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Welcome to the first episode of The Puffin Publishing Podcast! I'm Jane Austeeen and I'll be your tour guide through this horseshit.  What happens when all the great authors exist at the same time? What happens when Stephen King can't go through a door? And who the hell is Clive Cussler? Why don't you listen to the damn thing and find out?

This month:
"Jane Austen's Erotic Novel"
"No Gods or Kings Allowed"
"The Whitest House"
"Cussler on Mic"
"Can a Brother Get a High Five?"

As always, Puffin Publishing is TV's Kevin Lanigan (@TVsKevinLanigan), Gabe Levy (@GabeLevy), Joe Konroy (@KondorEdits), Justin Germeroth (@squidicalinking), and Vern Tooley (@varnyo).

Chapter One: "Jane Austen's Steamy Reads"

It's May 1st, and the PufPubPod returns for more perverse revelry! Enjoy as...
"Mario & Dante Get Lunch,"
"Midnight in Puffin Publishing,"
"Bill Clinton's Audio Book,"
"James Patterson Emerges,"
"Socrates Dodges The Question," &
"Zelda & Jane Go To Spring Break!"

Come back next month for another exciting series of improvised sketches starring the great authors in history. The Puffin Publishing Podcast is TV's Kevin Lanigan, Gabe Levy, Joe Konroy, Justin Germeroth & Vern Tooley.

Chapter Two: "Dante Alighieri's Happy Again"

And so. Another month gone by. Plans were made. Loves were lost. Lives tragically caught in the hurricane of forward momentum. But all is not lost, for there is another episode of the Puffin Publishing Podcast to be enjoyed on your morning commute, laundry folding session, or boring sexual outing.

This month, listen as...

"Adolf Hitler's Career Change,"
"False Heather Graham,"
"Judy Blume On Line Two,"
"Hitler Keeps At It!"
"J Here!"
"The Four Midgets of Stephen King," &
"The Plot to Take Down Puffin Publishing."

Tune in next month for more of this! Puffin Publishing is TV's Kevin Lanigan (@TVsKevinLanigan), Gabe Levy (@GabeLevy), Joe Konroy (@KondorEdits), Justin Germeroth (@squidicalinking), & Vern Tooley (@varnyo). Edited by Editing's Kevin Lanigan.

Chapter Three: "Adolf Hitler's Career Change"

Wow. Another month gone by. We missed you here at Puffin Publishing. But we have plenty of great stuff to show you our appreciation. Listen this month to...

"Bare on the Bearskin with Roald Dahl"
"Sunday Morning Cincinnati"
"Ayn Rand's Motherhood"
"Sci-Fi Sequel Pitches"
"An Elevator Ride with Clive Cussler"
& "A Haunting By James Patterson"

Come back next month for more horrible revelry!

Puffin Publishing is TV's Kevin Lanigan, Gabe Levy, Joe Konroy, Justin Germeroth, and Vern Tooley. Guest Star: Nate Nguepsi. Subscribe! Rate & Review! That's how people find us!

Like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter @PufPubPod! See you next month, babydolls.

Chapter Four: "Roald Dahl's Sex Magic"

Well roll me over and call me August. It's August! The 1st, in fact. So it's time for a new PufPubPod! This month, listen and learn as...

"Matt Damon Grimm Eats a Shoe,"
"Kameron Krowe Is An Actual High Schooler,"
"Clive Cussler, Captain Phillips,"
"Scholastic & The Kindle Urukhai,"
"Stephanie Meyer Tells Her Secrets,"
& "Moons Over Mark-ami."

Remember to rate and review us on iTunes! And share us with literally everyone you know. That's all we ask. Follow us on Twitter @PufPubPod and like us on Facebook!

Come see TV's Kevin Lanigan live at Pop's Concert Venue in Sauget, IL August 6th at 6 PM!

We'll be back next month for more of this shit.

Chapter Five: "Matt Damon Grimm's Podiatry Diet"

And just like that, another month gone by! And what a month it has been. How was it for you? I've had better. The love of my life left me behind and my gout's acting up again. But all is not lost. For there is a new PufPubPod for us to enjoy!

