The Guy Who Shot Me

once upon a time there was a guy named nick
when it came to gaming he sucked a lot of dick
all his friends went out and got playstation 3s
while this retard bought a nintendo wii

trying to make the best of a bad decision
the moron had an idea like the inquisition
since he sucked at killing and making plans
he figured that he'd go out and start a gaming clan

he put a message out on the EA forums
and much to his surprise people didn't ignore him
pretty soon he was stealing kills off of his members
yes children the legend of thumper started that december



gaming was great for this little thief
in game his members cause a lot of grief
but something was missing from his life
he wanted to level up and overnight

he read about a guy who sold his soul
MLG status was his highest goal
he called upon the devil to give him rank
and the devil responded with fat COD bank

so nick prepared to call upon the devil
he knew it was against him to do such evil
he sat there and called him in all his glory
and this is where the devil enters the story


who dares to awake me i must know
this had better be good because i got to go
i was in the middle of sex with three women
so hurry the fuck up and get on with it

hello devil my name is thumper
muahahaha is my laughter
you see kind sir i need one thing
i need to get a higher COD rank

i want to be the best wii gamer
better than my clan and not a lamer
my father owns a porsche if you want
or you can stick your dick in my butt

well let it be told from this day forth that thumper will be the best wii gamer…
BUT…
everyone else in the world will think he is a FUCKING DICK.


NICK THE DICK!

qeued