SIMPLE STE VAN SAYS: If the Nobel Peace prize is awarded to the Pope, it will confirm the world is run by idiots! Might as well give it to Satan!

(Seems, these days, all you have to do to be nominated for the Nobel Peace prize is shed a few tears in public....unbelievable!) And what an insult to all those past winners!

EVERY TIME I SEE YOU, YOU BE HIGH ON GANDHI
SPOUTING PROPHECY, PHONETICALLY TOO FRIENDLY
REPETITIOUS STORY EACH AND EVERY SUNDAY
BASKING IN THE GLORY, KISSING EVERY RUNWAY

CHARISMATIC HERO YOU BE SLIGHTLY SHADY
TRYING TO KEEP IT STRAIGHT WHEN YOU KISS THE BABY
MAN OF THE PEOPLE, CLOSE TO AN EAR HOLE
LEFT IT FAR TO LATE WITH THE COTTON CANDY

YOU'RE SO OVER-RATED...HIGH ON GANDHI
YOUR SERMONS ARE DATED,,,HIGH ON GANDHI
WE'FE SICK AND TIRED OF YOU...HIGH ON GANDHI
IT'S TIME FOR SOMETHING NEW

SO OVERSTATED...HIGH ON GANDHI
YOUR IMAGE CREATED...HIGH ON GANDHI
CREAKY OLD VOODOO...HIGH ON GANDHI
YOU'RE A BAKELITE GURU...OH NO!

MAN OF IRONY GIVING BABES TO CANDY
LOOKING KIND OF CUTE, STANDING NEXT TO BAMBI
SHEPHERDING THE SHEEP DOESN'T MAKE YOU HOLY
SOWING WHAT YOU REAP WREAKS OF THATCHER GLORY

YOU MAKE ME WANNA' PUKE EYEING UP THE QUARRY
THEY SWALLOW LINE AND HOOK WHEN YOU SAY YOUR SORRY
HARDLY MONASTIC
MORE A CONTROL FREAK
YOU TAKETH THE CASH AND
YOU BRINGETH THE HEARTACHE

YOU'RE SO OVER-RATED...HIGH ON GANHDI
YOUR SERMONS ARE DATED,,,HIGH ON GANDHI
WE'FE SICK AND TIRED OF YOU...HIGH ON GANDHI
IT'S TIME FOR SOMETHING NEW

SO OVERSTATED...HIGH ON GANDHI
YOUR IMAGE CREATED...HIGH ON GANDHI
CREAKY OLD VOODOO...HIGH ON GANDHI
YOU'RE A BAKELITE GURU...OH NO!

I THINK YOU WOULD BELIEVE ME IF MY LEGS WERE BANDY
WORSHIP AND ADORE ME IF MY TOES WERE SANDY

WE DECREE THAT THEE AND THEE SHALL SELL YOUR GOODS AND FOLLOW ME
FOR HE IS I, AND WE ARE HE, SO THEE AND THEE SHALL SPREAD THIS STORY

I THINK YOU WOULD BELIEVE ME IF MY LEGS WERE BANDY
WORSHIP AND ADORE ME IF MY TOES WERE SANDY

WE DECREE THAT THEE AND THEE SHALL SELL YOUR GOODS AND FOLLOW ME
FOR HE IS I, AND WE ARE HE, SO THEE AND THEE SHALL SPREAD THIS STORY

SO OVERSTATED...HIGH ON GANDHI
YOUR IMAGE CREATED...HIGH ON GANDHI
CREAKY OLD VOODOO...HIGH ON GANDHI
YOU'RE A BAKELITE GURU...OH NO!

BREAK

YOU'RE SO OVER-RATED...HIGH ON GANDHI
YOUR SERMONS ARE DATED,,,HIGH ON GANDHI
WE'FE SICK AND TIRED OF YOU...HIGH ON GANDHI
IT'S TIME FOR SOMETHING NEW

SO OVERSTATED...HIGH ON GANDHI
YOUR IMAGE CREATED...HIGH ON GANDHI
CREAKY OLD VOODOO...HIGH ON GANDHI
YOU'RE A BAKELITE GURU...OH NO!

