HALO INFINITE RAP By JT Music Feat Andrea Storm Kaden  Give Up On The World

Start (FNF) (VS Mofo Boyfriend)

original by churgney gurgney https://youtu.be/sLPqNa6xYYg

Manual Blast (but only the good part)

Friday Night Funkin' my beloved 

Very cool

Cover by : Comfortical 
Pink vocal by : onequart9934

Friday Night Funkin' VS Impostor V4 But They Are Human - Heartbeat

Toji sings Ao No Sumika While killing everyone

Hello Everybody… 

After a year of pushbacks, changes of plan and stuff generally just not working out, the premiere of Literary Rap Battles! Is finally ready for y’all to witness, this marks not only a new chapter for this series of battles but for this channel in general, if you’re reading this thank you for checking out the battle, hoped you enjoyed it 


CAST: 
JustGamer as Mario 
https://youtube.com/@JustGamerRapBattles?si=NLSO8GnW0SFVu3zd

Danii as Garfield 
https://youtube.com/@SwaggyFlan?si=tfOa8lELxRslFn8X

CREW: 
Written by WeThink 
Mixed by Trakked 
CoverArt by Radish Stew 
Special thx to WAN & YetoComms CS

Lyrics : 
Mario: 
(Let’s a go) 
It's-a me Mario against a cat? Now I’ll try and put it gentle 
But I think, not even the Warp Zone would help you, reach my level 
You only move around to find another surface to recline  (but) 
Still don’t know who’s lazier, you or Davis taking Heathcliff’s design 
Talking chocolate , is the only time you can master  bars 
Wanna Brawl against a smash hit? You will end up seeing stars 
How are gonna verse me, when you simply lack skills 
I’m taking out the trash, so long Fursona of Jacksfilms 
You only came up with seven jokes , and still expect to get some laughs? 
When the funniest thing is how my hat is more known that your whole cast 
Now I’ll hear ya whine on the beat but, remember before you go on 
You’re walking with giants  and that’s a good way to get stomped on (ha-ha!)

Garfield :
Generic mess of a verse, knew you weren’t inspired 
Put me against the formula of your games, then we’ll see who’s tired 
I’m confused, I thought Italians were good at cooking 
But it looks like Jumpman on a track, cannot  find his footing (oh!) 
World's most renowned animal abuser thinks he’s some kind of legend? 
But when it  comes to popularity, he’s some yellow rat’s sloppy seconds? 
Imma get this Toad to croak, leave him 31st  reminiscing 
It’d be an Odyssey to find who notices that Mario is Missing 
So pipe down Mario, which is something you’re pretty used to 
As the Princess steps all over you, like your name is  Toadstool
Yeah I bet you’re a ton of fun, when you ruin friendships at your parties 
You could bring F.L.U.D.D and you still be flowing rather hardly 


Mario :
That verse was more scary than any edgy parody 
Not even with some power ups could you throw any fire at me 
This washed up newspaper icon, should look more fondly on his past 
As memes and shitpost are the only impact this Grumpy Cat has   
I got power-ups that might help  energize this cat 
But he can’t even power up, after a six hour long nap 
You would call it an oven, cuz you’re getting offed in a fight 
You failed to bring the smoke, Maybe somebody else took the pipe 
can’t do so much as scratch me, stick to the curtains bub 
Even when in a Kart is on, you will never be a runner up 
Let’s a go with the plumber who define a thousand  childhoods, lives
Against the vermin who’s fame consists of saying “Mondays , I’m I right?” (Oh yeah) 

Garfield :
So a blank slate for 30 years until Illumination went on to give you daddy issues, chap 
Looks like you gonn’ stick with bricks to Smash, forget down B, you’re just down bad man 
I think the princess is the one leaving red flags, in case you haven’t noticed 
If she keeps getting “kidnapped”, I  think she is “happier” with the tortoise 
Was once the frontman of the industry, nowadays competitors outdo you 
Funny how they didn’t even need shrooms as they outgrew you 
Go find another castle and battle, you’re wasting both our times 
I could be taking cat naps, you could be taking some natives lives 
So it’s settled, I beat you, and didn’t need to pop off
So want anything else…no? Ok then fuck off

Mario Vs Garfield- Literary Rap Battles! ft.JustGamer & Danii

Pibby Corrupted 1.5 House Of Mouse

Onyx Colony - Wizard Of Oz (2009)

Don't ask me ( Why? )
also you can Watch it on My YouTube Channel -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isysqu2kXrQ&lc=z233ul3xzt2nzz1qf04t1aokgvf1olryeyfnvwyu10d2bk0h00410

-- Motifs --
- Megalovania
- Despacito

Undertale- asgore with a cat (sean hogan)

8-bit soldier

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