Name: Milk for the Khorne Flakes by Puppet Spider in Puppet Spider Downloadable
Duration: 3 min 27 s
Description: Everyone knows that the World Eaters can't go to battle without a proper breakfast of KHORNE FLAKES!!!

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Everyone knows that the World Eaters can't go to battle without a proper breakfast of KHORNE FLAKES!!!

Milk for the Khorne Flakes

Space Marines call each other "Battle Brothers" and the Adepta Soroitas are known as "Battle Sisters." 

A new Sister of Battle assumes that as a sister she must have a brother, so there must be a Space Marine for her. The problem is, she doesn't know where to find him. Maybe the Sister Superior can help?

Where's My Brother

We have all had those games on the tabletop where you just can't get a good roll, but your opponent hits all their rolls every time. This song is a tribute to that feeling.

Natural One


This song is inspired by a particular 40k match between myself and a friend. I was play Sisters of Battle and he was playing the Salamander Space Marines. I was getting absolutely crushed, but one Imagifier just would not die. This character (through good rolls on my part and bad rolls by my opponent) survived three rounds in close combat with a squad of three aggressors. She even "bonked" one to death with her holy relics. Thus earning the name "Sister Malleus" (Sister Hammer).

Litany of the Last Imagifier

Commissar Ciaphas Cain is either the most lucky coward in the Imperium or has the biggest imposter syndrome. If you ask him, he would say it's just luck, there is no skill involved.

This is Not a Plan (Ciaphas Cain)

Much knowledge was from the Dark Age of Technology, it's up to the Adeptus Mechanicus to retrieve what was lost. It's only heresy if you make new tech, they didn't say anything about old tech.

Fragments of the Forgotten

Step into the dim light of a decaying jazz club on a planet battling the forces of chaos.
A beautiful Nurgle cultist takes the stage, singing not of damnation… but of love, rot, and inevitability.

This haunting jazz ballad weaves seduction, corruption, and devotion into one velvety smooth package.

She doesn’t want your soul. She wants your trust. Your love. Your decay.

Let Us Rot Together

Let's be completely honest, Warhammer 40k is grimdark...but there are some really silly things mixed in. Catgirls, Egyptian Terminators, Ork power of belief, Tau weebs... Inquistor Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau.

This song is poking fun a the sillier canon aspects of the universe we all know and love.

Catgirls Are Canon

The Legiones Cataegies, more commonly known as the Thunder Warriors, were instrumental in the unification of humanity across the galaxy under the Emperor's rule and were the progenitors to the Adeptus Astartes. 

However, even with their great accomplishments, they were all struck down by the Emperor due to the inherent flaws in their genes caused by their creation. Their tale is one of sacrifice, that the loss of a few will benefit the many. This sacrifice is repeated through the ages in the 40K universe.

This song is a tribute to those who laid the groundwork for the future Imperium of Man.

Echoes of the Thunder Warriors

The Fall

The Aeldari were once a great empire. Unfortunately, after the end of the Necron threat (post War in Heaven) they got bored. So they sought new forms of entertainment, each becoming more and more excessive and depraved. It continued to build, the warp became unstable as the heightened emotions of the Aeldari were channeled into it.

Until reality broke...a new chaos god was born in an explosion of warp energy tearing a massive hole in the galaxy called the eye of terror.

Now with Slaanesh constantly seeking Aeldari souls, they can only lament.

The final installment of the girls/girlfriends of chaos. We have seen a breakup, rekindling lost love, and seduction, but our Khorne cultist is different. 

She is obsessed and no one and nothing will stop her from getting what she wants. Even if it means treading the path of blood and skulls.

Skulls for Your Throne Release

Skulls for Your Throne

I'm Puppet Spider, a creator blending epic storytelling and dramatic melodies with abominable intelligence focusing on Warhammer 40K-inspired narratives from the tabletop.

Milk for the Khorne Flakes

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