3 years years later and this is still a banger

Actually has great fucking lines. PRUNE TANG RECORDS!!

yo wtf i had this exact verse in middle school for a rap battle

yo wtf bro i did this exact verse in middle school for a rap battle but i didn't say sister

Scum N Bass

MEL'S MANIFESTO

Original Track by Tee Veeman: https://soundcloud.com/rudenoodlenpc/burger-shot-shuffle

Lyrics

That will be 69 including tax
And if you get off your fat ass 
and do some laps
Those legs won’t flap 
when cops clap your ass in your assless chaps
Crazy you ask! 

My suit competes with the finest loveseat
I cautiously advise the thieves to leave
Before bike guy's scrapes his knees
Causing his enemies to flee
We desperately need beef!

CHORUS
Taking Orders
At the, at the, at the Burgershot
(taking orders at the Burgershot)

Put it in the damn computer
Let me, Let me, Let me
Take your order

Taking Orders
At the, at the, at the Burgershot
(taking orders at the Burgershot)

Put it in the damn computer
Let me, Let me, Let me
Take your order

Verse 2:
Indeed Tee Vee has weed
Bikeguy’s a dweeb
Shelly misleads Steve 
Val bleeds tweed
Peaches has neat feet
but don’t quote me or I’ll have to break your ass

OTT and Yung Fierro Disagree on 
Who is who and who’s the wanna-be
Advice for free
The island’s lonely, be friendly
Like 2pac and Biggie 

I’m concerned
So I start Nervous talking
You’ve cornered four turns
Now I’m walking
filling out police reports
locals gawking
Have you heard the news?
Ursula is no longer blogging
  
<chorus>
  
Cream Pie’s made fresh
Meat flesh-less
Don’t shame the fetish
lunch for breakfast
  
Fingle Sauce not very tasty
Fresh Burgers made on the Daily 
Chips slithers while being shaky
What can I get for you, Baby?
No, I call every baby, baby
Swipe right here so you can pay me

I’ll ring you up 
right here 
right now

Don’t take cash
Now Swipe here
Right now

Two swipes 
Right here
Right now

Tax will be the same
Now swipe

Striped Pajamas
Bahama’s Mama’s
Whitley’s back piece with an iguana
Driver Needed
Drive Her Seated
Hold this L for me cause you’ve been deleted 

<chorus>

Let me take your order - DJ Leo & Tee Veeman - NoPixel 3.0

Malding Monday

VERSE 1 - VOCAL FLEX:

i think i might've lost my mind
i think about you all the time
is this by design?
the way you make me feel


CHORUS: 

i wanna take you for a horseback ride
i wanna tell you i'll be your side
i wanna show you i won't run and hide
from your love... 

and if you ever were to leave my world
just know i'll be there right behind you girl
kiss me through the wind
as like a butterfly your love unfurls



LITERAL ROCKY SPEECH:

The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows.  It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t how hard you hit; it’s about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done. Now, if you know what you’re worth, then go out and get what you’re worth.


RAP VERSE: 

double barrel, all bricked up
ass so fat make me do a big nut
6 times cut but it's never enough because her
eyes roll back when i enter the butt
keep growin
keep showin
bars so real words never stop flowin
find kind behind defined
designed combined assigned signed blind confined declined
inclined lined bind
let me remiiiind you
that i will fiiind you
back to the rhymes

you can't try and hang with this
cantankerous and dangerous
flavorous but traitorous
this guy might endanger us

love song 4 u (prod. RflowBeatz)

Made this silly thing for Kiwo and her character Jackie :D. Pretty rough mix, please don't mind :P

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Burger Shot - Tribute to Kiwo (Jackie)

