Technically its a freestyle but it also isnt one

recording inside of a closet claustrophobia
my dick is to big i enter the femboy utopia
my life is now changing for better treatment a hold of us
ahead of you dirty you better dust of them shoulderuhs

dust them shoulderuhs better dust of them shoulderuhs
you better convert conversion to daily dystopia
ballistic like children inside a target or toys r us
welcome to loser Lodge in loser now we trust

this is the part of the song where I start whispering
this shit is important it's best that you're listening
for people who doubted me or decided to fuck with me
go jump in the sewer and start the Chow down on some rectum pee

bitch I am 18 I don't know what the fuck you want for me but I don't wanna fuck with all you enemies
frenemies, pass em to carl I swear they sent for me
cut through all these bitches like chainsaws
no denji please

18 aaaa eee peee

I decided to put my brain activity in a song

WATER I NEED IT IM WATER I NEED IT,
WATERDROP DRIP INTO SOPHOGUS CLEAN IT,
I NEED TO PUT STRINGS ON MY GUITAR,
I NEED TO START SAVING UP FOR A SITAR,
i gotta get out and then look at the stars,
i gotta finish track i started in March,
and hundreds and thousands and millions of more

i gotta go lay in my bed and be sad,
i gotta look into the mirror and be glad,
and then I'll be sad, and then ill be glad,
and then I'll be glad and sit in some sand, 

cause I'm looking like a sand nigger,
incendiary missile and gun bigger,
pick you up bomb you and eat a sandwich,
sedimentary rock in my hand bitch,

i am a sandstone I'm a bad bitch,
limestone I'm home you are baggage I manage, 

fist in your face when I come in the place and i cum in your face and then spray you with mace, and then shoot you with gun because I have a badge, and i run from the feds because they trigger happy, my skull is split because my hair is too nappy im dying every fucking day but I'm crappy 

I AM INCOMPETENT
NO FEMBOY FOR ME IM OPPOSITE
IM NOT THE SHIT
I BLOW JUST SPIT ON
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 

i just took a sip of great britain
oh there goes my teeth it's chewsday in'nit

YOUR EX DID MORE WITH CAVEMAN THEN YOU
COP PULL UP AND SHOOT YOU DEAD TOO
UNRECOGNIZABLE BODY IN CAR
SHOT 44 TIMES BULLETS PRETTY HARD
LEAD IN MY BRAIN THE MED IN MY BRAIN
IT MAKES ME GO INSANE 

I SEE MY OPP, I RIP OFF HIS COCK
I AM A VICTIM, HE IS A SOCK
I AM THE FOOT 
STOMP HIM
STOMP HIM
STOMP HIM
STOMP HIM
STOMP HIM 
STOMP him
STOMP HIM
stomp him
(start coughing)
hey um there's this pretty girl you like
and - you - go up to her - one night
and - you - get punched off - a bike
he took your bitch and made you the bitch for life 

AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE 
MY PARENTS WERE MURDERED IN DREAM NUMBER 4
AND THEN I WAKE UP AND I CANNOT MOVE
THE KILLER GONNA STAB MY BACK WITH THE MOON 

SHINING ON ME 
LIGHTING ON ME
FRIGHTENING OH PLEASE
WHITE PEE IN ME 

(i could talk about my love problems but 

I'm just gonna sing instead)

my brain

pee pee poo poo shit fart balls

the sequel and final installment in this parody series.

i made this in an hour don't ask me for the lyrics, i cant remember nothin cause off dome, and you wont listen for them anyway

HYPERPOPNIGGAS2

Happy Ending

ever since I met you through your brother in the school
when I saw your body no top chilling at the pool
I felt a little spark inside my heart emotion cruel
I was all head over heels I fell all out for you

now you know your brother he to me look after you
then we start to date it's nothing serious we cool
now I'm underground below your surface we grow roots
am i just all in over my head or is this true

when you leaned in to kiss me it felt unusual
your erotic actions your feelings were mutual
this filled me with happiness I won't have to duel
another man for you


Happy Love

in my head

i copied darkie in the one part to make a point

i love Dave Chappelle


toomuch

i_dont_know..mp3

eminems penis
a couple of things i didnt explain, the dead person also has herpes thats why the bumpy lips

ted bundo -> ted bundy

WHORE ORBITAL STRIKE

im slowly returning to not giving a FUCK!!!!!

