Music by John Lennon and Paul McCartney
Words, vocals, and guitars by qdBrony

LYRICS:
Half of what you say is meaningless
But I hear it just to reach you
Derpy Hooves

Derpy Hooves
Derpy Hooves
Cross-eyed mare
Calls me
So I sing a song of love
Derpy Hooves

Derpy Hooves
Pegasus
Vacant gaze
Calls me
So I sing a song of love
Derpy Hooves

Her mane of golden hair
Is shimmering
Glimmering
In the sun…

Derpy Hooves
Ditzy Doo
Muffin fiend
Touch me
So I sing a song of love
Derpy Hooves

When I cannot send some mail
I can only watch the skies
Derpy Hooves

Derpy Hooves
Mail pony
Drops anvils
On me
Still I sing a song of love
Derpy Hooves

Mmm
Calls me
So I sing a song of love for
Derpy Hooves
Derpy Hooves
Derpy Hooves