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Lyrics:
Tryna bankrupt Chang Gang through Wu Chang
Stacking up the platinum plaques everyday mane
BDC Riley heading for the hall of fame
Hey Mr. Booba suck my wang
You a Leanboi - we don’t eat the same
Looking lil skinny here’s some beef chow mein
Ya got a demon but I’m the Devil on cocaine
Sorry Curtis that you had to hear this mane
But this is real life ain’t no video game
You can have Lean St, I’m running BDC Lane
Hello mothafucka I’m talking to you Lang
But I can’t hear a thing when beat bass bang
The music got em malding here’s some rogaine 
Charmeolon – all I spit is flame 
I’m an alien- we’re are not the same
Like Lil Loco- a little insane
Hank Hill flow- all gas propane
BDC Riley they go know the name
Stunna shades on with my Wu Chang chain
Got the big gun and it go bang bang
Shout out to Austin he the main mane
Feeling like champions when we tag team
Bitches in the bedroom ya know what I mean
Now throw it back like a Frisbee to Eugene 
Now throw it back like a Frisbee to Eugene 
Now throw it back like a Frisbee to Eugene 
Now throw it back like a Frisbee to Eugene

BDC Riley - "Mr. Booba 🍜🍜🍜" - Lang Buddah Leanbois Diss - Wu Chang Records

prod.zmt

CP drops another banger that includes 66 guns.

Now That's What I Call Guns: Volume 1 - BEATDOWNCREW

Wu - Diss - Bryce Miller

Tombstone Piledriver

A cypher for the Leanbois by Tuesday Phillips, Ronin Kainz, Gioconda Coppola, Bryce Miller and Oliver Zoom. 

Produced by Ruby Ramen

Leanbois Cypher Ft. Tuesday, Ronin, Gio, Bryce, Oliver (Prod. Ruby)

Mixed/Mastered by @Dualiity_music | soundcloud.com/dualiitymusic 

LYRICS

WASTING MONEY IM SPENDING EVERY DIME ALL DAY 
SPENT THAT MONEY NOW IM BROKE WAS A BIG MISTAKE
IF I GOT MONEY YOU KNOW IMMA SPEND IT
BURN MY CASH SO QUICK THAT YOU CANT COMPREHEND IT
WASTING MONEY IM SPENDING EVERY DIME ALL DAY 

yo whats poppin this is dmoney
you can sit down right here and learn about burning paper from me
chillin in los santos 103 its nice and sunny
perfect weather to go out and spend all of my money

chilling at vanilla unicorn throwin paper
watching a dancer on the pole and my eyes cant escape her
they dont have enough liquor in the fridgerator
clean em out and tell em ill be back like im the terminator

just got paid so I got a fat stack and im ready to go
look at this flow
fly head to toe
the money in my pocket burning a hole
im out of control and im
out on patrol and im
watchin the pole and
its just pandamonium
browser is chromium
complex napoleon
taking this over like im a mongolian

you cannot stop me cause i am the best
fuck around and youll get 2 to the chest
once you hear all of my music i know youll probably become obssessed
when you see me i am dressed to impressed
i know your girl likes me cause she has confessed
im the best at wasting money on dumbshit that i do not need there just is no contest

WASTING MONEY IM SPENDING EVERY DIME ALL DAY 
SPENT THAT MONEY NOW IM BROKE WAS A BIG MISTAKE
IF I GOT MONEY YOU KNOW IMMA SPEND IT
BURN MY CASH SO QUICK THAT YOU CANT COMPREHEND IT
WASTING MONEY IM SPENDING EVERY DIME ALL DAY 

going to tha rooster rest - im wastin money
then i go to burger shot - im wastin money
keep buying tons of new outfits - im wastin money
keep getting my car impounded bitch I am wastin money

driving round town with the boys were throwing paper
hit my juul so hard that all you see is water vapor
rolling up my weed in the finest rolling paper
aiming so high my ambitions looking like a skyscraper

when it comes to the rap game my repitoire complete
my lyrics are so solid they just might as well be concrete
on the track you know that i am bringing that heat
when im laying down my lyrics I cannot be beat

wastin money is just something comes on right out naturally
i make all of my financial choices uni laterally
my spending habits are probably known internationally
but thats okay because im living the broke life masterfully


WASTING MONEY IM SPENDING EVERY DIME ALL DAY 
SPENT THAT MONEY NOW IM BROKE WAS A BIG MISTAKE
IF I GOT MONEY YOU KNOW IMMA SPEND IT
BURN MY CASH SO QUICK THAT YOU CANT COMPREHEND IT
WASTING MONEY IM SPENDING EVERY DIME ALL DAY

Wu - Diss - Bryce Miller

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