GANDHI
HIGH ON GANDHI
I'M HIGH ON
I'M HIGH

GANDHI
HIGH ON GANDHI
I'M HIGH ON
I'M HIGH

GANDHI
HIGH ON GANDHI
I'M HIGH ON
I'M HIGH


KISS THE TARMAC, MR POPE voc

I BROKE HER ARM
IN THREE DIFFERENT PLACES
MANCHESTER, BIRMINGHAM AND LEEDS
SHE’S THE SAME GIRL
WITH THREE DIFFERENT FACES
LORETTA, LORRAINE & LOUISE

I BROKE HER ARM
IN THREE DIFFERENT PLACES
MANCHESTER, BIRMINGHAM AND LEEDS
SHE’S THE SAME GIRL
WITH THREE DIFFERENT FACES
LORETTA, LORRAINE & LOUISE

I TRIED TO CATCH HER EYE
WHEN SHE THREW IT MY WAY
BUT INTENTION AND THE ACT
CAME UNSTUCK AGAIN

SHE STIRS SOMETHING IN ME
BUT I’M NOT HER CUP OF TEA
SHE’S STRICTLY PG
AND AFRAID OF MEN

SHE LOVES TO MAKE A SCENE
MARK THE PLACES WHERE SHE’S BEEN
TURNING FACES BOTTLE GREEN
WITH HER SICK SCENTS

ONE WHIFF OF HER PERFUME
CAN FUMIGATE A ROOM
NEUTRALISE A NASTY NIFF
IN AN INSTANT

I BROKE HER ARM
IN THREE DIFFERENT PLACES
MANCHESTER, BIRMINGHAM AND LEEDS
SHE’S THE SAME GIRL
WITH THREE DIFFERENT FACES
LORETTA, LORRAINE & LOUISE

I DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE TO KISS
I DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE TO CUSS
I DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE TO KISS

TAKING THINGS 
FAR TO LITERALLY
LEADS TO OBSURDITY
MAKES HER, 
HER OWN WORST ENEMY

WHEN TOLD IN PLASTIC SURGERY:
“YOU CAN PICK YOUR NOSE FOR FREE”
SHE RAMMED TWO DIGITS UP
JUST FOR POSTERITY

I DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE TO KISS
I DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE TO CUSS
I DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE TO KISS
I DON’T KNOW WHICH ONE TO CUSS

I BROKE HER ARM
IN THREE DIFFERENT PLACES
MANCHESTER, BIRMINGHAM AND LEEDS
SHE’S THE SAME GIRL
WITH THREE DIFFERENT FACES
LORETTA, LORRAINE & LOUISE

SHE’S A CONUNDRUM
WRAPPED IN CONFUSION

THREE DIFFERENT PLACES

THIS IS A PIG OF A PLACE
PUKED UPON A TRACT OF SPACE
FOREVER TO BE KNOWN THROUGH HISTORY
AS A VOMITOR OF TOXIC WASTE

THIS IS A PIG OF A PLACE
FALLEN FROM GRACE TO BASE
TIME SHALL NOT REST UNTIL EFFACED OF EVERY TRACE
OF THE INHUMAN REMAINS OF THE HUMAN R - RACE

THIS IS A PIG OF A PLACE
PUKED UPON A TRACT OF SPACE
FOREVER TO BE KNOWN THROUGH HISTORY
AS A VOMITOR OF TOXIC WASTE

WOE TO THE ONE
WHO HOGS THE SUN
WHO EATS FOR TEN 
AND DRINKS FOR FUN

WOE TO THE ONE WHO
BLACK OR WHITE
IS A BIGOT BY DAY
AND A RACIST BY NIGHT

WOE TO THE MAN
WHO LOVES THE GUN
THE HIT AND RUN
WHO KILLS FOR FUN

WOE TO THE WOMEN 
WHO WISHES FOR WEALTH
WHO FEARS FOR HER LIFE
BUT WALKS IN THE NIGHT






THIS IS A PIG OF A PLACE
VOMITOR OF VULGAR TASTE
FOREVER TO REMAIN A MYSTERY
THROUGH THE ANNALS OF TIME AND SPACE

THIS IS A PIG OF A PLACE
NEVER SEEN BETTER DAYS
TWISTED WITHIN
THIS GARDEN OF EDEN
VICTOR AND VICTIM ROLLED INTO ONE

THIS IS A PIG OF A PLACE
NEVER SEEN BETTER DAYS
THRIVING ON FRICTION, ADDICTION, AND GODS
EIGHT BE HER SECTION
THREE SIXES HER ODDS

