dream. :)
Made in Furnace.

Octahedron Boogie

crazygoji - moon garden

'microtunes' is a collection of tracks written over the past year (with a few exceptions). this release originally contained over 30 tracks, but it has since been whittled down to a clean 26. each one is a distillation of my musical spirit. some are weird and complex, some are sweet and simple, some are straight up mean. all of them are me!


i have so much more music hidden away (mainly due to NDAs 💀). consider this release just the tip of the iceberg.

i have never felt more inspired to create, and that's in large part thanks to the digital fusion community. you've all contributed an immeasurable amount to my life and career. i have met some of my closest friends through this community the past few years. i'm not sure where i'd be without y'all.

as always, special thanks to the infernal abyss (adam, andrew, joey, matt, narek, nick) for their invaluable feedback and life coaching.

it's all appetizers, baby. bon appétit.

Program Monitor

Proxima64

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