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Track 21 from Hardcore Died With Hitler by Preschool Tea Party Massacre entitled It Fucking Hurts When I Piss

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Drop it Asshole! This is a complete stream of the Preschool Tea Party Massacre album from 2006.  It is one of the last albums they released before they went on a lengthy hiatus.  Now they are back and you can stream this leathal weapon tribute album free.

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01 Casey Anthony Can Get It Because I Like A Girl With Junk In Her Trunk

02 Nun Brains

03 Butt Raped By Bigfoot

04 Force Fed Vomit

05 I'm Gonna Fuck Me A Moose

06 Fuck Me Gently...With A Chainsaw

07 Sir Rapes-A-Lot

08 I've Got MS, Show Me Your Tits

09 Some Call It Stalking, I Call It Love

10 Fucked At Gunpoint

11 High School Yearbook Masturbation

12 Underage Sleepover Sex Party

13 Go Play In Traffic

14 Just Your Typical Family Sex Dungeon

16 You're Just A Hole To Me

15 Lesbian Boy Torture

A message to the fans...

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Preview clip of all the tracks of the upcoming FREE album Pussy Galore by Preschool Tea Party Massacre

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