WOE TO THE ONE
WHO CLAIMS TO BE CHOSEN
PEDDLING JUNK
WRAPPED UP IN RELIGION

WOE TO THE ONE
WHO PREACHES CONFUSION
THAT LIE BE THE TRUTH
AND THE REST BE ILLUSION

WOE TO THE ONE
WHO CAUSES DIVISION
THE PSYCHO-, THE SCHIZO-,
THE SOCIO-CHAMELEON

WOE TO THE ONE
CRACKPOT POL-ITICIAN
WHO BURNS WITH A VISION
DECENDING FROM ZION

BREAK

WOE TO THE ONE WHO WIELDS
POWER AND CURRUPTION
WITH A FINGER ON PULSE
PUSH BUTTON DESTRUCTION

WOE TO THE DRIVEN
SELF-PROCLAIMED ICON
PSYCHO-, SCHIZO-,
SOCIO-CHAMELEON

WOE TO THE WOMAN
WHO WORSHIPS IN BABYLON
PLYING HER TRADE
ON THE STEPS OF THE VATICAN

WOE TO THE WOMAN
WHO CLAIMS TO BE ALIEN
PSYCHIC, MYSTIC,
FRIEND OF THE…WICKERMAN

PSYCHO, SHIZO, SOCIO-CHAMELEON

SQUEAL WITH DELIGHT (NOT LIKE A PIG)

SECONDHAND COFFIN....COUGH....COUGH....COUGH
THIS SECONDHAND COFFIN
TAKES YOU ALL THE WAY....TO HEAVEN

YOU CAN TRAVEL IN STYLE
YOU CAN SLEEP FOR A WHILE
WHILE FIXED UPON YOUR MUSH
IS A PERMANENT SMILE

AN OVERCOAT FOR LIFE
COMES IN ANY SHAPE OR SIZE
AND LIKE PANDORA'S BOX
IT CONTAINS A BIG SURPRISE

SECONDHAND COFFIN
BUILT FOR COMFORT AND SPEED
SECONDHAND COFFIN
CATERS TO ALL YOUR NEEDS
SECONDHAND COFFIN
YOU CAN TRAVEL IN STYLE
SECONDHAND COFFIN
YOU CAN SLEEP FOR A WHILE

OVERCOAT FOR LIFE....OVERCOAT
OVERCOAT FOR LIFE
BALANCES THE BOOKS AND....DECIMATES DEBT
OVERCOAT FOR LIFE....OVERCOAT
OVERCOAT FOR LIFE
SLATE IS NICE AND CLEAN....SO NO NEED TO FRET
OVERCOAT FOR LIFE....OVERCOAT
OVERCOAT FOR LIFE
ALL WE LEAVE BEHIND IS A ROOM TO LET
OVERCOAT FOR LIFE....OVERCOAT
OVERCOAT FOR LIFE
AND SOMEONE'S TAKING CARE OF THE FAMILY PET

IGNORE THE FACT THAT IT AIN'T TOO WIDE
JUST LAY BACK AND ENJOY THE RIDE
WE MADE IT JUST AN INCH TOO LONG
SOME EXTRA LEG ROOM TO SPREAD YOUR WINGS

A WEALTH OF FEATURES WE PROVIDE
SUGGEST YOU TAKE A PEAK INSIDE
THIS PACKAGE DEAL INCLUDES A BRIDE
AND PERKS TO KEEP YOU OCCUPIED

WANT A TELEPHONE....WE CAN PROVIDE
WANT A CB RADIO....WE CAN PROVIDE
WANT A TELEVISION....WE CAN PROVIDE
ROUND THE CLOCK CABLE OR SATELLITE....WE CAN PROVIDE
WANT A LETTERBOX....WE CAN PROVIDE
WANT A FULL LENGTH MIRROR....WE CAN PROVIDE
A STAINED-GLASS WINDOW WITH PANORAMIC VIEWS....WE CAN PROVIDE
UNLIMITED ACCESS TO THE INTERNET....WE CAN PROVIDE

GOING ALL THE WAY TO HEAVAN
GOING ALL THE WAY TO HEAVAN

YOU CAN TRAVEL IN STYLE
YOU CAN SLEEP FOR A WHILE
WHILE FIXED UPON YOUR MUSH
IS A PERMANENT SMILE

AN OVERCOAT FOR LIFE
COMES IN ANY SHAPE OR SIZE
AND LIKE PANDORA'S BOX
IT CONTAINS A BIG SURPRISE

SECONDHAND COFFIN
BUILT FOR COMFORT AND SPEED
SECONDHAND COFFIN
CATERS TO ALL YOUR NEEDS
SECONDHAND COFFIN
YOU CAN TRAVEL IN STYLE
SECONDHAND COFFIN
YOU CAN SLEEP FOR A WHILE

