Lesson one Children,

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog is an example of a pangram in the english language.

What's a pangram you ask?

Well a pangram is a phrase that contains all the letters of the alphabet. This one's particularly famous for its simplicity and brevity.

Now what can we learn from this?

When constructing our ideas in language we should try to use all the letters of the alphabet even the boring ones like 'b' and 'c'. Try the astronomical term, syzygy, its got all the cool letters and no vowels to get in the way - it is disemvoweled. Vowels haven't been of use since the dawn of textspeak so try to avoid when possible. 

With love,

PUFF