Listen to the comedy stylings of...

"The Li'lest Author,"
"The Roastermaster General,"
"The Diary of Lewis & Clark,"
"Gary Paulsen for Buzzfeed Dot Com,"
"An Interview with Betty White,"
& "Jane Austen Pitching a Movie."

Come back next month for more of whatever this is! Like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter @PufPubPod! Make sure to subscribe and leave reviews for us wherever you can. We promise it helps. Be excellent to one another.

Puffin Publishing is TV's Kevin Lanigan, Joe Konroy, Justin Germeroth, & Vern Tooley.

Chapter Six: "Chris Nick Paolini's Bully Problem"

We just flew into your lives for another month and boy are our arms tired! A long month done gone by, but we love yah. We just couldn't stay away. Another new Puffin means another great batch of sketches. Sketches like...

"Bram Stoker's Big Date,"
"Dave Tolkien Reads His Father's Work,"
"Clive Cussler's Sleep Tapes,"
"Jack London Receives the Call of the Wild,"
"H.P. Lovecraft Loves Crafts,"
"Who Will Come, Shoeless Joe?" and
"J.R.R. Tolkien's Lost Chapter" with special guest Shawn Mullarkey!

If you love the PufPubPod, there are two ways to support us. One is to head on over to digitaltipjar.com/PufPubPod and leave us a little tiperusky. The other is to leave us a five star review on iTunes. That one doesn't require any money and gets you a free plug at the top of the show from your favorite author!

We'll be back on November 1st! Stay up to date on all things Puffin by liking us on Facebook and following us on Twitter @PufPubPod!

Our Sponsor: @HistFist on Twitter!

The art of the PufPubPod is by Victoria Courtney (Gaelfox).

Chapter Seven: "Bram Stoker's Big Date"

Greetings ye titans of industry, ye kings of New England! Welcome back for Chapter Eight of the PufPubPod. Another month gone by and so much has changed.

You'll get a feeling for just how much when you hear...

"Tubslumpin',"
"Gary Paulsen's Eye Exam,"
"Ghost Writin' OUIJA,"
"Scholastic Meets Harper Collins,"
"Real History with Christopher Columbus,"
"Grind the Pony," &
"The Hatchet."

Guest starring Elizabeth Anne Swanson, Jacob Kelleher, and Avery Waddell.

If you want to support the Puffins, head on over to https://digitaltipjar.com/PufPubPod and leave us a little tip! Or just leave us a nice review on iTunes. A Five Star review gets you a little plug at the top of the show!

This Month's Sponsor: @Moth_Supremacy

Puffin Publishing is TV's Kevin Lanigan, Joe Konroy, Justin Germeroth, and Vern Tooley. The art of PufPubPod is by Victoria Courtney (Gaelfox).

Chapter Eight: "Edgar Allen Poe's Bathtub Blues"

This is the only good thing that will happen today.

In the PufPubPod's first bonus ep, some of your favorite authors (and some new ones!) give you their best pitch to elect them President of the United States. It's very dumb.

Puffin Publishing is TV's Kevin Lanigan, Joe Konroy, Justin Germeroth, and Vern Tooley.

PufPresPod: Election 2016

It's Thanksgiving Day! Did you think the Puffins were going to leave you out to dry?

Just in case you need an approximately seven minute break from your family this holiday season, enjoy this little side adventure starring Matt Damon Grimm in a time travel adventure with H.G. Wells!

Happy Holidays from us to you. Come back in a week for our regular January episode! And come see us LIVE in St. Louis at The Monocle on December 30th at 8 PM!

Guest starring Elizabeth Anne Swanson & Kirby Weber!

As always, Puffin Publishing is TV's Kevin Lanigan (Happy Birthday!!), Joe Konroy, Justin Germeroth, & Vern Tooley.

Regular Puffin art by Victoria Courtney (Gaelfox). This one by Vern Tooley.