OVERCOAT FOR LIFE....OVERCOAT
OVERCOAT FOR LIFE
OR MORE SPECIFICALLY DEATH
OVERCOAT FOR LIFE....OVERCOAT
OVERCOAT FOR LIFE
NAILS THE LID ON REGRET
OVERCOAT FOR LIFE....OVERCOAT
OVERCOAT FOR LIFE
BUT IT PRODUCES DURESS
OVERCOAT FOR LIFE....OVERCOAT
OVERCOAT FOR LIFE
FOR ALL THOSE GRIEVING RELATIVES WE LEAVE BEHIND

IGNORE THE FACT THAT IT AIN'T TOO WIDE
JUST LAY BACK AND ENJOY THE RIDE
WE MADE IT JUST AN INCH TOO LONG
SOME EXTRA LEG ROOM TO SPREAD YOUR WINGS

A WEALTH OF FEATURES WE PROVIDE
SUGGEST YOU TAKE A PEAK INSIDE
THIS PACKAGE DEAL INCLUDES A BRIDE
AND PERKS TO KEEP YOU OCCUPIED

WANT A DIGITAL CLOCK....WE CAN PROVIDE
A REVOLVING DOOR....WE CAN PROVIDE
A SPYHOLE, SAFETY CHAIN AND LETTERBOX....WE CAN PROVIDE
A COMBINATION DOOR....LOCK AND KEY....WE CAN PROVIDE
WANT THE KITCHEN SINK....WE CAN PROVIDE
WANT IT LINED WITH MINK....WE CAN PROVIDE
A VERTICAL VALET LACKING EARS AND DUMB....WE CAN PROVIDE
AN ESCALATOR, ELEVATOR SHAFT OR STAIRLIFT

SECONDHAND COFFIN (OVERCOAT FOR LIFE) additional guitar TIHO

TO FIGURE OUT THE MEANING OF THIS TITLE, YOU WOULD NEED TO DO SOME RESEARCH ON THE OLD BRITISH CARRY ON MOVIES. 

IT'S A PLAY ON A SLOGAN FROM AN VERY OLD ADVERTISEMENT FOR ICE CREAMS: OH, ICES, SWEET ICES, THEY'RE LOVELY!

WHICH, IN TURN, IS MAKING REFERENCE TO THE GODDESS, ISIS. 

I AM TAKING IT ONE STEP FURTHER, SPOOFING THE EXTREMIST ORGANIZATION, ISIS :) 

OH, ISIS, SWEET ISIS, THEY'RE LOVELY!

MEAN EYE...LAZY EYE

YOU HAVE A MEAN EYE
I HAVE A LAZY EYE
YOU HAVE A THIRD EYE
BORING INTO EVERY MIND

YOU HAVE A MEAN EYE
I HAVE A LAZY EYE
YOU HAVE A THIRD EYE

TWO EYES THAT FAIL TO SEE
TWO EARS REFUSE TO HEAR
ONE MIND, ENCLOSED AND WEAK
TWO LIPS AFRAID TO SPEAK

TWO MINDS THAT NEVER MEET
ONE EGO THAT FAILED TO LEAP
ONE VOICE, THE VOICE OF SHEEP
ONE THOUGHT, A SILENT BLEAT

YOU HAVE A MEAN EYE
I HAVE A LAZY EYE
YOU HAVE A THIRD EYE

BREAK

TWO HANDS EXTEND AND GREET
TWO ARMS ADMIT DEFEAT
TWO LIMBS THAT WON'T COMPETE
ONE FLESH WITH TWO LEFT FEET

TWO FACED, BUT ONE DECEIT
FORK TONGUES, AND DOGS IN HEAT
ONE SOUL THAT WEARS CONCEIT
NO SENSE, A WORLD ASLEEP

YOU HAVE A MEAN EYE
I HAVE A LAZY EYE
YOU HAVE A THIRD EYE

MEAN EYE....LAZY EYE voc

BETTER DEAD THAN CELEB inst

UGLY AS SIN


YOU MUST POSSESS
A BEAUTY WITHIN
YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A BEAUTIFUL BABY
CAUSE NOW YOU ARE UGLY AS SIN

