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The Diary of a Wimpy Kid series are now presented in awesome binaural audio. Listen with headphones for the full, glorious, effect!

Written by Jeff Kinney, narrated by Dan Russell.

The Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series

Who needs a ladder when you’ve got a giraffe with an extended neck? 

The Ladderless Window-Cleaning Company certainly doesn't. They don’t need a pail, either, because they have a pelican with a bucket-sized beak. With a monkey to do the washing and Billy as their manager, this business is destined for success. Now they have their big break—a chance to clean all 677 windows of the Hampshire House, owned by the richest man in all of England! That’s exciting enough, but along the way there are surprises and adventures beyond their wildest window-washing dreams.

Included in Fantastic Mr. Fox and Other Animal Stories, on sale September 26

Available for purchase at:
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<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Fantastic-Mr-Other-Animal-Stories/dp/1611761832">Amazon - Audiobook (CD format)</a>
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The Giraffe and The Pelly and Me by Roald Dahl, read by Hugh Laurie

A lovely extract from this wonderful audio edition of The Further Adventures of the Owl and the Pussycat. 

Gruffalo author, Julia Donaldson, revisits Edward Lear's favourite rhyme in this new story set in a nonsensical land full of adventure. When their beautiful golden ring is stolen, the Owl and the Pussy-cat must travel far from the safety of the Bong-tree glade as their search for the thief leads them across the Sea, to the Chankly Bore and beyond...



Julia Donaldson: The Further Adventures of the Owl and the Pussycat (Audiobook extract)

This story has a happy ending.
No, wait, that was a different tape… 

 Dear Customer,
If you have picked up this sheet, you have probably not read the warning so clearly outlined in my prior message. This story may seem cheery at first, when the Baudelaire orphans spend time in the company of some interesting reptiles and a giddy uncle. But don’t be fooled.
The three siblings endure a car accident, a terrible odour, a deadly serpent, a long knife, a large brass reading lamp and the reappearance of a person they’d hoped never to see again.
I have made a solemn vow to present this information to the public, but there is nothing stopping you from tearing up this paper and pretending you’ve never heard of this CD. Then you can sell something that is less unpleasant.
With all due respect, Lemony Snicket

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Book the Second – The Reptile Room, By Lemony Snicket, Read by Tim Curry

Exclusive extracts from Vain Valentine!

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Just when you thought it was safe to go back to your bookshelf, 10 more horrendously hilarious stories about the absolute worst children ever! From ten-year old Hank and his endless pranks on his poor, long-suffering family, to Tandy and her titanic tantrums – this brand new collection is the perfect companion to World’s Worst Children books 1 and 2 and an ideal gift for the worst children in your life!

This compendium of catastrophically horrid boys and girls is brought to you by the phenomenal number-one bestseller David Walliams and a brilliant cast of comedy gold!

2018 marks the 10th anniversary of the publication of David Walliams’ first novel, The Boy in the Dress.

Vain Valentine Extract 1

Wrecking Ball

The Ugly Truth

The Long Hall

The Last Straw

The Diary Of A Wimpy Kid

Roderick Rules

Double Down

Dog Days

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“The Trunchbull” is no match for Matilda!

Matilda is a sweet, exceptional young girl, but her parents think she's just a nuisance. She expects school to be different but there she has to face Miss Trunchbull, a kid-hating terror of a headmistress. When Matilda is attacked by the Trunchbull she suddenly discovers she has a remarkable power with which to fight back. It'll take a superhuman genius to give Miss Trunchbull what she deserves and Matilda may be just the one to do it!

On sale July 3, 2013

Available for purchase at:
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<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Matilda-Roald-Dahl/dp/1611761840/ref=tmm_abk_title_0?ie=UTF8&qid=1372085784&sr=8-1">Amazon - Audiobook (CD format)</a>
<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Matilda/dp/B00DD4LVCG/ref=tmm_aud_title_0?ie=UTF8&qid=1372085784&sr=8-1">Amazon - Audiobook (downloadable format)</a>
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<a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/audiobook/matilda-unabridged/id659767923?uo=4">iTunes - Audiobook (downloadable format)</a>
<a href="http://www.audible.com/pd/ref=sr_1_1?asin=B00D8J55SW&qid=1372086147&sr=1-1">Audible - Audiobook (downloadable format)</a>
<a href="http://www.emusic.com/book/roald-dahl/matilda/10131750/">emusic.com - Audiobook (downloadable format)</a>



Roderick Rules

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