Thats My Shake!/Two Jay Zs ft lil lightskinnedy narc y, not serious music

This is the original Orthodox T.

The Orthodox T that just wanted to do music with his friends and himself, to tell his story, to express himself, to help people throughout the world, but to also help himself and his friends.

The Orthodox T before his brain got clouded by clout and such other bullshit.

This was me in 2020.

IM TIRED OF LIVING HOW I LIVE NOW IN 2022 SO IM BRINGING THE ORIGINAL ORTHODOX T BACK IM FUCKING DONE WITH CARING ABOUT YOUR OPINIONS AND SUCH OTHER TRIVIAL MATTERS.

I JUST WANT TO MAKE ART AND CONSUMER CONTENT NOW LIKE MUSIC OR DRAWINGS.

LYRICS:
hey what's up I'm ORTHODOX T/
I'm a rapper, a singer, and this is my eulogy/
This is crazy ride and now it's just you and me/
Listen to the mission and we'll start to get to the scheme/
I'm a sissy outcast fuck society/
I'm in a prolonged state of sobriety/
I'm straight edge taking all the pride inside of me/
Notoriety Anxiety they all subside in me/

LISTEN TO ME NOW I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK OF ME BITCH
I'M ABOUT TO SEIZE THIS
CONFIDENCE DECREASING

MAYBE I DO GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK OH NO THIS IS NOT MY Sweet spit
I'M ABOUT TO BE SKINNED
MY OPPOSITION CREEPING

I was talking myself UP in reality I'm an incompetent FUCK actuality I just be doubting mySELF and my brain can't decide if I'm actually worth all the fuss

And I am sus like an Incubus (huh?)
Demanding attention I'm sick of it (what?)
Manhandling my mental state like a little boy/
Being abused with a stake and he will destroy/
Anyone step to the plate cut their hip joinT/
Anime all in my brain and some Bitcoin/
You niggas gonna fuck up loosing hit points/
LOOK AT ME NOW I GET UP IM THE BIG BOY/
I am the big boy yall are some killjoys/
I am illusive I'm not even real boy/
Indecisive man I can't even pinpoint/l

Bouncing back AND forth from topic just enjoy/

Pt 2: 
(Running up water I fuck on your daughter)

BRAVADO AKIMBO AMOEBA GO PSYCHO/
INHALE MY DICK AND LOST WEIGHT THAT'S SOME LIPO/
SUCTION CUP NIGGAS HATING BUT THE SAME TIME THEY'LL SUCK YOU UP/
Double cross you triple back just like double Dutch/
GOT NIGGAS STARVING FOR SOME CLOUT Yall are HUNGRY FUCKS/
IF IT'S CLOUT YOUR AFTER YOU'LL BE A HUNGRY FUCK/
IF YOU WANT THE FAME IN THE GAME, You gonna be starving like children in Africa/

SHIT DOESN'T COME IN THAT EASY NO JOKE/
PREMATURE EJACULATION IS INEVITABLE PLEASE RECONSIDER BEFORE YOU DO SOMETHING THAT IS FORfeitable/
GO TO COLLEGE GET A LIFE MY NIGGA/
DON'T BE CHEATING ON YOUR WIFE MY NIGGA/
CAUSE IF YOU DON'T KNOW IMMA TELL YOU RIGHT NOW/
(WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND CONES AROUND GOES AROUND)

I'm MY OWN BEING I WORSHIP THE OTHERS/
I DON'T FIT IN, ONLY WITH FATHER AND MOTHER/
RAPPERS ACCEPT ME, WATCH I'LL GO NECK DEEP/
LISTEN TO MY RHYMES

(MOCK RAPPER PART)
 IM IMMACULATE FaggY/
I HOP OUT THE CADDY/
I FUCK ON YOUR BITCH ON YOUR MOM AND YOUR DADDY/
IM SILENT LIKE MAGGIE/
IM GOOFY LIKE SHAGGY/
IM DEADLY LIKE Pathogen
Seppuku FaggY/
WE'RE MOBBING WITH CHOPPER/
I DON'T HAVE A CONSCIENCE SO IM DOING SHIT JUST LIKE FUCKIN YOUR DAUGHTER/
I Snitch on myself, I SNITCH ON MYSELF I DON'T ASK FOR HELP IMMA SNITCH ON MYSELF/

