"Cursed Sounds from the Warp" is a collaborative project between myself and my friends to utilize "Abominable Intelligence" to develop funny/cursed concepts utilizing the Warhammer 40k lore. The song concepts are based on word play or exaggeration of faction traits to put together comedic and catchy songs of various styles.

Cursed Sounds from the Warp

A servant of Change pleads to her guardsman lover to join her, in this sweeping love song.

Let the Warp Be Our Wings

The Black Templars are known for two things: their devout faith and purging the unclean. It's perfectly safe...as long as they aren't on crusade...Wait...they are always on crusade...

Purge 'Em All (and Then Some)

A new Genestealer cultist discovers that they misunderstood the assignment in this anime intro inspired song.

Jean Stealer Cult

The Salamander's are known for being one of the kindest chapters. They will gladly defend the average civilian with their lives, while other chapters would turn their noses up and call those people "acceptable losses". 

However, one time Vulkan decided that Eldar children aren't the same as human children, thus making the chapter the butt of constant jokes of being hypocrites. The Salamander's now seek to clear the air...

We Burned It for Good Reasons

A bad break up leads one of the Imperium's children right into the arms of Slaanesh in this punk style break up/revenge song.

Is It Sweet Enough for You

Grandpa Nurgle loves to give gifts to everyone. He should have his own day and holiday song for just such an occasion.

On Plague Day Morn

A Necron lord is completely fed up with the Adeptus Mechanicus breaking into his tomb and stealing and breaking all his things. He wants them off his lawn.

Get Out of My Tomb

Blood Ravens time doing what they do best...permanently borrowing things from everyone else.

For the Emperor (and Also Your Stuff)

Everyone knows that the World Eaters can't go to battle without a proper breakfast of KHORNE FLAKES!!!

Milk for the Khorne Flakes

Space Marines call each other "Battle Brothers" and the Adepta Soroitas are known as "Battle Sisters." 

A new Sister of Battle assumes that as a sister she must have a brother, so there must be a Space Marine for her. The problem is, she doesn't know where to find him. Maybe the Sister Superior can help?

Where's My Brother

Commissar Ciaphas Cain is either the most lucky coward in the Imperium or has the biggest imposter syndrome. If you ask him, he would say it's just luck, there is no skill involved.

This is Not a Plan (Ciaphas Cain)

I'm Puppet Spider, a creator blending epic storytelling and dramatic melodies with abominable intelligence focusing on Warhammer 40K-inspired narratives from the tabletop.