Things Could Be Better (Demo)

Move This (Shake That Body)

Disgrace

The Boardwalk.mp3

I Don't Wanna Grow Up (Tom Waits)

A preview of some of the new stuff I'm working on. Comment and share!

Mr. Blister and The Sister Fisters

Desert Whore

Crack Dealer Blues

When I was a young boy
Lord I was so good
All the old folks loved me
In my neighborhood

I'd walk Ms. Jenkins cross the street
Mow Mr. Miller's grass
I'd always do my homework
And never skip on class
Everything was nice, 'til I got some advice
From a toothless man whom lived inside a shack

AND HE SAID

You should start selling crack
Yes you should start selling crack
Please young boy take these rocks from me
It's not against the law
Only if you don't get caught
And I'm fronting you this entire eight ball

Now I got my own shack out on 68th
And I'm cooking with some baking soda
Life is going great

Until I hear a romping knock
And then I heard a gun shot off
And I looked out the window
And man my jaw it did drop

Of fuck it's the cops, oh shit it's the cops
Grab your crack and grab your gat
It's time for us to head on
All I can say is this was a big mistake
And Mexico is pretty fucking far

Mexico is pretty fucking far x2

Musicy Things and Other Assorted Bullshit

Crack Dealer Blues

A little tune for those that are sick of the coming and going. For all you hopeless romantics out there.

Happy Songs for Sad People

Ship of Love

Pooor people food
Poor people food
The only thing I can afford
That puts me in a good mood
When your feelin' sad and lonely you can
Eat some macaroni
Poor people food will always be there!

Well I just lost my job
So I bought some cheap hot dogs
Really hope that these will last a week
And even if they don't I got a pack of smokes
To smoke away all my wasted dreams

It's tough in the recession, no cash in my possession
And the rich just get wealthier
So I stole a cop's gun and I'm gonna have some fun
Shooting every Corporate CEO!

I went and robbed a bank
Turns out the money was all fake
And all the work I've done oh was for not
Now i lob grenades
At politicians in my way
The fires that i set they will light the way!

Richard Phillips

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