Niggas be talking bout choking their guns and beating up niggas now they're on the run/
While niggas like me are just tryna have fun
Ambivalence is unavoidable huh/
FUCK THAT SHIT LOCK ME UP LIKE I AM TAY K/
OFFENSIVE I'M NOT A GOOD IMAGE FOR MAINSTREAM/
OOH ORTHODOX T HES A FUCKING SELF RACIST/
AN ARROGANT CUNT AND HE THINKS HE'S THE GREATEST/
THOSE ARE LIES objection denied/
I'm just a small fry you misidentified/
DEPRESSION I QUESTION YOUR WAY OF DECEPTION/
This DISSONANCE INSOLENT BOY IS FUCKING INNOCENT/

Blicky sticky icky glizzy drizzy dizzy Izzy fizzy

That's the type shit they want from me
That's the type of shit they want you to see
Do yourself a favor set yourself free
Please

I'm back
>:)



Acceptance

Im rapping I'm writing I'm keeping the score while the hoes are invading the floor
they actin deplorable, actin informal
this shit is making me mad
so I called up all of the fags
they pull up immediate fast
now I'm gonna reach in my bag
and hit you in the fucking back

pull up with a 50 and I clap you in the titty
just because I feel shitty (this is not a solution)
run up to the city keep my mental steady
cause when shit hit the fan they call me tommy vercetti
I AM BAKUGOU IM NOT COMFORTABLE
I MIGHT POP A HOE WAIT STOP CONTROL
animal control coming in hot
they got a glock for the black man turn me into tupac
watching the clock I see the time pass
while I'm passing gas just a pain in the ass
IF NIGGAS WEREN'T COOL WITH ME DON'T PLAY AND FOOL WITH ME
USE ME LIKE JEWELRY FUCKING JEWELRY
THIS SHIT IS NEW TO ME SOMETHING LIKE NUDITY
3x
HOPEFULLY I AM GOOD ENOUGH FO YOU TO BE

satisfied with my content
I have a fear of being forgotten like offset

wait I meant takeoff
fly like a bagel
plain like a bagel
boring like bagel

I'm talking bout me
lil old me
look what you see
nothing impressive huh

I throw out my back to impress you huh
all the pressure keeping me depressive huh

2x
fuck all the niggas that used me or abused me or confused me 
you are the reason why this song exists
scream


back again on my yelling shit
this person Im speaking of is a fucking bitch
my name is (bleep) I manipulate women
I'm fag Im an old head I suck off john lennon

I use my peers for my own fucking selfish needs
I push them away when they want to come and hang with me
I'll talk to you when I feel like it and you will be
an extra in my life until I need your servicing
I'll act like your best friend and we'll talk ABOUT ANYTHING
but tomorrow it's back to the cold shoulder and the differences

my anger is surfacing my top is red and bubbling I'm feeling like some bursting tea I'm gonna start the cursing

cause niggas wanna be so fake and people always give them breaks and suck their fucking dicks on plates with silverware and alcohol

cigarette cake is what I need to keep from kicking face and lightning up the fucking place like lil xan's asshole

I AM WALKING PACING BACK AND FORTH 
AND TO AND FRO JUST LIKE A DORK
TO KEEP THIS SHIT INSIDE
(SUPER SCREAM)
LET IT LOSE JUST LIKE A NINE

chorus 2x

This was written with lots of anger and hate on October 8th 2020, recorded that fall/winter.