YOU MUST HAVE BEEN
A PHOTOGRAPHER’S DREAM
THAT RIDICULOUS CHIN
AND THE CHEEKIEST GRIN

YOU MUST HAVE HAD A SMILE THAT COULD WIN
SEND A HEART IN A SPIN
PAIR OF EYES THAT COULD SWIM
AND THE SOFTEST OF SKIN

I MUST CONFESS I WAS YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN
BUT THEN YOUR BODY CLOCK SHE WENT CRAZY
AND YOU JUST SWELLED LIKE A DAMN

YOU USE TO BE A WOW WITH THE MEN
BUT THEN THE SWELLING BEGAN
KINDA RUINED THE TAN

IT MUST HAVE WIPED THE SMILE OF YOUR CLOCK
LEFT YOUR BOX WITHOUT LOCKS 
GIVE YOUR SHELL SUCH A SHOCK
AND YOUR EGO A KNOCK

YOU MUST POSSESS 
A BEAUTY WITHIN
YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A BEAUTIFUL BABY
BUT NOW YOU ARE STRIPPED OF YOUR SKIN

YOU MUST HAVE BEEN
A BEAM OF THE SUN
BUT YOU GREW TO BECOME 
THE ONE PEOPLE WILL SHUN

YOU MUST HAVE SUFFERED SEVERAL SHOCKS
WITH THE LOSS OF YOUR LOCKS
FROM THE TOP OF YOUR BOX
WIPED THE SMILE OF YOUR CLOCK

YOU MUST POSSESS 
A BEAUTY WITHIN
YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A BEAUTIFUL BABY
CAUSE NOW YOU ARE UGLY AS SIN


YOU MUST HAVE BEEN
A PHOTOGRAPHER’S DREAM
WITH YOUR MAGNETIC BEAM
AS WIDE AS A SCREEN

YOU MUST HAVE SUNK A COUPLE OF SHIPS
WHEN YOU WIGGLED YOUR HIPS
WHEN YOU PUCKERED YOUR LIPS
AND SPAT OUT THE PIPS

BREAK

YOU MUST POSSESS 
A BEAUTY WITHIN
YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A BEAUTIFUL BABY
CAUSE NOW YOU ARE UGLY AS SIN

YOU MUST HAVE BEEN
A PHOTOGRAPHERS DREAM
WITH YOUR MAGNETIC BEAM
AS WIDE AS THE SCREEN

YOU MUST HAVE SUNK A COUPLE OF SHIPS
WHEN YOU WIGGLED YOUR HIPS
WHEN YOU PUCKERED YOUR LIPS
AND MADE WITH THE QUIPS

I MUST MAKE TESTS
EXAMINE YOUR SCAN
YOU MAY HAVE BEEN THE CONSUMATE LADY
BUT YOU HAVE THE MOUTH OF A MAN

YOU MUST HAVE BEEN
A BUNDLE OF FUN
LIKE ATTILA THE HUN
NEVER SHORT OF A PUN

YOU EVEN REINVENTED THE RAP
WITH YOUR FREUDIAN SLIPS
WITH A SHOWER OF SPIT
OF YOUR TONGUE WORDS WOULD TRIP

YOU MUST CONFESS 
YOU’RE ONE HELL OF A MESS
YOU MAY HAVE BEEN THE BONNIEST BABY
BUT NOW YOU ARE TWO TON LIKE TESS



YOU’VE JUST BEGUN 
TO PILE ON THE FLESH
WILL YOU BLOCK OUT THE SUN
WELL IT’S ANYONE’S GUESS

YOU USE TO STRUT YOUR STUFF WITH THE BEST
NOW YOUR THIGHS HAVE GONE WEST
NOW THERE’S MORE TO LOVE LESS
YOU EXPLODE FROM A DRESS

I MUST CONFESS I WAS YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN
BUT THEN YOUR BODY CLOCK SHE WENT CRAZY
AND YOU JUST SWELLED LIKE A DAM

YOU USE TO BE A WOW WITH THE MEN
BUT THE SWELLING BEGAN
KINDA RUINED THE TAN

IT MUST HAVE WIPED THE SMILE OF YOUR CLOCK
LEFT YOUR BOX WITHOUT LOCKS 
GIVE YOUR SHELL SUCH A SHOCK
AND YOUR EGO A KNOCK


UGLY AS SIN

COMB THE  TUFT FROM THE LEFT HAND SIDE (BUT DON'T PASS THE DUTCHIE)

DISCO STU....PID - BUCK FACE AND THE FACEBOOKS is Ste van Horne

DON'T LOOK TO THE STARS (MAKE CELEBRITIES HISTORY) inst.

