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parody of "Michael in the Bathroom" from Be More Chill but with mr. Michael............lyrics and vocals by bastardhour on tumblr

LYRICS:
MICHAEL:
I am lost somewhere in Sannikov Land in an endless hall 
I could stay right here or disappear
And nobody'd even know at all
I'm on my own in these hallways 'cause Gertrude kinda left me alone
And though I’ve got a map it’s confusing and strange
Beyond each door is something unknown
 
Everything felt fine
When I was at the Institute
Now I’m losing my mind
my thoughts are all convoluted
Now I'm just
Michael in the hallways
Michael in the hallways of the spiral
Forget how long its been
I'm just Michael in the hallways
Michael in the hallways of the spiral
Why did I come in????
Going through each door built by the worker of clay
Hoping that i can somehow find my way
I'm just Michael with a map
Michael scared and trapped
Michael in the hallways by himself
All by himself

I am searching,
‘Cause it’s out there
The heart of this evil thing
Memories get erased
And my thoughts replaced
With mockeries of them hung by a string
And I hear someone laugh
Or maybe it’s just me and I don’t know it
HAHHAHAHAHHAHHA. (that's laughter)
And my feelings sink
Cause it makes me think
I can’t tell what’s real and what’s not real anymore

i just know I’m
Michael in the hallways
Michael in the hallways of the spiral
This is worse than anything I feared
Michael in the hallways
Michael in the hallways of the spiral
As I choke back the tears
I hope I’m getting close
To my destination
as my anxiety grows
i have the realization
That the Michael
Who I did know
That Michael will be gone, though
Now he’s Michael in the hallways by himself
Knock, knock, knock, knock
I think this is the right door
Knock, knock, knock, knock
thats what this map says for sure 
Stomp stomp stomp stomp
i walk in and see the heart
whomp whomp whomp whomp
I Gotta tear this thing apart
Clang, clang, clang, clang
I rip it out but something’s wrong
Bang, bang, bang, bang
It’s started twisting me along
crash, crash, crash, crash
i am torn apart yet glued
to something strange and I’m renewed
I go to open up the door
But I can't hear knocking
Anymore

And it feels so sharp
To be twisted and modified
And then I look in the mirrors
something distorted appears
And there's no denying
I'm just
... in the hallways
let me remember my name
Mmmmmmmmm now I’m
Michael in the hallways of the spiral
I’ll never be the same

So hello there!
why don’t you open this door
No, it’s definitely been here
And you have seen it before
I'm just Michael
Yes, no last name
I’m not sure what exactly came
Before the what I am now
nothing to understand now
Michael who you don’t see
Come in and then I won’t be
Michael in the hallways by himself
All by himself
All by himself
All you know about me
Is my name
Step on in,
You’ll be so glad you came

Michael In The Hallways (The Magnus Archives Parody)

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