LOSER

who the f f fuck is you my nigga
why you stepping on my shoes my nigga
why you soiling my name my nigga
why you flexing bout your dame my nigga

you need to get on your game my nigga

niggas is tripping they slipping and dipping
they acting like they fucking crippin/
my nigga you are a bitch/
you sued a kid just because he got to hit/
niggas claiming that they're better than something/
that shit they really do is better than nothing/
they cowering when someone gets to confronting/
faker than the spray paint that they been huffing/
FUCK IM TIRED OF WHINING AND BITCHING/
ITS LIKE A SCRATCH THAT KEEPS ON ITCHING AND ITCHING/
AND I FEED ALL OF MY ATTENTION I GIVE IT/
AWAY AND NOW THE ITCH IS PART OF MY VISION/
I SEE IT EVERYDAY ITS ALL IN MY KITCHEN/
I SEE IT WHEN I GO TO SLEEP IM NOT KIDDING/
IT FOLLOWING ME TO MY imminent ending
and people still stand up and try to defend it/
well fuck I've had it, Its just an incision/
it's all in my brain, it's just a division/
it's just a decision, my life is derision/
but I will not turn to the viscous addiction/
nigga I'm trying to better myself/
no shitting in the bet and wetting MYSELF/
I AM NOT A CHILD OR A PEDOPHILE
i am gonna make my worth while on this earth/
this world is insane they just let a pedophile and a narcissist in the Marines,
i hope you won't sue me for slander bitch,
continue chasing after rotten fish,
continue charging niggas when they rightfully decide to hit you with their fucking fists,
continue acting like a fucking bitch,
continue acting like a fucking trick,

who the f f fuck is you my nigga
why you stepping on my shoes my nigga
why you soiling my name my nigga
why you flexing bout your dame my nigga

you need to get on your game my nigga

This was written with even more hate and anger and bitterness, and even a little self-hate from October 9th, 2020, to February 28th, 2021. Recorded in early March.

LOSER II

I want to touch you
your hugs are drugs I'd rather do that than fuck you

cuddle you embracement is what I'm after invasion
of your space slow the pace

no moving fast just pump the breaks

I don't have a lot of time left

I'll spend it with you
instead of wasting my breath

Our time is slim
My blood is thin

bury my face in your red hair to distract from the

fin

ending


Double A

I'm balling like kel
Pull out the Spalding I'm balling like kel
Pull up with the rebound I'm shooting like welp
These niggas they trash they ain't got no belt

I'm balling like Kel
My vvs shiny it show off my wealth
I'm happy and kinda slow I'm feeling like kel
Hitting a lick on you bitch for the dell

I'm browsing the Internet with my slimes gel
Loser lodge water spread aids gang melt
All on yo bitch with the semen that fell
On to her Bobbies and then I dispel


I'm balling like kel
I'm ballin so hard im the disrespecter
I'm rocking out with my nigga named hector
Ripping these niggas apart I'm the dissector

I'm balling like kel
Fuck that nigga lebron he a boochie coochie
Nigga dribble game ass this nigga booty shooting
Bro got a 0.3 gpa

I'm ballin like kel
Eating exotic im in the Lamborghini
Eating Alfredo with basil fettuccine
My bb belt shinin like I'm showin my teethes


I'm ballin like kel
Crossing these kids like we in a school zone
I just got a felony charge for a hit and run 
I just smacked a white bitch for fun!

Whore Orbital Strike 2

singles song cover cshr

You know I love you
I Still I do 
I don't need to
Admit to
Being clingy
Tissues riddle my floor in rue

You know I love you
never stop
Until the sky
Ain't blue
And everything catch
Fire
Under the lonely moon

I'm not good at this kind of thing
So please stay and try to bear with me
I lost my creativity
Ripped out of my brain away from me
Swept up in a wind of chaos breif
It's challenging to write this poetry
Especially with culture pulsating
And the way that we go about things
I'm not a perfect human being
I still have a while before I reach gleam
I know you'd say the same about yourself
You're not in good nature, not in good health
Just know that i think you're beautiful
I'm looking forward to your newfound growth
I'm wishing that you'll have great future
And you'll go forward from your old sutures
I know you'll be good your stitches will fall
And you will get up move forward and crawl 
I hope I helped you figure out some stuff
About you that you didn't even know of
I hope I've been a good example to you
Just know that you have been one to me too
I hope you enjoyed our time at will

I love you

Still I do 
I don't need to
Admit to
Being clingy
Tissues riddle my floor in rue

You know I love you
never stop
Until the sky
Ain't blue
And everything catch
Fire
Under the lonely moon

love you still

Are Eye Pee Dads Esh You Vee

E-497::;:_-^^4279_7798EAE86 Toyota Corolla :)))

The title says it all.