LADA LOUTS IN EFFING FOREST (All New Breed Of Anarchists) revised version

Revised version: have added more vocals near the beginning, so it's less repetitive, which has made a huge difference!

DON'T LOOK TO THE STARS (PSEUDO CELEBRITIES)revised

SCAPEGOAT OF TOMORROW

INSECT (ALMOST INCEST)- PSEUDO CELEBRITIES SUCK (MAKE CELEBS HISTORY)

BE MY GIRL INSTEAD OF HIS GIRL

I'M GONNA TELL YOU A SECRET off old 4 track tape

THE PIGS HAVE GOT NOTHING ON ME

DON'T JUST LIKE, LISTEN; DON'T JUST LISTEN, COMMENT; DON'T JUST COMMENT, SHARE!
Just clicking the like button is no proof that you actually listened, so I only respond when I see actual feedback!
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CREATING TUNES THAT MEAN SOMETHING.....IT'S ABOUT BEING TRUE TO OURSELVES!

IN MY OPINION, ONE I HOPE IS ONE DAY SHARED BY THE VAST MAJORITY (BUT I THINK THAT DAY WILL BE A LONG TIME COMING), IS THAT THE VAST MAJORITY OF SO-CALLED CELEBRITIES SUCK!

IT'S A SAD SITUATION WHERE SO MANY LIVE THEIR LIVES THROUGH THE EYES OF CELEBRITIES, HANGING ON THEIR EVERY WORD, EVEN THOUGH MUCH OF WHAT COMES OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS IS SUPERFICIAL CRAP!

IN THE MUSIC WORLD, THE SIGNED MUSICIAN  TENDS TO BE OF THE SHALLOW, SUPERFICIAL, VARIETY, CHURNING OUT PREDICTABLE GARBAGE, SUSTAINED BY MEDIA HYPE,  AND AN ABUNDANCE OF VILE ROCK STAR-STYLE POSTURING!

IT IS TO THE DETRIMENT OF ALL UNSIGNED MUSICIANS THAT DON'T FALL INTO THE WANNABE CATEGORY, THAT THE VAST MAJORITY ARE DUPED BY THE AURA OF FAME, SO INTOXICATED BY IMAGE AND HYPE, 

THAT THEY DON'T SEE THESE CELEBRITIES FOR THE CRETINS THEY REALLY ARE; THAT THE TUNES THEY CHURN OUT ARE DEVOID OF PERSONALITY AND CREATIVITY!

WORTHLESS, DISPOSABLE AND PREDICTABLE, SUCH TUNES SHOULD BE CONSIGNED TO THE DUSTBIN; INSTEAD, THEY BECOME AN EMBARRASSING PART OF MANKIND'S HISTORY!

FUTURE GENERATIONS WILL LOOK BACK ON THESE TIMES AS THE CREATIVE ERA THAT REACHED AN ALL TIME LOW, WHEN THE PUBLIC WAS SPOON FED ALL THINGS SUPERFICIAL, TACKY AND CRASS, AND LAPPED IT UP WILLINGLY!

BECAUSE CRASS IS KING, EXCEPTIONALLY GIFTED UNSIGNED ARTISTS WILL NEVER ESCAPE OBSCURITY! IN A JUST WORLD, IT WOULD BE SO-CALLED CELEBRITIES WHO ARE CONSIGNED TO OBLIVION, BUT THIS IS NOT A JUST WORLD!

SO-CALLED CELEBRITIES ARE THE MORTAL ENEMY OF UNSIGNED ARTISTS; IF YOU ARE A PARTY TO FEATHERING THEIR NESTS, FEEDING THE MYTH THAT THEY ACTUALLY HAVE THE KIND OF TALENT WORTHY OF SUCH PRAISE AND ADULATION, YOU ARE HAMMERING NAILS INTO YOUR OWN COFFIN!

PSEUDO CELEBRITIES SUCK!

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