Yo I love my mom and I think she’s cool
I didn’t do drugs and I stayed in school
I got all A’s cuz I didn’t stay up late 
I stayed away from the kids with bad grades 

Then one day when I get home 
Daddy says I just got off da phone 
Tells me what happened 
To Little billy with the microphone
Rappin on the beats and snorting up blow 
That 8 year old had a heroin overdose

Yeah I love my mom I think she’s really cool
I didn’t do drugs and I stayed in school
Cuz when you get all A’s you’re gunna be great
Just stay away from the kids with bad grades

So check it my brothers
And sisters in the NYC
If you don’t love ya momma 
You gon end up like MC Billy 
Dead in a ditch just after age 6
Y’all kids make me sick

Little billy died and he fucking deserved that 
He didn’t study hard and he liked to smoke crack 
I heard his momma cried when she buried that bitch
A precious thing called life there’s no pussy in a casket

Just remember tonight when you close your eyes
That 8 year olds who smoke crack deserve to die

8 Year Olds Who Smoke Crack Deserve To Die

Prod. WZD

LYRICS:

WZD: 

comin from where I’m from
I got a bit of sentiment
When I walk to the store
I see a old man
He walks up to me and holds out his hand
I take one look at his dark green camo top
I break his hand and hit him with the judo chop CHOP CHOP
And I look at him layin on the floor
Begging please please please no more

The fuck do i look like?
The kinda smart ass ninja with a backpack full of crack pipes?

dumb ass playa cuz you ain’t got me right
I ain’t got no cash and you ain’t got no fight

You shoulda got capped in Vietnam
you ugly-ass gorilla who ain’t got no job
Thank god you’re not an amputee
You can still tie a rope or suck an M16

LIL YOUNG: 

you follow street code i leave codes in the street
to the bombs i put in cardboard boxes this week
a house boats not a house so i hope that shit sinks
if your sleepin at the roller rink im rollin 6 deep on em

head over feet red beam hittin top bottom
talkin bout why me so and so yadda yadda
wearin oven mits in the winter like alot of prada
fuck the government that made you and said its not a problem

WZD: 

A little boy came up to me
Says 
"mister why did that old man just pee his pants like a little pussy bitch baby?"

I says
Cuz he’s a marine
A pussy cry baby with PTSD

help the homeless
Give them a gun
Cuz watching veterans die is a lot of fun

If we’re gunna euthanize
It’s time to incentivize
There’s truth in my rhymes
You all know it
I’m Not spittin lies


It’s time for these guys to die
Make murder legalized
And pick off these flies
Ride or die
And split some thighs
With a sword
Out the sheath
Cut they dicks and make em queef
Real clean
my ninjas kill the whole homeless scene

Fuck the homeless they smell like shit
They need a gun in they mouths to swallow a clip
You ain’t know hate till you smell homeless dick
I’ll beat you to death if you touch me again

help the homeless
Give them a gun
Cuz watching veterans die is a lot of fun

help the homeless
Give them a gun
Cuz watching veterans die is a lot of fun

Help Da Homeless (feat. Lil Young Pop Shove-it)

I’m gonna tell y’all a story of the depraved type, a story of murder and the purest evil
This is the story of the rabbi


Got ta keep the blood from curdlin 
Like the cheese hidden in my foreskin
Keep him in ya sights cuz he’s faster then da light
Runnin zigzag past the heads
the shadows and the chopped up legs 
Dicks missin skin mothers kissin children
Like a hawk in the moonlight
The rabbi strikes again 

Hook:

Dude (yeah)
our babies (babies)
are missing (they missin)
their foreskins (they foreskins) 
(Yeah)
Oh yeah (why they missin they foreskins)
He takes them (why he take Em?)
and he kisses them (why he kiss em????)
all night (Aw hell no!)

[Lil Young Pop Shove-It] 

watch your wish get ignored if he comes for you quick
cause he saws back and forth have you done in a jiff
theres skin on the floor you cant run from this shit
hes got a long ass sword with some blood at the tip

hell filet with patience all the pain is blatant 
youll be wasting days of your vacation
in a daze debating faith of ancient statements
when it comes to pacing masturbation
name a faster way then lacerations

[Taint Zappa solo] 

Hook: 

Dude (yeah)
our babies (babies)
are missing (they missin)
their foreskins (they foreskins) 
(Yeah)
Oh yeah (why they missin they foreskins)
He takes them (why he take Em?)
and he kisses them (why he kiss em????)
all night (Aw hell no!)



I climbed the mountain at about midnight
Sword in the scabbard blade shocked and raddled
Seen better days but i’m back in the saddle. 

I crept in the temple where the ninjas gone mental
Kept a distance from the foreskin they was missin 
And With da flick of da wrist i dropped em with some shuriken

Pools of blood like the day they was born
I heard a distant scream and i crouched to the floor. 
The rabbi had a man tied screamin and squeakin 
with his dick in a death grip and his lungs a pleadin 

The rabbi drew the blade and split him from his head to the base
Rippin off the foreskin and put it on his face

“This will make an excellent edition to my collection”

That’s when i jumped down and landed on the floor below
The rabbi turned around to reveal he was wearing a foreskin robe 

“I see that you are uncut my boy. Well, it’s a bad day for you and your little friend”


Thru gritted teeth we clashed our blades

Like gas your past is gonna holocaust ya
I Slice and dice, now your package got no postage on it
Picture of Obama on it 
lick the sticker till it softens 
Foreskins like eBay
I bid on all the offers

Foreskin of Tha Rabbi(feat. Lil Young Pop Shove-It & Taint Zappa)

Gay Pussy (Seka With Ma Boyz) feat. Donny Bruce

Face Tattoos (I Miss U)

Performed by Tha Pussy Wizard (RIP) Donny Bruce, and Trutter

Spider Pussy (feat. Gnumbnutz, Tha Pussy Wizard & Trutter)

My Wife Loves Big Black Cock

I heard something happened to you
But hold on a second not everything is about you

I’m not sorry your baby died

I heard in the news that your baby was run over by a car
Why the fuck was your baby in the road

You come into my birthday party and act like you’re the star of the show
“Sorry i didn’t get you a present, my baby died”

I’m not sorry your baby died
And i will never apologize

You’re so rude
Just make another one, i only turn 34 once

This is my birthday party and i even got custom cups
They don’t say
“congrats your baby died” they say “congrats, you’re 34”

How about you go and throw a dead baby party so we can all not give a shit

I’m not sorry your baby died
And i will never apologize

Tha Pussy Wizard

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