Matt (Damon Grimm) To The Future

Another month gone by. A LOT has transpired since last we left you. Mark Twain got elected Presiden--er, mayor. Don't worry, we'll address it. In this very episode! On the docket this month:

"Tennessee Williams at the Grand Ol' Opry,"
"Mark Twain's Acceptance Speech,"
"Jimmy P. & The Alpha Kappas,"
"Good Morning, Little Rock,"
"Seuss' Psychoanalysis,"
& "Oh, Henry!"

If you haven't already, check out the two bonus eps we released in November: our PufPresPod and "Matt (Damon Grimm) to the Future!" They're just loads of dumb fun.

Our first live show is THIS MONTH: https://www.facebook.com/events/383396752002583/

Leave us a tip at digitaltipjar.com/pufpubpod! Follow us on Twitter @PufPubPod and like us on Facebook!

Sponsor this month: Blazer Bluejeans on YouTube!

We'll be back next month for more of this horseshit.

Chapter Nine: "Tennessee Williams' Soulful Song"

HO HO HO!!!
It's a tale as old as time, but you've never heard it like this before. Listen as venerated author Charles Dickens is visited by three spirits to teach him to not be such a miserable prick to orphans. It's a special Christmas present from the Puffins straight to you.

And be sure to check out the Puffins on December 30th at the Monocle in St. Louis at 8 PM. Be there for a one of a kind show introducing a brand new author.

As always, Puffin Publishing is TV's Kevin Lanigan, Joe Konroy, Justin Germeroth, and Vern Tooley.

We'll be back in a week with our regular new episode on the 1st of the month.

A Christmas Dago Carol

Another month gone by! And by jove it's been so long since we've seen you, it's become a whole 'nother year! Did you miss us? We know you did?

But here's your regular, monthly episode, as promised. This month, listen to...

"H.P. Lovecraft's Campfire Tales,"
"Interrogating Lemony Snicket,"
"Waiting on J.D. Salinger,"
"The Whitest Farm,"
"The Banksburg Election... HACKED?!?!"
& "From The Banned Books: Confucius Say."

Our sponsor this month is Pet Turtles, a movie from Puffin's own Vern Tooley Kickstarting itself right now! And you can click that link right here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/alexholzman/pet-turtles-or-we-lost-moms-gravestone?ref=watched_project_launched

Additional promotional consideration by Doomed To You, a web series from TV's Kevin Lanigan & Vern Tooley now available to watch on YouTube right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTAJR9vqnuA&list=PLOJc0uInkVZbdbkWGMlkB3W06Dl-73Dom

Further consideration by Dante's Inferno.

We'll be back next monthly for another lovely adventure. Thank you to everyone who came out to see Puffin's first live show!

As always, the PufPubPod is TV's Kevin Lanigan, Joe Konroy, Justin Germeroth, & Vern Tooley.

Chapter Ten: "H.P. Lovecraft's Campfire Tales"

It's February. The month of love. And so much time gone by. I've missed you, my love. So I get a present for you. It's a brand new episode of the Puffin Publishing Podcast. Relax as we pleasure you with...

"Sigmund Freud's Randy Chat,"
"The Heather Graham Guy Gets Al Awyer,"
"Fire Marshall Phil is Fahrenheit 45Done,"
"Herbert Hoover's Pervert Prover,"
"Bram Stoker's Open House,"
"Geoffrey Chaucer, Pornhub Expert,"
"Gillian Flynn's Love/Bloodline," &
"Puffin History Presents The Battle of Bunker Hill."

Come back next month for a whole bunch of new horseshit. We'll miss you while we're gone. If you like us, rate and review us on iTunes. Or leave us a little something special at digitaltipjar.com/pufpubpod.

Our sponsor: Pet Turtles on Kickstarter. Check it out here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/alexholzman/pet-turtles-or-we-lost-moms-gravestone?ref=watched_project_launched

And check out the Puffin boys LIVE once again at The Monocle in St. Louis, MO on April 1st to celebrate their one year anniversary.