*Note 2020, why do people like this

Tyler - Granny - More (OLD)

DEAD

@carlpickledick
@TrippDubb

Loser Lodge
Waterspread Aids Gang
Eat a taco nigga

my shit

Caughty Ft TrippDubb & Carl the Pickle Juice God (Prod by Orthodox T)

Single from "Two Weeks"

btw this song is kinda gay

Chorus:
I need euphoria bigger than ynce iche
Won't you come with me and lay yourself on me
Lean with me sing with me drink with me fuck (fuck)
Lidocaine and alcohol's the one that got me fucked (fucked up)
I just wanted someone to hold me
A young inhuman you're drunk and filled with energy
You left your scent with me and now it won't decay
Lidocaine and alcohol's the two that got me going insane

Verse:
You know what I need
I need to tend to my greed
holy shit thats a big dick
holy shit youre a big trick
As I watch you drink you blush pink I'm a sinner
You're as pretty as Cherry Blossoms after winter

Refrain:
You know I really want you
You know I really want to
You know I really want you
You know I really (he told me)
You know that I don't want you
You know that I don't want to
You know that I don't want you
You know that I don't want to

Chorus:

Verse:
I knew that I'd never get to see more (see more)
my whole life just took a fucking detour (detour)
you're gone gone no thank you I don't need more (need more)
I'm feeling kinda crazy like I'm Igor (Igor)
I mumble a lot just like I'm Deku (Deku)
I mumble a lot because my debt grew (Debt grew)
it's been a hot minute since I've met you (met you)
just give me a chance so I can wreck you (wreck you)



Refrain 2:
You know I really want you
You know I really want to
You know I really want you
You know I really (she told me)
You know that I don't want you
You know that I don't want to
You know that I don't want you
You know that I don't want to

Hook:

LIDOCAINE (unrequited love anthem)

legoshi

if you couldn't tell what i said at 4 seconds, i just said "something" over and over again

picture

F.Y.N (ft Carl the Pickle Juice God)

hot males, gay, faggotry, i like male rear end

don't mind this or the cover

CIGARETTE

I CAN'T GET ANYWHERE

i didn't make the fucking sponge bob movie ok i take no credit for the lalalalalala i just made the drums over that shit ok don't fucking sue me

WHEN THE HELL IS CHRISTMAS

ft. carl the pickle juice god & trippdubb

I LIKE TURKEY FT CARL THE PICKLE JUICE GOD & TRIPPDUBB

I got inspiration from darkie and any other underground nigga

WITH CARL THE PICKLE JUICE GOD
https://soundcloud.com/carlpickledick
LYRICS

yuh my bitch bad
she got plaid on her ass
i got steak on my plate
it's your fault if you wait
watch yo weight no mistake
i got brembo on my brakes
red caliper the blood is on your Caliber
I'm driving and I'm talented
make music like bangalter
my foreigner is japanese
my aftermarket hks
it's gassy when you turn the keys
I'm living in my fucking dream
no bragging bitches or the cheese
but cars and the administry
my college de de de degree
speaking like I'm 33
thinking like I'm 43
got no ammo I'm 17
got no bitches no pedigree
my dogs are all i fucking need
good friends and good family
i am in the red room
i am in the red room
no permit no head boom
onomatomatopoeia
it's perfect no head room
at this point I'm just rhyming
at this point I'm just trying

I am whispering because the coochie monster is under my bed!!!

hold up shawty shawty want to fuck she be sucking on my nuts I be fucking in her butt

bitches calling up my phone
i just wanna go home
i just had a heart attack
i just saw yo bitch and she wack
I'm tired of all the females
i need a popsicle with mayo
they say that shawty pretty bad
then they slapping shawty ass
Then shawty come back and attack
she got a Glocky with a tac 
she sporting pink all on her ass
she got a pink supra matte
met a femboy on the bus
he sucked my dick and then we fucked
you never heard me say that
I'm running miles on a track

HYPERPOP AUTO-TUNE NIGGAs Prod. Orthodox T

loser lodge!

I produce and mix all of my music don't ask who made the fucking beat

Orthodox T

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