As always, Puffin Publishing is TV's Kevin Lanigan, Joe Konroy, Justin Germeroth, & Vern Tooley. And special thanks to Puffin's fifth member, Kevin MacLeod. Puffin art by Victoria Courtney (@Gaelfox).

We're watching you, Puffin Publishing. We're watching you.

Chapter Eleven: "Sigmund Freud's Randy Chats"

Hello! Hasn't been so long, has it?

Welcome to the first in a series of episodes we'll be doing whenever a Puffin character has been retired. We at Pelican, a subsidiary of Puffin, gather up all of that character's big sketches and get them all in one place. Just for you!

So enjoy the long and ultimately fruitless journey as the man only known as The Heather Graham Guy.

Did anyone ask for this? No. But it's here now.

The Collected Works Of The Heather Graham Guy

Another month gone by! What fools these mortals be. So wrapped up in their concerns that they almost forget it's the first of the month, the exact time they'll get a brand new PufPubPod. But you didn't forget, you immortal superfan.

Sit back this month and relax as you get a healthy dose of...

"Chris Nick Paolini's Bully Problem,"
"Good Morning, San Bernadino,"
"The Plot: Scholastic & Oxford,"
"The Time Guys," &
"The Exorcism of Don Pardo."

And that's it! Come back next month for more perverse revelry!

As always, Puffin Publishing is TV's Kevin Lanigan, Joe Konroy, Justin Germeroth, & Vern Tooley.

Sponsor: Alexia says, "Fuck Donald Trump"

#SaveDoomedToYou

Chapter Twelve: "Mean John Green's Peen Machine Scene"

Back so soon? Oh, sorry. I was asking me. And yes. Yes, I am.

You know how in hockey, when a player retires, they may also retire their number of they were a really good player? No? Because you listen to comedy podcasts about authors and that doesn't necessarily overlap with hockey fandom? Well, they do. And we do, too.

Here at Pelican, when a Puffin character gets retired, we round up all of their appearances and leave them right here for you. And that time has come for Jim, the author that never wants to talk about his books. Probably because they have horrible titles.

We'll be back April 1st with our next regular episode. And we'll be performing at The Monocle in St. Louis that very same day. So that's cool! Enjoy!

Digital Tip Jar: digitaltipjar.com/pufpubpod

The Collected Works Of Jim

The first of our fire mixtape. That great country-western bar classic "Kill A Guy Named Frank," by Tennessee Williams.

Performed by Vern Tooley. Compiled by Pigeon Records.

Puffin SINGS Track 1: "Kill A Guy Named Frank" - Tennessee Williams

In accordance with a federal mandate, The Puffin Publishing House has produced this, its Earth Day Special, in an effort to encourage some TLC for our precious Earth. All of your favorite authors (and some of your least) are here to do their civic duty and promote Earth consciousness, as is mandated by both their hearts and their contracts.

It's a supersized PufPubPod, and it's all yours. Thanks for sticking with us for one full year. We won't forget it. It means the world to us. And to Mother Earth.

As always, Puffin Publishing is TV's Kevin Lanigan, Joe Konroy, Justin Germeroth, & Vern Tooley. With Special Guest Jacob Kelleher!

Our Sponsor: The Glengarry Glen Ross Minute Podcast

Donate to us: www.digitaltipjar.com/pufpubpod

Twitter: @PufPubPod

And come see us live TONIGHT at The Monocle in St. Louis! Come back next month for another very special treat. Fuck you.

Chapter Thirteen: "The Earth Day Special"

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

The BANNED 420 Sketch

Movies... They're not just for babies anymore. They actually let you watch them now at any age. Joe Biden passed that law via executive order, and we thank him for it. And funny boys TV's Kevin Lanigan, Justin Germeroth, and Vern Tooley are taking this opportunity to explore all sorts of films meant for young people. From big hits like Barbie and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to classics from their youth like Popeye or Dick Tracy or even weird oddities like Donkey Skin and Head. Simply nothing is off limits for these stupid babies!

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